Recent Posts of member licksipsuckit


'COPY AND PASTE' the most useless information you can 21,Oct,19 16:51
R I P Luke Perry and Keith Flint, 04,Mar,19 14:21
RIP Stan Lee 12,Nov,18 14:39
RIP STEPHEN HAWKING, 14,Mar,18 00:03
** What Are You Thankful For In This Life?? ** 05,Nov,17 21:55
*Hot Aussie Men Pics* 28,Mar,16 23:42
*SARCASM BUTTON* 21,Feb,16 16:57
RIP David Bowie 11,Jan,16 02:03
LAST WORD 24,Aug,15 19:35
! You Woke Up This Morning As The Opposites Sex!!! 14,Aug,15 09:51
Cock Restraints and Cock Bondage 08,Aug,15 23:29
New Gift Pictures!! What would you like as a gift??? 14,Jul,15 08:38
How to Verify You're Real 10,May,15 09:18
Lets have the censoring taken off the words please Admin 29,Apr,15 06:27


By licksipsuckit at 07,Dec,19 03:09

this cracked me up *lix*

By licksipsuckit at 07,Dec,19 03:05
most of these franchises are being run by teenagers. the franchises put together a formula on how they want things to run and most times, their youth and inexperience is what fails the store. I see it all the time when you go to eat out. they aren't taught how to cook, all the prep is done usually off site and they either just warm things up and put them together, and never really learn how to cook a proper meal. *lix*

By licksipsuckit at 06,Dec,19 21:30
I'd like to know who these people are that buy these pieces, l might a ball of fluff they'd be interested in.. *lix*

By licksipsuckit at 06,Dec,19 14:48
yeah, we gotta give the monkeys arse something to throw, without its rehashed old facebook posts, it wouldn't have a life. so we better leave it some dignity... lets see. heres a doozie, did you know it snows in parts of the world at different times???? did you know that a fart smells worse in an elevator... or heres some gripping news... did you know that crosswords have the answers on the back page??? and here lve been leaving them half done because l didn't know that you could just use the answers to get the answers... well actually, l don't have time for crosswords, ld rather be fucking, than griping about crosswords lol, better let the brain dead granny know that it can google itself a crossword to do while its sitting all alone at home haunting sex sites with copy and pasted click bait bullshit of old news stories.. give it something constructive to do.. since its has no real life *Lix*

By licksipsuckit at 06,Dec,19 14:34
lm clearly not here to compare toasties. but if l do come across a bit of burnt toast with an all seeing eye on it, or a big fat arse on it, l'll be sure to add it ebay, just goes to show you that the brain washing of religions really does work, and when you hypnotise people to believe in pretend beings, they'll part with hard earned cash for anyone, not just priests with roaming fingers and cocks *Lix*

By licksipsuckit at 05,Dec,19 22:28
yeah you don't have to try hard to get a knee jerk reaction here. one word can set it off for a month... aussie and me are doing great. he's always good for a laugh and makes me smile. as well as fucking me senseless .. l came home today and he's been taking pics again.. he's been dipping himself in the xmas tinsel for your viewing pleasure *lix*

By licksipsuckit at 05,Dec,19 15:33
Find song by lyrics - Looking for songs by the lyrics only registered users can see external links heres some information for anyone who wants to PLAY, 'LETS COPY AND PASTE SONGS TILL THE SERVER BREAKS'.
This shit is gold, you couldn't think of this stuff if you wanted. no just think of any random word, like 'shit', and type it to the 'google search bar', wait a millisecond for the 6 million hits to be generated, copy and paste one or more of these google generated songs into a forum, and lets see if we cant catch some poor granny out all for the cause... what ever that is, lm still working out what that is... so leave it with me, lm sure it tell us exactly what it thinks before the day is out, as it has the worst case of verbal diarrhea lve ever seen, and when l google the word diarrhea to see how it was spelled, l found this great little number, may be someone could add it to the song thread for me, its a song about something very appropriate... and no, l didn't just think this shit up all on my own, someone beat me to it!!!!!

this section of song has been copied and pasted from the internet, lm not going to PRETEND I know every word to every song in the universe..
also, no piles of poo where harmed in the copying and pasting of this pile shit.

When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

You're getting in a state
cos' you've left it very late
diarrhea diarrhea

It comes out of your bum
like a bullet from a gun
diarrhea diarrhea

runs down your leg
like a scrambled egg
diarrhea diarrhea

It's not very funny
but it's very hot and runny
diarrhea diarrhea

When you climbing up a ladder
and you hear something splatter
diarrhea!! diarrhea!!

