Recent Posts of member leopoldij


Fucking at the BEACH. 27,Apr,19 14:16
Ever fucked a hitchhiker? 21,Apr,19 15:01
Would you change your plans in order to fuck? 11,Apr,19 11:20
Happy Chinese New Year 新年好 05,Feb,19 19:18
New Feature: GALLERIES (instructions included) 25,Dec,18 21:05
MERRY CHRISTMAS 21,Dec,18 12:17
Swingers clubs in the UK 06,Oct,18 20:06
Sexy BBWs 21,Sep,18 23:41
Words you DISLIKE 04,Sep,18 12:21
Pussy smell 18,Aug,18 16:30
Men's brains hardwired for promiscuity 28,Jul,18 05:41
PINSAROS (blow job salons) in Japan: who has experienced them? 16,Jul,18 05:53
Cock art & things put on cock and balls CONTEST 11,Jul,18 10:24
The CAUSE of SCHOOL SHOOTINGS in the US has finally been found. 30,May,18 13:06
Best nipples contest official results 28,May,18 19:14
LOVE and SEX 01,May,18 12:01
MOST FAVORITE image/vid 15,Apr,18 10:57
Small cock and LIBIDO 28,Mar,18 13:28
1000 uploads 22,Mar,18 13:53
Friends with BENEFITS! 12,Feb,18 14:18


By leopoldij at 11,Nov,19 04:22
"It"? Is that the gender you sign to her now? That's funny.

By leopoldij at 11,Nov,19 00:44

By leopoldij at 10,Nov,19 19:22
Yeah, I like it too.
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By leopoldij at 10,Nov,19 19:22
My bi experience is that I allow bi people look at my cock on this site.

By leopoldij at 10,Nov,19 19:21
How about this?

By leopoldij at 10,Nov,19 19:19
Thank you for posting my pic.
I remember that your friend, Bela Perturbed, gave me hard time when she saw the blue nails. She found them tasteless. As if I care. Can you imagine me saying "sorry babe, don't touch my dick unless you paint your nails red".

By leopoldij at 10,Nov,19 18:21

By leopoldij at 10,Nov,19 10:41
Aren't you afraid that the site police might hear what you're saying?

By leopoldij at 09,Nov,19 18:07

By leopoldij at 09,Nov,19 17:40
Did you show her?

By leopoldij at 05,Nov,19 21:34
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By leopoldij at 04,Nov,19 19:17
Leicester man Tim Pppppppppprice, 49 changed his name by deedpoll after being plagued with callers trying to sell him something day and night.

Tim, who spent £30 on his novel new name said: “It’s pronounced Tim Per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-rice,” he told the Daily Mirror.

“I hope the name acts like fly repellent to these people. When I rang the woman at the bank, she couldn’t stop laughing.”

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By leopoldij at 02,Nov,19 11:27
"My cam is broken"
"I can watch but not show"
"I don't know how to use my cam"
"I'm not alone"

"I'm a man but pretent to be a woman"

By leopoldij at 02,Nov,19 11:23

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By leopoldij at 30,Oct,19 08:44
I like pussy, especially when it's wet. Big fetish of mine.

By leopoldij at 30,Oct,19 08:42
Prohibitions, in general, do not work. Education and common sense do. Of course, in the absence of common sense, some laws are required.

By leopoldij at 26,Oct,19 06:52

By leopoldij at 26,Oct,19 06:52
Useless information:
Last time I fucked I used green condom and a chick ring.

By leopoldij at 26,Oct,19 06:50
Yeah, clearly...

By leopoldij at 26,Oct,19 06:07
No, not all. At least, not yet.

By leopoldij at 26,Oct,19 06:06
I love it. It passes the ball perfectly.

By leopoldij at 26,Oct,19 01:13

By leopoldij at 25,Oct,19 16:15
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"

By leopoldij at 25,Oct,19 16:12
Most American car horns honk in the key of F.

The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."

Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

Every time you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie.

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every 2 weeks otherwise it will digest itself.

The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; '7' was selected after the original 7-ounce containers and 'UP' for the direction of the bubbles.

101 Dalmatians, Peter Pan, Lady and the Tramp, and Mulan are the only Disney cartoons where both parents are present and don't die throughout the movie.  .

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

'Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.

To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs - it will let you go instantly.

Reindeer like to eat bananas.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver and purple.

The word "samba" means "to rub navels together."

Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II Killed the only elephant in the Berlin ****.

More people are killed annually by donkeys than airplane crashes.

A 'jiffy' is a unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

A whale's penis is called a dork.

Because of the rotation of the earth, an object can be thrown farther if it is thrown west.

The average person spends 6 months of their life sitting at red lights.

In 1912 a law passed in Nebraska where drivers in the country at night were required to stop every 150 yards, send up a skyrocket, wait eight minutes for the road to clear before proceeding cautiously, all the while blowing their horn and shooting off flares.

More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money throughout the world.
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By leopoldij at 25,Oct,19 16:09
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

By leopoldij at 25,Oct,19 16:05
I can.

By leopoldij at 23,Oct,19 18:55
Very true.

By leopoldij at 22,Oct,19 13:13
The Unified Thread Standard (UTS) defines a standard thread form and series—along with allowances, tolerances, and designations—for screw threads commonly used in the United States and Canada. 

By leopoldij at 22,Oct,19 12:11
I prefer a female grip

By leopoldij at 22,Oct,19 04:44
She's actually quite sexy

By leopoldij at 21,Oct,19 16:42
That seems to be true. She's been used (and abused).
She'll end up in a terrible state.

By leopoldij at 21,Oct,19 12:14
all the time, i get horny during the night and not only i masturbate next to the girl sleeping next to me but i also touch her. sometimes she wakes up, but i try to be very very gentle.

By leopoldij at 21,Oct,19 12:00
She's sick mate. Don't blame her. She needs help.

By leopoldij at 21,Oct,19 11:59
And, as you rightly said, she looks like a Witch ...

By leopoldij at 21,Oct,19 11:59
This one: only registered users can see external links She may or may not have a point--I don't discuss this--I just see someone who's deeply psychologically disturbed. She's 16 I think but already looks 76. She's taken all the world's problems ob her shoulders.

By leopoldij at 21,Oct,19 01:45
This girl is mental.

By leopoldij at 19,Oct,19 17:16
Many thanks.

By leopoldij at 19,Oct,19 05:56
If I had the power, I'd like to convince women that there's nothing wrong with their bodies in general and that most men love a woman's body, including its "imperfections". Who cares about those? They're only called imperfections because of the stupid TV and visual distractions that have decided for us what should be best. In fact, I get turned on by an "ordinary" female body much more than by "supermodel". That's the truth.

By leopoldij at 18,Oct,19 18:43
Licking pussy before and after fucking it

By leopoldij at 18,Oct,19 18:41
I love black pussy

By leopoldij at 18,Oct,19 16:55
Done that a few times. It's fun to watch and be watched.

By leopoldij at 17,Oct,19 11:00
I don't even know who the fuck you are.
Here's a pic for you so you can relax.
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You're free to masturbate to it. That'll make you less angry.

By leopoldij at 15,Oct,19 16:06
I absolutely agree. There are many trolls. There's nothing one can do because they're tolerated here. I blacklisted many of them, but the list grows. Those trolls are people with terrible personal problems. They want to destroy anyone who is having fun.

By leopoldij at 13,Oct,19 19:02
Real pussy is better than fleshlight.
Especially tight Asian one.
Check it out.

By leopoldij at 08,Oct,19 11:45
Halloween masturbation device?