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Started by #409634 at 23,Oct,13 22:05
Here's a place to post those random, head scratching, jaw dropping, or vomit inducing pics from the site. The say misery loves company, so let others share your pain.

(Point of the thread is not to be cruel, rather to have a laugh. So don't get it twisted people and use this to be deliberately cold blooded.)

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By leopoldij at 21,Jul,18 07:20 other posts of leopoldij 
Something's wrong with this cock...
I suspect it's photoshopped

By leopoldij at 01,Nov,16 13:23 other posts of leopoldij 
By licksipsuckit at 06,Jul,18 01:18 other posts of licksipsuckit 

By *jamie at 05,Jul,18 05:23 other posts of *jamie 
By bella! at 05,Jul,18 11:14 other posts of bella! 
Just my opinion.....this is why posting pictures in the forum does not work out. In less than 12 hours, the picture you posted is POOF! It must have been a doozie!
By leopoldij at 05,Jul,18 12:18 other posts of leopoldij 
Not quite. The odds of a pic staying for a while are 70 against 30, as a simple counting shows

By leopoldij at 05,Jul,18 12:19 other posts of leopoldij 
This pic, for example, is still here:

I get frequent requests from its owner to serve as his master and piss on him.

By leopoldij at 30,Jun,18 18:58 other posts of leopoldij 

By Lenatur at 28,Jun,18 01:42 other posts of Lenatur 
By leopoldij at 29,Jun,18 18:04 other posts of leopoldij 
It's very good to be making fun of yourself a bit.
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By leopoldij at 27,Jun,18 03:27 other posts of leopoldij 

By leopoldij at 04,Nov,16 19:45 other posts of leopoldij 
i love those ...
By niceonebighead at 26,Feb,18 12:12 other posts of niceonebighead 
love those nipples
By leopoldij at 26,Feb,18 18:26 other posts of leopoldij 
I know. This girl is fucking awesome! Wish I had her here. ..
By licksipsuckit at 04,Mar,18 20:53 other posts of licksipsuckit 
yeah these are great looking nipples, they look very suckable and would provide many hours of fun.. *lix*
By leopoldij at 04,Mar,18 20:54 other posts of leopoldij 

By leopoldij at 25,Feb,18 07:40 other posts of leopoldij 
By jayman73 at 26,Feb,18 21:20 other posts of jayman73 
Looks like a portal to another dimension!
By leopoldij at 26,Feb,18 21:56 other posts of leopoldij 
That's right!
By licksipsuckit at 04,Mar,18 20:51 other posts of licksipsuckit 
looks like revenge porn to me, jilted boyfriend maybe, but he did pick a great set of tits to add all his details too *lix*

By leopoldij at 02,Mar,18 18:40 other posts of leopoldij 
For those who want to have nightmares:

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The head is almost the same as the balls.

By leopoldij at 06,Jul,17 06:18 other posts of leopoldij 
What the fuck? Huge pussy lips!

By niceonebighead at 26,Feb,18 12:14 other posts of niceonebighead 
dont need 2 look at asshole love big pussy lips look at assholes is 4 them asshole bandits
By leopoldij at 26,Feb,18 18:29 other posts of leopoldij 
I'm sorry but I don't understand what you're saying.

By HotFuckerBoy at 26,Feb,18 21:54 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
...lost me on that one

By leopoldij at 24,Aug,17 14:53 other posts of leopoldij 
Does this hurt you think?

By slipper at 28,Aug,17 14:06 other posts of slipper 
By leopoldij at 28,Aug,17 17:44 other posts of leopoldij 
You see, if I had to do that (if I had...) I'd first make sure to shave myself carefully. But he hasn't!
By Icudoiwill2 at 29,Aug,17 01:29 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
and leave a breath hole.

By leopoldij at 28,Aug,17 18:04 other posts of leopoldij 
Can one bend a spoon with his cock? Uri Geller?

By leopoldij at 27,Jun,17 14:17 other posts of leopoldij 
This is very similar to this: only registered users can see external links

By leopoldij at 22,Jun,17 21:07 other posts of leopoldij 

By leopoldij at 05,May,17 10:14 other posts of leopoldij 

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Disgusting, isn't it?
By mr_blue at 10,May,17 09:34 other posts of mr_blue 
Fly in da eye I wonder how long he waited for the fly to land on his cock ?!!!
By leopoldij at 10,May,17 09:35 other posts of leopoldij 
Pathetic. He probably added some sugar or honey on his cock head.

By leopoldij at 24,Feb,17 19:21 other posts of leopoldij 

By leopoldij at 24,Feb,17 06:43 other posts of leopoldij 
Is this ****.philia?

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By Arexa at 24,Feb,17 07:01 other posts of Arexa 
Ew! Stink bug! I despise those things.
By leopoldij at 24,Feb,17 19:08 other posts of leopoldij 
I know. Ridiculous isn't it?

By leopoldij at 14,Feb,17 18:22 other posts of leopoldij 

Something's missing here...
By #528572 at 14,Feb,17 21:53

By Arexa at 15,Feb,17 01:07 other posts of Arexa 
he's got an innie

By #496814 at 28,Oct,16 13:53
Sometimes one uses everyday furniture in a non-regular way for some fun. This is one time by me.

By bella! at 28,Oct,16 16:14 other posts of bella! 
That's a kitchen whisk, Filly. He's probably using it to beat his cock 'til it's frothy!

By leopoldij at 27,Oct,16 16:16 other posts of leopoldij 
Prickly pear splinters.

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By CountryCouple54 at 28,Oct,16 13:24 other posts of CountryCouple54 
Did he fuck a cactus?
By leopoldij at 28,Oct,16 13:41 other posts of leopoldij 
ask him. it looks terrible!
if you've ever had thorns like this in your hand, you know it's the least kind of fun you'd want to have.
it's not just painful, that's not the point, it's also extremely annoying.

By leopoldij at 21,Sep,16 14:40 other posts of leopoldij 

By leopoldij at 18,Sep,16 14:03 other posts of leopoldij 
What is this?

By Arexa at 18,Sep,16 14:20 other posts of Arexa 
It looks like she's birthing an elephant.
By leopoldij at 18,Sep,16 14:22 other posts of leopoldij 
yes. i asked the guy who uploaded it, he claims he doesn't remember where he found her.

By leopoldij at 18,Sep,16 13:52 other posts of leopoldij 

By leopoldij at 17,Sep,16 10:38 other posts of leopoldij 
another entomologist

By mr_blue at 16,Sep,16 17:05 other posts of mr_blue 
By leopoldij at 17,Sep,16 07:44 other posts of leopoldij 
He must be an entomologist.

By mr_blue at 09,Sep,16 01:04 other posts of mr_blue 

By leopoldij at 09,Sep,16 19:00 other posts of leopoldij 
It's tripe. Sheep stomach. They use it to make haggis in Scotland.
By sinanff47 at 09,Sep,16 21:12 other posts of sinanff47 
OK, but underneath, this guy has sliced his penis in half!
By leopoldij at 10,Sep,16 05:43 other posts of leopoldij 
Why?????? Is it an attempt to die?

By leopoldij at 10,Sep,16 05:43 other posts of leopoldij 
What's the psychological explanation?
By sinanff47 at 10,Sep,16 22:02 other posts of sinanff47 
So called 'cutters' have serious psychological problems.
By leopoldij at 11,Sep,16 08:49 other posts of leopoldij 
So there's a word for it? It looks so painful. I guess he belongs to the class of people who want to self-harm. The most extreme version of this is the guy who wanted to be eaten alive by another guy. It happened a few years ago in Germany. The cannibal found his victim on the Internet and, by mutual consent, he ate him.

By Arexa at 09,Sep,16 21:37 other posts of Arexa 
He aughta just let that tie on it and let the miserable looking thing drop off. Just look at it, it's so tired of the abuse it's giving up...
By #518816 at 09,Sep,16 23:04
Dude I know right! It's pitiful! You know, some people in jail actually push razor blades down it, just to get out of the cell and into the jail hospital. Pretty sad
By leopoldij at 10,Sep,16 05:42 other posts of leopoldij 
It's horrible/disgusting/sad/pitiful.

By Angelofdeath at 10,Sep,16 22:18 other posts of Angelofdeath 
What in tarnation is that thing? It looks like a busted old shamwow.

By leopoldij at 21,Jul,16 23:18 other posts of leopoldij 
Very sexy
By jayman73 at 22,Jul,16 00:25 other posts of jayman73 
What is it?
By leopoldij at 22,Jul,16 07:04 other posts of leopoldij 
The title of this thread is: Dafuq?

By #518816 at 09,Sep,16 23:05
What is, "it"?
"It" is Limp Biskit.
By leopoldij at 10,Sep,16 05:42 other posts of leopoldij 
I'm not sure about I can see anything in that pic.

By #518816 at 10,Sep,16 10:01
Lol it's a very blurry picture of someone sucking on a dong
By leopoldij at 10,Sep,16 12:00 other posts of leopoldij 
I thought it was a pic of someone having sex with a dog

By leopoldij at 12,May,16 17:07 other posts of leopoldij 
I can't look at these pics too long without a bad feeling.
By #518816 at 09,Sep,16 23:06
Yeah some people like that.. or pushing worms or maggots down it. Pretty gross lol
By leopoldij at 10,Sep,16 05:41 other posts of leopoldij 
Pretty horrible.

By leopoldij at 25,Jul,16 16:57 other posts of leopoldij 
There's actually a member whose name is as the title of this thread.

By CountryCouple54 at 22,Jul,16 10:51 other posts of CountryCouple54 

By mr_blue at 16,Jun,16 15:25 other posts of mr_blue 

By Ray10754 at 16,Jun,16 15:32 other posts of Ray10754 

By Angelofdeath at 16,Jun,16 15:46 other posts of Angelofdeath 

By #316057 at 21,May,16 04:33
/fd82auinfz54pic.html go fuck a tree
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By leopoldij at 11,Apr,16 20:40 other posts of leopoldij 
What's he telling us here?
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By mr_blue at 11,Apr,16 20:44 other posts of mr_blue 
How much you spent on hookers ?
By leopoldij at 11,Apr,16 22:14 other posts of leopoldij 
Me? No. Not my money. You mean him...
By mr_blue at 11,Apr,16 22:21 other posts of mr_blue 
Miss the sarcasm there leo...

ask a stoopid question and all that!!!
By leopoldij at 12,Apr,16 15:30 other posts of leopoldij 

By whatsupcocks at 19,May,16 04:07 other posts of whatsupcocks 
i have seen this post before some where in this sites domain.he must be telling us that he a sugar daddy.

By mr_blue at 28,Apr,16 17:58 other posts of mr_blue 
By leopoldij at 29,Apr,16 22:35 other posts of leopoldij 
Do you know how things were done before electricity was invented?
This way...

By #316057 at 13,May,16 05:05
so that why drills are on sell

By leopoldij at 29,Apr,16 18:04 other posts of leopoldij 
How is that possible?
By mr_blue at 29,Apr,16 18:09 other posts of mr_blue 
Those cbt dudes are specialists leo,I don't know the gauge his piercing is,but it looks fucking heavy...and the scrotum clamps are probably in two pieces and wrapped around the nuts one by one...I bet he's fun to watch going through security checks though!
By leopoldij at 29,Apr,16 18:15 other posts of leopoldij 
I would think he takes them off for security check.
By mr_blue at 29,Apr,16 18:21 other posts of mr_blue 
All depends on the security check...metal detector,kinda obvious to...

By mr_blue at 26,Apr,16 19:51 other posts of mr_blue 

By Angelofdeath at 26,Apr,16 21:58 other posts of Angelofdeath 
Aggh! Buh-kah. Teedee Jedi! Teedee Jedi! Oowaaaaaaaaygh! Toota

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By JustWill at 28,Apr,16 18:46 other posts of JustWill 
Tell it to stop screaming at me!
By mr_blue at 28,Apr,16 19:53 other posts of mr_blue 
prolapse....fetishes are getting more bonkers...

By Angelofdeath at 26,Apr,16 23:25 other posts of Angelofdeath 
Not to be mean, but anyone else hear one of those feed the ****/ren infomercials playing when looking at this?

By gazlittlewilly at 22,Apr,16 03:10 other posts of gazlittlewilly 
The amazing disappearing dick!


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By Angelofdeath at 07,Apr,16 23:51 other posts of Angelofdeath 
Does anyone else see the Virgin Mary?

By mr_blue at 07,Apr,16 23:58 other posts of mr_blue 
Holy vajayjay...
By Angelofdeath at 08,Apr,16 00:13 other posts of Angelofdeath 
Holy Shit! lmao
By #507249 at 20,Apr,16 20:57

By leopoldij at 20,Apr,16 11:39 other posts of leopoldij 
Edible or not?
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By leopoldij at 20,Apr,16 11:23 other posts of leopoldij 
What comes to mind when one sees this ....
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By leopoldij at 19,Apr,16 16:51 other posts of leopoldij 
What is this ?

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By bella! at 19,Apr,16 17:45 other posts of bella! 
Why not send a message to the member and ask?
By leopoldij at 19,Apr,16 17:51 other posts of leopoldij 
I did.
By JustWill at 19,Apr,16 18:47 other posts of JustWill 
It is a mangina.
By mr_blue at 19,Apr,16 19:31 other posts of mr_blue 
Does it suffer from mangitis ?
By leopoldij at 19,Apr,16 19:32 other posts of leopoldij 
A swollen pussy?

By leopoldij at 19,Apr,16 19:34 other posts of leopoldij 
What about this one guys? Looks lifeless. Looks like the cock of a dead person. What do you think?

By leopoldij at 12,Apr,16 15:46 other posts of leopoldij 
Does this thing look like it's a blue strangled cock or is it my imagination?

By leopoldij at 11,Apr,16 22:23 other posts of leopoldij 
I thought there were more modern methods to time your fucking session than a wrist watch

By #316057 at 31,Mar,16 02:49
What can I say
By Angelofdeath at 31,Mar,16 06:09 other posts of Angelofdeath 

By leopoldij at 31,Mar,16 20:09 other posts of leopoldij 
What can you say? This is probably a person who's had a sex change operation.
By JeffinKS at 01,Apr,16 07:51 other posts of JeffinKS 
hermaphrodite? it does happen... or maybe just a big clit?
By leopoldij at 01,Apr,16 10:56 other posts of leopoldij 
No, hermaphrodites' genitals look very different. I've seen them in anatomy classes and actually saw one live in my training as a doctor (degree I never completed). I've seen hundreds of clits in my life. This one doesn't look normal. Yes, there are big clits, but this one doesn't look natural.
By bella! at 07,Apr,16 16:01 other posts of bella! 
Please, you were studying to become a doctor!? Let me guess, a gynecologist?
By leopoldij at 07,Apr,16 16:17 other posts of leopoldij 
Nope. I never reached the stage of specialization.
By bella! at 07,Apr,16 20:47 other posts of bella! 
Why not?
By leopoldij at 07,Apr,16 22:06 other posts of leopoldij 
Because I gave up. Changed plans.

By #201583 at 01,Apr,16 08:00
Looks like a woman that is transitioning that had been on testosterone for a while. All fetuses are female for the first six weeks after conception even though your sex had been genetically predetermined. The clit is nothing more than a micro penis minus the urethra. Us guys all had vaginas. Now all we have is the perineal raphe.
By Angelofdeath at 01,Apr,16 09:01 other posts of Angelofdeath 
I viewed the page. She/he does state they are trans. Jamie can you maybe take the pic down? Transition is difficult this person doesnt need anyone mocking. Not that we have but others may.
By JeffinKS at 01,Apr,16 09:14 other posts of JeffinKS 
something else to be aware of

ExtraLoch wrote (Mar 29, 06:42):
Not all pics are my own. Male cunt looking for sex!

so these pics ARE NOT of the member
By #509475 at 07,Apr,16 08:25
There is a web page called cunt on me . The pictures in it may help .

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By #201583 at 07,Apr,16 11:46
It should be called "photo-shop-chop-shop." Some of the photos on that site still have site tags on them. Then when you go to the site and find the model and you will see that it was photo shopped...That blog owner steals the junk from one website, and attaches it to a pic probably stolen from another...classic. Most porn sites that let you download their porn after purchase of a membership forbids you to alter, or repost images. That guy that runs that blog is a typical basement dwelling douche troll.

By leopoldij at 06,Apr,16 21:12 other posts of leopoldij 
Based on a complicated calculation that takes into account the amount of stretching when a **** is applied, a scientist friend of mine concluded that the testicles of this guy weigh 19 lbs each, that is, 38 lbs combined.

By JustWill at 30,Mar,16 14:40 other posts of JustWill 
Not the photo, but the comment beneath it.
Is the owner having a very public mental breakdown?
By mr_blue at 30,Mar,16 14:48 other posts of mr_blue 
That really is's like a logic puzzle that's not logical...very esoteric...
By JustWill at 30,Mar,16 14:55 other posts of JustWill 
"Are the lambs hurrying back to mother and father.?
Have they seen the wolf lurking.?
Will they bestow some more silly gifts onto the wolf.??"

A better question would be: "Why is the creepy damn "wolf" LURKING?"
That LURKING business is just bat-shit crazy!
By mr_blue at 30,Mar,16 15:01 other posts of mr_blue 
All you can say is 'wat dafuq iz dat shiz all aboutz'...
By JustWill at 30,Mar,16 15:17 other posts of JustWill 
As a reminder:

A quick count shows that the owner of the silly picture above has posted 224 pictures of other members here in this thread, as well as a number of snarky comments. (Some of them have been deleted by the owners since they were posted.)
Let me repeat that number: 224.
That's right, he had the courage to mock two hundred and twenty-four other member's (that's 224!)pictures in the "Dafuq?" thread, yet he couldn't handle a little playful ribbing over a photo of his. (The infamous "Bunny Burrow" pic--which he deleted because he WILL NOT BE MOCKED!!)
In case you missed it, that number was 224.

