Spanking the Monkey

By MoeJoe at 09,Jul,12 19:13 other posts of MoeJoe

Whackin' your wedge...
Slappin' your meat...
Whippin' the wire...
Floggin' your carrot...

To name a few more.

By #64328 at 09,Jul,12 19:02

I like the word Masturbate. Since the first time that is what my friend called it and before that day I had never heard the word before, To this day I still like that word

By #187578 at 08,Jul,12 10:58

Beat ur meat wank choke ur chicken etc I got those either ur dick or ur balls or even ur hand is apart of the euphemism but I don't get spank the monkey how does a monkeys ass or even the monkey it self symbolize masturbation please explain

By bella! at 06,Jul,12 13:34 other posts of bella!

You've got a date with Rosie Palm......

By #191537 at 07,Jul,12 22:12

And her 5 lovely daughters.......

By bella! at 07,Jul,12 23:03 other posts of bella!

Thank you, I completely forgot about that!

By botanic at 06,Jul,12 13:52 other posts of botanic

When I was attached to the Seabees they called it either Beating the 'Skeeter or Chicken Chokin'

By #218130 at 06,Jul,12 09:13

Yeah!!! Spank the monkey my favorite

By #68656 at 04,Jul,12 17:26

See how you go spanking this monkey, the record is 690 mph.

Spank the monkey.
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By #218130 at 04,Jul,12 17:28

lolwill give it a go

By #279137 at 04,Jul,12 15:17

5 knuckle shuffle. Or cockney running slang - tommy tank.

By #6568 at 04,Jul,12 15:27

....Not heard that for years!....I had forgotten about it. In fact 'tommy tank' is a WW1 phrase for the first tanks used by the British on the western front,..as in 'Tommy Atkins' + 'tank'.....

Flip flop!
goes Tommy tank,
Christopher Robin
is having a wank!

Spanking the Monkey

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