Okay, ladies, here's the deal:

I grow weary of the whole put the seat down/put the seat up thing.

Sure, I get the reasoning behind lifting the seat when I pee. That stuff can spray, and no one wants to sit down on a wet seat. I don't mind putting the seat up before I whiz. I am considerate that way.

However, I fail to see why you demand that I put the seat back down when I finish. That seems to be an unfair division of labor. Why is it that, by virtue of owning a penis, I have to be in charge of all the toilet seat positioning?

And don't give me the "that's because you've never sat down and fallen in" nonsense! I've never fallen in because I always check to see where I am putting my ass BEFORE I sit down.

In the future, I will only put the seat down when I am finished if you promise to put it back up when you are done. Fair is fair...