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 | In my opinion, JustWill is the smartest man on SYD and probably one of the smartest men in the world, just ask him. I've suggested several times that he should open a thread and answer member's questions. He never did that because it would cost 20 points but he's very frugal.
I'm opening this thread on his behalf, ask him anything you like with the exception of plumbing and taxidermy. Yep, as you may have guessed, he gets the two of them confused. Please start your question by "mentioning" his name, don't forget to use the "at sign", one of these things @ before and after his screen name. I will start us off.... |
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"Live rounds" don't kill people, angry bears kill people...
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By the way, this post relates to the post directly below.
When a child is born, it is genetically predisposed to many things and I wonder whether you are aware if there is any data that points to or supports that children are predisposed to being bad/evil?
I wrote a pretty long reply to CC54's comment, which hits on some of what you're asking.
I am not sure that the child shot the teacher because he was 'evil'. Is a six year old capable of understanding the consequences of their actions to that extent?
Thanks for your response and it's good to "see" you!
I agree with almost all of what you posted here. The only place I have a little issue with what you wrote is on the subject of metal detectors in schools. I don't disagree that schools should have and use them (these days, we have to do everything possible to protect students and faculty), but the majority of the responsibility ALWAYS has to be put on the parents in these cases. Every security system makes an occasional error. If your kid doesn't have access to your gun, they can't bring it to school in the first place.
The blame should be put on the mother, and she should be held responsible to the fullest exstent of the law.
There have been hundreds of studies done on the psyches of kids and how they develop, and most of the credible ones indicate NURTURE over NATURE (with a few exceptions) as the most profound factor in a child's psychological/emotional development. How a child is raised/taught/treated by those closest to them--along with traumatic events they experience throughout their youth--is key to determining their psychological and emotional health.
The average sociopath is created to be that way by the people and environment around them.
That being said, some people are born with, or develop, neurological disorders that make them predisposed to sociopathic behavior. Brain chemistry trumps everything...
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Why is this not a problem? And why was nothing done about it? Had the staff been under a rock when the news shows all these other school shootings? All the staff that ignored or downplayed this issue should be in jail for accessory to attempted murder or something along those lines. Held accountable.
Had the first warning been heeded, the family and the kid would be trouble but no one would have been shot.
And besides, a 6 year old can operate a numeric gun safe. Just watch mommy open it a couple times.
My question is: How fast can a person, in particular a woman, open a nightstand drawer and, either use a key (presumably hidden somewhere else) or dial a combination in order to get to that gun in a house invasion? I like tight fitting dresses, where exactly would you recommend I carry? 🤣
Hell, we're all about banning books now!
Keep 'em stupid and well-armed...that's the 'Merican way.
Converse is the standard verb!!!
Both are legitimate words,both mean to have a conversation.
Conversate is just a weird sound to the ear,and probably not to be used in formal conversation or correspondence!
I agree, "conversate" sounds weird.
Origins of words is an interesting subject!!!!
etymology will bring some new words to your vocabulary!!!
Language is an ever-evolving thing, and the English language--being the mixed-breed bastard that it is--has done more than its fair share of changing over time. Such is the way with wordy stuff, and we have to accept it.
That being said, some changes are just stupid.
I think teens and texting probably brought that one into the lexicon. My Apple phone doesn’t recognize it…yet.
It stands for "OF the clock", as in: "It is now eleven of the clock".
Before the invention of the clock, and before clocks became commonly used, people told time by the position of the sun or moon. This was known as "solar time", and, was just a rough estimate of time's passage due to the seasons, the weather, and geographic location.
The phrase "of the clock" was used to distinguish between solar and clock time.
Sometime around the 1600s, "of the clock" was shortened to "o'clock".
"Your sarcasm is right on the mark and I agree 100%. How can you be so smart about so many things and so snarky socially. For whatever it's worth, nice going."
How odd that that particular individual has such an issue with MY social skills...
By definition, INFAMOUS means NOTORIOUSLY EVIL, DISGRACEFUL, HAVING the WORST REPUTATION. So, unless you are hanging with folks who find that sort of stuff to be a positive, being called INFAMOUS is never a compliment.
Also, I am not too sure about the "well respected" portion of your post...
Does anybody?
