Worst sex. Things to avoid

By #136427 at 13,Nov,13 21:37

Ice cubes in the asshole is not as cool as you would think

By #6568 at 13,Nov,13 09:53

Never do it near where wood ants live, especially if the lady is large, likes to ride on top and is too dim/excited to mistake your screams of pain for passion........

.......Don't ask how I know this.

By #409634 at 08,Nov,13 14:27

Licking armpits. No ones going near my pits. Super star!

By bella! at 08,Nov,13 15:16 other posts of bella!

Really? Someobe has tried to lick your armpits?

By #409634 at 09,Nov,13 23:13

Yes, it was when I was still in HS. I was a sophomore and he was a senior. I still had my v card and was a bit naive about stuff. Anyway we were at some friends house watching Jerry Springer, and there was a gay couple arguing because the fem wouldn't let the other lick his armpits. The guy I was dating thought it would be a good idea to lift up my arm and lick mine as a joke. Well I was wearing a very skimpy metallic tank top thing like the one Britney Spears wears in her crazy video. Needless to say my dirty pillow popped out, and all his friends got a free show. i was not a happy camper.

By boc at 10,Nov,13 21:23 other posts of boc

Dirty pillow? I am not familiar with that colloquialism.

By #409634 at 10,Nov,13 22:33

Lol It means boobs. They are soft and plushy like a pillow, and guys want to do dirty thing to them, hence dirty pillows.

By boc at 12,Nov,13 00:28 other posts of boc

Very good then. You have two very nice dirty pillows.

By johnp at 09,Nov,13 01:16 other posts of johnp

Had a guy lick my face once.... I was done after that...

By #415959 at 09,Nov,13 00:11

I was with a girl once who started her period during our lovemaking session. No big deal, except that my goose down comforter sprang leak. In the morning afterward, when I surveyed the area, I thought we had both killed a chicken.

By #149276 at 10,Nov,13 21:57

By #23212 at 11,Nov,13 04:38

By #437064 at 09,Nov,13 02:46

I met this chick who I knew had a reputation as the "town-bike". She didn't know me so she didn't know I knew. Anyway after just 2 minutes of talking thought I'd see if she was as easy as I heard, I said "we'll probably hook up anyway wanna just do it now". Yep she agreed, jumped in my car, get to my place, we strip off and she sucks me off.

But there was a problem, her pussy stank. She lies back on the couch and spreads her legs and I get a smacked in the face by rotton fish. I was still hard though so I put a condom on and started fucking her, but after a few minutes I couldn't take the smell anymore and pulled out.

Was a shame because she was pretty hot.

By #149276 at 10,Nov,13 22:26

this is a great life event!!! men will fuck "anything"! thanks for sharing

By #201155 at 08,Nov,13 19:45

The last time I fucked my wife

By #164428 at 08,Nov,13 22:27

You know you should be fucking ME.

By #201155 at 10,Nov,13 11:57

Indeed I should be

By #390287 at 10,Nov,13 08:53

drunk sex...or even worse...drunk blowjobs.

By #201583 at 10,Nov,13 02:54

If you are too drunk to annunciate it, don't do it.

By boc at 09,Nov,13 00:01 other posts of boc

When you are about to cum, after what you thought was an impressive performance, and you notice she is counting the ceiling tiles.

By #437064 at 09,Nov,13 01:19

Geez with a cock like yours? Her ex must've been massive

By boc at 09,Nov,13 02:37 other posts of boc

I was really just imagining the possibility. But the first time my ex cried after her orgasm, I was really worried. I asked;

"Was it that bad?"

We both laughed hardily, and then she explained that "crying" meant it was really "good".

By #358797 at 09,Nov,13 01:25

Lmfao. Sad to admit, but I've actually done that.

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