And 1 is to assume on the rats version of SyD they are asking, "who gives a fat pimply humans ass about---?_
Olympics, that shit should a faded out 400 years ago.
By #485312 at 17,Feb,17 01:55
seems like that big red rats arse is being given on many levels here, shame l don't give a big red rat shit arse what the haters think here, COME VISIT MY PAGE IF YOU LOVE HOT SEX AND PUSSY, ALL COCKS ARE WELCOME.
l don't mind the traffic of true sexual lovers here and thanks for all the support... the more the merrier, aussieman and l have lots to share of our sexual adventures, for those that are here to see it *lix*
By #496816 at 27,Sep,15 10:33
About 'celebrities' having their seven and a half minutes of fame, and their battles with...lovers, stolen nude photos, weight gain, weight loss, paparazzi, battles with addiction...
By #485312 at 29,Sep,15 11:35
Justen beiber, K & K West, make me *vomit*
By #196416 at 14,Feb,14 19:54
Valentines!
By #443664 at 15,Feb,14 00:22
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I can't write poems
So.... Nice tits
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Here's a knife
Now get in the fucking van
Finally, one I once wrote to my local church nuns from Jesus
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar and sweets
I died for you
By #485312 at 27,Sep,15 09:02
Such talent we have amongst us, poetry doesnt have to rhyme to be poignant and fun *lix *
It seems that it may be time to see if there is anything more that one does not give a big red rats ass about! I really don't give a Rats Ass about the Olympics!
Only posting this as a possible point of interest to some. In the ranking of total medals won in all Olympics up to and including the 2012 summer games just a few examples.
Canada 423
Great Britain 802
Russia (Soviet Union) 1204
USA 2653
Other countries have done very well but this is easy to look up. It's all on record with the Olympic stats.
I didn't watch any of the London 2012 Olympics, far too much attention given to sport, the media pumps it up out of all proportion to its true worth and people who don't know their own minds go along with it because they feel that's what they have to do or risk being seen as a misery. So what if they are? Other people can think what they like. I shall ignore all this world cup nonsense too, I've far more interesting things to do than watch a bunch of obscenely overpaid blokes kick a bag of wind around in the hope it goes between two posts which any old fool can do. But the media pumps this up again so that these blokes think they're SO special and wonderful - give me a nice Judy Garland or Doris Day film any time!!!
Emm I feel like u know and understand me down to my soul.... Like your boobies is exactly the type of things I do GIVE a fuck about.... In fact some days they r the ONLY thing I give a fuck about.... T really think we should get together and discuss this topic face to face at some point.... Somthing as important as ur boobs defiantly worthy of a face to face sit down..
I loathe politicians, especially the Tories, and mobile phones
By #428387 at 13,Feb,14 19:56
I don't give a BIG red rat's aspirations for snow .GO SNOW GO.
By #196416 at 13,Feb,14 22:05
I am starting to get a bit peeved with it myself.
By #428387 at 13,Feb,14 22:21
Of cause I don't mind one of these snowballs .
Chill the lemonade well in the fridge.
Put a handful of ice into a cocktail shaker. Add the advocaat, cognac and juice from half a lime.
Shake well and strain straight into a martini glass or champagne bowl, before ice has chance to melt and dilute the mixture.
Add just enough cold lemonade to double the liquid in the glass.
Pop a couple of cocktail cherries onto a cocktail stick and use this to stir the drink to mix in the lemonade.
Enjoy!
And the red rat can go freeze his assets
We ain't had a single snowflake down here in the south of the UK this winter - instead just rain, rain, rain, gales and floods, floods, floods. Bloody weather!
I agree to a certain extent with gradurgaur, snow looks lovely when it is first falling and everywhere turns pristine white, a winter wonderland, its after its been around a day or so, been trodden in and turned to slush and ice that I suddenly decide I don't like it after all
No thank god
and i hope it wil never been on icelandic TV
but am sure becuse most tv stations in iceland buy shows from usa that it wil be one day but after seeing one episode online that was all i needed to seee
Fiju? I understand the ESL concept but I do not understand Fiju.
By #354961 at 29,Jul,13 03:14
HA! I can imagine that ... It's a top se.cret word. One letter one sound but as it is. Not like English, you're writing something and pronounce different. Can you figure out this one? I think is only a few here who can do it.
By #23212 at 29,Jul,13 03:59
Oh -drifter-, English spelling was a wonderful invention. Look how simple it can be:
'ghoti' --Now isn't that a simple way to spell 'fish'? The 'gh' pronounced liked the gh in 'enough'. The ' o ' pronounced like the o in women. And the 'ti' pronounced like the ti in nation. See, easy, eh non? (Prefero mucho el EspaŃol.)