Though I take no joy in the fact that he had to die for the site to be rid of him, his departure was, to quote him, "no great loss to this community".
Also, as a grammatical note: He is STILL known as JohnS, but he was FORMERLY a member.
Moral of the story: Clean your damn wrist watch, you filthy bastard!
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But am keen to hear the synopsis
I've been here long enough that it doesn't surprise me that some dude would be into that sort of thing and want to share his weird "technique" for self-gratification with our membership. I am certain that more disgusting ideas have passed through the forum here and there.
On the bright side, as grotesque as it sounds, at least this nitwit was sticking his nasty pecker in something that wasn't a person...
On the bright side, as grotesque as it sounds, at least this nitwit was sticking his nasty pecker in something that wasn't a person...
Excellent point Will, One thing I love about you is you can always find a positive
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A sardoodledom is a cliche or contrived plot device or character type in a drama
Just a tip, if you decide you want to validate my assertion, pretend that you don't recognize any of the old ass pictures in the gallery. I did and when I posted that I recognized them and that MONTED returned, I was quickly blacklisted.
Yeah, that's when she blacklisted me.
She made her own enemies.
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Here's another "what the heck happened" spell....the post shows the nonsensical not a real word "shose" and what I intended to spell was chose! The letter "c" is nowhere close to the letter "s" on the keyboard!
I don't remember ever actually looking at HWMNBN's profile, so I wouldn't recognize any of the douche-nozzle's pics.
As he seems to have preemptively blacklisted me, I guess I'll never have to see his shriveled old tally-whacker!
wrinkled and contracted, especially due to loss of moisture or old age.
His penis is not contracted due to old age, it was a micro penis to begin with.
"Admin, this is your site and I really like to be part of it. Probably not for the reasons you think. I do wish, though, there was a spot on the site where special site events could be listed."
That post made me ALMOST piss myself.
I'll just go to his page and cast my vote.
I think I may just pass on planting this season.
my issue is my peach tree is loaded this year.BUT just as I am sitting back waiting with spoon and icecream ready,the deer are standing in the woods waiting to stand up on their hind legs and eat everyone they can reach.That and the damn squirrels. They will eat tomatoes to.I had been waiting for a particular tomatoe to get ripe about 3 years ago,and just as it was ready to eat,I happen to see a squirrel carrying it up a tree. I went and got my 22 rifle,and I had some kind of a light load,a little black looking bullet,I think it was for killing rats, Anyhow,I shot that squirrel right square in the back, he dropped the tomatoe and looked back at me like,"why did you make me drop my dinner"? Then the little bastard went back down the tree and got it and headed back up! The next shot was stronger ammo and he beat the tomatoe hitting the ground!
I was able to find some Tabasco pepper plants the other day.I look forward to seeing how well they do. I am also looking forward to learning how to make my own tabasco sauce,shouldn't be to hard to do.
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They have a lot of silly sounding words...
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"If I catch the bastard who stole my left nut, they are going to pay!"
I won't even charge my usual fee for "ghost writing".
and Am worried about SMell my Wristwatch guy have you hear anything new from him?Hope he is Ok and Smelling his Wristwatch
This site made me 55 the first day of january,27 days to soon!
The Smells His Watch guy is missing in actions. The stinky fumes must have gotten to him...
I often wondered because we had a chemical at the fire department dubbed "water wetter" for hay fires.
And there is this.
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By JustWill 14,Sep,18 13:52
My 'lexicon' isn't actually a physical record of words and definitions. It's really just a huge pile of disorganized flotsam and jetsam dumped in a dark corner of my thought-locker.
Fast forward to 2022, maybe he will school to me on the definition of flotsam and jetsam, two more of his words that I've never knew existed and thereby never used. He's got one of those minds that I admire.
FLOTSAM refers to stuff that is accidentally lost overboard from a ship.
JETSAM refers to stuff deliberately tossed overboard.
The "soy" part comes from the (false) belief that consuming products with soy in them raises a man's estrogen levels and emasculates them.
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I should have used "derogatory", not "derogative". Sorry about that...
Also, I was just correcting myself and not intending to show-off when I posted the "derogatory" part. I caught my mistake after it was too late to edit the post, and it annoyed me that I had used the wrong word.
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That kinda shit just brings the characters to life...
