Not even close!

That does sound like fun fishing.

Perhaps it's also difficult for you, 'phart', to imagine a home without kitchen facilities yet people still go out to restaurants?

I have found great pain relief from 'The Arnica Rub' and/or 'Penetrex'. Both are available from Amazon, in the USA.

Hmmm, just because you don't like something, you call it "perverse"?

If I misspell something here or anywhere else on a computer, mine or others', there is a squiggly red line underneath, to tell me so. Doesn't yours work?

And why is it a "pity" to let young men decide for themselves what feels comfortable or not?

Thank you for the clarification here. Yes, I was using the numbers section on the right for the 'Alt 0241'--glad to realize that the numbers 'on top' don't work the same.

"As a Canadian", I use the tilde when I write in Español, one of the 4+ languages I speak. :x [Tu parles Français?]

Hi again A-M. I don't understand why, because unless you are on a Mac, holding down the 'Alt' key while typing in '0241' (that's a 'zero'241) works on every Windoze computer I've ever used. ???
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Hi A-M187:
Try holding down Alt and typing 0241 = ñ .

Before "here", just like he said.

"....us Brits are too nice to riot!"
Really? You are correcting grammar now?

Nope.

"... and if a sperm is wasted, G-d gets quite irate!"

OK, OK, but 'BushPilot' (below) has stated that he is a prof. writer--but it does not appear so. You, on the other hand, unlike him, are a warm, funny, likeable guy. :x
[Also this nutjob 'BP' has stated here, many times, that anyone who likes shaved pussies is likely a p-e-d-o-p-h-i-l-e.]

WTF are you talking about? YOU called 'philips' (above) "cut", when he is VERY CLEARLY NOT 'cut'.

OK, then why did you call him "cut"?

Does "cut" mean something different to you in India?

Actually not really. In English, 'average' usually is used for 'mean', which is NOT 'in the middle'. 'MEDIAN' is the 50% mark, but not necessarily 'the average'.

You might want to check out 'GPC_1'; he appears to be 'jamie'?

And interestingly, Middle Island, Ontario--41.7º N. Latitude, is approx. the same Latitude as Mt. Shasta, California--41.3º North.

Most Alaskans spell it, 'Juneau'.

Still longing for the Pounds/Schillings/Pence of yesteryears?

There were several other persons involved in 'the conspiracy'.

Yes, TWTTS2, but 'true' Caesar salad 'originated' in Tijuana, Mexico:
only registered users can see external links

Yes, there makin' amerika grate agin.
[That's Reggiano, of course.]

SU verga estara interesada, I believe, for pussies.
For other people here, they may think your verga is quite interesanta.
[But what would I know, as I'm an English speaker]

Si, pero su "verga, polla, pito, pipi": ellos también estarán interesados.

Que es un género diferente.

Please Leo, do NOT confuse psychiatrists with psychologists!
Professional psychologists are usually at a Ph.D. level, with about 9 - 11 years of university training. Anyone with an MD license, even if they've had only 3 months of psychological training, can call themselves a psychiatrist!!

Oh, but I do remember:
One 'Leo' used to equal 1000 'dicklets', but then the British came along, and we all know that they h-a-t-e round numbers, and made into 1760 'dicklets', just as they did with the ancient Roman measurement.

Can you please tell us why you think so.

Is that in ancient British furlongs?

And when you get caught, you will have great trouble, because you live in 'Latvia and Berlin', but do not speak either Lettish or German (only 'English and Russian').

I'm not sure, but I believe it's Emm who posts great stuff, regularly on tumblr as: onthemenutoday.tumblr.com ;
or: only registered users can see external links

What about 'cody'8789's posts:
"your sick",
"hobbie",
"theirs no need to ..."
and in virtually every other post he makes?? [Fourth grade max, perhaps?
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Nah. Just helping the non-English speakers here to understand him better.
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Sorry, this was for 'Scorpio69'.

NHL -- Calgary Flames.

More likely 'Rejected by Google Translate Syndrome'.

As for the 'lack of education' and mortality rates, don't forget that a correlation does NOT mean a causation.

And that's why 'ATM' is one of the most popular adult sites 'activities'.

Fifteen or more countries have legal prostitution:

only registered users can see external links

Would this help: 'hermana' ?