Bjukas penis is too small to wank

I beat porn addiction with my left hand, as soon as I cum, I don't want anything to do with sex for a while

Money

This guy in the wheel chair is not with us anymore, he tried to suck my dick and I pushed him off a cliff

I think depression has something to do with it, get a life and start living it. You will find you have less time for porn.

I get so much satisfaction when I'm driving and a rude bitch cuts me off and I yell out the window " YOU FUCKIN CUNT" I feel so much better

It works on some, mostly younger guys, but I prefer trimmed neat and tight

How can that be your wife of 32 years, she only looks 40

I'm looking for a rich 95 year old

As long as they don't get rid of me being able to masterbate, I'm fine, I'm allready being fucked

It's amazing to see the diff. Between Dems. And repubs. They both think that their party is right. I guess that depends on what news station you listen to. I personaly think they suck on both sides and that's why I don't vote. As long as I will get a social security check when I retire, I wouldn't care what goes on in this world, it's all about me and only me

I will miss her, I Allways enjoyed reading the conversations from skittles and Freddy to twowarmtts2, now what am I going to do, site is getting more boring without her hereshe has her own unique way of talking, so if she comes back as another member, she will be spotted right away

Try a blind girl with no legs, she can't get away from you

Too many to remember a number, lately not many, but still keep trying

Can't remember, I was Allways drunk in my younger years

No, your name is not on the list

Yes, I play with mine every day

For me, it was the moon over miami looked great over the Atlantic Ocean

Let's have sex and I'll tell you first hand

I get morning wood all day

I didn't think camels had toes, I thought they had hoofs

Great picture

The more you have sex, the more you want it

If I could get sex every day, then I wouldn't have to masterbate

Who is that stud, he's hott

I bet you will

In my case, my employer took away our quarterly bonus which averaged six thousand a year and gave us two to four dollars an hour raise to keep with the rising wages. So another words we got fucked real good, looks good for our company so they can say there up with the standard pay hike, those bastards.
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I got a four dollar an hour raise last year and I still made exactly what I made the year b4

I got you pie hole right here

Just chatting is no fun and looking at naked people is no fun either, It's the combination of chatting and being able to see what other person looks like naked that turns me on.
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I also like getting naked and hearing what other people say about my body

Try masterbating in front of a police station

If your arm hurts when you bend it, then don't bend it

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Sorry, I tried many times to post the picture and my iPad won't post the picture.

No, this isn't a gay site. It's a straight site with gay people on it

Sounds kinda kinky

Don't worry, neither can ken31234

Shore, if you need to fuck someone from around the corner

I remember when I wasn't fucked up from watching porn

Put some pineapple rings around his penis b4 you suck it, it's like a magaritta with salt around the glass but sweater

I don't think so, everyone seems straight to me
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Just bend it back and put it in a splint

I finally got up enough nerve to go out with a man, we went to the pier fishing, that was so exciting