Pot woulda been a green enamel coated aluminum thing that my mother cooked pot roast in every thursday until she left in 85, bear in mind this was in 1990 maby when I cooked those beans.
So my memory is a bit fuzzy.
Calling plant juice of any kind (soy, almond, coconut) MILK is just down-right evil!
The same goes for calling a mashed-up vegetation patty a "burger".
The only REAL milk comes from a female mammal.
The only REAL burgers are made from meat.
Both of them, preferably, come from cows.
(For the record, milk has been my beverage of choice for my entire life. Toss in a warm chocolate chip cookie, and I am in heaven.)
I was raised on goat milk.from the time I was about 8 till 16 I usually drank 3 quarts a day.
We raised several different breeds of dairy goats. Nubians, Toggenburgs ,and French Alpines. The milk was good for stomach aliments.And since ours was fresh and unpasteurized, we could only store it a few days so the old milk was used on tomato plants. And let me tell ye, a tomato plant will really grow on milk!!
The title of this email is "word of the day" and the word is dingus, yes, DINGUS! This email goes on to detail this;
Dingus /ding-uhs/ noun
Definition: A dingus is a small object whose actual name is not known, cannot be remembered, or has no importance. Its slang usage describes a joking way to refer to a dimwitted or silly person.
Etymology: The word dingus has its origin from the Dutch word dinges, which literally means “thing.” This is further shown due to the fact that dinges has its roots in the German word ding.
The idea conveyed has to do with an object or thing which is unknown to the speaker and not important enough to the speaker for them to bother learning the name.
The word first appeared in usage in the 1870s. It was used informally to refer to small objects whose names were unknown, forgotten, couldn’t be recalled, or were not important enough to name.
At times the word could be used in a humorous fashion. In the United States, the word also came to be used as friendly slang for a silly or foolish person.
JustWill, have you intentionally used the word incorrectly and/or tried to mislead me? I specifically recall you using dingus when referring to 2nice . Either you were referring to 2nice as a silly or foolish person OR you used the word to describe his masculine appendage as being small, which is it?
Just trying to look out for everyone
As to your question: Who are you going to trust when it comes to wordy stuff, ME or some damn DICTIONARY?
I always choose my words specifically and intentionally, thank you very much.
In my neck of the woods, DINGUS has always been a slang term for the penis. Mostly because the average dick thinks that it is in charge, but it doesn't have a brain in its head (thus, it is foolish).
Also, I have never had a formal introduction to 2nice 's dingus, so I don't actually know if it even has a name. If it did, I would use it when speaking to/about it. That's just good manners...
We are on opposite sides of the fence on a number of things but that doesn't mean that I can't admire you as a person, your opinions, your intelligence, your sarcasm or your admiration of Mr. Yumm!
I have never had an issue with folks being on the opposite side of the fence.
My problem is with the people on your side of the fence that keep throwing their dog's poop over onto my side of the fence without realizing that they have shit on their own hands.
And idiots. Just can't abide a fucking idiot...
I guess I compare it to LEAD to led, why not PLEAD to pled, not pleaded?
Both are correct.
English is a strange language...
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No feet, just a fart!
"Burnt" is an adjective,used to describe something that has been burned as in "The burnt timbers were all that remained after the barn fire."
Fun fact: In the quotation above, "sow" means "to plant".
HOWEVER, "sow" is also what a female pig is called. So it has added meaning in the case of the "pissing" member in question.
sometimes if the shit aint smelling,it don't need stirring.
Be calm, and let things lay
It drives her crazy that I have her blacklisted and pay her no attention, and at random intervals she 'mentions' me in the forum (I can only assume that what she is posting is both vile and idiotic because, though I get notified that she has posted about me, I never read what she posts. Why waste my time on trash?).
Ready what did the Wall say to the Another wall?
Here is little puzzle for you
Rуmverskur Riddari rйрst inn н Rуmaborg rжndi юar og Rublaрi Radнsum og rуfum hvaр eru mцrg R н юvн?
2. There are no 'R' s in "IT".
What about this one why do people take ladders to the stores?
or Why do people open Milk bottles in stores?