When youre sitting down in class
and the teacher passes gas


when your running from the police
and you feel that anal grease


when your sitting in your chevy
and your pants feel heavy


When your sitting on the commode
and your butt starts to explode
diarrhea!! diarrhea!!

When you wake up early in the mournin'
Your spinchter starts explodin'
That's diarrhea! diarrhea!

if you're sitting in the pool
and you feel something cool
diarrhea diarrhea

when your crap starts to turn red
and you wish that you were dead
diarrhea diarrhea

When your exploding into the bowl
and there's nothing left on the roll
oh shit..


When you're runnin' down the hall,
and you feel something fall,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you eat your favorite dish,
and you feel something squish.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Just when you turn the page,
your bowels start to rage,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you jump and do a flip,
but you feel something drip.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.--------------------------------------- added after 5 minuteswhat a little gem, and it says to add a verse if you think of it.. l'll work on that *lix*

By licksipsuckit at 05,Dec,19 15:15
every song they have ever posted would be googled, copied and pasted.... 'cheating', ??? no, its just their 'polite' way of saying 'FUCK OFF CANDY', not one of them could recite one song in full length, its always been the same, just like ALL the other threads, you can 'feel free to post anything you like', so long as you want to be judged, hounded, chastised and berated by a brain dead old hag with a mental disease... one that thinks its shit doesn't stink and that its so much higher and classier than every other member here that it has the right to publish BULLSHIT every day about others everyday while posting sagging arsed tits that could used as door stops and expecting everyone to fall over them..... its not happy unless its telling everyone what to do.. and poor admin, 'here we go again', lets change POTM, the brain dead wants it changed AGAIN??? what for this month??? lets see, it doesn't like the contestants, it wants to enter its saggy granny tits and take out everyone else that it doesn't like, it thinks everyone that enters everything is a cheater and a liar, or the contestants aren't to its taste this month??? just pick anything that you don't like about the site, and whinge about it for a week and let your other 4 friends chime in to blow hot air up your arse for a week till you come up with a new thing to whine about... that's about how it works here. and if you haven't worked that out.. you haven't been paying attention... youre only here for it and its handful of friends to use a chew toy... when they cant put shit on anyone else, they throw it at you... there is nothing left here worth entering any more, as the shit sliders have had the fun stripped out of everything. admin spends all his time, running after this handful of people, wiping their arses and runny noses, as they don't have arms or brains that function like normal human beings. maybe they need a safe site for the mentally deranged here with a drip tray to catch their dribble and a poo fight room where they can all go and throw shit at each other... that sounds more to their liking and would make this site such a better place...
well good luck with getting back in with the 'gang of whingers'. lm sure you want to get back in as soon as possible... and they would be missing you by now, they need someone to shit on daily, other wise they will exude themselves all over the rest of the site .. and ld rather they stay here in their shitty threads where no one sees them.. *lix*

By licksipsuckit at 28,Nov,19 04:34
a mans gotta do, what a mans gotta do *lix*

By licksipsuckit at 16,Nov,19 06:17
car manufacturers could be pumping out electric cars, but the arabs made them shred them after they manufactured some.. no ones getting out of the petrol cycle till they say so, which is when they run out of the stuff. they know whats going on and no cares. business men just want another ferari to park in the drive way, and they couldn't care less what happens about emission controls, as they know they will dead and buried before anyone 'fixes' the worlds lust for money and power.. you cant have enough golden toilet paper hangers when youre a rich oil tycoon *lix*

By licksipsuckit at 16,Nov,19 06:10
haha, you got aussiemans tongue twisted... with your evil synonym/cinnamon verse *lix*

By licksipsuckit at 16,Nov,19 03:02
its a big black penis in a hot electric blue fish net *lix*

By licksipsuckit at 15,Nov,19 16:48
he wanted to grab it, right in the pussy *lix*

By licksipsuckit at 14,Nov,19 16:08
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get your mind out of the gutter
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just spelled it out for you *Lix*

By licksipsuckit at 14,Nov,19 16:01
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mmm ok, fess up!!! who put he
smile on Shellies face??? *lix*

By licksipsuckit at 14,Nov,19 15:43
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lm sure lve seen this dude
here somewhere *lix*

By licksipsuckit at 13,Nov,19 21:41
wouldn't be the first time anyone has 'embellished' their CV to get a job, lm sure many men and women have made up shit to get a job. and have successfully been in those jobs for years. our company went through and checked up on all the employees after they found a fitter, hadn't any tickets for the job, and ended up sacking over a dozen men for faking their actual certificates. its a fact of life, and even the best in the business, are usually faking it till they make it ... *Lix*

