5+ The + is for keeping your gorgeous pubes!

We need to bump these up

Did you know it’s possible cum AND fart at the same time? My GF likes when I do that.

When I feel a big fart coming, I grab and pull one cheek out, it gives the fart a whole new high pitched, treblely rattling sound. It's called a "Cheek Pull Fart". My GF likes when I do that. Try it at your next office meeting or family gathering.

Yeah, it was a great big dookie too! Part of it was above the water

I took a big dump at 6:30 this morning

Is it place you can take your penis to meet and pal around with other penises? Sort of like a playdates for penises?

Simple and proper grammar might be a good place to start. Oh, and try turning off the CAPS LOCK, people will think you're over 90.

Exactly! When the washer is banging and dancing

I like doing my girl on an out-of-round washing machine

A couple summers ago my girl and I went skinny dipping at sunset and swam out to an anchored swim raft on Seney Lake. Well, we swim/raced and I won. Climbing up to sit on the raft and let our feet dangle in the water, she gave me my reward and began to suck me.  Sucking lead to having sex right out there on the bobbing platform as the sun set and it became dark. Just as I began to launch into my ejaculation - BOOM! - over our heads a massive firework lit up the sky as it exploded! It was the beginning of the firework show for the Seney Lake Days Festival over in nearby  Willow River.  Talk about timing!

Mine are so tight one would think they're "drawn" on!

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Can I show mine in here too?

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Nice

I have a page full, please enjoy

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WOW! What a review for "Sucking Me" check this out

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Once we can interact again, imagine my book signing tour for this one!

Ok, I made a few minor improvements, changed a couple of pictures, please enjoy - Sucking Me

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If you're looking for nice story based, coming of age, erotica, you may really enjoy Kyle's Story

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If your looking for some "get down to business" style, maybe try this:

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I will be updating a few things with this book in a couple days, minor fixes, no major changes. Will leave this version up till the update is ready to publish

There's not enough of them here?

The butter that comes out of my nutters is pretty tasty

Pubes for sure! Just keep the edges of the garden trimmed. Take a look at mine

My GF likes my bulge

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Here's what I have between my legs

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Sexy art

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What members do you masturbate too?

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I like it, a lot.

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"Kyle"

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Sketch collections by me

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I have no idea

Yes, it appears so... in my opinion, that is.

I agree with this in that ketchup is not my preference on hot dogs either. Given a choice, I would pick a burger over a hot dog first. Ketchup is better on a burger too... in my opinion.

How about our warm household feline friends? Do our carnal delights extend to them? In your opinion, of course...

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Burger for me too

Strapping Young Lad - Relentless

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These were fun lol

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Pizza too

Sounds like a fun goal

Sounds like some loud and fun sex You ought hear me after eating a burger smothered in fried onions, talk about a rootin' tootin' good time

"Jerkatorium Room"? Hahahaha

Do you mind if I fart?

Nice

Me too

Well, it's not really me, but still a softie pic I drew this

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