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Started by Blade at 09,Sep,14 03:16  other posts of Blade
I was an RA in college, and during one of the xmas breaks, I stayed on campus.

There were a couple guys that were super rich, and had a big screen tv (this was back when they were projection TVs) and fancy furniture. The were legit jerks, not just my opinion, becuase actually they were fine to me, but they were just awful, mean, selfish, uncaring, raciest people. Initially I went in there to just watch tv, but I brought over my porn to watch, which was cool to see on the large screen. This turned into major jerk off session in their room.

the first few days I used a few of their shirts as cum rags, disposing of them after, but the last couple days, I figured why bother, and when I came I just let it fly. Back then I could shoot many feet. Plus I didn't want to run out of their shirts..hahhahah

I cleaned up the obvious stuff on the last day. A day or so after eveyone was back, I had to go to their room because they were fighting. One had come back earlier than the other, and the last one back was accusing him of ruining his tv. He tells me when I got back that his roommate must have had a party and people spilt stuff on his tv. He shows me that at an angle you can see tons of spots on his tv, like it was sprayed.. (giggle) The worst part was that the roommate tried to clean it himself and whatever he used on the one side of the screen kind did ruin the screen. (I think they were plastic covered or soemthing) Never knew what he used.

I never thought that I hit the tv when I was cumming, but it was obvous to me what I did. Plus I didn't hear any parties from their room the night before, althoght they did, for their other snobby friends at times.

Week later Daddy must have bought them a new one, because it was bigger than the last one. They sold the old one to a frat house or something.



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By #306783 at 09,Sep,14 07:00
i was banging a girl from behind and not wanting to impregnate her, i came in my hand. just then, her cat walked by. so i wiped t on the cats back and went back to fucking. i never did get to see the paste job when it dried but there was alot!
By Blade at 12,Sep,14 02:26 other posts of Blade 
I'd be more concerned getting nasty cat hair on my hand...hahahah Cat prob licked it off when it cleaned itself. wonder what it thought.

By leopoldij at 11,Dec,16 16:28 other posts of leopoldij 



By botanic at 07,Dec,16 09:15 other posts of botanic 
when a student I put a flatmate's black lacy knickers on when she was out and wanked off , but came in them .... ended up having to steal them as I could hardly put them back in that state ... always wonder if she noticed they were missing .


By #519017 at 06,Dec,16 21:26
Over my laptop keyboard. I was kneeling with my laptop in front of me, watching porn and masturbating. I squirted hard when I came and the inevitable happened. It didn't do any damage but took ages to clean off. These days I keep my distance and I'm more careful where my weapon in aiming.
By Blade at 07,Dec,16 03:30 other posts of Blade 
OH ya, never shoot on my laptop. You never get it out of the cracks.



By jack_coolero at 18,Sep,14 05:20 other posts of jack_coolero 
My boxer shorts and shirt. And my tablet pc.


By #390287 at 09,Sep,14 06:06
the most unfortunate thing shot my cum on was...my eye. stings like hell.
By Blade at 12,Sep,14 02:27 other posts of Blade 
ya, so far I've been lucky enough to avoid that. I've heard it stings. You wouldn't think, but....






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