1. To get things from really high shelves
2. To drink the milk (Side note: I am surprised that milk bottles are still used in Iceland. Here we have cartons and plastic jugs...probably because the USA h@tes the environment more than it loves money.)
and reason why people Open milk in store is because is say open here So funny Jokes
I actually had to cheat and use a translating site for this one. Sorry. I am very good with English, and know a wee bit of Spanish, but I have never studied Icelandic.
I also know that those translating sites can be very unreliable, so I sincerely apologize if I have accidentally called you a moose or said something rude about a family member.
юъ verрur aр lжra нslensku so you can use it if you need to use bad words /cussing I can help you learn if you like
The other million forum threads you posted this (or variations of this) in didn't make some guy magically pop out of the ground to suck your dick so you thought you'd give this one a try?
Do you think I'm some kind of wish-granting, blowjob Genie?
Perhaps you misunderstood the thread's title and thought that "Just Ask JustWill" meant that I, with my wizard-like powers, could just conjure up a cock-sucking hillbilly to send your way with a wave of my wand?
Sorry to break it to you, but that isn't how this works.
Have you ever actually ASKED a guy if you could suck his dick?
I mean, I don't know how it works in Arkansas, but in the rest of the world, guys don't normally just walk up and shove their pecker in your mouth unless you ask them to.
Give that a try instead of complaining to me about it...
And, just for the record, if I WAS a blowjob Genie, I damn sure wouldn't be wasting my magical power on some needy dude in fucking Arkansas who doesn't even have the gumption (Yeah--I said GUMPTION. Deal with it!) to man-up and ask a guy if he wants his dingus sucked...
Following up "I won't [sic] to suck my first dick" with another "I won't to suck my first dick" in the same thread would be even more lame than just trying it out in 27 other threads...
Apparently you hadn't noticed that he posted in either 38 or 39 threads today, January 2, 2022 and in this thread /forum/thread.php?id=414#18 he posted that he sucked his stepson's penis then "fucked him in the ass".
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2. I gets alla my sciency info frum da Epoch Times. YaHuh. Yep-a-roony.
In my opinion, you are a very well rounded man. Not are you exceptionally sarcastic, you are super smart and identify yourself as being gay. Having known you one hundred years, you are not a misogynist and that allows you to see beauty in all human beings.
I'm sure it's possible but is it likely that a gay man would encourage and welcome women to use their feminine wiles ie cooters and/or breasts to tribute him so he could proudly display their tribute pictures in his gallery? I realize women are from Venus and men are allegedly from Mars.... but this sounds like something straight out of Ur-Anus!
IT IS A DUDE
You know how we get a "straight guy but loves to suck cock" thread every couple of months?
Maybe this will be our first "lesbians who like to suck cock" member.
A beautiful woman is a beautiful woman and the fact that I am gay doesn't make it impossible for me to recognize that.
I have always mistrusted gay guys who react with disgust at the mere sight/mention of women and their women parts. That indicates, to me at least, a guy with some serious emotional issues.
That being said, the whole "tribute" thing also strikes me as more than a tad...creepy. Your dick-drippings and pussy-puddles aren't as appealing as you think they are.
As I have said here before, I have never understood the big deal about breasts. I mean, they don't offend me or anything, but, as I am not a nursing infant, I don't see what the fuss is about for grown men who can make themselves a damn sandwich if they are hungry.
Perhaps, the bio you mention belongs to someone who doesn't understand what "lesbian" means...
These are the types of post that solidify why I think you are so SPECIAL!
I am always happy to receive a random "bump".
After almost thirty Xmases together, Ryan is STILL my favorite present to "unwrap" under the tree
I hope your holiday is great as well!
I'm sure I will find plenty of stupid stuff to respond to around these parts, but I NEVER "make stuff up".
I simply take what's there, look at it from my own...creative...perspective, and point out why the person who posted it should be poked with a stick...
Jesus, dude, we get it already.
Too bad there isn't some kind of internet site where guys who like their dicks to be seen can share pictures.
Maybe you could call it something like "Display Your Dingus" or something.
Oh, wait...
A dingus is a terrible thing to waste!
To further prove he was stupid, employer offered to PAY FOR his schooling for him to get his ged and give him time off to get it and have the job when he got back. He quit the job instead.
and one more thing what if am both naughty and nice will i get both a good present and cole ?
If you are the good kind of "naughty" it's better than being nice!
Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?
Or, it was Steve.
He does a lot of goofy shit like that...