So, when he deletes the "Lurking wolf" photo, we will, once again, get to see his hypocrisy in action...
By bella! at 30,Mar,16 16:19 other posts of bella! 
Can someone catch ne up, please? I thought he was a lion, now he's a wolf? Does he have an identity crisis?

By Angelofdeath at 31,Mar,16 06:09 other posts of Angelofdeath 
Shouldn't it be sheep? Not lambs. Lol

By bella! at 15,Mar,16 14:39 other posts of bella! 
Apparently, member #506087, Focus, is looking to be verified. Anyone going to take that leap?

By JeffinKS at 15,Mar,16 15:08 other posts of JeffinKS 
I wonder what it's like to be part horse.....

By leopoldij at 14,Mar,16 20:24 other posts of leopoldij 
What's that? What part of the anatomy is it?

By Arexa at 09,Mar,16 10:20 other posts of Arexa 
Who would've guessed a doll posessed enough strength to karate chop a dick in half?

By mr_blue at 09,Mar,16 10:27 other posts of mr_blue 

By JeffinKS at 09,Mar,16 15:24 other posts of JeffinKS 
i wish someone could explain this to me....
WHY? why would you do this? is it for looks? more stimulation? i just dont understand why guys would do this...
By JustWill at 09,Mar,16 16:44 other posts of JustWill 
Self-loathing, perhaps?
By leopoldij at 09,Mar,16 23:04 other posts of leopoldij 
People cut their tongue in half because the halves move independently. Same idea here, I guess.
By Arexa at 09,Mar,16 23:43 other posts of Arexa 
Back when I was younger, I so wanted my tongue spliced.
By leopoldij at 10,Mar,16 01:57 other posts of leopoldij 
You should be glad you didn't do it.
By Arexa at 11,Mar,16 03:35 other posts of Arexa 
I kinda am... It probably would've been painful, and I'd have probably grown tired of it by now. Then I'd have had to get more piercings to hold it together...
By leopoldij at 11,Mar,16 04:04 other posts of leopoldij 
don't be silly. with a split tongue and piercings to hold it together you wou;dn't be able to speak or eat properly for the rest of your life.
By Arexa at 11,Mar,16 05:03 other posts of Arexa 
I already can't speak properly. Ever heard of a pennsyltuckey accent? Lmao.

By mr_blue at 10,Mar,16 19:47 other posts of mr_blue 
You lizard licker...
By Arexa at 11,Mar,16 03:38 other posts of Arexa 
I'd totally lick you... Lizard tongue or not.

By leopoldij at 10,Mar,16 12:01 other posts of leopoldij 
Severe metal work here

By #316057 at 10,Mar,16 03:08
By leopoldij at 10,Mar,16 05:14 other posts of leopoldij 
yeah, what the fuck?
many of his pics are artistic compositions via photoshop or something, e.g.,

(sperm transfusion by an alien cock?)
but some are original, e.g.,

I still say what the fuck, even for the latter ones.

By mr_blue at 08,Mar,16 10:17 other posts of mr_blue 

By JeffinKS at 08,Mar,16 10:45 other posts of JeffinKS 

By Angelofdeath at 08,Mar,16 13:54 other posts of Angelofdeath 
Holy, erm im speechless. Poor dude.

By leopoldij at 09,Mar,16 01:30 other posts of leopoldij 
Holy fuck. Looks like he's caused the wounds himself by burning cigarette. Look at his page.
By #316057 at 09,Mar,16 01:34
Lol. don't know why I saw his page..
By leopoldij at 09,Mar,16 04:24 other posts of leopoldij 
Looks like you got sick. ...
By #316057 at 09,Mar,16 04:33
Yep I was Eating Something..
By leopoldij at 09,Mar,16 08:40 other posts of leopoldij 
So we learn that the Internet can cause stomach problems as well./

By #316057 at 09,Mar,16 00:40
Oh my..
By leopoldij at 09,Mar,16 01:32 other posts of leopoldij 
Looks like photoshopped

By Angelofdeath at 09,Mar,16 02:02 other posts of Angelofdeath 
Kinda reminds me of terminators eye.
By #316057 at 09,Mar,16 04:34
Yeah it does..

By #68656 at 10,Aug,15 13:01
This could be the result of filling his manhood with helium.

By leopoldij at 10,Aug,15 13:31 other posts of leopoldij 
obviously photoshopped
By whatsupcocks at 08,Mar,16 01:58 other posts of whatsupcocks 
obviously cant keep it real.i have seen this kind of kink on anther web site.kind of looks like Micky Mouse and Pannokio put together.maybe it was the Disney site i was surfing that day.
By leopoldij at 08,Mar,16 04:58 other posts of leopoldij 
But what about this?
By JeffinKS at 08,Mar,16 09:02 other posts of JeffinKS 
that's where all my rubber bands went.....
By mr_blue at 08,Mar,16 13:09 other posts of mr_blue 
Maybe he's starting a rubber band ball ?

By leopoldij at 08,Mar,16 04:58 other posts of leopoldij 
But what about this?

By Arexa at 18,Jan,14 02:29 other posts of Arexa 

I don't understand why anyone would want a lumpy dick. -_-
By #201583 at 22,Jan,14 18:53
Someone slammed his Johnson in a car door and was kind enough to lock him out before placing the key just out of reach.

By #57759 at 12,Jul,14 14:03
because they did not have one
By licksipsuckit at 19,Jul,15 08:45 other posts of licksipsuckit 
that looks amazing, ld like to try them speed humps out *lix*
By whatsupcocks at 08,Mar,16 02:30 other posts of whatsupcocks 
ribbed for her or his fun.

By leopoldij at 08,Mar,16 05:00 other posts of leopoldij 
Maybe it feels good in a vagina... from the point of view of the vagina, that is...

By whatsupcocks at 08,Mar,16 03:14 other posts of whatsupcocks 
surfing the first 5 pages of this thread is all the corruption me and my brainbox need for now.time to run a virus scan on me and my hard drive.BEAM ME UP MR.SCOTT!

By #68656 at 24,Jul,15 08:37
Instead of a belt here is another way to hold your pants up.

By whatsupcocks at 08,Mar,16 02:10 other posts of whatsupcocks 
thats going in the what the ? pile!

By leopoldij at 10,Aug,15 13:39 other posts of leopoldij 
Who is fucking whom here?

By licksipsuckit at 10,Aug,15 22:30 other posts of licksipsuckit 
on guard el peno *lix*
By whatsupcocks at 08,Mar,16 01:37 other posts of whatsupcocks 
thats Smurfing them licks.

By whatsupcocks at 07,Mar,16 01:50 other posts of whatsupcocks 
how about funny pics too.
By JeffinKS at 07,Mar,16 08:09 other posts of JeffinKS 
it's that damn Salty Walrus I have been warning people about...
By Angelofdeath at 07,Mar,16 12:49 other posts of Angelofdeath 
I miss Gregory the slightly retarded walrus.
By whatsupcocks at 08,Mar,16 01:33 other posts of whatsupcocks 
his name is Waldo and he is very salty when i get done with him.

By leopoldij at 11,Aug,15 17:58 other posts of leopoldij 
Here's what happens when you're out of toilet cleaner. The cheap solution.
By #472683 at 12,Aug,15 04:11
We really need a barfing emoticon!
By leopoldij at 12,Aug,15 07:34 other posts of leopoldij 
I agree!

By #491615 at 12,Aug,15 10:58
I Second the Motion!!
By #68656 at 12,Aug,15 11:02
After she finishes cleaning the toilet pan she will use these as plungers to unblock the drain.
She certainly is the complete Swiss cleaning service.

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When she has completed the unblocking she would dispose of the waste liquid like this.

By leopoldij at 12,Aug,15 19:36 other posts of leopoldij 
That's called ecological waste management.
By licksipsuckit at 12,Aug,15 21:26 other posts of licksipsuckit 
well at least she's not homeless *lix*
By whatsupcocks at 08,Mar,16 01:28 other posts of whatsupcocks 
yet another grate and funny cum back!

By #68656 at 26,Dec,13 05:51
They must be a strange lot in the Black Forest, this little elf cannot seem to decide whether to cut his dick off with the knife or the scissors.

By licksipsuckit at 16,Aug,15 05:49 other posts of licksipsuckit 
don't try this at home, hes a professional, and no cocks were harmed or lost in these pics *lix*
By whatsupcocks at 08,Mar,16 01:06 other posts of whatsupcocks 
thats my girl keep it funny and real.

By bella! at 23,Feb,16 17:18 other posts of bella! 
This one caught my eye. Can you say Photoshop? I gotta give credit to the membership for not voting [HOT] on this.

By leopoldij at 15,Jan,16 03:02 other posts of leopoldij 
I don't know if it's just me, but I feel this pussy is trying to talk to me.

By mr_blue at 08,Jan,16 16:57 other posts of mr_blue 

smoke in da eye....

chilli willy..
By Arexa at 08,Jan,16 17:24 other posts of Arexa 

By leopoldij at 13,Jan,16 16:34 other posts of leopoldij 
Someone should buy him a cork. ...
By mr_blue at 13,Jan,16 18:30 other posts of mr_blue 
And where do you think he would stick that ?
By leopoldij at 14,Jan,16 02:23 other posts of leopoldij 
In the bottle, of course. So he wouldn't have to use his dick for the coke.

By leopoldij at 14,Jan,16 02:25 other posts of leopoldij 
Or am I wrong? He might stick it elsewhere. Let's he him several corks.

By bella! at 14,Aug,15 18:39 other posts of bella! 
Is he working a rabbit warren or is this the new way to hunt for squirrels?

By JeffinKS at 14,Aug,15 20:02 other posts of JeffinKS 
he is "loving" mother earth....
By bella! at 14,Aug,15 20:52 other posts of bella! 
EWWWW, that's FREAKY! But it does kinda look that way....

By Angelofdeath at 20,Aug,15 10:34 other posts of Angelofdeath 
maybe hes trying to pump some air to inflate that flat ass
By bella! at 20,Aug,15 12:39 other posts of bella! 

By JustWill at 14,Aug,15 21:54 other posts of JustWill 
Perhaps he is sniffing out the trail of an "internet derived" wabbit. I hear that they are quite wascally...
By #68656 at 15,Aug,15 04:41
In spite of the obvious intention to embarrass me by someone who should know better and the silly subsequent speculation the image deserves clarification.
The dachshund is in the rabbit burrow, you may be able to see her rear leg. As anyone who has dachshunds would know when they work a burrow they can get wedged or stuck, not common but it does happen. In this case the dog caught her leg under a root just inside the burrow entrance and I am freeing her leg.
It has nothing to do with the internet or the absurd speculation by the usual individuals. The only relationship with "Earth" is that the burrow is in the earth.
By JustWill at 15,Aug,15 05:43 other posts of JustWill 
Golly gosh oh gee, Johnny-John. Given that you have posted more than your share of photos in this thread to make fun of other members (I'm seeing 15 on this page alone!), one would think that you wouldn't be quite so sensitive when the tables were turned on you.

Once again, you show yourself to be a humorless hypocrite.

Of course, by now, the general membership has come to expect that from you...
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Why should they "know better", Johnny-John? Shouldn't YOU have known better before you posted pics to embarrass the others here? Kind of a double standard, no?
Or, is that "who should know better" an implied threat of some sort? (Looks like someone might be Star Chambered soon.)
By #68656 at 02,Sep,15 12:52
Refer me to the starchamber, make a good case and present it for the consideration of the panel. Make sure you get your donkey voters to submit their false evidence in the process.
By bella! at 02,Sep,15 13:22 other posts of bella! 
John, John, sound like you're talking with a mouthful of sour grapes!

This thread has been so much fun for you and for such a long time. What's going on, isn't it fun when you see yourself with the spotlight on you? Certainly you cannot be that sensitive that you're not able to have a good chuckle.

By JustWill at 02,Sep,15 15:52 other posts of JustWill 

Golly gosh oh gee, Johnny-John. Everyone knows that the Star Chamber wasn't set up to judge HYPOCRITES!

By bella! at 15,Aug,15 22:39 other posts of bella! 
To JohnS, why would you think I or any member is attempting to embarrass you?

For heavens sake, you're a longstanding member with a sterling reputation because you live by the Golden Rule to do unto others as they would do unto you. YOU, embarrass someone, no! Surely that must be the furthest thing from your mind when you contribute to this thread almost daily by uploading various member's pictures. Certainly it is not your character to take jabs at, talk and/or conspire behind others backs and you would NEVER embarrass anyone, right?

By JustWill at 15,Aug,15 06:24 other posts of JustWill 
He claims that he has a "dachshund" wedged in his "rabbit burrow". These Australian euphemisms are so confusing!
By JeffinKS at 15,Aug,15 09:29 other posts of JeffinKS 
By bella! at 15,Aug,15 10:13 other posts of bella! 
So what do you think he has wedged into the 'rabbit burrow'?
By JustWill at 15,Aug,15 11:07 other posts of JustWill 
I'm betting that it's "Dunny Doors"--famous Australian gay porn star.
Dunny's list of credits include:
"Flog That Donkey!"
"Up the Bunny Burrow"
"Esoteric Group Grope" and the under-rated
"Dookie on My Didgeridoo"
By bella! at 16,Aug,15 08:00 other posts of bella! 

By #472683 at 15,Aug,15 11:15
By #68656 at 02,Sep,15 12:49
You are better than these idiots, Steffi, please do not go along blindly with their arrogant, insulting and patronizing rubbish.
They find it necessary to elevate their egos by leaving threatening anonymous messages on the profiles of other members and mocking anyone they consider lesser than them.
They lead priveleged lives and will never know what you have had to endure health wise.
By bella! at 02,Sep,15 13:31 other posts of bella! 
Arrogant, insulting, patronizing....all adjectives that are fitting and would describe you.

As for elevating ones ego, if you are intimating that I left anonymous messages anywhere, sorry to disappoint, it was not me.
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Thought I would add this noun descriptor aimed at you....HYPOCRITE. That is all.

By JustWill at 02,Sep,15 15:52 other posts of JustWill 
Wow! Nothing at all "patronizing" about THAT post.
By JeffinKS at 02,Sep,15 18:46 other posts of JeffinKS 
By JustWill at 07,Sep,15 08:43 other posts of JustWill 
By bella! at 07,Sep,15 09:01 other posts of bella! 
Too bad that JohnS decided to delete the fun picture. I hope his decision to do so was not because it evoked so many laughs, smiles and fun comments, after all, that's what this thread is for, right? Seriously, that was a great picture and I wondered what Dafuq you were up to.
By JustWill at 07,Sep,15 12:47 other posts of JustWill 
What's really disappointing is that this seemed to be his favorite thread. A quick count shows that John has posted 224 pictures of other members here. (Some of them have been deleted by the owners since they were posted.)
Let me repeat that number: 224.
That's right, John had the courage to mock two hundred and twenty-four other member's (that's 224!)pictures in the "Dafuq?" thread, yet he couldn't handle a little playful ribbing over a photo of his.
In case you missed it, that number was 224.
By bella! at 07,Sep,15 13:49 other posts of bella! 
Is that possible surely that number cannot be true! 224?

And he had the balls to get all hurty ( yes, I borrowed the word from you because it fits )? "In spite of the obvious intention to embarrass me by someone who should know better and the silly subsequent speculation......."

You would think that an upstanding member would be above mocking others if he is unable to handle a playful jab or two, no?

By JustWill at 02,Sep,15 19:02 other posts of JustWill 
To be clear, Johnny-John. I am an equal-opportunity mocker. I do not discriminate and mock all asshats equally.

By bella! at 19,Aug,15 14:46 other posts of bella! 
I don't know about you, we always referred to "dachshunds" as *WIENER* dogs. If gets their dachshund wedged in a burrow, that sounds like code talk for their wiener wedged in something that might be "cooter-esque".

By #415959 at 16,Aug,15 17:10
Got to hand it to JohnS, he always sports a clean pair of socks.
By JustWill at 16,Aug,15 17:27 other posts of JustWill 
Those aren't socks. That's just extra skin bunched up at his ankles.
By Angelofdeath at 20,Aug,15 10:07 other posts of Angelofdeath 

By Angelofdeath at 20,Aug,15 10:06 other posts of Angelofdeath 
Good lord that is one flat ass no wonder hes naked his pants probly fall right off
By #68656 at 02,Sep,15 12:41
What stupid comments, especially coming from leading Premium members who should be setting good examples to the membership, not your silliness.
Also shame on you Santanico666, think for yourself, paying good money obviously does nothing to make up for your obtuseness.
By bella! at 05,Sep,15 21:25 other posts of bella! 
Wait a darn minute, JohnS, you are a premium paid member so what examples are you setting?

By JustWill at 03,Sep,15 14:22 other posts of JustWill 
How DARE you mock Johnny-John!? He is an upstanding guy! Okay, in THAT pic he isn't actually standing up--but that's only because he is trying to dislodge his wiener from a "bunny burrow". Johnny-John would never, ever, ever mock a fellow SYD member. Ever.
Shame on you and your obtuseness...
By #496814 at 26,Sep,15 03:44
I kinda like this thread. Are the other 224 pics as fun to watch and read the discussion about too?
By bella! at 26,Sep,15 06:12 other posts of bella! 
As a rule, 99% of the members that is "featured" in this thread are blindsided. So many members "took it in stride" and the member that single handedly referred 224 pictures of members made such a BIG fuss and deleted the funny photo.

