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===== Joke Of The Day =====

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Started by #112729 at 10,Jun,11 23:49
Ok ... I'm sure you have a really great joke that you're willing to share with everyone here ! So here's the perfect oppertunity to tell your favotite joke or just a really funny , or dirty one you heard today !



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By leopoldij at 15,Sep,17 08:31 other posts of leopoldij 
Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a **** dealer?
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A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.


By licksipsuckit at 29,Aug,17 04:26 other posts of licksipsuckit 
Be Careful What You Wish For *lix*
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By leopoldij at 31,Aug,17 20:57 other posts of leopoldij 
By Icudoiwill2 at 31,Aug,17 22:15 other posts of Icudoiwill2 




By leopoldij at 24,Aug,17 06:35 other posts of leopoldij 
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.
By Icudoiwill2 at 31,Aug,17 22:15 other posts of Icudoiwill2 



By leopoldij at 20,Aug,17 21:02 other posts of leopoldij 
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?

Yeah, he pasta way.



By #540070 at 16,Aug,17 21:46
I once knew a woman who had a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh. When you put your ear to it you could smell the ocean.
By leopoldij at 16,Aug,17 22:57 other posts of leopoldij 
I would eat her pussy

By HellRaiser13 at 18,Aug,17 11:21 other posts of HellRaiser13 
I bet that ocean smelled of low tide.



By leopoldij at 18,Aug,17 08:41 other posts of leopoldij 
What's the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job will still suck.


By brownie64uk at 27,Jun,11 18:16 other posts of brownie64uk 
3 honeymoon couples are staying in the same hotel. In the first room , the new groom undresses his bride and sees her body for the first time.
"Oh my sweet Love you have such stunning big tits" he says
With that she took offence and kicked him out onto the hotel patio
In the second roon, the new groom strips his new wife and ,again, sees her body for the first time
"Oh my sweet Love, such have such a beautiful big round arse" he says
With that she also takes offence and kicks him out onto the patio
So these 2 new grooms get chatting and start sharing a drink.All of a sudden the third new groom comes flying out onto the patio
"whats up ,mate, you put your foot in it aswell?"said the first groom
"yeah , i could have done" he replied!!!!!!!!!!


By showmeit at 26,Jun,11 14:45 other posts of showmeit 
My wife tried to be all sexy lastnite by putting a lipop up her pussy, I said you' v got to see all the kids across the road with that tomorrow!!!!


By #158349 at 15,Jun,11 20:27
my favourite joke ever, from a scottish comedian Chick Murray.

"i was at the Olympic Games,saw a man in shorts and vest, carrying a very long stick. i asked him is he a pole vaulter? He replied no, I am German. but how did you know my name is Walter?"
sorry, truly silly and not sexy, just ticles my funny bone.
By oldbugle at 22,Jun,11 11:52 other posts of oldbugle 
The old jokes are the best...



By #132576 at 22,Jun,11 08:57
I father goes to his sons room and says, "Son I think its time we had a chat about the birds and the bees."

His son sits up in bed looking scared and his father asked "Whats wrong?"

To which his so replies "Well when I was 7 you said the tooth fairy was not real, when I was 8 you said Santa Claus was not real, now your going to tell me people dont get laid... My life is over!
By oldbugle at 22,Jun,11 11:47 other posts of oldbugle 



By DeadEnd at 22,Jun,11 09:47 other posts of DeadEnd 
A man gets admitted into the ER suffering rectal bleeding. Next day his brother comes to the hospital and asks the doctor "Sir, do you know anything about my brother? He was admitted here last night with six toy horses stuck in his ass".

The doctor says "oh, yes, his condition is stable"


By #128507 at 14,Jun,11 04:43
Life is like a box of chocolates... sometimes you get a lot of nuts!

I even made that one up myself.


By zbone at 11,Jun,11 18:23 other posts of zbone 


By #112729 at 11,Jun,11 00:00
Here's a good one I saw on the internet today ... and it's a story we all know , but it does have a twist like we never heard before ... with a real happy ending ............... So hope you like it !!!

Lil Red Riding Hood got ready and was leaving her mother's house. Her mom said... ''Now remember Lil Red Riding Hood..the big bad wolf is out there and you know what he will do to you. He will pull up your lil red dress, pull down your lil red panties and fuck your lil red socks off.''

Lil Red Riding Hood pulled out her shot gun..''Dont worry mom..I got it covered''

So she got her basket that was filled with jellies and rolls and headed to her Grandmaw's house. Along the way she ran into a rabbit...he asked, ''Where are you going Lil Red Riding Hood?''

She said, ''I am off to my Grandmaw's with a basket of goodies''

The rabbit said, ''Lil Red Riding Hood, you better be careful..the big bad wolf is out there and you know what he will do to you. He will pull up your lil red dress, pull down your lil red panties and fuck your lil red socks off.''

Lil Red Riding Hood held up her shot gun, ''Dont worry Mr Rabbit... I got it covered''. So she went on her way.

Soon the big bad wolf jumped out in front of her and asked, ''Lil Red Riding Hood, where are you going?''

She said, ''I am off to my Grandmaw's with a basket of goodies''

He said, ''You should not be out here..you know what I am going to do to you. I am going to pull up your lil red dress, pull down your lil red panties and fuck your lil red socks off.''

Lil Red Riding Hood jerked up her lil red dress... pulled down her lil red panties and layed down on the ground. She pointed the shot gun at him and said, ''Oh no you're not... You're going to eat me like the book says !!!

====== Hope You enjoyed this as much as I did ======
By boy at 11,Jun,11 09:31 other posts of boy 






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