Naughty New Nursery Rhyme

By soharditspurple at 10,Jul,22 06:50 other posts of soharditspurple

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
Wiping the cum off his chin
"If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it!"

By biggg at 09,Jul,22 16:50 other posts of biggg

There was a young man from Devizes, whose balls were of different sizes. One was so small it was no ball at all, but the other won several prizes

By smplcsms at 09,Jul,22 16:23 other posts of smplcsms

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Her knickers all tattered and torn. It wasn't a spider That sat down beside her, but Little Boy Blue with his clarinet.

By smplcsms at 09,Jul,22 16:21 other posts of smplcsms

Little Boy Blue, Come blow up your horn! The sheep's in the meadow, the cow's in the corn! Where is the boy who looks after the sheep? He's under the haystack with Little B-Peep!

By hogweed at 17,Jul,09 11:58 other posts of hogweed

There was a young girl from Mauritius,
Who said "that last shag was delicious" ....
"But next time you cum"
"Can u cum up my bum"
"Cos that scab on your knob is suspicious!"

By hogweed at 17,Jul,09 11:55 other posts of hogweed

There was a young woman from Crewe,
Who said, as the Bishop withdrew,
The Vicar is slicker,
Much quicker and thicker,
and 12 inches longer than you.

By hogweed at 05,Jul,09 18:17 other posts of hogweed

There was a young lady called Moores,
Who's pussy was covered in sores,
All the dogs in the street,
Loved to sniff the green meat,
As it hung down in festoons from her drawers.

By hogweed at 05,Jul,09 13:46 other posts of hogweed

There was a young man from Nantucket,
Who took a pig to field to fuck it,
Said the pig with a sneer,
Get away from my rear,
Come round the front and I'll suck it.

By hogweed at 05,Jul,09 00:40 other posts of hogweed

Try this one;

There was a young lady from Lymm,
Who had an enormous quim,
But it wasn't the size
That attracted the flies,
It was the chrystalized cum round the rim.

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