By #354961 at 29,Jul,13 04:02
No habla Englez.
By #23212 at 29,Jul,13 04:16
I ne govori hrvatski.
Or, if you'd prefer: И не говори хрватски
By #339790 at 28,Jul,13 17:18
I get so tired of hearing this ridiculous shit....My BIGGG Cock this and is my cock big enough? Rate my cock, is mu dick good enough? Damn...IF people are that insecure about their cock SIZE how the FUCK do they every get it up to use it??? I am Avg to below avg and never had a complaint and MOST gals cum back for more as long as I will do it....I ain't NEVER had any problem getting some cootie or bootie either when I want it...I KNOW it isn't the size but how you grind it up!!! C'mon Gals, tell 'em! Do U get tired of hearing about it???
Haha I am tired about hearing that and I do tell them that. Most chuck a little tanty and then block me. One did reply though and say other girls like it when he talks like that. Go figure.
By #23212 at 29,Jul,13 04:03
Yes, also tired of those things. But I'm also tired of hearing, "My wife won't do ...". Then why the hell did you marry her?
I don't give a BIG RED RAT'S ASS if your dog ran away, if you spilled scalding coffee in your crotch because you're too stupid use your cup holder, if you received a bad haircut, if your neighbor is loud and you had a difficult time s leeping last night. I DON'T GIVE A BIG RED RAT'S ASS! YOU need to own your words, emotions and how you react to life. That's all I have to say.
Oh, I was not totally truthful, it would bother me if your dog ran away!
Uhh.....daffu, what about the member(s)that can stick his dick in his own asshole and self fuck himself? Do YOU, do you really GIVE A BIG RED RAT'S ASS?
Well.... What if he had a 3 inch dick and wanted to make your mortgage payments? THEN WOULD YOU GIVE A BIG RED RAT'S ASS? Hmmmm.....? Tell the truth! A member on SYD, I call him bay-bee, has a 3" hard on. So cute but so small. I remind him that my fingers are longer only cuz he likes SPH. Sorry, a bit off topic......
By #306576 at 03,Nov,12 12:39
Ok Bella,you got me on that one, Maybe he would let me have a boyfriend?
I mean really, Dose it matter? So long as the dam things works! I DONT GIVE A BIG RED RATS ASS !!!
By #303133 at 02,Nov,12 20:32
I agree, Ray. Isn't your partner supposed to be pretty close to you when it comes time to shoot? Why are they standing so far away? If you are alone when you shoot, doesn't distance make for harder clean-up? Damn, that guy's walls must be a mess...
No shits will be given to those who post topics asking for medical advice!
By #218130 at 25,Oct,12 15:49
Will I go blind and grow hair on my palms if I "beat my meat"?
By #196416 at 27,Oct,12 15:37
Well just do it till you need glasses and use neet or nair on your palms they work very well.
By #218130 at 27,Oct,12 16:24
By #297360 at 25,Oct,12 16:03
but Doctors are all so high and mighty with their experience and medical degrees, i would much rather get the opinions of random people from a website centered around the display of penis.
No shit! Members have multiple accounts? Oh wow, it must be rough keeping the 2 accounts separate. Yeah, right! 2 accounts!!!
By #196416 at 25,Oct,12 11:57
How about all the photo shopped/fake photos especially those gracing the main page. If your dick the way it is can't make it to the main page live with it, but then again I guess all those that view and comment on these types of pic's are just as bad or maybe even worse than those who posted!
Seriously, what the hell is the point of all the dudes posing as women around here?
What is that about???
By #196416 at 25,Oct,12 02:56
Yes how stupid is that, what thrill would one get out of enticing some poor sap into conversation with someone he thinks is female when it is just some guy beating his meat.
PS: Not that there is anything wrong with beating your meat..
That is a term I haven't heard in a while. Everyone here seems to say wank and wank sounds so civilized and polite. But beating your meat primative and gorilla like!
By #303133 at 25,Oct,12 03:14
Much more manly than "spanking the monkey". too!
By #291618 at 26,Oct,12 21:20
By #274357 at 25,Oct,12 01:30
What is up with the dick measuring obsession???
By #291618 at 26,Oct,12 21:19
By #218130 at 25,Oct,12 21:01
Something a bit more serious. I just h a t e not knowing how our dear friend Steffi is doing? Does anybody have any news?
And another thing that makes me say "hmmmmm......." are the guys that are self suckers. Is your life that pathetic and lonely that you gotta suck your own dick? Wow! The only lips your dick will feel are your own! C'mon!