By BirdDog at 13,Jan,16 19:21 other posts of BirdDog 
haha that was a good one
my comment is supposed to be under your "rabbit warren" comment that i like SO much

By BirdDog at 13,Jan,16 19:25 other posts of BirdDog 
my comment is supposed to be under your "rabbit warren" comment that i like SO much

By BirdDog at 13,Jan,16 19:27 other posts of BirdDog 

By leopoldij at 20,Dec,15 22:50 other posts of leopoldij 
This gentleman from North Korea seems to have a cock problem
By sinanff47 at 24,Dec,15 03:28 other posts of sinanff47 
No, in North Korea that is the way condoms come back from 'The People's Great Condom Washer'--'Kim-Con-Wash'.

By leopoldij at 07,Dec,15 15:55 other posts of leopoldij 
Can't decide if there's any difference...

only registered users can see external links

The former is probably sexier!

By #415959 at 16,Apr,14 17:08
As you can see class...we have finally managed to find the calculation for understanding a woman.

(Please ignore the penis, the chalkboard is the focal point)

By licksipsuckit at 19,Jul,15 08:51 other posts of licksipsuckit 
must of been as boring as fuck *lix*
By cutedick at 06,Dec,15 12:38 other posts of cutedick 
This is photoshopped. It is from the movie "A Serious Man."

I was an extra in that same lecture hall...

By leopoldij at 06,Dec,15 01:16 other posts of leopoldij 
Very photogenic
Don't you think?

By leopoldij at 04,Dec,15 17:46 other posts of leopoldij 
These balls are probably made of rubber. Has anyone seen anything like this before?

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By leopoldij at 29,Nov,15 18:33 other posts of leopoldij 
The same (?) gentleman as below, in an attempt to fuck himself.
By mr_blue at 29,Nov,15 19:51 other posts of mr_blue 
Is he attempting ? I would say he has fucked himself....

By mr_blue at 29,Nov,15 16:18 other posts of mr_blue 

I've heard of tree huggers...but this
By Arexa at 29,Nov,15 16:22 other posts of Arexa 
Tree fucker...
By mr_blue at 29,Nov,15 16:24 other posts of mr_blue 
Getting in touch with nature...
By JustWill at 29,Nov,15 16:44 other posts of JustWill 
At least he's playing it "safe". Wouldn't want to get termites...
By mr_blue at 29,Nov,15 16:54 other posts of mr_blue 
By Ray10754 at 29,Nov,15 17:17 other posts of Ray10754 
UMM Excuse me Doc! I have a splinter,could you help me out? Imagine heaving to go to the Doctor and explain that?? ?
By JustWill at 29,Nov,15 17:23 other posts of JustWill 

I'm pretty sure he just misunderstood the meaning of "getting wood".
By mr_blue at 29,Nov,15 17:28 other posts of mr_blue 

By mr_blue at 29,Nov,15 17:28 other posts of mr_blue 

By mr_blue at 06,Oct,15 13:11 other posts of mr_blue 

Interesting toothbrush storage..
By #472683 at 06,Oct,15 13:24
If you want to scrub a dub your tummy inside, there's one helluva deep throat experience! :O
By mr_blue at 08,Oct,15 11:06 other posts of mr_blue 

By Angelofdeath at 08,Oct,15 00:00 other posts of Angelofdeath 

This one reminds us of the eyes on snuffalugagus
By mr_blue at 08,Oct,15 11:05 other posts of mr_blue 

By leopoldij at 25,Sep,15 08:52 other posts of leopoldij 
What do you make of a female member who posts this pic? Is that hot or not?

By sinanff47 at 26,Sep,15 03:18 other posts of sinanff47 
From the title of her photo, it appears that she collects these through her, ummm, 'profession'.
By leopoldij at 26,Sep,15 06:47 other posts of leopoldij 
Looks like it Sir. Although, from the consistency of the specimen, it looks like it's been collected at the same time, sperm changes in viscosity as time passes... Must have been, how many, 12 or so cocks at the same time?

By mr_blue at 07,Sep,15 16:07 other posts of mr_blue 

By leopoldij at 07,Sep,15 16:36 other posts of leopoldij 
Wow, this is scary! Do you think it's real or photoshopped?
By mr_blue at 20,Sep,15 02:26 other posts of mr_blue 
who knows leo...looks busted up anyway...
By leopoldij at 20,Sep,15 08:15 other posts of leopoldij 
I think it's photoshopped. It also appeared the other day on the front page. Apparently, the person posting these pics wants to shock.

By #472683 at 13,Sep,15 02:28
Looks like she's birthing two aliens! :O
By mr_blue at 16,Sep,15 10:08 other posts of mr_blue 

By #415959 at 16,Sep,15 11:00
Looks like there is a pair of tonsils in there.
By JustWill at 16,Sep,15 14:09 other posts of JustWill 
Pics like that can turn a Unicorn gay...
By mr_blue at 16,Sep,15 17:02 other posts of mr_blue 
I always thought Unicorns were happy and carefree creatures !
By JustWill at 18,Sep,15 12:47 other posts of JustWill 
What gave you that impression? They have a fuckin' sharp and pointy horn in the middle of their forehead. Do you think that's just for show?

By Angelofdeath at 16,Sep,15 22:45 other posts of Angelofdeath 
I really **** you right now.
By mr_blue at 17,Sep,15 13:31 other posts of mr_blue 
that was in the banner...

By #371590 at 18,Sep,15 13:27
Does anyone find this exciting?

By leopoldij at 18,Sep,15 17:36 other posts of leopoldij 
What about this one?
By #472683 at 20,Sep,15 13:36
We really need that vomiting emoticon!
By leopoldij at 20,Sep,15 13:57 other posts of leopoldij 
Or you can just express it in words!

By Angelofdeath at 20,Sep,15 23:21 other posts of Angelofdeath 
poor thing

By #472683 at 13,Sep,15 02:29
When you need a pen, and Office Max is closed....

By mr_blue at 17,Sep,15 13:32 other posts of mr_blue 
Office stationery sponsored by playboy ?????????

By JustWill at 07,Sep,15 12:50 other posts of JustWill 
That's right, he posted 224 pictures to mock other members in this thread.


(Oddly enough, however, when one of HIS photos turned up here, he got all pissy and deleted it.)

In case you missed it, that number was 224...

Let him that hath understanding count the number of the HYPOCRITE: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Two hundred one score and four.
By bella! at 07,Sep,15 14:35 other posts of bella! 

By Ray10754 at 07,Sep,15 14:54 other posts of Ray10754 
Typical case of the shoe being on the other foot!! and he didn't like it.

If you can dish it out... you should be able to take it also!!!

By mr_blue at 31,May,15 10:48 other posts of mr_blue 

By sickboy2314 at 31,May,15 12:56 other posts of sickboy2314 
The bottom one looks like the little dinosaurs from Jurassic Park! (the ones that spit!)

By Angelofdeath at 03,Jun,15 00:06 other posts of Angelofdeath 
This reminds me of the Cenobites on hellraiser
By licksipsuckit at 07,Sep,15 07:40 other posts of licksipsuckit 
he nailed it *lix*

By #472683 at 12,Aug,15 04:10
Doing laundry? Need a clothespin? lol

By licksipsuckit at 07,Sep,15 07:38 other posts of licksipsuckit 
l want a peg basket like that one *lix*

By Angelofdeath at 20,Aug,15 10:30 other posts of Angelofdeath 
from far it looks like hes missing his head and limbs
By licksipsuckit at 07,Sep,15 07:37 other posts of licksipsuckit 

was a great pic, wonder how he took it? *lix*

By #472683 at 22,Jul,15 02:57
By JustWill at 22,Aug,15 20:20 other posts of JustWill 
Strawberry Shortcock?

By licksipsuckit at 07,Sep,15 07:35 other posts of licksipsuckit 
strawberries and cream never looked so good *lix*

By leopoldij at 19,Aug,15 13:15 other posts of leopoldij 
This guy is trying to fuck a fly in the second pic and is receiving a blowjob in the first one.

By licksipsuckit at 19,Aug,15 23:52 other posts of licksipsuckit 
thought he didn't give a flying fuck leo *lix*
By leopoldij at 20,Aug,15 06:47 other posts of leopoldij 
that's a good one! ha ha ha!

But I have a second question: Is flying a fuck (or fucking a fly?) considered besti_ality?

By Angelofdeath at 20,Aug,15 10:07 other posts of Angelofdeath 
By leopoldij at 20,Aug,15 11:31 other posts of leopoldij 

By #396572 at 02,Sep,15 15:49
I´m sure he´s getting a buzz
By licksipsuckit at 07,Sep,15 07:34 other posts of licksipsuckit 
he must of, wonder how he trained it to stay there lol, *lix*

By JustWill at 22,Aug,15 18:13 other posts of JustWill 
Don't you just h@te it when you misplace the TV remote?

By bella! at 22,Aug,15 19:32 other posts of bella! 
Whew! I thought it was a flesh toned abyss.....
By JustWill at 22,Aug,15 20:13 other posts of JustWill 
That magician will NEVER get the smell out of his rabbit...
By bella! at 22,Aug,15 23:21 other posts of bella! 

By licksipsuckit at 22,Aug,15 21:40 other posts of licksipsuckit 
thanks for all the visits to my page bella, lm so glad you like looking at all my pussy shots and enjoy them enough to count, l'll let you know when l have some more gaping pussy shots for you see, and thanks uni for sharing my favourite shot. you could of posted more, lm sure you fit 2 across the page *lix*
ps come join my FISTING GROUP, lm sure l could squeeze you in
By bella! at 22,Aug,15 23:20 other posts of bella! 
suckit, suckit, suckit.....please don't flatter yourself! I do not visit your page as you have nothing that I'm interested in seeing. Believe that!
By #316057 at 23,Aug,15 00:20

By licksipsuckit at 23,Aug,15 08:15 other posts of licksipsuckit 
yeah lm probably not into the same stuff as you...lm into sex and fucking people, having fun and sharing my pics... let me know if you want to suck my pussy, those first 3 words turned me on, ld let you suck the piss right of me any time *lix*
By bella! at 23,Aug,15 09:24 other posts of bella! 
You do sound like the kind of woman that every man that's current on all his shots would be interested in. Regarding that opportunity to suck your pussy, thanks but NO thanks. I would be afraid that sour ol', stretched out old thang would consume me. YUCK....blechhh....pitooey......!!!!

By licksipsuckit at 23,Aug,15 12:05 other posts of licksipsuckit 
yeah better than getting no cock ,ld rather die with a well used, totally worn out stretch to buggery old pussy that's been filled with gallons of cum, that's fucked more men then you'll have baked dinners... l'm a very happy and satisfied old cooter...lm gunna fuck till l drop..oh and would you like me to bump johns arse pic for you, you seem to like kissing butts rather than fucking them *lix*
By bella! at 23,Aug,15 12:54 other posts of bella! 
Wow, that post says a lot about you!

No worries, I think you're well on your way of meeting your goal of having that totally worn out, stretched to buggery, filled with gallons of cum, snatch!

No need to bump JohnS's ass up to the top of this thread, your tired twat serves the purpose!
By licksipsuckit at 24,Aug,15 01:09 other posts of licksipsuckit 
LOL, unlike your tired remarks l guess, l found a nice piece to copy and paste, thought you might like to see your own work from your thread named WHY???, shame you don't stand by it or practice what you preach you vulgar mouthed hypocrite, your sexual frustration shows, maybe you just need a good fuck, instead of telling everyone how to fuck..practice what you preach may be in order or have you forgotten how too??? *lix*

Why is it necessary to be harsh with someone just because they don't agree with you? Are you able to convey your thoughts without being vulgar?

Why is it important to have the last word? Does it make you feel like you're the "winner"?

Why do you always have to be right? Are you incapable of making mistakes? by bella not *lix*
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thanks for the visit again bella and your lovely comment, you just cant stay away lol, *lix*
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"get out of my face whack-a-doodle cuckoo bitch" sound familiar to you bella,??? very similar to the remark on your why thread, l wouldn't even look at your page when lm not signed in, l still have no interest in you or your page or being a total dick like you by leaving such ridiculous comment...get a life troll, l know whos behaviour is getting whacko, and l don't need to hide behind anonymity to do it, whos the mental bitch now bella!! *lix*

By leopoldij at 20,Aug,15 17:23 other posts of leopoldij 
This does not look too clean.

By leopoldij at 20,Aug,15 17:17 other posts of leopoldij 
Fortunately, the advertizer spared us from showing us pictures of his product:
"Hi, I am selling my used toilet paper. I can can guarantee it's authenticity to anyone who is interested. I have a variety of textures, and scents for your enjoyment."

By #68656 at 09,Feb,14 05:35
Let us trust he fully recovered from his accident, was it a clean break or a greenstick fracture.?

By licksipsuckit at 16,Aug,15 05:50 other posts of licksipsuckit 
this is what happens if you try those things at home and are not a proper stunt cock operator *lix*

By leopoldij at 18,Aug,15 07:13 other posts of leopoldij 
This is what viagra used to look like in Roman times. It was a mechanical invention of Marcus Vitruvius Pollio who, after having sex with all of his slaves daily, had no stamina to fuck his wives. So he invented the device in order to keep her pleased. The only difference is that, at the time, rubber bands did not exist so pig intestines were used instead.
By licksipsuckit at 18,Aug,15 07:16 other posts of licksipsuckit 
would of been easier to invent the dildo *lix*
By leopoldij at 18,Aug,15 12:15 other posts of leopoldij 
Oh they had those long long time ago.
Here's a double dildo, with balls, from ancient Rome only registered users can see external links
and here's a woman with a big dildo from ancient Greece only registered users can see external links

But it goes back further:
"The world's oldest known dildo is a siltstone 20-centimeter phallus from the Upper Palaeolithic period 30,000 years ago that was found in Hohle Fels Cave near Ulm, Germany." SOURCE: only registered users can see external links
IMAGE: only registered users can see external links

By bigguy at 16,Aug,15 05:54 other posts of bigguy 
Bella has it right. Jesse. has been here under several names the first time I met her was under "Jesse" years ago. Then her page was taken up by her and my dear friend Milly and Milly and another of our friends got tigether and then cacelled their accounts. They were also sick and tired of silly ass people saying they were not real. Well I been here for many years and Jesse is a part of a group of my best friends and they are as real as this site.I talk to them nearly dailey and those who remember them from years ago know them as very friendly and obviously gorgeous women.I am the lucky one to have Jesse and all the little group as my close friends.Thanks BELLA for the kind words about Jesse, anyone that chats with her is soon to see they have met a classy great lady!!

By #68656 at 02,Jan,14 02:47
This gentleman maybe believes he is a microwave oven, with the cavity resonator up you know where and the copper waveguide on his manhood to direct the microwaves.

By sinanff47 at 02,Jan,14 03:18 other posts of sinanff47 
... or maybe has some of the strongest orgasms in Oregon?
By licksipsuckit at 16,Aug,15 05:45 other posts of licksipsuckit 
or blow his arse off *lix*

By #68656 at 14,Aug,15 06:29
This is unusual, the lady has grass growing on her face.

By licksipsuckit at 14,Aug,15 09:32 other posts of licksipsuckit 
fuck that's funny, thats the monobrow to beat all *lix*

By #470060 at 15,Aug,15 06:00
In spite of the obvious intention to poke fun at me it should be obvious what has happened here but I will clarify. This isn't part of my ritualistic behaviour involving "Mother Earth" or even trying to have a relationship with her as some here find almost sexually arousing. In fact what has happened is that my leg became stuck on the bench as can be clearly seen and I was unable to escape as the young man cutting grass passed by.
By JustWill at 15,Aug,15 06:07 other posts of JustWill 

Now THAT was funny! If you had a dachshund it could run home to bring help...

By leopoldij at 15,Aug,15 08:37 other posts of leopoldij 
That's because she has to fill in the face with something because her face is see-through as clearly seen in the picture below.

And grass is a cheap solution. It fills in the gap at zero cost.

But one thing should be said. Despite the lack of face, this lady is very very sexy!
By licksipsuckit at 15,Aug,15 09:11 other posts of licksipsuckit 
bet that young bloke cutting the grass had a good day too, lm sure it would be one to remember...she does have nice tits too, hope she gave the grass cutter a good look at them *lix*

By bella! at 15,Aug,15 13:33 other posts of bella! 
Yes, leo, she is very attractive. Aside from being pleasing to the eyes, if you took the time to message her, you will most likely agree that she is more beautiful on the inside. I know it sounds cliche, but it is true. Some folks look good on the outside and that's all you get.....

It's too bad that her first post in the forum was because members decided to poke fun of her.
By JustWill at 15,Aug,15 14:10 other posts of JustWill 
Jess33 seems to have a keen sense of humor, which gives her a big in my book!
By bella! at 15,Aug,15 16:32 other posts of bella! 
She does seem to have a keen sense of humor.

She's been a member for a long time. I can't remember her original name ( I *think* it had NY in it ) or recall how she departed but upon her return, she was scrutinized to the n-th degree by the unofficial "welcome wagon". She's really quite a wonderful person that enjoys posting pictures of her bits and chatting with her friends.

By leopoldij at 15,Aug,15 16:39 other posts of leopoldij 
Oh I've already realized this. I texted her today and she replied in a quite eloquent way. One can tell a lot from the way people write. And, indeed, you're absolutely right: some folks look good on the outside and that's all you get.....
I have many stories. Once I had a g/f 20 years younger than me. She was good-looking and all, very sexy (before she lost most of her weight and became almost anorexic), but, boy, was she a bitch! She basically screwed everyone around her, and fucked with anyone who would advance her position in the company. And she managed. I must say that was so revealing to me.
So, now, I look at what's inside too. And, for a long term partner, I would give up a few obvious sex-cliches in exchange for a better "inside".

By bigguy at 15,Aug,15 08:27 other posts of bigguy 
I told Jesse about getting envolved with the lawn guy, I knew he would give her some "GRASS"!!