Fried Rice is cooked white rice which is then fried in a wok. Typically, eggs and vegetables are stirred in as it cooks. Meat is also added sometmes.
The white rice turns brown due to the whole frying part (or the addition of a little soy sauce, maybe)
Many Chinese resaurants also serve just plain old white rice as a side dish. That rice is not usually of the fried variety.
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And these fucking doctor don’t know there ass from a hole in the ground all they want to do is give you a bunch of expensive medicine that don’t help
A stuffy nose is usually caused by inflammation/irritation of the tissue lining the nasal passages. Changes in temperature can cause that, especially if you have a history of sinus problems.
Try wearing a scarf over your mouth and nose when you are out in the cold.
Also, pick up a bottle of saline nasal spray (it's just salty water) and give that a try. It might help ease the stuffiness by soothing the irritated tissue. (The nose sprays with medication in them can actually CAUSE irritation, which only makes the inflammation worse.)
Me, the mess that I'm able to traditionally blow out of my nose while using a tissue is good enough for me.
And, why is this thread littered with so much poop, pee and snot stuff?
Yuck!
I use the Neidmed sinus rinse bottle ALOT. Sometimes 3 or 4 times a day.Even when i am not having issues ,For example if I have been mowing grass or welding,i use the bottle to wash out all of the crap that I inhale during the work.
YOu would be amazed at just how much stuff gets caught in there.
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Later that evening a small group of friends came over for our traditional post-Thanksgiving Dungeons and Dragons night.
I've been playing since the mid 80s--when I was but a lad.
It is a role playing game, but it is so much more than that...
At its core, D&D is about a group of friends gathering to create a shared story together. It isn't a 'winner/loser' type of game. The STORY is the point.
The experience of creating and building a character to actively take part in a D&D campaign is amazing!
I actually feel a bit sad for people who have never participated in a D&D session...
I guess it is like gold panning, not many people understand what is so nice about crawling down into a creek,reading it and then going and diggin out the bull tallow and working it down to find a bunch of lead shot and iron .Then,that bright little gold dot in the bottom of the pan! You are hooked then.
If, however, you ask any member of our D&D group what the characters 'look like'--they can all give vivid and accurate detailed descriptions of them. (Some of us have been playing the same characters for several years now.)
But I guess that is the idea,complicated to the point of clearing the mind of the everyday shit.
To answer your question, no they do not split up. The player's characters (PCs) are the 'main characters' of the story, and work as a group/team (The Party) during the game. That doesn't necessarily mean that they are all the 'good guys'--that's always a matter of perspective--but they ARE the Protagonists of the story.
The 'villains"--the Antagonists--are normally Non Player Characters (NPCs) who are controled by the Dungeon Master (DM), who is the individual leading the story and making the calls regarding rules and dice rolls. The DM creates and controls all of the story characters that aren't PCs,creates the setting, and develops plot and adventure ideas as well.
Sometimes, a part of the story can be completed in one gaming session. The on-going story (Campaign) can go on for years. (Our current campaign is well into its second year--Covid made getting together to play kinda tough).
We play at least once a month--more often if time and scheules permit.
Now we're getting somewhere, there's dice involved. My guess is that there is a gameboard, too. Like the game Monopoly, you land on certain spots and you're required to take a card from the Community Chest, does D&D work that way, too? Is D&D a spectator kind of a game, could I or someone else find watching the players entertaining? Tell me more, please.
Maps are sometimes used to keep track of locations or settings, but most of the game play relies on imagination.
The dice have nothing to do with "movement" of a token like in Monopoly.
It's more fun to play, but it is also fun to watch.
mr_blue is a good guy! I hope that he is doing well
1.Why is the sky Blue?
2.Is Santa real?
3.What dose @JustWill want for Christmas?
1. The sky is Blue because the Earth's atmosphere aacts s a prism when sunlight hits it. Because Blue light rays are shorter and slower, they refract differently than the other colors of the spectrum and cause the sky to appear to be Blue
2. Santa is as real as you wish him to be. Just like Jesus!
3. For Christmas, JustWill would like the psychic ability to make people pee themselves upon command when they say stupid things. Or a pet goat, whichever is easier.
Yuks.
Little scoundrels will shit on a pile of Alfalfa hay to eat a wild onion.And if a doe,the female ,eats onions that RUINS the next 2 batches of milk to!
