It depends on the speed of your boat when your approaching the dock

Just leave a message and he will get back with you within 24 hrs.

Jamie, how about a garden hose

Try a straw

How about hot tar and feathers

Wow, when I was 13 or 14, I didn't even know what sex was, nor did I care about it

Maybe

Sounds desperate

Well, I don't think he recently tried it since this post was made eight years ago

Never have I needed to adjust,nor do I have the problems you guys have, accually, I'm kinda turned off by a guy that adjusts himself all the time. What I see a lot and are turned on by is when a girl is wearing tights and they reach down to pull the tights from there flower, and oh, I'm so turned on by a girl in tights wearing no undies where you can see the impression through them

Try a propane torch

That's hard to say, I've had so many awesome experiences, and they were all fifferent, it's hard to pick the best

http://showitoff.org/32tb95m7p24ppic.htmlOops wrong pic

I think my boyfriend that I'm dating might think I'm gay, not sure my lesbian wife married me because she knows I'm gay and won't bother her

Hope you don't pass out, you might wake up with a sore ass

I don't have to pay for sex, I get it anytime I want it.

I heard a bath house is a good place to pick up a good std

My tranny makes a humming noise, I guess it's time for a new tranny

I thought I was the only one who new it looked gross

I ran

Women do certainly notice, but you'll never see them looking nor will they ever let you know

A true friend has your back when your feeling down, and is there to pull you out, also, my true friends really care for me as I do for them.mtrue friends are hard to come by, and are their all the time

I don't need to fuck my boss, he's already fucked up

I have a lot of nude pictures of female friends, I don't post them because I haven't gotten permission or asked them if I can post them.

My iPad has a ten second timer so I can get in place.

I use cocoa butter twice a day for the last twenty years, I never go without it.

I Allways pick a safe spot to have sex

Take your garden hose, turn it full blast, and stick it up your @&&

Not yet for me, but I'm expecting it,

that's funny

Feels like riding a bike with no seat

Up

Not me, I have to cum at least two times to be satisfied. I can't get enough

Jamie, you can anytime

I agree with leo

Last time I peed on myself, I was a toddler

I seen eight cocks yesterday, I feed them bird seed

Who needs an invite, just jump in

Do what I do, go in the trees and have sex on a towel with people watching you having sex and wanting to join in

You picked me up twice

Can't say whether I h.a.t.e it or not, never had cum in my mouth. Mine or anyone else's. Yes, I have to admit when I was younger I have sucked a couple b4, but that's it guys and girls, maybe one day, or not

I do

Wow, it amazes me to see that many guys taste their own cum, I never have and don't think I ever will. To each his own.

In the forest with all the other apes

Sorry, the last time I was in India, I wasn't looking to get nude

I still have that Madonna playboy wrapped in plastic.

Probobly not, depending on the plans, I'm not desperate to have sex with anyone. If she really wanted me, then she can wait or go find someone else. I have no problem finding someone to have sex with when I want it most of the time.