By leopoldij at 10,Aug,15 16:17 other posts of leopoldij 
Who likes these sizeable pussy lips?
By Angelofdeath at 10,Aug,15 18:46 other posts of Angelofdeath 
I am quite certain thats a man baby.
By leopoldij at 10,Aug,15 19:40 other posts of leopoldij 

By licksipsuckit at 09,Aug,15 04:18 other posts of licksipsuckit 

l dont know how to describe this, cant work out how its done, so it belongs in the 'what the?' pile l think *lix*

By #68656 at 08,Aug,15 05:30
She must be quite a strong little fairy as she has split his manhood with one blow.!!

By licksipsuckit at 08,Aug,15 05:34 other posts of licksipsuckit 
that's why shes a brat, l like his work, this one made me smile, he has a very artistic way of enjoying his cock and pubes *lix*
By #68656 at 08,Aug,15 06:10
This must be Tinkerbell being rescued.

By licksipsuckit at 08,Aug,15 06:21 other posts of licksipsuckit 
l should send him a big green hulk doll lol, *lix*

By #316057 at 04,Aug,15 02:03
By licksipsuckit at 05,Aug,15 11:38 other posts of licksipsuckit 
you find all the good ones John, you must of seen every shot on the this site, or close to it *lix*
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another from his collection, he's awesome *lix*

By #491615 at 05,Aug,15 12:15
Okay My to be Stupid ; what am I looking at in this Picture?
By Arexa at 05,Aug,15 12:54 other posts of Arexa 
My guess is it's some kind of makeshift dick inflating contraption... Putting his farts to use....
By #491615 at 05,Aug,15 13:03
Lmao. Thanks for clarifying the Mystery for me
By licksipsuckit at 06,Aug,15 03:22 other posts of licksipsuckit 
maybe its filled with ants or insects *lix*

By JeffinKS at 06,Aug,15 19:24 other posts of JeffinKS 
he is using a vacuum cleaner to suck on his cock....
By licksipsuckit at 07,Aug,15 05:02 other posts of licksipsuckit 
yes, its not the easiest thing to accomplish, the noise would be distracting, and l noticed he has a really long pipe, l wonder if he's blow one up from coming in it *lix*

By #68656 at 26,Jul,15 09:42
Our friend and long-standing member Duncan certainly takes his security seriously.!!

By licksipsuckit at 27,Jul,15 07:45 other posts of licksipsuckit 
hope he doesn't lose his keys *lix*

By #316057 at 30,Dec,13 22:37

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he a nut
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By #68656 at 31,Dec,13 00:05
A most strange "gentleman" indeed, not only does he twist his manhood into all kinds of convoluted shapes he wears ladies lingerie in public. Imagine walking down a UK street and encountering this....

By licksipsuckit at 19,Jul,15 08:55 other posts of licksipsuckit 
ld love to see the video of him getting it off with the oxy *lix*

By #68656 at 04,Mar,14 03:52
A very different and unusual way to smoke marijuana.

By licksipsuckit at 19,Jul,15 08:53 other posts of licksipsuckit 
lol, now that would have me rolling on the floor laughing without smoking it *lix*

By #68656 at 06,May,14 13:01
Whatever could this be, a preying mantis or some species of insect.?

By licksipsuckit at 19,Jul,15 08:49 other posts of licksipsuckit 
mmm does look a bit alien, has a personality all of its own *lix*

By #68656 at 22,Jun,14 10:17
Let us trust it is what we think it is and not dynamite.

By licksipsuckit at 19,Jul,15 08:47 other posts of licksipsuckit 
one of the zarzoff family members, bluey zarzoff *lix*

By #68656 at 16,Jun,14 10:39
Austrian ants, let us trust they do not sting.
Is he also standing in stinging nettles or poison ivy.?

By licksipsuckit at 19,Jul,15 08:46 other posts of licksipsuckit 
whole new meaning to ants in your pants *lix*

By #316057 at 16,Jul,15 23:20
If He Could Not Wait This The Way To Do It
By sinanff47 at 19,Jul,15 01:55 other posts of sinanff47 
Perhaps you are unfamiliar with the great many ways to save water during the serious drought?
By #316057 at 19,Jul,15 04:53

By #68656 at 04,Jul,15 05:41
Are these stinging nettles.??

By leopoldij at 04,Jul,15 05:43 other posts of leopoldij 
He's tossing his salad.

By #316057 at 04,Jul,15 02:48
... One Way To Go Fishing..
By Arexa at 04,Jul,15 03:20 other posts of Arexa 
Bet he caught a brown trout...

By #360866 at 01,Jul,15 12:45
What's up everybody? Just to be clear that picture with the beer can in it is my ass! 100% real not photo shopped probably a weird camera angle? If you really wanna know it all it was a 18oz. tall boy was also in deep. Check out my other pics to prove it.
By bella! at 01,Jul,15 18:18 other posts of bella! 
Is there any reason why you do this other than, "because I can!"
By JeffinKS at 02,Jul,15 07:33 other posts of JeffinKS 
ROFLMAO... you said "Can" in soda can....

By mr_blue at 31,May,15 10:45 other posts of mr_blue 
By JustWill at 31,May,15 13:16 other posts of JustWill 
They say that carrots are good for your eyes. Apparently that is not true because I have just gone blind...
By Angelofdeath at 03,Jun,15 00:07 other posts of Angelofdeath 
maybe it's to help that brown eye
By JustWill at 03,Jun,15 11:49 other posts of JustWill 
This might be a photo of Ronco's first, failed attempt at marketing a low priced veggie juicer...

By #472683 at 03,Jun,15 01:52
I know we should get about five servings of veggies a day, but I don't think this is how to do it!
By mr_blue at 04,Jun,15 06:49 other posts of mr_blue 
Plenty of 'root' veggies in your diet hey Steffi...

But like you say,not like that...shudder....

You wouldn't want a salad from the guy I reckon...

By #396572 at 01,Jul,15 17:13
please wash These carrots before you eat them
By bella! at 01,Jul,15 18:16 other posts of bella! 
I know this isn't the same, but.....isn't there some type of coffee bean that some creature poops on thereby giving it some rich and glorious taste which ultimately jacks up the price? C'mon, I didn't dream this!
By JeffinKS at 01,Jul,15 18:37 other posts of JeffinKS 
Civets... it is a cat that eat the coffee berry and "poops out the bean....
By bella! at 01,Jul,15 19:18 other posts of bella! 
Thank you, Lonewolf_ICT! I knew it had to do with poop and coffee beans. I'm curious, have you ( or anyone reading this ) ever tried this coffee and if so, what's your opinion?

I love, do you hear me, L-O-V-E Dunkin' Donuts coffee, yum!!!

By #316057 at 01,Jul,15 01:48
By bella! at 01,Jul,15 02:14 other posts of bella! 
*Jamie, that's got to be Photoshop'd, don't you think? Look at the size of the hand, look at the size of the can. Are we to believe that this yo-yo shoved a can up his ass? That is an ass, isn't it?
By JeffinKS at 01,Jul,15 07:31 other posts of JeffinKS 
well based on other pictures in his gallery...
I do believe this to be real, camera perspective makes it look weird.... and yes that is a soda can..... if it is Photoshopped he did a very good job

By CountryCouple54 at 01,Jul,15 01:54 other posts of CountryCouple54 
If you see your picture presently on this page. Seek medical attention now. For real. Go to the ER now.

By mr_blue at 07,Apr,15 18:06 other posts of mr_blue 

Is this what happens when you annoy Bear Grylls ?

By Arexa at 26,Feb,15 04:23 other posts of Arexa 
By #444014 at 26,Feb,15 12:59

By JeffinKS at 26,Feb,15 13:06 other posts of JeffinKS 
I just don't understand why people would do this....

By big9inch21 at 26,Feb,15 14:16 other posts of big9inch21 
WTF is that?
By #444014 at 27,Feb,15 04:28
Dried shroom.... that doesn't look fungi (fun-guy )
By #316057 at 27,Feb,15 05:09
Keeping The Forskin tight

By #444014 at 22,Feb,15 04:00
By JeffinKS at 22,Feb,15 10:57 other posts of JeffinKS 
actually I um......kinda like this....

By #444014 at 10,Jan,15 02:22


"WHAT DAFUQ ?"......
By Arexa at 10,Jan,15 03:01 other posts of Arexa 
Oh wow.... Uhm... Maybe he learned the hard way not to flush mid-dump? I swear those high powered toilets try to suck your asshole off....

By sinanff47 at 10,Jan,15 03:31 other posts of sinanff47 
A prolapse pro?

By #444014 at 08,Jan,15 10:02
By Arexa at 08,Jan,15 19:02 other posts of Arexa 
.....what if it pulls off?
By newwt10 at 08,Jan,15 19:18 other posts of newwt10 
Pop goes the weasel?

By sinanff47 at 08,Jan,15 21:34 other posts of sinanff47 
Well, perhaps it will help the human gene pool, one 'drop' at a time?

By Vita at 08,Jan,15 10:58 other posts of Vita 


... is okay ?!
By JeffinKS at 08,Jan,15 18:33 other posts of JeffinKS 
I just have to ask WHY??

By #444014 at 19,Nov,14 15:05

To fork or to spoon ?
By Arexa at 20,Nov,14 08:46 other posts of Arexa 
What the fork...
I guess he wasn't brave enough to go for a knife?

By #472683 at 31,Oct,14 01:22
Must be Mrs. Duggar from 19 Kids And Counting!

By #444014 at 31,Oct,14 01:24
It's a screw cap....
By #472683 at 31,Oct,14 01:26
I can't imagine any woman having a pussy big enough to fit a wine bottle other than Mrs. D!
By Arexa at 20,Nov,14 08:46 other posts of Arexa 
It's gotta be like a water slide when she gives birth.

By #444014 at 23,Sep,14 18:18
By JeffinKS at 23,Sep,14 18:19 other posts of JeffinKS 

By #316057 at 24,Sep,14 01:22
Lol Cornfed

By JeffinKS at 24,Sep,14 08:36 other posts of JeffinKS 
creamed corn?

By JeffinKS at 19,Sep,14 07:48 other posts of JeffinKS 

Um... WHAT?!?!
By Arexa at 19,Sep,14 14:43 other posts of Arexa 
Aargh. Even though I enjoy me some face paint, it be lookin like that scallywag be in need of psychiatric help....

By JeffinKS at 06,Sep,14 12:06 other posts of JeffinKS 
WHY?? just WHY?

By #444014 at 04,Sep,14 18:40
By #459351 at 04,Sep,14 19:53
Well if ur into extraterrestrial sex I guess that works
By sinanff47 at 05,Sep,14 03:57 other posts of sinanff47 
Nah, it's never been the same there where he is, since the Slovacs split.

By #444014 at 30,Aug,14 12:31
By Ray10754 at 30,Aug,14 12:56 other posts of Ray10754 
I guess it is like the old saying / (If the shoe fits,wear it !!)

Never said where you had to wear it I guess!!

By #444014 at 27,Aug,14 09:35
By bella! at 27,Aug,14 11:30 other posts of bella! 
My guess is that is his interpretation on beanies and wienies.

By #316057 at 03,Aug,14 04:55
Michael Johns, the Australian blue-eyed soul crooner of American Idol Season 7, has died at age 35. Johns is the first Idol top 10 finalist to pass away in the show's 13-season history.

By #444014 at 21,Jul,14 19:29

Horny Hulk...
By Arexa at 23,Jul,14 00:03 other posts of Arexa 
Wonder what he saw that made him both angry and horny....

By JeffinKS at 27,Jul,14 08:46 other posts of JeffinKS 
HOLY FUCK!!!! that cock......

By #275302 at 22,Jul,14 07:46
Oh I've missed these kind of threads so much!
By bella! at 22,Jul,14 08:30 other posts of bella! 
Really? We all have missed YOU MORE! Good to see you!

By #316057 at 05,Mar,14 22:41
why would you mix your pussy??
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By Arexa at 05,Mar,14 22:50 other posts of Arexa 
I have no freaking clue. Shits and giggles, maybe?

By #444014 at 06,Mar,14 11:56
Trying new things and loving them !!!!

I commented on this picture "What recipe is that ? looks yummy though"
By #68656 at 08,Mar,14 09:01
On the subject of utensils here is another possible use for an egg whisk.

By #201583 at 14,Jun,14 21:27
He's following an ancient recipe for making shit biscuits.

By #68656 at 09,Jun,14 11:10
Japanese greengrocer.

By #201583 at 09,Jun,14 19:02
Now we know why organic vegetables cost more.

By Arexa at 30,May,14 03:30 other posts of Arexa 
By #132188 at 30,May,14 04:00
Wtf is that exactly... Don't remember seeing that on Lord of the rings.

Needs a goatie trim too

Thought we were friends arexa
By #68656 at 30,May,14 04:16
What about this.?? Tennis anyone.

By Arexa at 08,Jun,14 22:45 other posts of Arexa 
Are you sure it's a tennis ball? It could be a photo of him laying a fucktard egg...

By #444014 at 09,May,14 09:33
By Arexa at 09,May,14 10:05 other posts of Arexa 
Made me gag. So damned gross.
By Rose at 09,May,14 13:56 other posts of Rose 
NO NO NO! Why did I look at this?! I will be scarred for life!

By bella! at 09,May,14 10:22 other posts of bella! 
I saw that but I am not certain what it is.............
By #444014 at 09,May,14 10:47
The title of this thread just sums up this picture.
By bella! at 09,May,14 11:58 other posts of bella! 
What does vacca sfatta mean or is that a clinical diagnosis?
By #444014 at 09,May,14 12:45
Vacca is Italian for cow, adult female bovine, adult females of various large mammals

I cannot find a reference I can understand properly for sfatta...Probably a colloquialism ?
By bella! at 09,May,14 15:11 other posts of bella! 
Thank you, alexblue!

By sinanff47 at 11,May,14 02:39 other posts of sinanff47 
I believe she is trying to say, 'unraveled/undone/unmade cow'. Possibly resulting from fisting?
By #444014 at 11,May,14 05:46
Holy cow....
By sinanff47 at 11,May,14 20:33 other posts of sinanff47 
Yes indeed, when cows make fists they are truly "holy".

By Avillager at 30,May,14 00:22 other posts of Avillager 
Talk about blowing it out of your ass! Looks like the vagina might have had similar treatment.

By #201583 at 07,Jun,14 19:58
It's a toothless Cyclops missing an eye.

By #444014 at 06,Jun,14 22:07

By sinanff47 at 07,Jun,14 01:45 other posts of sinanff47 
Since snails need to be 'purged' before being made into some tasty 'escargot' dish, I believe this French gentleman is having them 'exercise' up and down his 'bite', eh non?

By Avillager at 30,May,14 00:25 other posts of Avillager 
Many of these images are just plain scary. Thank you johns for nearly making me barf. I am sure that I will have a nightmare or two.

By #444014 at 25,May,14 11:21

By Arexa at 25,May,14 12:11 other posts of Arexa 

By #68656 at 10,May,14 07:01
Would the restaurant charge a corkage fee for this wine.??

By sinanff47 at 11,May,14 20:39 other posts of sinanff47 
Yikes, this is difficult to look at!

By Arexa at 11,May,14 17:37 other posts of Arexa 
I don't know what's worse... The fact it looks like it got hit with a hammer... Or the toilet paper remnants stuck to its asshole...

By #444014 at 07,May,14 00:27

Message in a bottle ?
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Crystal ball ? Can you see the future ?....
By Arexa at 07,May,14 00:35 other posts of Arexa 
dick in a jar

By sinanff47 at 07,May,14 01:51 other posts of sinanff47 
Schleierschwanz Fetisch.
By #444014 at 07,May,14 02:13
Poor fishy ....
By sinanff47 at 07,May,14 02:26 other posts of sinanff47 
You'd have to admit I'd think, that given the two words in German for goldfish, 'Goldfisch' and this one, the one here, using 'Schwanz' is rather fitting for this site, nicht war?

By #444014 at 07,May,14 00:19
By Arexa at 07,May,14 01:59 other posts of Arexa 
I think he's checking the internal temperature to see if he's done yet... Damned newbies.

By Arexa at 05,May,14 06:13 other posts of Arexa 
Perhaps this lady is a pulse-challenged soul sucker.....

By #68656 at 17,Apr,14 07:46
We have heard of Goldfinger who painted his victims with gold paint, could this be Siverfinger or in this case Silverdick. Certainly a novel use for silverfrost paint.

By Avillager at 04,May,14 20:01 other posts of Avillager 
Wonder what it's Rockwell number is?

By #444014 at 25,Apr,14 12:42
By Avillager at 04,May,14 20:01 other posts of Avillager 
Makes you think seriously that some peaceful method may be a better way to solve a problem.

By #68656 at 30,Apr,14 08:44
Could this be a generic version of Viagra.??

By JeffinKS at 30,Apr,14 23:23 other posts of JeffinKS 

your ability to find the most bizarre whacked out pictures just astonishes me

By #68656 at 28,Apr,14 11:20
Here is the strange little Bavarian elf cycling to the supermarket.

By Arexa at 28,Apr,14 13:21 other posts of Arexa 
I certainly hope he doesn't hit any bumps in the road... I imagine it would be quite a painful and awkward experience to do so while he pedals about with the seat wedged up his ass...
By #428387 at 28,Apr,14 15:06
Seems he could do with an ass hat to go with his crash hat
By Arexa at 28,Apr,14 15:34 other posts of Arexa 
Pretty sure he is an asshat, which would negate his use for one. I mean, seriously... What kind of deranged looney goes "oh, boy! I think im gonna go pedal biking in the nude and see if I can stick the seat up my anus."...

By sickboy2314 at 28,Apr,14 15:16 other posts of sickboy2314 
It's an arse rocket, makes him go faster!!........#Rocket Man#

By Arexa at 14,Apr,14 23:17 other posts of Arexa 

By #444014 at 14,Apr,14 23:22
OH..... ....errm...
By #68656 at 16,Apr,14 06:20
He certainly is an odd elf, could this be his impression of a porcupine.?

