A bimbo was on a coach tour of Scotland and just north of Edinburgh, the courier pointed out the world-famous Forth Bridge.
"Very nice," said the bimbo, "but where's the First, Second and Third?"
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Father Christmas climbed out the chimney and saw two gay men in the nude having sex. One was bent over while the other was holding on to the first guy's ass, steadying him into position.
Seeing this, Father Christmas exclaimed: "Ha! Bum Hug."
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KIRK DOUGLAS, R.I.P. 05,Feb,20 22:48
WORLD WAR TWO - 80 YEARS 03,Sep,19 04:38
TRIBUTE TO DORIS DAY 01,Jun,19 01:46
OH NO! DORIS DAY PASSES AWAY, AGED 97 13,May,19 13:09
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DORIS DAY 03,Apr,19 05:55
DUSTY SPRINGFIELD, 20 YEARS 02,Mar,19 05:35
ANDRE PREVIN, R.I.P. 01,Mar,19 07:30
KAREN CARPENTER, 36 YEARS 05,Feb,19 04:01
BUDDY HOLLY, 60 YEARS 03,Feb,19 03:43
LOGGING ON 02,Feb,19 06:22
LET'S HAVE SOME BREXIT JOKES!!! 01,Feb,19 06:47
SITE ACCESS PROBLEMS 22,Nov,18 00:09
WE WILL REMEMBER THEM 11,Nov,18 03:42
TELL US SOME CORNY JOKES 19,Aug,18 23:57
ARETHA FRANKLIN R.I.P. 16,Aug,18 21:21
MANY THANKS FROM ROUTEMASTER 13,May,18 04:28
SHOW YOUR JOCK-STRAPPED ARSE 26,Mar,18 04:52
SIR KEN DODD, R.I.P. 12,Mar,18 04:00
DAVID CASSIDY, R.I.P. 22,Nov,17 03:25
FATS DOMINO R.I.P. 25,Oct,17 21:38
WORLD WAR TWO - 80 YEARS 03,Sep,19 04:38
TRIBUTE TO DORIS DAY 01,Jun,19 01:46
OH NO! DORIS DAY PASSES AWAY, AGED 97 13,May,19 13:09
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DORIS DAY 03,Apr,19 05:55
DUSTY SPRINGFIELD, 20 YEARS 02,Mar,19 05:35
ANDRE PREVIN, R.I.P. 01,Mar,19 07:30
KAREN CARPENTER, 36 YEARS 05,Feb,19 04:01
BUDDY HOLLY, 60 YEARS 03,Feb,19 03:43
LOGGING ON 02,Feb,19 06:22
LET'S HAVE SOME BREXIT JOKES!!! 01,Feb,19 06:47
SITE ACCESS PROBLEMS 22,Nov,18 00:09
WE WILL REMEMBER THEM 11,Nov,18 03:42
TELL US SOME CORNY JOKES 19,Aug,18 23:57
ARETHA FRANKLIN R.I.P. 16,Aug,18 21:21
MANY THANKS FROM ROUTEMASTER 13,May,18 04:28
SHOW YOUR JOCK-STRAPPED ARSE 26,Mar,18 04:52
SIR KEN DODD, R.I.P. 12,Mar,18 04:00
DAVID CASSIDY, R.I.P. 22,Nov,17 03:25
FATS DOMINO R.I.P. 25,Oct,17 21:38
Posts:
By routemaster at 06,Dec,19 21:07
By routemaster at 23,Nov,19 02:31
Thank you, my friend, it was only a cold, nothing serious.  |
By routemaster at 09,Nov,19 23:33
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By routemaster at 31,Oct,19 21:59
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By routemaster at 23,Oct,19 01:50
Good morning to you too, tb    |
By routemaster at 23,Oct,19 01:49
I did and I hope you did too, my friend |
By routemaster at 08,Oct,19 02:12
And it feels great too, even better when in my mouth! |
By routemaster at 06,Oct,19 01:51
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By routemaster at 29,Sep,19 13:08
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By routemaster at 26,Sep,19 22:29
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By routemaster at 15,Sep,19 03:22
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By routemaster at 04,Sep,19 05:48
This was meant to be a serious topic  |
By routemaster at 02,Sep,19 00:41
Thank you, that is very nice to know  |
By routemaster at 31,Aug,19 20:32
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By routemaster at 23,Aug,19 02:26
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By routemaster at 23,Aug,19 02:11
Many thanks, both of you |
By routemaster at 22,Aug,19 02:05
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By routemaster at 18,Aug,19 00:13
You too, my friend |
By routemaster at 17,Aug,19 02:18
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By routemaster at 15,Aug,19 15:10
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Yes I do and I LOVE it!  |
By routemaster at 14,Aug,19 23:11
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By routemaster at 14,Aug,19 03:10
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By routemaster at 06,Aug,19 02:13
I did, my friend and you have a good week |
By routemaster at 05,Aug,19 08:26
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By routemaster at 05,Aug,19 08:24
Thanks! |
By routemaster at 05,Aug,19 02:26
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By routemaster at 29,Jul,19 23:35
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By routemaster at 26,Jul,19 05:44
FANTASTIC BENT OVER ASS and SENSATIONAL BALLS in the pic above. Hope you like this pic of my BIG BALLS too |
By routemaster at 26,Jul,19 04:57
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By routemaster at 17,Jul,19 22:53
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By routemaster at 28,Jun,19 02:06
Thank you SO MUCH, tb xx |
By routemaster at 07,Jun,19 01:46
Human |
By routemaster at 02,Jun,19 02:05
The Deadwood Stage will whip crack away and roll on forever |
By routemaster at 31,May,19 02:26
A tribute to the late great Doris Day who passed away recently:
SECRET LOVE by Sammy Fain and Paul Francis Webster Once I had a secret love, That lived within the heart of me. All too soon my secret love Became impatient to be free. So I told a friendly star, The way that dreamers often do. Just how wonderful you are And why I'm so in love with you. Now I shouted from the highest hills, Even told the golden daffodils. At last, my heart's an open door And my secret love's no secret any more. (From the 1953 film "Calamity Jane") R.I.P. Doris, you were WONDERFUL. The Deadwood Stage will whip crack away and roll on forever. |
By routemaster at 27,May,19 00:41
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By routemaster at 27,May,19 00:37
I totally agree - and I LOVE this pic of your SEXY SMOOTH BARE ARSE! |
By routemaster at 23,May,19 07:13
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By routemaster at 23,May,19 07:11
A hard-of-hearing student went home from school and baked a pie. She cut it in half and took one half to a shop in Scunthorpe and the other half to a shop in Grimsby. When asked by the shop owners why, the student replied: "My maths teacher said I had to take pie to the nearest two dismal places." |
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By routemaster at 22,May,19 11:36
Madonna fell down some stairs at the Brit Awards recently because her dress was too tight. She blames the Material Girl. |
By routemaster at 06,May,19 21:45
I have lots of guys watch me suck cock and watch me having my cock sucked too |
By routemaster at 06,May,19 21:43
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