By #297360 at 25,Oct,12 14:21
not saying it would be all i would do with my life but if i could i would i might at least try it
What about the FOOLS that either ask a question o start a thread of intrest and close their profile the same day
By #218130 at 25,Oct,12 09:01
The ever increasing number of "turds" floating down the Ganges and finding their way here...I h a t e pollution
By #68656 at 25,Oct,12 09:17
And many of those are being referred to the evaluation panel, especially for fake images, inappropriate material and plenty of un-der-age images.
The Ganges must really be in flood, the gondolas would be bumping into the ghats and rickshaws.
By #218130 at 25,Oct,12 09:23
By #196416 at 25,Oct,12 02:49
I don't understand all the same topics that keep coming up,like which is better cut or uncut, who likes my dick, hairy or shaved, would you fuck my wife, would you suck my cock and other equally repetitive questions. Look through or search the topic before posting. Like really WHO Gives a Big Rat's Ass about those topics?
If you do not have even a simple grasp of the English language, please contact, Rosetta Stone.
By #282754 at 25,Oct,12 00:48
That too! I excuse anyone for whom English is not a first language, but if you are a native English speaker and can use the Internet, then you should be able to write complete sentences!
Lexi, I've never asked however I've always assumed that your daily 9 to 5 job involves writing...... Could I be right?
By #282754 at 25,Oct,12 01:13
I an not a writer, but I do work in publishing so you're close! English is not my first language anyway. I had to learn to give a damn and it's sad that so few care. You wouldn't want to fuck half assed or drink a delicious brew half assed. Why would you want to write half assed?
Ha! It makes me wonder what miserable existence these members lead outside and away from this site! Damn, if they can't coexist here, what about in the outside world? I don't give a rats ass, I really don't! They arrrr ( pirate talk ) so pathetic!
It pisses me off, the number of "high profile" members that feel a need to terrorize other members with point burning. Don't be such a PUSSY, yeah, you know who you are! You hide behind fake account(s), own what you do. Fuck it, maybe you should remain veiled and not post pictures for all of us to see because then we would see just how small YOU fucktards really are!
Don't profess to be "straight" when you're dreaming about sucking a dick. Face it, you are at the very least "bi". And if you're bi, oh well, so are so many more!
I don't give 2 shits about YOUR pussy or dick! Don't ask people to look or comment, it makes you sound pathetic AND desperate! There! Whew, I finally got that off my chest. Thank you daffu!
Olympics, that shit should a faded out 400 years ago.
l don't mind the traffic of true sexual lovers here and thanks for all the support... the more the merrier, aussieman and l have lots to share of our sexual adventures, for those that are here to see it *lix*
Violets are blue
I can't write poems
So.... Nice tits
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Here's a knife
Now get in the fucking van
Finally, one I once wrote to my local church nuns from Jesus
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar and sweets
I died for you
Canada 423
Great Britain 802
Russia (Soviet Union) 1204
USA 2653
Other countries have done very well but this is easy to look up. It's all on record with the Olympic stats.
I never asked, you never mentioned, do you ice skate, downhill sled or have team and/or singles snowman building competions where you live?
Chill the lemonade well in the fridge.
Put a handful of ice into a cocktail shaker. Add the advocaat, cognac and juice from half a lime.
Shake well and strain straight into a martini glass or champagne bowl, before ice has chance to melt and dilute the mixture.
Add just enough cold lemonade to double the liquid in the glass.
Pop a couple of cocktail cherries onto a cocktail stick and use this to stir the drink to mix in the lemonade.
Enjoy!
And the red rat can go freeze his assets
honey boo boo....
and i hope it wil never been on icelandic TV
but am sure becuse most tv stations in iceland buy shows from usa that it wil be one day but after seeing one episode online that was all i needed to seee
'ghoti' --Now isn't that a simple way to spell 'fish'? The 'gh' pronounced liked the gh in 'enough'. The ' o ' pronounced like the o in women. And the 'ti' pronounced like the ti in nation. See, easy, eh non? (Prefero mucho el EspaŃol.)
Or, if you'd prefer: И не говори хрватски
Oh, I was not totally truthful, it would bother me if your dog ran away!
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I mean really, Dose it matter? So long as the dam things works! I DONT GIVE A BIG RED RATS ASS !!!
What is that about???
PS: Not that there is anything wrong with beating your meat..
The Ganges must really be in flood, the gondolas would be bumping into the ghats and rickshaws.
I like you.
I don't get offended by it, but I don't give a red rat's ass how great you think you'll fuck my wife or myself!
-Mr.