By #201583 at 16,Apr,14 18:51
Do you not have enough common sense to not swim during a fishing tournament.

By sickboy2314 at 16,Apr,14 18:54 other posts of sickboy2314 
"Smeeeeg heeeeaad"

By #68656 at 07,Apr,14 09:01
An interesting place to store drinks but they would be warm when it came to drinking them. Also the bottle neck would be smelly like the wrist watch band.

By #451552 at 07,Apr,14 14:05
Strange way to add carbonation.
By #201583 at 07,Apr,14 14:34
I thought he was adding the "Natural Coloring, and Flavour."
By JeffinKS at 07,Apr,14 22:11 other posts of JeffinKS 
EEEWWWWW!!! insert puke emoticon

By Arexa at 08,Apr,14 03:10 other posts of Arexa 
It looks to me like he managed to break his butthole...

By #451552 at 08,Apr,14 07:50
Sweet baby jesus! What in tarnation is that?How disgusting. Some people. Sheesh! I guessbit really does take all kinds. Yuck!
By JeffinKS at 08,Apr,14 08:07 other posts of JeffinKS 
so disgusting.....

By #201583 at 08,Apr,14 14:44
It looks like the lips on the Brain Bug from Starship Troopers.

By Rose at 08,Apr,14 18:48 other posts of Rose 
Holy sheep shit! That is THE most disgusting thing I ever did see! BARF!

By #444014 at 08,Apr,14 22:38
This guy went for some 'R&R' and 'Ruined a Rectum'
By Arexa at 08,Apr,14 22:41 other posts of Arexa 

By sickboy2314 at 08,Apr,14 19:00 other posts of sickboy2314 
Get me a bowel ima be sick!!

By sickboy2314 at 08,Apr,14 19:03 other posts of sickboy2314 
A novelty way to open a bottle! ....just hope he hasn't shook it up first!( come to think about it he probably has!lol)

By sickboy2314 at 08,Apr,14 19:24 other posts of sickboy2314 
Anyone for red meat!!
By #354861 at 08,Apr,14 22:42
That's what happens when you strain too hard grunting out a massive turd Sickboy!
By #68656 at 09,Apr,14 14:12
This could be the results of that straining. We can safely say our opinions of this rather odd individual would tend to concur.

By #201583 at 09,Apr,14 18:50
It's less conspicuous to itch your nose if you were to simply stick your finger in than trying to enter through the large intestine.

By #316057 at 09,Apr,14 05:19

By #316057 at 09,Apr,14 00:00
By Arexa at 09,Apr,14 04:49 other posts of Arexa 
That shit bugs me to no end. Why do guys find that attractive? Seriously... If your twat is big enough to ram a bottle in, it can't feel that great for anyone. I keep mine tight as I can. Feels better for me that way as well... It's a damned vagina.... Not a handbag. I wouldn't be able to fit a bottle up me without a rubber mallet and some Crisco. Ugh.

By #68656 at 20,Mar,14 12:40
Here is another view of the French airforce in flight on a bombing run and strafing as it approaches its target.

By #201583 at 04,Apr,14 12:28
The new symbol for the US judicial system. "It doesn't matter if you're innocent or guilty, because you are just guaranteed to be screwed."

By #316057 at 21,Mar,14 22:47
... who would want some of this
By Arexa at 21,Mar,14 23:33 other posts of Arexa 
Pussy pumping disturbs me.

By Rose at 21,Mar,14 23:36 other posts of Rose 
I am speechless.
By #68656 at 22,Mar,14 04:49
Perhaps this gentleman could bite that dreadful looking thing off with his sharp teeth.

By Arexa at 22,Mar,14 06:36 other posts of Arexa 

By #201583 at 04,Apr,14 12:24
This reminds me of a question someone asked during sex ED class. "What keeps the female's guts from falling out?"

By #444014 at 31,Mar,14 13:28

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A new definition of spooning perhaps ?
By #201583 at 04,Apr,14 12:19
It's a training aide for his wife, it's the only way some of us can get our dicks close to a mouth.

By #68656 at 20,Mar,14 12:24
Are these stinging nettles.!!!!

By #201583 at 04,Apr,14 12:17
There is nothing more soothing than poison ivy applied to the scrotum. At least the other guy is smart enough to wear gloves.

By Arexa at 22,Mar,14 07:24 other posts of Arexa 
All I can say is.... I certainly hope he removed the thorns first. .

By #68656 at 22,Mar,14 07:34
Would that be known as an Indian floral arrangement.?
Regarding the thorns he could use this gentleman`s scissors to cut them off.

By Arexa at 22,Mar,14 17:44 other posts of Arexa 

By sweetslit at 22,Mar,14 18:22 other posts of sweetslit 
That’s how I expect my roses to be delivered
By bella! at 22,Mar,14 18:24 other posts of bella! 
Do you tip the delivery man?

By Arexa at 23,Mar,14 01:20 other posts of Arexa 
T'would be quite an interesting delivery.
Knowing my luck I'd get the delivery man with an ugly weenie.

By sickboy2314 at 20,Mar,14 19:03 other posts of sickboy2314 
Why? Why? Why?

Bollocks...this was meant to be a reply to arexa52 post!

By Arexa at 20,Mar,14 18:53 other posts of Arexa 
Perhaps his hack job has lead to leakage issues.... Next time he goes to buy tampons, he should pick up antibacterial soap and a nail brush as well...

By #68656 at 17,Mar,14 04:31
The trouble with cheap brands of dicks is their propensity of exploding and subsequently need to be repaired.

By Rose at 17,Mar,14 22:16 other posts of Rose 
I just threw up.

By #316057 at 17,Mar,14 22:46
Why oh why do they do that?

By sinanff47 at 17,Mar,14 23:19 other posts of sinanff47 
John, who knew Prince Albert could be so useful, to this day.
By #451552 at 18,Mar,14 00:00
That bolt thing resembles Frankenstein's monsters neck in a way. I do hope that some pervert didn't get desperate and decide to make his own phallic device out of leftover parts from the morgue to satisfy his needs.
By sinanff47 at 18,Mar,14 01:25 other posts of sinanff47 
By #316057 at 18,Mar,14 01:50
By #68656 at 18,Mar,14 05:12
When his dick becomes too stretched and drags on the ground he can always tie it up around his neck.

By #451552 at 18,Mar,14 19:21
I remember watching some food program about a type of clam called a geoduck. The pic above resembles one.
By sinanff47 at 20,Mar,14 02:19 other posts of sinanff47 
Ha, ha, I see it now. As a teenager, I used to dig for geoduck clams (pronounced 'gooey-duck') on a Pacific beach between Canada and the USA.

By #68656 at 12,Mar,14 05:51
Could this be an inovative way to water the lawn.?

By Rose at 12,Mar,14 11:50 other posts of Rose 
I am not familiar with "ass juice".
By sinanff47 at 13,Mar,14 00:31 other posts of sinanff47 
Hi Rose. IMHO, it's not a bad description, for the enema 'juice', when it's 'exiting', eh non?
And in 'ATM' porn, '... taste my ass juice'.. is a common expression.

By #68656 at 05,Mar,14 02:57
Ever wondered as to how hot dogs are cooked in Russia.?
Now we know.

By Arexa at 05,Mar,14 03:01 other posts of Arexa 
Hopefully he doesn't burn it. I can't stand burnt, crispy weiners.

By #451552 at 05,Mar,14 23:50
He should just stick it in the microwave like the rest of us lazy folks.
By Arexa at 06,Mar,14 02:18 other posts of Arexa 
I prefer to impale mine on a stick and roast it over an open flame.

By #68656 at 04,Mar,14 04:04
We can only speculate what the whisky will be used for.

By sinanff47 at 04,Mar,14 04:20 other posts of sinanff47 
Perhaps he will use it with his 'bassoon people'?
[I know, VERY esoteric. ]

By #68656 at 04,Mar,14 01:49
Could this gentleman be an auto-electrician and he is either charging up his dick or alternatively is checking the current draw by means of the clamp-on tester.

By sinanff47 at 04,Mar,14 01:57 other posts of sinanff47 
Nah, given the placement of the electrodes, it appears that he is measuring the resistance, (while chanting, 'oooooohms'.
By #428387 at 04,Mar,14 03:48
I think he maybe checking the bias on his tube so he can get full output .Recon that's about 30W Pk-Pk
By sinanff47 at 04,Mar,14 03:58 other posts of sinanff47 
While the red and yellow probes appear to be positioned well on his 'tube', the black one, meant for 'backdoor' insertion must have fallen prey to his 'anti-anus bias'.

By #316057 at 19,Feb,14 01:53
......hope I never see this at Walmart..
By Arexa at 04,Mar,14 00:01 other posts of Arexa 
Unfortunately, I have seen worse things at Walmart. But, if I turned down an aisle and saw that, I'd ram it with my buggy.
By #451552 at 04,Mar,14 00:16
He might just like that.
By sinanff47 at 04,Mar,14 01:33 other posts of sinanff47 
By #68656 at 04,Mar,14 01:42
Here is another view of the Walmart shopper, this time she appears to be in the furniture or kitchenware aisle.

By Arexa at 04,Mar,14 01:48 other posts of Arexa 
Looks like someone beat me to hitting her with a buggy. Check out those red marks.
By sinanff47 at 04,Mar,14 01:54 other posts of sinanff47 
No, to me looks like someone beat HER.

By #68656 at 18,Feb,14 09:51
Let us trust he does not set the tablecloth on fire.!!!

By #201583 at 18,Feb,14 14:18
Ghost peppers and Smufette didn't mix well, poor Gargamel.

By Arexa at 18,Feb,14 15:52 other posts of Arexa 
Looks like an accident waiting to happen. Couldn't you imagine the call to emergency services now?

By #316057 at 20,Feb,14 08:48
One way of getting a wax job

By #68656 at 16,Feb,14 13:18
This could be result of swimming in octopus infested waters and one of them attaches to the nether region.

By JeffinKS at 16,Feb,14 14:50 other posts of JeffinKS 
OMG... WHY?!?!?! jesus... what has been seen can not be unseen.....
By Arexa at 18,Feb,14 07:45 other posts of Arexa 
Agreed. Why anyone would mutilate their member in such a way is beyond me. Even an ugly penis doesn't deserve to be split open like that. Ew.
By Wunderbar at 18,Feb,14 11:41 other posts of Wunderbar 
Please, take it back.... TAKE IT BACK JOHN
By Rose at 18,Feb,14 14:02 other posts of Rose 
YES John, please make it go away! Barf!
By #68656 at 19,Feb,14 06:56
Unfortunately I can`t make it go away but I can offer this as a distraction.

By JeffinKS at 19,Feb,14 09:37 other posts of JeffinKS 
WOW.... but you know I am partial to cock pumping right?
By #201583 at 19,Feb,14 14:29
In his case I would definitely let the larger brain do the thinking.

By #201583 at 18,Feb,14 14:20
This is exactly why you should wear a steel cup while juggling chainsaws.

By #68656 at 18,Feb,14 06:48
The strange little elf from Bavaria certainly has a fascination for cucumbers as can be seen.
He is still quite flexible for a man of his advanced age of 77.

By Arexa at 18,Feb,14 07:42 other posts of Arexa 
Such a strange little fellow. And look, he even widdled a weenie out of his cucumber! Such a productive way to spend his time.

By #68656 at 14,Feb,14 06:03
Could this be a new type of asparagus.??

By JeffinKS at 14,Feb,14 08:09 other posts of JeffinKS 
I wonder.. is this how Monsanto genetically modifies corn??

By #68656 at 30,Jan,14 06:40
Here we have a Japanese goldfish aquarium.??

By JeffinKS at 30,Jan,14 07:52 other posts of JeffinKS 
now who was it that said fish and cheese don't go together.....

By Arexa at 30,Jan,14 12:51 other posts of Arexa 
That's naaasty.

By #201583 at 30,Jan,14 14:14
Artificial vaginal flavoring method number one.
By #316255 at 31,Jan,14 00:17
If a vagina tastes of goldfish its owner must be a bit of a piggy!
By Arexa at 01,Feb,14 06:00 other posts of Arexa 

By #201583 at 12,Feb,14 15:20
Have you ever smelled one that has been out in the heat all day and into the night, just before the shower? Or have you smelled one that had sex a few hours ago without a wash, because they all smell like the fish. If a woman has sex and doesn't clean up afterwards, it will smell, and that was what I was implying. If a guy doesn't wash his junk and falls asleep after sex his junk will reek.

By #68656 at 12,Feb,14 05:09
Have you ever wondered as to how Indian tea is brewed and produced, now we may know.

By #428387 at 12,Feb,14 06:12
This is your typical shot glass .You shoot in your shot glass
By JeffinKS at 12,Feb,14 09:32 other posts of JeffinKS 
how else do you store your espresso cup while at a nudist event?

By #68656 at 07,Feb,14 04:44
The strange little elf from the Black Forest has been out shopping, it would be an odd experience to encounter this sight in the local Bavarian supermarket.

By Arexa at 07,Feb,14 11:53 other posts of Arexa 
Call me rude, but if I seen an old geezer bent over and flashing old one-eye at the market, I'd likely kick him in the cornhole.

By #68656 at 01,Feb,14 06:33
At first sight and especially from the small thumbnail image it appears he is sitting on a mound of skulls.

By Arexa at 02,Feb,14 01:24 other posts of Arexa 
Real skulls would probably look much better....

By jari at 07,Feb,14 06:56 other posts of jari 
I am sitting on sugar beets

By #68656 at 04,Feb,14 10:53
Here we have a case of pins and needles, perhaps he is an acupuncturist.??

By #328554 at 06,Feb,14 05:11
Perhaps he has vision problems and just struggled to find the pin board?

Canberra....? Erm... oh there it is... 'pin' ouch fuck. Canberra....? Erm... oh there it is... 'pin' ouch fuck. Canberra....? Erm... oh there it is... 'pin' ouch fuck. Right you fucking, fucker... Canberra....? Erm... oh there it is... 'pin' ouch fuck.
By Arexa at 07,Feb,14 04:07 other posts of Arexa 

By #68656 at 07,Feb,14 03:45
Two more unusual aviation accidents, it must be a strange experience to fly Spanish Airlines.

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And here we have a possible case of a nose-dive.

By #316057 at 07,Feb,14 04:06

By #68656 at 06,Feb,14 04:14
What would this unusual contraption be, could it be a concealed pistol holder, the nether region version of a shoulder holster.?

By JeffinKS at 06,Feb,14 07:42 other posts of JeffinKS 
OK after some research, the pants hanger is clamped to his nipples. the sack attached is filled with ?? for weight.
But it is interesting John that the first thing you thought of was a pistol holder
By bella! at 06,Feb,14 08:03 other posts of bella! 
Huh, what sack is filled, which one are you referring to?
By JeffinKS at 06,Feb,14 08:10 other posts of JeffinKS 
the sack hanging from the pants hanger.... your silly!

By #68656 at 02,Feb,14 01:07
Here is what WonderWoman and Dr. Frankenfurter would look like in their retirement.

By Arexa at 02,Feb,14 01:25 other posts of Arexa 
Now I gotta watch The Rocky Horror Picture Show...

By bella! at 02,Feb,14 09:29 other posts of bella! 
Looks like there has been a bit of housekeeping done and the above member was tossed. Goodbye, showyourdress, you were and are, very kewl. Keep on saving the world, one emoticon at a time!

By Arexa at 30,Jan,14 12:11 other posts of Arexa 
I understand the blurring of faces and all, but I hope this sort of thing doesn't become a trend...

By #68656 at 30,Jan,14 12:40
Also it appears he is not very selective in whom he brings home.

By Arexa at 30,Jan,14 12:50 other posts of Arexa 
Apparently not. Lol. That's a face only a mother could love. Certainly wouldn't want it peering at my junk (if I had junk, that is).

By #201583 at 30,Jan,14 14:17
Clearly he enjoys anime.
By Arexa at 01,Feb,14 05:59 other posts of Arexa 
I enjoy anime as well, but not enough to blur out my face and do that sort of thing.

By #68656 at 30,Jan,14 13:03
This is anatomically interesting as in Austria their knackers are above their dicks.???? Maybe here in Oz that could be the case as we are upside down Down Under but not in the Bavarian Alps.

By #201583 at 30,Jan,14 14:23
Ya see what happens when you get kicked in the nuts by a mule, gravity will no longer apply to your nads.
By JeffinKS at 30,Jan,14 20:47 other posts of JeffinKS 
this fellow is impersonating a Kangaroo....
honest check it out

By #428387 at 24,Oct,13 18:43
Dang me the trouble with these cheap weenies there prone to exploding.

By Arexa at 24,Oct,13 20:33 other posts of Arexa 
It looks like a vagina somebody cut off and whacked with a sledgehammer. Icky.

By sinanff47 at 24,Oct,13 23:55 other posts of sinanff47 
Meatotomy, IMHO is one of the most 'gag me' fetishes around.

By Rose at 29,Jan,14 20:46 other posts of Rose 
I cannot even put into words how repulsive this looks.

By #201583 at 30,Jan,14 14:18
And that's why you aren't supposed put the gun in your waistband. That's what holsters are for.

By #415959 at 06,Nov,13 12:41
Wow!! Someone has managed to snag a pic of Pinhead's pecker from the Hellraiser movie series!

By #164428 at 06,Nov,13 15:25
Owwww! This makes me double over and grab imaginary nuts.
By sinanff47 at 07,Nov,13 03:57 other posts of sinanff47 
And I'm working on 'unclentching' my stomach.