By licksipsuckit at 13,Nov,19 21:36
yeah, no phony BALONY here !!! All 100% pure cream, real sugar buns and JAM IT in *lix*

By licksipsuckit at 13,Nov,19 21:33
let me lick it off for you sweet cheeks. l want to see your penis stuck in my face, fuck it was lucky that you stuck your beautiful penis at me ... how else would I have ever tasted you if you didn't?? you can be my pretty penis, as girls only like 'pretty' penises. Youre my sausage sanger with eggs baby .. *lix*

By licksipsuckit at 13,Nov,19 21:29
breath in the steam Phart, is suppose to invigorate the sinuses *lix*

By licksipsuckit at 13,Nov,19 15:52
lets go to an imaginary site called, 'showmeyourprettypenis', because that sounds more prissy and wholesome than a site called showyourdick, and when we're there, gee what do we expect to see??? well l hope its not PENISES, god who would go to a site just to see PENISES???? well who would join a site showmeyourprettypenis and expect not to see flaccid PENISES???? now lm sure theres many things you can do with a PENIS, you could use it stir your drink??? maybe your hot cup of tea, or you could use it to swat flies??? or if you can sit long enough, you could use it as a paper weight on the table depending on its length??? but what ever you do, don't crack a fat, and for heavens sake, DO NOT SHOW IT TO FEMALES that promise to do naughty things to it!!!, and ask the most logical thing that men do with their dicks, and PLEASE DONT ask for a HEAD JOB!!. that is just not acceptable. and since this is an imaginary site where unicorns frolic and come to fornicate, out of sight of course, you should NOT under any circumstance, ask for sexual gratification in any way shape or form... (unless of course the female has shown you her CUNT, l mean VAGINA first)
luckily for us. we are all here on this site that lets you blokes wave your dick around the place...and there happens to be females here, So stick it in their face and ask for what ever turns you on, as chicks that come to sites for dicks, must be here to see dicks, right????, touch dicks and to your delight, also want to SUCK AND FUCK dicks ??... luckily for us we can say what ever we want on these kinds of subjects and be taken SERIOUSLY, no matter how BIZZARE it is sounds... someone, somewhere will agree *lix*
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ah and l forgot, you all get a medal, l don't what for??? but l think everyone gets one because the world needs more medals for nothing.. *lix*

By licksipsuckit at 11,Nov,19 17:30
it Tuesday, my butt hurts, just thought ld let you all know what l was thinking, oh and l got fucked senseless this morning, that is all
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By licksipsuckit at 11,Nov,19 01:42
l hope you all wolf whistle all the hot BBWs, on a daily basis, as us fat chicks don't get much public loving .. go ahead, and make their day ... *lix*

By licksipsuckit at 11,Nov,19 01:39
It cant help itself, always criticising others ... shame it wouldn't get a life and find somewhere else to haunt like a sexless spectre *lix*

By licksipsuckit at 10,Nov,19 16:15
lm sure theres a legion of hot and horny old girls that would love a good dicking from a hot young man. *lix*

By licksipsuckit at 10,Nov,19 16:14
not all 'grannies' are created equal, one of my friends was a grandma at 33, great grandy before she was 50, l reckon she'll be the only person l know that will be a great great gran if she lives to 70 *lix*

By licksipsuckit at 10,Nov,19 15:55
They say left handers die younger than right handers, so being a rightie gives a couple of years advantage *lix*

By licksipsuckit at 10,Nov,19 15:53
The term CUNT comes to mind... just saying IT *lix*

By licksipsuckit at 10,Nov,19 15:53
the site police is busy throwing up, IT seen something SEXY and it made it feel sick... that explains a lot to me, in euphemisms of course, you cant get to specific, or it has a whinge and hissy fit and annoys admin with ITS trivialities *lix*

By licksipsuckit at 09,Nov,19 15:45
youre a 'lewdist', you like waving to the truck drivers with your dick lol, and making me fall off the road in laughter lol, l thought l was bad, youre badder *lix*

By licksipsuckit at 08,Nov,19 17:19
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Useless Dog Video *lix*

By licksipsuckit at 07,Nov,19 17:12

heres my magic putang tamer, and he loves waving it *lix*

By licksipsuckit at 07,Nov,19 17:09
oh you are evil, that's one of my tongue hard words, and you've made it even harder, the only thing more evil would be finding one about celery, that's another word lm not fond of... l don't think l could say celery and cinnamon it one sentence ... *lix*

