I don't have one but some of the fun things i've done with cocks are putting them in my mouth and sucking, putting them in my pussy and arse and fucking them but apart from that there totally useless.
By #23212 at 22,Apr,10 08:23
Joanne sweetie, you seem to have missed having one give you lovely warm pipi all over your beautiful body.
By #39904 at 20,Apr,10 22:09
Hell, my penis and I do a lot of fun things. Last week, I took it to the movies!
By #23212 at 21,Apr,10 00:55
I keep trying to have a few beers (Canadian, eh) with my dick,
but he just gets all pissy.
By #10886 at 19,Apr,10 22:48
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By #23212 at 19,Apr,10 23:49
Shucks 'fs4e', you don't play fair. How can we even try to compare to your 'creative penile uses'! Fantastic m?lange of your pics here!!
By #23212 at 19,Apr,10 22:38
I make the best 'stirred, not shaken' martinis with my guy!
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but he just gets all pissy.
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