By #316255 at 06,Nov,13 17:22
He has a photo with stinging nettles all over his cock too. I can't imagine that there are many other men who'd do that.
By #409634 at 06,Nov,13 18:01
The nettles made him leak milk from his teets. Damn salad fingers.
By #415959 at 06,Nov,13 18:16
EF, my remember Salad Fingers.
By #409634 at 06,Nov,13 18:58
Why yes I do. It tastes of sunshine and ****.
By #316255 at 07,Nov,13 01:36
And s.leep?
By #68656 at 07,Nov,13 05:52
A very strange froggie indeed, pins, nettles, clamps and even scissors.

By #201583 at 29,Jan,14 18:39
If you haven't heard it a million times already, "don't run while holding scissors. " Bad Shit Will Happen!

By Rose at 29,Jan,14 19:44 other posts of Rose 
I seriously just vomitted in my mouth.

By #201583 at 29,Jan,14 17:54
Using a blowgun to get rid of crabs isn't a wise decision.

By #68656 at 29,Jan,14 10:44
One way of watering down the coffee if it is too strong.

By #201583 at 29,Jan,14 18:37
That's one way to keep from having to wash lipstick off of the coffee cup.

By #68656 at 20,Jan,14 07:55
This is an interesting use for a laser pointer, let us trust it is less than 2mw output.

By sinanff47 at 21,Jan,14 03:17 other posts of sinanff47 
This is not a laser pointer, it is an led (light emitting diode) flashlight (torch); which should not burn anything inside.
By Arexa at 22,Jan,14 00:07 other posts of Arexa 
I prefer the other end of the flashlight... just saying.
By sinanff47 at 22,Jan,14 02:00 other posts of sinanff47 
And can you change its batteries 'hands free'?
By Arexa at 22,Jan,14 02:01 other posts of Arexa 
My flashlights batteries go in the top, but I'm sure I can squeeze hard enough to click the button. Lol.
By sinanff47 at 22,Jan,14 02:04 other posts of sinanff47 
By #428387 at 22,Jan,14 13:48
Hey did someone say Flashlight or Fleshlight
By Arexa at 22,Jan,14 19:14 other posts of Arexa 
Flashlight... as a lady, I have no use for a fleshlight.
By #428387 at 22,Jan,14 19:46
Oh OK I take it back .Please may I borrow your batteries mine are dead
By Arexa at 22,Jan,14 20:50 other posts of Arexa 
Of course. All I need is the handle anyway.

By #201583 at 22,Jan,14 18:55
Wow, now that's the best tree topper that I've ever seen.

By #68656 at 17,Jan,14 02:52
Could this old elf be a vegetable grower and is packing the cucumbers in readiness for transport to the market.?

By Arexa at 17,Jan,14 03:50 other posts of Arexa 
I would not by his poocumbers. Just saying.

By JeffinKS at 17,Jan,14 08:11 other posts of JeffinKS 
well.... just have to say it.....
I have been told that as you age constipation gets worse. maybe he needs a stool softener? heheheheheh
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By #201583 at 22,Jan,14 19:11
For 3 installments of $25.99 you can own the Ass Ninja. It is a revolutionary space age vegetable peeler, slicer. It uses your natural body heat to warm your veggies to that perfect temperature all while your body burns calories. That's right folks. Slice, peel, and cook you veggies while burning fat. If you act now I will even throw in enough seeds to produce enough vegetables for the entire neighborhood.

By #448688 at 22,Jan,14 02:14
okay so I just created a login ID and thought I would check out the site. Wonderful pictures of some folks on both sides of the fence. Saw this post in the forum and as we all know pictures of a sexual nature can be some of the funniest as we can pretend to have thought things through! And then crazy stuff happens. BUT what I am finding is that while this was all supposed to be fun, funny or one of those things that make you turn your head to tryto figure it out....people are getting their feelings hurt or think that it is attacking someone. My thought is...I didn't go to their house and upload the picture, they did. I like the lady in the mask on the first page but thought the Zorro comment was kinda funny and in what way is it hateful or attacking? Maybe I need to post a question....IS everyone suffering from diaper rash? Is is a drama filled sight? What is with friends asking others to post something for them? Open an account yourself? Is that a problem? were they kicked off the site? I ain't never...yes I have more than once and I do have the pictures. Wondering whether to post them on this site though?
By #415959 at 22,Jan,14 14:00
Fortunately for have stumbled across the one and only social media site that has absolutely no drama on the Internet. Zero. Yes, we are 100% drama free around these parts.
By Ray10754 at 22,Jan,14 14:22 other posts of Ray10754 
stick around for a while! you will see there is 0% drama here! All fun and games nothing hatefull or demeaning at all

By #446933 at 22,Jan,14 15:43
I find it a bit strange that one of your first posts is a thinly veiled dig at the former memeber who created this topic.
By bella! at 22,Jan,14 17:05 other posts of bella! 
Yeah, I find it strange as well. I have an odd feeling that xsoldier has had many, many different names and personas as well as posted many "stories" in the forum, if ya know what I mean..........

By #68656 at 17,Jan,14 10:01
It appears the "dog" was caught short during his walk and there were no trees or poles handy so the nearest bottle on the footpath would have had to suffice.

By Arexa at 18,Jan,14 02:17 other posts of Arexa 
That has gotta be one weird sensation.
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Apparently this fella likes his bottles. Here's a picture of one in his bum.

I wonder what would happen if someone ran up to him and squeezed his bottle....

By #68656 at 09,Jan,14 11:07
Could this be the wife of Zorro.?

By bella! at 10,Jan,14 08:38 other posts of bella! 
The wife of Zorro? No, that's sweetslit, a beautiful, thoughtful and valued SYC member.
By #316255 at 10,Jan,14 12:23
I'm sure several of the other people being made fun off are lovely people too. Is it only offensive if you know that person?
By bella! at 10,Jan,14 13:15 other posts of bella! 
Emm, I'm not a "friend" of sweetslit so I cannot qualify myself as really knowing her. My comment was based on an opinion that I formed from a very small amount of personal interaction with her as well as sweetslit's limited interactions in the forum.
By #443794 at 10,Jan,14 13:21
Yes I see some remain the true definition of hypocrite in their posts. They try to look like a site hero defending everyone. But their true intent is to poke fun of others and post racists taunts. Brilliant.
By #68656 at 10,Jan,14 14:04
But the difference between you and me, Boyd, is that I never hide behind a shell account.
Of course everyone knows the ridiculous post about New Orleans was a subtle shot at member "bigguy". Did Krystal write that nonsense for you.???
So we are both as bad as each other in our own way.!!
As you can see from the original wording in the heading the aim of this discussion is to have fun, if the lady in question does not like the matter she will say so either directly to me or in reply.
Instead of looking around and seeing whom you can mock or patronize get with the spirit of this discussion and this forum generally.
Finally as another member just pointed out to me I would like to remind Boyd as to who put this forum topic up in the first place if he is worried about hurt feelings.
And as an interesting point look who has just closed their account after having a cheap shot at myself and Bigguy. That speaks for itself.!!!!!
By Rose at 10,Jan,14 16:56 other posts of Rose 
JohnS, your comments truly crack me up! Keep up the great work!

By bella! at 11,Jan,14 00:31 other posts of bella! 
I received the following messages;

anonymous wrote (Jan 10, 16:46):
hey bella can you pass this along to JohnS under the dafuq thread he mentioned me in? Thanks EF

anonymous wrote (Jan 10, 16:46):
No, I did not write that New Orleans post. I have ties to that city, and its people and I saw what was said and find it to be a bunch of disgusting, racist, elitist, thrash. No one deserves a tragedy like Katrina to happen to them, no matter where they l

anonymous wrote (Jan 10, 16:52):
I dont appreciate you using my name in one of your digs at my friends. I dont recall ever giving it to, or giving you permission to use it. So I would appreciate it, if you removed it from your post. I have asked you before to not address me publically by

anonymous wrote (Jan 10, 16:53):
by my given name, and for some reason you think that it is okay to do so. I also dont appreciate that you have insinuated that I had anything to do with the comments you have refered to. I get that you have petty issues with me due to my friendship with

anonymous wrote (Jan 10, 16:54):
with a person you do not care for, yet it is no reason for to have a vendetta against me. I have heard that you have said I write certain things for other people, and have accused me of other mean and hurtful things as well. You know you could just ask

anonymous wrote (Jan 10, 16:56):
you know that I am in contact with others here still. They can always pass along messages. Instead you assume things, and have your theorys. Yes I know all about your contact with others asking if im behind certain forum posts, when you could have asked

anonymous wrote (Jan 10, 17:31):
grr sorry, my phone sucks, anyway just tell him that no I didn't write that BS. Im sick of being accused of being a piece of shit.

By #410609 at 11,Jan,14 00:35
Don't make fun of sweetslit. Those are Minnesots Viking colors she's wearing and does not deserve to be a poor attempt at humor. No one here does. Laugh at ourselves if there are any jokes here. Sweetslit is a beautiful lady who posts pictures to be enjoyed as erotica. Not to be used as a joke. If she means something as funny then let her point out the humor in it.That should go for everyone here. A friend of mine has asked me to pass along a message from her. I'm sure you'll recognize the author.I'm just the messenger but I will do this for her with pride. Quote" I dont appreciate you using my name in one of your digs at my friends. I dont recall ever giving it to, or giving you permission to use it. So I would appreciate it, if you removed it from your post. I have asked you before to not address me publicly by my given name, and for some reason you think that it is okay to do so. I also dont appreciate that you have insinuated that I had anything to do with the comments you have referred to. I get that you have petty issues with me due to my friendship with a person you do not care for, yet it is no reason for to have a vendetta against me. I have heard that you have said I write certain things for other people, and have accused me of other mean and hurtful things as well. You know you could just ask, you know that I am in contact with others here still. They can always pass along messages. Instead you assume things, and have your theory's. Yes I know all about your contact with others asking if i'm behind certain forum posts, when you could have asked me directly about, when I was still a member. I have never called you names, or "attacked" or had issue with you JohnS, other than your use of members given names in public posts.Yes I visit the site occasionally, I still enjoy the forums, and I will if I feel like it, leave a messages as anon to those I still maintain friendships with. I didn't realize that it was a crime to wish others well for the holidays.No, I did not write that New Orleans post. I have ties to that city, and its people and I saw what was said and find it to be a bunch of disgusting, racist, elitist, thrash. No one deserves a tragedy like Katrina to happen to them, no matter where they live or, what there background is. I lost my best childhood friend in Katrina, and I still mourn her loss like it happened yesterday. As for the Dafuq thread, I started it as a place for others to share pictures that they find amusing or strange. I never intended it to be mean spirited, or to hurt others feelings, and as I recall the last part comment in my forum discussion was , "Point of the thread is not to be cruel, rather to have a laugh. So don't get it twisted people and use this to be deliberately cold blooded." If you have issue with it, then please feel free to not look at the thread, and restrain from posting. I also apologize to Sweetslit, that a thread I started caused a perfectly normal picture to be posted." Unqoute. She rides many horses.

By #415959 at 10,Jan,14 17:00
Well...I am a friend of sweetslit and I can attest that she IS a beautiful, thoughtful and valued member here. She has many friends, and they would undoubtedly agree as well.

I found no offense to JohnS's initial post as it was completely harmless. As is the true intention of this thread.

Emm, what is the harm of poking fun and laughing at ourselves? My dearest friend created this post, and I believe members have been respectful of her intentions, and have acted accordingly.

@JohnS, I concur with your argument completely, aside from the female you referenced. Please...edit your reference to the female member by name in your response above.
By #316255 at 10,Jan,14 19:02
I don't mind poking fun at myself but that's not really what this thread is about. Sure, there are some rather unconventional acts depicted in some of the posts, which most people don't/can't comprehend but there are also.people being made fun of simply based on sexual tastes which don't conform with what's considered the 'norm' (let's consider this particular subject of ridicule: sweetslit). So what dictates who we can and can't 'make fun off'? The whole thread is created to pick apart people tastes because other people don't get them. This site is about exhibitionism, isn't it. People end up leaving because they don't conform to 'normal' standards and end up feeling ridiculed. This thread is just contributing to the general dissatisfaction that's growing here.
By #415959 at 10,Jan,14 19:28
I think we need to "lighten up" a bit.

I do not view this thread as malicious or as a form of ridicule.

The majority of SYD members are quite receptive of all types of sexual expression. Where else can you logon to a website and see a man with a tree stump up his ass, or a lady with a toaster crammed up her cervix (yes, that really happened)?

Each and every picture posted here on this site is on the table for discussion.
By #68656 at 11,Jan,14 02:38
Regardless of who was the author of the diatribe in question we have stirred up the hornets nest and created the predictable result.
Now having had our fun it is time to move onto better and more worthwhile things.
In conclusion I received a PM from another member who wishes to remain anonymous, however as requested I post this text on their behalf which I am doing without opinion or prejudice,
"What is truly sad is when someone is deliberately hateful or nasty, especially when directed toward those of us who suggest responsible sexual advice or opinions, these people who get so upset now - when this instance is clearly meant to be humorous - they have nothing to say in those other situations. They therefore, I believe, give their tacit approval to true hatred, but object pointlessly when lighthearted jabs are directed at others in jest. I find that offensive."
By #410609 at 11,Jan,14 03:33
Who is to interpret what a lighted hearted jab is from one that is deliberate and hateful. Only the target can truthfully discern. We should not be doing either here unless you know the butt of the joke laughs with you. Meanings and intent here are easily lost and misinterpreted.

By sweetslit at 11,Jan,14 07:56 other posts of sweetslit 
Tho I do fancy a masked man wielding interments pain and discipline , a sword just aint my thing, now if he was working the business end of a cat o’ nine, or even a bullwhip maybe…. Unfortunately for my sexy Antonio Benderas (that’s the Zorro I am picturing) I am already collared

By #68656 at 01,Jan,14 02:24
Would this wrist-watch band be smelly.??

By Arexa at 01,Jan,14 02:51 other posts of Arexa 
I bet it smells like cock sweat. *shudders*

By #201583 at 10,Jan,14 18:39
At least his cock will always be on time!

By #201583 at 10,Jan,14 18:50
"Honey, have you seen my watch?" A few seconds later, "no, but can you hear that beeping?" He ignores her and lifts the cushions of the couch. "I think that my ass is beeping!" He freezes in place as he realizes that he forgot to take off his watch before sex.

By #124665 at 05,Jan,14 06:46
I've seen worse, possibly done worse As I sit here now I have a magic marker down my pee hole, you know, the fat ones from the 80's, with the stripes?.. It's buried to the cap, which may make removal quite difficult.. Not to mention I have surgically removed one of my testicles and unraveled it and have tightly wound the plumbing around my shaft. I have done this before and the leaking of red is minimal. Krazy glue does wonders here. What really adds to the effect is having a cock pump snugly enclosing my masterpiece at 12 HG. Just have to be careful to not pull any red stuff into the tube. After some stretching with various objects including a small light saber and working my way up to Dora the Explorer, I insert the business end of an egg beater into my anus. This is what really sets me off. Nothing like watching your orgasm happen, seeing the cum work it's way through the engorged testicle unravelings from their embryo, winding through, pushing past the magic marker and squirting red n white all over the inside of the cock pump tube.. I'd take pics but I bind my hands after setting up, and this is a voice text. Send.
By Arexa at 09,Jan,14 06:28 other posts of Arexa 
Sounds quite disturbing.
By JeffinKS at 10,Jan,14 08:11 other posts of JeffinKS 

just wow......

By #415959 at 03,Jan,14 17:47
This guy actually has green shag carpeting...on purpose! It's like a throw rug, and stuff.

By Arexa at 03,Jan,14 19:01 other posts of Arexa 
That rug.... it's fucking ugly. And it reminds me of the jungle room at Graceland. Creepy.

By #68656 at 01,Jan,14 10:01
It would be interesting to read the investigation report of this aviation mishap.

By Arexa at 02,Jan,14 03:28 other posts of Arexa 

By #437064 at 02,Jan,14 03:35
We call that flying on instruments
By sinanff47 at 03,Jan,14 02:11 other posts of sinanff47 
Actually this looks like they were NOT looking at their instruments; they were flying completely 'visual' and letting it 'rule'. [And in a Canadair Jet 100!]

By Arexa at 30,Dec,13 21:24 other posts of Arexa 

My eyes burn...
By #201583 at 30,Dec,13 21:57
You see what happens when you don't chew your food.
By Arexa at 30,Dec,13 22:27 other posts of Arexa 

By ChocolateDevine at 31,Dec,13 10:29 other posts of ChocolateDevine 

By #201583 at 31,Dec,13 00:33
Damn, my doctor lied. Zucchini must have a shit load of fiber.

By #68656 at 31,Dec,13 08:03
A tasty bone for Fido before his walk.

By JeffinKS at 31,Dec,13 08:12 other posts of JeffinKS 
I have a more interesting bone to feed him.....
By bella! at 31,Dec,13 10:24 other posts of bella! 
You are a dog!

By #68656 at 29,Dec,13 10:09
Here is the latest from the doggy Bavarian elf, he appears to be having a pee break, hopefully outside the car and not into it.!!

By sinanff47 at 30,Dec,13 04:01 other posts of sinanff47 
So I guess he doesn't use that 1 L bottle, in his previous 2 pics?

By #164428 at 27,Dec,13 06:53

"Hey, Mr. Tally Man, tally me banana...."
By Arexa at 27,Dec,13 06:59 other posts of Arexa 
Eeeew. I'll never eat a banana again.
By #164428 at 27,Dec,13 07:08
By Arexa at 27,Dec,13 07:18 other posts of Arexa 
Wonder if the brown spots were there before she stuck them in....

By #303133 at 27,Dec,13 10:56
Daylight come and me wanna go home.
Seriously. Shit like this just makes me want to run for home.
By sinanff47 at 29,Dec,13 03:01 other posts of sinanff47 
'Come Mr. Tally Man, tally me banana ...'
Made me go and watch 'Beetlejuice' again.