By licksipsuckit at 06,Nov,19 00:23
he made a living and could still be anonymous on the street, the perfect kind of fame. and what better backup career, than getting to rub your hands all over people and get paid for it *lix*

By licksipsuckit at 05,Nov,19 17:17

l love seeing my cunt is the most favourite pic *lix*

By licksipsuckit at 05,Nov,19 17:15
l could MAKE UP A THOUSAND REASONS, but then l'd be just like IT, or l could MAKE A FAKE PROFILE, and litter the threads with more bullshit than an outdoor dunny, or l could just get stuck on one piece of burned toast for the rest of my life and see if that makes me new friends lol, l see all these things REALLY WORK FOR THEM. l hope IT makes them happy ... *lix*

By licksipsuckit at 05,Nov,19 16:57
yeah, he knows what theyre like. nagging old crones in super tight knickers with cat bum faces . its such a good look on some

By licksipsuckit at 05,Nov,19 15:30

heres one lve come across ... *Lix*

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some more blue nails ... *lix*

By licksipsuckit at 05,Nov,19 15:18
l wished these people would stop ringing, you sit down to tea, at 6 oclock and they ring claiming to be our leading Telco, but anyone knows that they don't work past 4.30 in the afternoon, or on a Saturday. *lix*

By licksipsuckit at 05,Nov,19 14:58
lm sure theres been banging on the desks at some point, we are creatures of habit and love a good fuck, anywhere and anytime... *lix*

By licksipsuckit at 05,Nov,19 14:58
definitely not worth losing your job over, but lm sure many bosses have used the business wifi for porn . *Lix*

By licksipsuckit at 05,Nov,19 14:56
its always complaining, Lucky for the majority of the site, it contains itself to a shitty thread that others describe as nothing but a bitching thread full of bitter old complainers, nothing but whinging and whining going on it .. *lix*

By licksipsuckit at 04,Nov,19 20:38
old lopsided lucys batteries are flat ... it's trying to get laid and making propositions to everyone in it's region, hinting at needing a fuck so bad, that it will pay to keep them if they fuck its dusty old cunt .... times must be getting tough *lix*

By licksipsuckit at 04,Nov,19 17:57
hope they sent some joints for them to get a bad case of munchies, some ones go too eat all them cookies, theyre the most expensive cookies on earth, well in space... *lix*

By licksipsuckit at 03,Nov,19 23:57
wow, lve never heard of lambs skin dildos. they'd be museum pieces now. like sausage skins *lix*

By licksipsuckit at 03,Nov,19 22:30
so how have tariffs made food more expensive?? only imported food would have the tariffs and only coming from china wouldn't it??.. having extra mouths to feed would put up your food bill, buying local food wouldn't have changed much.. and the loss of a job, isn't his fault, if she didn't want to work there, why is it his fault?? the rest is again just rhetoric about things that unless your house backs onto the wall, wouldn't concern you .. that's border securities problems if some one cuts the fence. and theyre been cutting it and jumping it for many years .. if the country was going backwards, why would anyone still want to jump the fence???
the countrys division has been going long before Trump too, theres always those for and against every situation on earth, whether it be guns versus no guns, skin colour, religion, and politics is the worst divider of them all when it comes to something to argue over..
l haven't seen anything about food prices going up that much there, such a price hike usually coincides with something to do with cost in production, whether it be wages or petrol prices getting stuff to where it needs to be, which is why food should be kept as local as possible. a sensible thing in my eyes.
I feel theyre wanting him impeached because they don't like him, not for anything that he has done. otherwise, he would already be gone. something so important would be done and dusted if he had committed crimes against the nation.
Im sure the next bloke in there will fuck the country just as much as the last and everyone will still be up in arms over something they cant change *lix*

By licksipsuckit at 03,Nov,19 16:58
well l find this the most useless piece of information so far. a car that old would be rare to see on the road. *lix*

By licksipsuckit at 03,Nov,19 16:57
Things You Should Know About Your Breasts

•Breast size is hereditary. ...
•Not all breasts are created equal. ...
•The average bra size in the U.S. is a 34DD. ...
•Your boobs aren't just made of fat. ...
•Gaining weight can make your boobs larger. ...
•Sagging is inevitable. ...
•When you exercise, your boobs move around.

By licksipsuckit at 03,Nov,19 16:37
best be buying the plastic coated copy of monopoly

By licksipsuckit at 03,Nov,19 16:35
tolerance isn't one of its virtues *lix*