As for the pee thing--I just igure that if you are going to say stupid shit, you should have to look stupid while you are doing it.
Almost all of the time it is used, there are complaints from the offending student's parents because a teacher had the nerve to inconvenience them by giving a consequence to their asshole kid that required the folks who spawned it to alter their schedule in some way.
I prefer to give out massive writing assignments for bad behavior instead. If the kid doesn't complete them, I can have the pleasure of docking their grade point average. If they do the assignment, I have the pleasure of knowing that I am fucking up their free time.
After learning the tricks of the "trade" from a friend, I learned how to hold 3 pencils just right and write 3 lines at once. Not perfect but it worked a couple times until Mr Burch caught on to it. then instead of 200 sentences it was 500. Um, still took just as long as 200 used to. I know I always liked his 65 Pontiac Wanted 1 for years.
In answer to your question:
If you had feet too small to balance on it would have been because you were either born with a developmental growth issue or you had your toes removed for some reason.
Under normal circumstances, genetics dictates that a person gets the right sized feet to balance their body when walking.
Fun Fact: The length of a person's foot from toe to heel is normally the same as the length of their inner forearm from wrist to elbow!
I am putting you in time-out so that you can think about your rude behavior, missy...
I predict that 2022 on the site will be the year of My Step-Dotter Gots Titties!!
or some such grotesque junk.
In brief, "in regard to"--using the singular form of the word-- is correct because, in this usage, the word regard means "in REFERENCE to".
An easy way to remember this is that preposition "regarding" means the same thing as "in regard to" or "with regard to" (As in: Regarding pudding, I prefer chocolate over strawberry.)
Whereas the word regardSing does not mean anything at all.
The plural form "regards" normallly means GREETING, AKNOWKLEDGEMENT, or RESPECT as in "give my regards to..."
Next time on The Wonderful World of Words With Will, we will discuss why people who write "could of" or "should of" should be killed on sight.
She "mentioned" me again and and when I logged out to see what that vile, old gutter rat had to say, it looks like she "mentioned" you, too. That old biddy is so hateful and she just cannot keep her filthy mouth shut.
After reading my post in this thread, she reposted it in her thread with modifications. She wrote; "Good morning JustWill I need help with something that is related to the English language. Please help. Sometimes I find myself using the phrase, “MOTHER FUCKING HOMO , but in regard to you should it be FUCKING HOMO? I’d like to know and so would Bella! the BITCH."
For someone that would like others to believe that they immerse herself in reading and current events, it is regrettable that she allows herself to say such hateful things. Another thing that saddens me is that members as well as her "friends" turn a blind eye and allow this bad behavior to continue.
As for me,I know you watch me go back and forth with her and it is for good reason.
1, To ignore people who think the way she does, is to fertilize the problem. That is why America is in the shape it is in now. Ignoring the liberal mindset for to long.
2, We can never expect any positive change in the liberal mindset if we do not gently educate them. Don't just blab a couple factoids at them ,explain why the factoids are true.
3, it annoys a liberal to have to constantly be faced with Reality.They tend to live in a alternate reality that every problem is solved with a bit of love and a hug.Wish it were true but it aint.
I really don't give a rat's ass if she's going to refer to me as a "bitch" however for her to continuously refer to members as "MOTHER FUCKING HOMO" is not okay with me. Apparently some members can forgive and forget while some members don't want to get "involved". As far as I'm concerned, both types are complicit. And as Malcolm X said, "If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything."
Second, haven't you noticed that the folks who are her "friends" here also tend to be people that no one else on the site has much regard for (see what I did there?
Okay, I'm going to take a deep breath and exhale slowly.
The first two "points" you make are pretty much exactly how we liberals think about conservatives.
Except for the "gently educate" part, because we understand that most of the conservative "right" don't have the mental skills to learn new concepts. They just believe and repeat the nonsense that their leaders tell them to without really putting much thought into it at all.
As to your third point: What truly annoys us is having to constantly face STUPIDITY and sheep-like IGNORANCE. Most conservatives have a very hard time distinguishing fact from belief.
Their obediance is not language specific.
All cats, on the other hand, speak Latin. This is why they never follow instructions--very few people speak their language these days...
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