By bella! at 28,Dec,13 11:41 other posts of bella! 
Uhhhhh.......why not just take off your pants!?

Adult Photo from dokjones

By #68656 at 23,Dec,13 06:49
It looks like it will be an upside-down Christmas down on the farm.

By JeffinKS at 23,Dec,13 07:55 other posts of JeffinKS 
Getting ready to serve up some fresh "Lamb Fries" on the farm?
By bella! at 23,Dec,13 08:03 other posts of bella! 
Lamb fries? I don't get it.........
By sinanff47 at 23,Dec,13 23:35 other posts of sinanff47 
I was going to say that they're what you serve if you have a 'spat' with a sheep and you win. But given all the 'spats' here lately, on this kindly, sweet site , I'll just say that they are fried lamb testicles; and, if done properly, are quite delicious.

By JeffinKS at 24,Dec,13 10:10 other posts of JeffinKS 
Lamb Fries... Rocky Mountain Oysters .... deep fried calf testicles. if done right can be very tasty.... as long as you can get past knowing what your eating
By sinanff47 at 24,Dec,13 23:23 other posts of sinanff47 
Ever been to the Testicle Festival in Deer Lodge, Montana?

[And how are testicles different from 'getting past' knowing you're chomping on an animal's leg or shoulder, for example? ]

By #164428 at 15,Dec,13 18:08

Your Caption Here
By #428387 at 15,Dec,13 18:22
OMG the vice squad are out looking for this guy .He said I have two loose nuts I need tightening. It looks in the picture like he was gluing wood together and something got in the way better get it out before it sets.
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Or he will suffer permanent wood
By sinanff47 at 19,Dec,13 04:57 other posts of sinanff47 
Looks like the 'portable vice squad' already 'clamped down' on him.

By #164428 at 15,Dec,13 07:02

Reminds me of a balloon animal.
By JeffinKS at 15,Dec,13 08:32 other posts of JeffinKS 
maybe pretending to be a Kangaroo?
By bella! at 15,Dec,13 08:36 other posts of bella! 
Huh? Where do you see a KANGAR ? No matter which way I flip my screen, I cannot see a 'roo.
By Ray10754 at 15,Dec,13 08:44 other posts of Ray10754 
Looks like a dick and balls tied up to me

By JeffinKS at 15,Dec,13 10:37 other posts of JeffinKS 
on a Kangaroo the testes(balls) are above the penis.....check it out

By #68656 at 14,Dec,13 06:12
We have all seen the ship in the bottle but is this how to place a dick in a bottle.??

By sinanff47 at 14,Dec,13 16:42 other posts of sinanff47 

We hope that in Russia, the bottle bottoms are cut off very smoothly.

By #316057 at 05,Dec,13 03:21

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Taken by the Bull..
By #428387 at 14,Dec,13 15:30
That Red Bull was invented by an Austrian named Dietrich Mateschitz Any one know how to pronounce that name. ?
By sinanff47 at 14,Dec,13 16:28 other posts of sinanff47 
Dietrich Mateschitz is an AUSTRIAN businessman from Salzburg.
His name would likely be pronounced as, 'Maah tess shits'.

By bella! at 07,Dec,13 12:46 other posts of bella! 
Won't it be kinda awkward when he gets to the cafeteria and he has to grab the apple from his insulated sack?

care for an apple anyone
By Ray10754 at 07,Dec,13 12:53 other posts of Ray10754 
Thats one hell of a strech! just wondering if that is a delicious or mcintosh??
By bella! at 07,Dec,13 14:36 other posts of bella! 
Ray, are ya serious or are ya being a smart alec? That does not appear to be a Delicious or MacIntosh, it looks more like a Granny Smith, the green, tart apples.
By Ray10754 at 07,Dec,13 15:35 other posts of Ray10754 
was seeing who would notice

By #68656 at 11,Dec,13 07:09
That gentleman stores his apples there and this gentleman stores his lemons here, perhaps they could go into partership in a fruit and vegetable store.

By Arexa at 11,Dec,13 08:07 other posts of Arexa 
Oh god.... wonder if it freshens his hole?
By #428387 at 11,Dec,13 08:22
I've heard of using lemons to clear freckles but using them to bleach ya anus nah.

Love to be there to see the expression on his face and see his war dance when that lemon splits.
By Arexa at 11,Dec,13 08:38 other posts of Arexa 
Lol. I've thrown a lemon down the garbage disposal to freshen it up, doubt it'd work as well on an ass.

That would be quite humorous.

By #164428 at 09,Dec,13 05:29

Looks like sausage links!
By Arexa at 09,Dec,13 05:39 other posts of Arexa 
Bahaha. Yeah it does.

By JeffinKS at 09,Dec,13 07:37 other posts of JeffinKS 

By Ray10754 at 03,Dec,13 19:15 other posts of Ray10754 

Ok! I know the saying (different strokes for different folks) BUT !!! How is this sexy or Atractive? How the hell dose it work? What could be the reason for doing this?
Is sex still possible after this has been done?
I sit here and shake my head in dibelife!!
By Arexa at 03,Dec,13 22:48 other posts of Arexa 
Barf! That is genuinely repulsive! What on earth would possess someone to do such a thing?
By #68656 at 04,Dec,13 03:37
The gentleman certainly is odd to say the least, perhaps he wanted two dicks to play with.??
Why he needs to cut his dick in half is odd so the fact he does this to his nipples is not surprising.

By Arexa at 04,Dec,13 19:51 other posts of Arexa 
Equally creepy. And quite disturbing.

By JeffinKS at 07,Dec,13 09:27 other posts of JeffinKS 
while yes this maybe repulsive and shocking.... I feel sadness for this man. look closely you see that he is circumcised, and his shaft skin has adhered to his Glans and is covering part of his Glans(skin adhesion's are a common issue with circumcision) . I personally know a fellow like this and he has very little sensitivity in the head of his penis. guys that do this are usually looking for extra stimulation. I will not get on my soapbox about circumcision, but I have to wonder that if he had been left intact if he would have still been moved to do something this drastic....

By #164428 at 04,Dec,13 04:06

By Arexa at 04,Dec,13 19:53 other posts of Arexa 
And I'll never look at mistletoe the same way again. Smh.

By Ray10754 at 03,Dec,13 19:00 other posts of Ray10754 

Did the Dr forget to remove the clamp after the vasectomy??

By Ray10754 at 03,Dec,13 18:58 other posts of Ray10754 
Would this be the definition of when someone says they want to drill you??
Why on earth would anyone want to put a Drill bit in there dick?? SMH

By #68656 at 27,Nov,13 03:44
Are these two gentlemen doing an impersonation of the nozzle of a carbon dioxide fire extinguisher.??

By Ray10754 at 27,Nov,13 05:34 other posts of Ray10754 
I belive that is the procedure for (foreskin restoration)

Might be the bell brothers though
By JeffinKS at 27,Nov,13 07:42 other posts of JeffinKS 
I don't think so Ray. While there are foreskin restoration devices that may look similar this is not what they are doing. They have a "Jigger" a bartenders measuring cup. maybe an interesting play on "cock shot" where a favored beverage is poured into a willing foreskin, then consumed by an eager participant...
By Arexa at 02,Dec,13 14:51 other posts of Arexa 
And that has just been added to my bucket list.
By johnp at 02,Dec,13 20:17 other posts of johnp 
U nasty arexa
By Arexa at 03,Dec,13 01:02 other posts of Arexa 
Hey, now... I like cock, and I like liquor. Why wouldn't I wanna suck liquor out of some foreskin, huh?
By johnp at 03,Dec,13 12:42 other posts of johnp 
By Arexa at 03,Dec,13 15:17 other posts of Arexa 
You're just jealous because you don't have enough extra skin for me to suck any alcoholic beverage out of.
By johnp at 03,Dec,13 18:42 other posts of johnp 
We could figure out somthing I'm sure!!

By Ray10754 at 26,Nov,13 14:25 other posts of Ray10754 

Did he have a problem in the bathroom? seems he has some paper hanging A little different than the toilet paper on the shoe don't ya think?
By #415959 at 26,Nov,13 15:39
Cool, butt streamers!
By Arexa at 26,Nov,13 15:54 other posts of Arexa 
I wonder if they flap when he pooties.

By johnp at 02,Dec,13 20:21 other posts of johnp 
Where do u find this shit ray!!??
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Dude I thought that was butt soup ejection till I looked does that dude have coming out his ass???????????

By #381838 at 26,Nov,13 14:21
i have a girl but let men suck my cock why
By #414822 at 26,Nov,13 14:34
Because you like to have your sexy cock sucked by someone who enjoys sucking it.
By #381838 at 26,Nov,13 15:03

By #68656 at 26,Nov,13 09:15
Any idea what this could be, a cross between the Blob and the Toxic Avenger.??

By #301038 at 26,Nov,13 09:20
This might be the original "one guy one jar"

By #316255 at 26,Nov,13 09:31
When will people learn that mason jars aren't safe for ass play?!
By bella! at 26,Nov,13 12:09 other posts of bella! 
Is that a mason jar filled with beets or a Yankee Candle?

By #415959 at 19,Nov,13 11:33
Who does the guy think he's fooling?

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Another "shop" genius. The comments are the best.

By #441050 at 19,Nov,13 11:56
you mean that's not real?
By #415959 at 19,Nov,13 12:12
Of course it is real, Mr. 7!!
By #441050 at 19,Nov,13 12:48
phew!....thought he had photoshopped it.
By Ray10754 at 19,Nov,13 16:52 other posts of Ray10754 
poor example of photoshop along with a few others on his page!
I for the life of me don't undestand why people do this then get offended whe you call them out! and the other thing is the amount of people that go absolutle GA GA over it
By #68656 at 20,Nov,13 05:55
It looks like he uses it to unblock the S-bend of the handbasin.
By Arexa at 20,Nov,13 06:04 other posts of Arexa 

By bella! at 19,Nov,13 23:05 other posts of bella! 
Such a great hiding spot! I know I wouldn't look there!

Photo of Man's Ass from pelo

By #409634 at 19,Nov,13 21:46

Who said the woolly mammoth was extinct?
By Ray10754 at 19,Nov,13 21:48 other posts of Ray10754 
he needs a landscaper with a good weed waker for sure

By #68656 at 14,Nov,13 07:03
Could this be a rear-ended sardine can opener complete with the key.??

By #301038 at 14,Nov,13 08:20
same member here, this guy got ideas.
By sinanff47 at 15,Nov,13 03:43 other posts of sinanff47 
I wonder what 1.5 liters of saline solution in one's scrotum feels like?
By #301038 at 15,Nov,13 03:49
I'm really happy that I will never find out.
By Gary5 at 16,Nov,13 18:35 other posts of Gary5 
Hope to goodness I won't either

By Arexa at 16,Nov,13 17:42 other posts of Arexa 
Where'd his dick go?!? How the fuck is he supposed to pee like that? Stick a cup over his peehole or something? Ick.
By bella! at 16,Nov,13 18:32 other posts of bella! 
I wondered where his dick was myself, I was just afraid to ask.......
By #409634 at 16,Nov,13 20:07
They can actually get stuck like that.
By Arexa at 17,Nov,13 08:38 other posts of Arexa 
Lost in a torrential abyss of flooded nut sack... never to be seen again.

By Ray10754 at 15,Nov,13 09:13 other posts of Ray10754 
What Dafug is with these people and the BUGS on their dicks!!
By #415959 at 15,Nov,13 09:23
Ray!! You found it!! I ran across that pic almost a year ago, and I've been looking for it since you posted that wonderful maggot picture.
By Ray10754 at 15,Nov,13 10:25 other posts of Ray10754 
I happend to come across it by chance it was up for evaluation and abuse, seems as he has been a member for quite a long time,I am supprised this hasnt been tended to sooner!
By #68656 at 16,Nov,13 09:41
Hello Ray.
We had the image referred to the review panel by another member, I wrote to him suggesting he delete it and all the other images showing the insects which he has done so the image should soon be buzzing away.
What are they, mosquitoes or some form of leech.?
By Ray10754 at 16,Nov,13 12:27 other posts of Ray10754 
looked to me as though they were ant's of some sort,not really sure but I am sure that they didn't belong on his dick !

By Arexa at 08,Nov,13 12:27 other posts of Arexa 

I wonder if the fella is aware it'll fall off if he leaves that on there too long...
By #68656 at 09,Nov,13 04:46
Looks like in fact it did eventually fall off.

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Perhaps this gentleman called and cut it off with his sword.?

By Arexa at 09,Nov,13 16:17 other posts of Arexa 

That man must have issues with his weenie. Poor thing seems to endure all kinds of torture.

However, that other fellow has a nice sword. I have one quite similar to it on my wall.

By hornybicurious at 11,Nov,13 17:40 other posts of hornybicurious 

By Ray10754 at 08,Nov,13 19:54 other posts of Ray10754 
I'm sorry but this is just totaly sick.
Maggots crawling on his cock! wtf is wrong with people???
By #415959 at 08,Nov,13 20:02

This is the most Dafuq picture ever.

Until tomorrow...
By Ray10754 at 08,Nov,13 20:05 other posts of Ray10754 
oh but there are more on there page

By johnp at 08,Nov,13 20:10 other posts of johnp 
That is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen! Ray defiantly wins!! My fucking skin is crawling!!!

By hornybicurious at 11,Nov,13 17:37 other posts of hornybicurious 
my guess is that despite appearances, it feels really good for the dude to have maggots crawling around the head of his cock. then again is it a fake pic? you always have to wonder with these...

By Arexa at 09,Nov,13 18:18 other posts of Arexa 

If I was a horny man, I'd be scared as hell she'd flex and snap my cock off. Just sayin....
By #409634 at 09,Nov,13 18:30
Looks like an infomercial Ad for her new line of female testosterone pills called, Buff, Beautiful, and Bitchin...

" Hi, thanks for tuning in. You know before I started to exercise properly I was a poor excuse for a women. Why just look my before pics and look at those unsightly lumps of lard protruding from my sternum. I was so weak and frail back then, I couldnt even tear a telephone book in half. But I made that change, and now you can too. So lets get busy burning off those bothersome boosums!"
By Arexa at 09,Nov,13 18:42 other posts of Arexa 
Is the lopsided-ness one of the side effects? One is definitely bigger than the other.
By bella! at 09,Nov,13 19:21 other posts of bella! 
Do you think her boobs are real?
By Arexa at 09,Nov,13 19:52 other posts of Arexa 
I don't know. I'd assume somehow they are. I don't see any decent plastic surgeon making one nipple look at you and the other gazing off into the wilderness, or making one a full cup size bigger than the other. Perhaps it's like a basketball or something and she has to insert a needle and inflate them. Never know.
Either way, I'm still worried about any cock that penetrates her. I imagine it's like a bear trap, just waiting for a victim. Just picture it, a raspy, Hulk Hogan-ish voice.... "oh god baby... I'm gonna cum. " and SNAP! Bye bye cock.
By bella! at 09,Nov,13 20:12 other posts of bella! 
A bear trap!

By #437064 at 09,Nov,13 20:14
Fuckin damn.... I'd do her once for the shear novelty but then I'd run like hell
By Arexa at 09,Nov,13 20:20 other posts of Arexa 
You're a brave, brave man.

By #316057 at 09,Nov,13 02:09
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By #437064 at 09,Nov,13 03:22
Not sure if I'm discusted or turned on
By #316057 at 09,Nov,13 06:46
For sure not turn on

By Ray10754 at 07,Nov,13 16:28 other posts of Ray10754 
SO !! witch one is the (DUMB BELL) here ????

By Ray10754 at 06,Nov,13 21:00 other posts of Ray10754 

And this prooves What?
By #409634 at 07,Nov,13 00:37
That's what I call a strong boner. Lol
By #301038 at 07,Nov,13 07:47
seems like a disaster waiting to happen. I would want to hear him explaining how his dick snapped in half to the ER doctor.
By #347888 at 07,Nov,13 16:09
Is that OSHA approved footwear?? Lol
By Ray10754 at 07,Nov,13 16:26 other posts of Ray10754 
Guess he is trying out for the new mason tenders position

By #316057 at 07,Nov,13 09:01
Got to cool it down to hot to handle ..

By #415959 at 27,Oct,13 13:14
I mean...I'm all for the go green effort and the whole recycling thing, but this is where I draw the line!

By #409634 at 27,Oct,13 14:38
That's just sick.
By bella! at 27,Oct,13 15:53 other posts of bella! 
Dafuq? Seriously, I'm not even sure what I'm looking at, is it someone pissing out of their asshole?
By #316255 at 27,Oct,13 18:16
Yes, someone used a catheter and peed into their own arse. Charming dinner conversation.
By #301038 at 28,Oct,13 05:45
That's imagination at work, at least he didn't do it the other way around. It could have been much worse.
By #437064 at 28,Oct,13 05:48
Probably something to do with alcohol
By #301038 at 28,Oct,13 05:50
I don't think anyone can get so fucked up that peeing in your own asshole would sound like a good idea...
By #437064 at 28,Oct,13 05:51
Next time my mates are sloshed I'm daring em to do this
By #316255 at 29,Oct,13 22:34
I dare you to do that
By #68656 at 03,Nov,13 05:11
Is this the way they store their cutlery in France.?? Let us trust he does not ride his bicycle like this.

By #428387 at 04,Nov,13 13:58
This my friends is a musical instrument.

A pair of spoons is held with concave sides facing out and with a finger between their handles to space them apart. When the pair is struck, the spoons sharply hit each other and then spring back to their original position. The spoons are typically struck against the knee and the palm of the hand. The fingers and other body parts may also be used as striking surfaces to produce different sounds and for visual effect. PS think castanets or in this case castrated nuts .
By sinanff47 at 07,Nov,13 03:55 other posts of sinanff47 

By #316057 at 07,Nov,13 03:30

By #301038 at 03,Nov,13 02:37

Are those cherubs?
By Arexa at 03,Nov,13 02:47 other posts of Arexa 
Those cherubs are naughty. Just look at them. No wonder that cock flopped on them out of nowhere.
By #301038 at 03,Nov,13 11:11
I'm just thankful that he didn't stuff them into his butt hole
By #303133 at 03,Nov,13 12:14
Sure, Peach...give people IDEAS. There are hundreds of people on this site just waiting for new suggestions for odd things to cram up their bottoms...
By #301038 at 03,Nov,13 12:15
I just got a fresh bag of peanuts, and cherubs in the butt are just a thing that I'm willing to aim my peanuts at.
By JeffinKS at 03,Nov,13 15:23 other posts of JeffinKS 

By sinanff47 at 04,Nov,13 01:25 other posts of sinanff47 
Be careful, Peach, since cherubim (plural of cherub) are very good at catching peanuts and spitting them right back at you.
And since just 3 weeks ago a huge statue of Jesus was placed on top of the Cherubim Mountains in Syria (while all sides had a short cease-fire), maybe some of those 'born-again types' are going to stuff little plastic ... in their ... now.
By #301038 at 04,Nov,13 09:27
Hold on, I thought "cherubim" referred to plural of angel like creatures, while "cherubs" are plural of the little figurines?
By sinanff47 at 07,Nov,13 03:21 other posts of sinanff47 
Perhaps that distinction is a usage in your area, but from what I read on Wikipædia, others use the plural differently.

By #415959 at 06,Nov,13 13:08
Take me out to the ball game,
Take me out to the crowd.
Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack
I don't care if I ever get back,
'Cause it's root, root, root
For the home team.
If they don't win it's a shame.
For it's one, two, three strikes
You're out at the old ball game!!!!

By Generalcock at 06,Nov,13 22:28 other posts of Generalcock 
Imagine if it got stuck somehow and then having to explain to a doctor how it happened

By #316057 at 02,Nov,13 03:26
he gone fishing are what??
By #68656 at 02,Nov,13 05:36
Here he is filling another container with water for the fish.

By #409634 at 02,Nov,13 10:42
This one reminds me of a baboons face.

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Edit, I mean probobscis monkey. Site wont let me edit.
By #316057 at 03,Nov,13 00:00
He does

By #301038 at 03,Nov,13 02:35
Does anyone know what's the point of soaking a dick?
By #390840 at 04,Nov,13 03:41
make it soft

By #68656 at 02,Nov,13 05:45
Have a read of his solicitation which was on the homepage and then the image. Without doubt any visitors to the hotel room will be only interested in the spitroast.!!!

"Fooookme wrote (Nov 2, 04:0:
If there are big willing dicks near zanesville ohio sunday nite, I have a room reserved to fuck all nite in! message me for details! I might even be up for a 3some or a spitroast!"

By johnp at 02,Nov,13 12:59 other posts of johnp 
Y do I keep opening this damn thread... So fucking nasty
By #68656 at 03,Nov,13 11:05
The roast must have rotted even more as he has closed his account.
By johnp at 03,Nov,13 14:21 other posts of johnp 
Ur not helping johns!! They need a smiley face that's puking......

By Arexa at 02,Nov,13 21:34 other posts of Arexa 
Go to google images.
Type in Blob Fish.
Mentally image that poor guy being smooshed...

Hopefully I'm not the only one who sees the resemblance.

By #409634 at 02,Nov,13 22:03
You made me look, wah haha you made me look.
By Arexa at 02,Nov,13 22:09 other posts of Arexa 
Lmfao. I swear, I'll never look at blob fish the same again.

By #68656 at 01,Nov,13 06:31
Pineapple juice.

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Here is another view of the same "doggy" gentleman, is this how to introduce light where the sun does not shine.??
Maybe the candlewax enhances the flavour of the pineapple juice.

By #303133 at 01,Nov,13 13:38
This is why you should NEVER buy a wiener from one of those carts on the street. Some people have odd places in which they store their extra meat products...
By #428387 at 01,Nov,13 13:51
WOW happy birthday to his ass .He's six now can't wait till he's my age ,be a real hot ass then.
By JeffinKS at 01,Nov,13 21:47 other posts of JeffinKS 
WAIT!!!..... you actually looked close enough to COUNT the candles?!?!?!?!?!

By #409634 at 01,Nov,13 19:00

I will not be threatend by a walking meatloaf.
By bella! at 01,Nov,13 19:31 other posts of bella! 
I saw that........ Is that considered rare or medium rare?

By Ray10754 at 01,Nov,13 18:44 other posts of Ray10754 

So did he get confused and put his socks on in the dark?
Dafug is wrong with people?????
By #303133 at 01,Nov,13 18:47
That isn't a sock. It is one of those tents they put around houses when they fumigate. Perhaps he has termites?
By Ray10754 at 01,Nov,13 18:49 other posts of Ray10754 

By #415959 at 01,Nov,13 13:22
How much time do you suppose this guy stands in front of a mirror flexing and saying things like, "Yeah, I'd fuck me...I'd fuck me so hard"?

By #303133 at 01,Nov,13 13:35
You have it wrong. What he is thinking is: "if somebody doesn't rate my dick soon, I am going to start punching myself in the nuts."
By #415959 at 01,Nov,13 17:54
I don't "get" the flexing thing. He looks like he's trying to take a shit while standing upright.
By Ray10754 at 01,Nov,13 18:09 other posts of Ray10754 
Thats MR Macho!! Guess he thinks he look's sexy!
This is a person that is into him self way to much!!! one of those gym jockys! Maby he is squeesing his ass tight for fear of getting fu---d

By Arexa at 29,Oct,13 12:34 other posts of Arexa 
This picture seriously creeps me out. Lol.

By #301038 at 29,Oct,13 12:40
Lol, I wonder what is he trying to say with that look?
By Arexa at 29,Oct,13 13:11 other posts of Arexa 
My best guess is "Lick it or I'll cut you."

By bella! at 29,Oct,13 13:08 other posts of bella! 
I agree with you, arexa52! But what is even creepier than his pop eyes and goofy smile is that his profile is established on SYC. He seems to have an identity crisis and hairy titties, too!
By Arexa at 29,Oct,13 13:15 other posts of Arexa 
I noticed that as well. Lol. Disturbing to say the least.
By #428387 at 29,Oct,13 13:58
I think we found arexa52's one eye trouser snake in the grip of the two eyed trouser snake .HISS HISS !!
By Arexa at 29,Oct,13 14:03 other posts of Arexa 
What an unfortunate discovery. lol.
By #409634 at 29,Oct,13 20:05
Ugh...hold me.
By Arexa at 29,Oct,13 20:39 other posts of Arexa 
Big hug. Maybe if we don't look it'll go away. Lol.

By johnp at 29,Oct,13 20:51 other posts of johnp 
He kinda looks like the creepy dude on the cover of mad magazine!!

By #316255 at 29,Oct,13 22:29
Creepy or not, he has quite a nice looking schlong there. Just saying.
By johnp at 29,Oct,13 22:37 other posts of johnp 
Ur crazy emm.....
By #316255 at 30,Oct,13 02:42
I never said I'd touch it, just that it's a nice looking cock. There are some nasty looking cocks out there. And, unlike my pal, Arexa, I don't think he's that poorly hung. I don't need more than 6.5-7".
By johnp at 31,Oct,13 17:48 other posts of johnp 
Hot but crazy
By #415959 at 31,Oct,13 17:58
Just a lill' one said anything about "hot" or "crazy",
By johnp at 31,Oct,13 18:52 other posts of johnp 
By #415959 at 31,Oct,13 18:55
By johnp at 31,Oct,13 20:14 other posts of johnp 
That was deep bro

By #316255 at 31,Oct,13 18:04
Kiss my.... Aztecs were a fascinating group of people.
By johnp at 31,Oct,13 18:52 other posts of johnp 
U know I love ya!

By Arexa at 31,Oct,13 20:41 other posts of Arexa 
6.5-7 is just gonna get me started. I'll look at about any size, but if it's going in me, it's another story...

I'm surprisingly inexperienced with men... maybe because I'm overly picky.... but a girls gotta have standards... right?
By johnp at 31,Oct,13 20:44 other posts of johnp 
That is frickin hot....

By #316255 at 31,Oct,13 20:52
That's about my standard cos I like my uterus being where it is and not in my throat
By Arexa at 31,Oct,13 21:24 other posts of Arexa 
I'm definitely a hardcore fan of a nice brutal cervical assault. And internal bruising. Lmao.

By johnp at 29,Oct,13 22:37 other posts of johnp 
Now I need to re think the nice things u have said about me!

By Arexa at 29,Oct,13 22:56 other posts of Arexa 
It's too small for my liking, but seriously.... if you went down on a dude and looked up and saw that face.... wouldn't you freak the fuck out? I would. I'd poke him in the eye and leave.
By johnp at 29,Oct,13 23:05 other posts of johnp 
U like the big cock arexa52?
By Arexa at 30,Oct,13 00:13 other posts of Arexa 
Indeed I do. I'll admit I'm pretty much a size queen. Lol.
By johnp at 30,Oct,13 01:35 other posts of johnp 
That's kinda hot and explains y u never respond to my pm's
By Arexa at 30,Oct,13 02:20 other posts of Arexa 
Bahaha. You wish. My pm's are set to friends only. If you tried to pm me you'd know that. Numbnut. Lol.
By johnp at 31,Oct,13 17:44 other posts of johnp 
Did u just call me a numbnut? .... I just thought it was a funny joke jeez......
By Arexa at 31,Oct,13 18:13 other posts of Arexa 
Apparently sarcasm isn't as apparent through the written word. Lol.
By johnp at 31,Oct,13 18:55 other posts of johnp 
Not always... I'm a sensitive creature arexa!

By #409634 at 29,Oct,13 23:10
That's what mace is for, lol. And paper bags.
By Arexa at 30,Oct,13 00:15 other posts of Arexa 
Mace would work perfectly.

By bigone21 at 01,Nov,13 14:34 other posts of bigone21 
from the positive side: nothing wrong with this juicy uncut cock!
By JeffinKS at 01,Nov,13 14:39 other posts of JeffinKS 

By JeffinKS at 01,Nov,13 07:58 other posts of JeffinKS 
I don't know whats more shocking, the fact that these pictures are posted on this site.... or the fact that you all know enough about them to post them in this forum topic...

By bella! at 31,Oct,13 20:10 other posts of bella! 
Is this a dick or a dog ( shar pei )

elastic band
By #316255 at 31,Oct,13 20:53
Better a Shar-pei than a Sharpie dick

With that said..... WTF?!?!
By Arexa at 31,Oct,13 21:23 other posts of Arexa 
Ew. Sharpie and penis are not a good combination. Trust me.

By #415959 at 31,Oct,13 12:42

By Arexa at 31,Oct,13 12:48 other posts of Arexa 
Holy piss. That woman must have a gallon jug for a bladder. That's an awful lot of pee.

And it's fucking disgusting on top of that.

By #409634 at 31,Oct,13 10:59

Nothing bad about this, just reminds me of the 4th memeber of ZZ Top.
By Arexa at 31,Oct,13 11:03 other posts of Arexa 
I just spit Dr. Pepper out my nose. Thanks. Lol.

And I agree.... that nether-beard definitely looks like it should be in zz top....

By #316057 at 30,Oct,13 05:35

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Anorther vegetable dispenser

By #316057 at 30,Oct,13 02:35

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now we know why vegges cause so much

By #409634 at 29,Oct,13 19:55

Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
By sinanff47 at 29,Oct,13 20:02 other posts of sinanff47 

By Arexa at 29,Oct,13 20:36 other posts of Arexa 
Gross. A black hole. Don't look, it'll suck you in.
By #409634 at 29,Oct,13 20:40
I guess that's what they mean by a succubus. A hole the size of bus, sucs you, lol.
By Arexa at 29,Oct,13 20:44 other posts of Arexa 

By johnp at 29,Oct,13 20:49 other posts of johnp 
Makes a feller a bit Self-conscious if ya know what I mean..
By #409634 at 29,Oct,13 20:53
If I had a shlong, id reckon screwing her would be like humping a squished bag of wonder bread.
By johnp at 29,Oct,13 20:56 other posts of johnp 
Where do u come up with this shit!
By #409634 at 29,Oct,13 21:04
I read a lot.
By johnp at 29,Oct,13 21:20 other posts of johnp 
Oh I c.. So u think ur smarter than me huh?? I c how it is!!
By #409634 at 29,Oct,13 22:08
You know you want to get your mayo on that bread.
And I don't think, I know.
By johnp at 29,Oct,13 22:49 other posts of johnp 
With Relish... and ur probably right!

By #374501 at 28,Oct,13 10:02
gross gross gross last time I look at this thread
By JeffinKS at 28,Oct,13 10:58 other posts of JeffinKS 
What has been seen... can not be unseen.......

By Arexa at 28,Oct,13 06:11 other posts of Arexa 
I apologize in advance for posting this one, as it's pretty repulsive, but check out the comments on this shit. (pun intended)

(ps. I've actually tried reporting this one, but it seems it's a paid member or something. Fucking gross.)

By #409634 at 27,Oct,13 14:43

It actually had the audacity to ask me if I was jealous. Lol yeah I want a full on fallopian fungus of my very own, and some dirty old walrus slime encrusted old to go with it. Not even a taco has that much cheese.
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*panties, old dirty panties. Can't edit for some reason
By bella! at 27,Oct,13 15:58 other posts of bella! 
Another one that I have to say, seriously? Posting a picture of that! Try a Carefree panty liner. Oh hell, with that much slop, maybe you need a Poise pad.

By johnp at 27,Oct,13 16:19 other posts of johnp 
Wtf is that????
By #409634 at 27,Oct,13 16:27
A vaginal infection.
By johnp at 27,Oct,13 16:43 other posts of johnp 
What??? The black thing to the right of the pussy came out of it or is another pussy? I'm really confused here!!
By #409634 at 27,Oct,13 16:53
I guess its an arm. Its holding up that bigmac wrapper with extra sauce for the camera.
By johnp at 27,Oct,13 17:08 other posts of johnp 
That's so fuckin gross and the way u describe it makes my skin crawl!!!

By #428387 at 27,Oct,13 17:17
I think it's the remains of her knickers extracted from her Foo Foo.
By johnp at 27,Oct,13 19:10 other posts of johnp 
What??? So fucking nasty!!! Female skid marks!!!!!

By Arexa at 27,Oct,13 17:01 other posts of Arexa 
Fucking disgusting.
By Ray10754 at 27,Oct,13 17:28 other posts of Ray10754 
That is just disgusting!! has any one read the comments on that picture? They are just as discusting! Buy some dam soap and wash that discusting thing

By Ray10754 at 27,Oct,13 17:36 other posts of Ray10754 
LOL look he has a second Navle! And to think I USED to like navle oranges Dont think I could ever eat another with out this image flashing through my head!

By Arexa at 27,Oct,13 17:56 other posts of Arexa 
Maybe he'll try a coconut next...

By #415959 at 27,Oct,13 09:10

By Arexa at 27,Oct,13 09:26 other posts of Arexa 
Eeeew. If I saw something like that I'd smack it. Lol.

By #316255 at 27,Oct,13 13:42
What's that?
By Ray10754 at 27,Oct,13 17:31 other posts of Ray10754 
body modifacation gone wrong?? I truly hope that wasn't what he set out to accomplish! Just wrong I say

By #68656 at 27,Oct,13 03:35
Here is an interesting one, an Argentinian coke vending machine.

By Arexa at 27,Oct,13 09:23 other posts of Arexa 
Now I know not to visit Argentina. I much prefer my coke's to be dispensed without fecal matter. Yuck.

By #415959 at 24,Oct,13 08:50
By Arexa at 24,Oct,13 08:59 other posts of Arexa 
Ew. Wonder how he broke his asshole...
By sinanff47 at 25,Oct,13 00:03 other posts of sinanff47 
Well maybe it's just an 'amateur lapse'--he's not a pro?
By #68656 at 25,Oct,13 11:57
Another little elf from the Bavarian Alps, is this how they prepare Wiener Schnitzels.??

By sinanff47 at 26,Oct,13 01:47 other posts of sinanff47 
No John, it's not. You are perpetuating an English speaker's myth here. 'Wiener Schnitzels' are breaded veal cutlets. Schnitzel is 'a cutlet', and Wiener means 'Viennese style'--nothing to do with sausages or hot dogs. [Wien means Vienna in German, and Wiener, with the 'er' ending, means 'from Vienna', like 'New Yorker'.]

By #316057 at 25,Oct,13 00:07

By #68656 at 24,Oct,13 07:20
These two classics are from an inactive account, he is a rather odd gentleman to say the least.

By #409634 at 24,Oct,13 08:26
That's the stuff of nightmares. Kind of looks like a scene from aliens with that thing ripping out of his anus.
By sinanff47 at 25,Oct,13 00:00 other posts of sinanff47 
Yikes, most of the rest of his photos are even more 'nightmarish', at least to me!
E-F, perhaps John found the 'dafuq winner'??

By #415959 at 24,Oct,13 20:24
Mr. T, ain't got nuthin' on me...

By #409634 at 24,Oct,13 23:27
I've heard of chastity locks, but this one seems like overkill.
By sinanff47 at 24,Oct,13 23:53 other posts of sinanff47 
While Mr. 'yamato363' appears to also enjoy "chastity" devices, these locks in this pic are more as weights for 'ball stretching'.
IMHO, CBT is a great "dafuq". [Translation of this sentence is available for non-English speakers. ]

By #316057 at 24,Oct,13 05:45

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