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Ass Bandits!

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Started by #303133 at 11,Apr,13 16:56
Seriously.

There have been reports of a group of masked thieves swiping asses around these parts.
A posse of Rump Rangers will be dispatched to apprehend them, as soon as they have dealt with the outbreak of Butt Pirates who have been raiding coastal areas.
In the mean time---

Watch your ass, people!


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By #201583 at 11,Apr,13 21:22
Thanks, now I'm envisioning ten men standing around a camp fire in red long johns. All of them casually sipping coffee with their backdoors open, after a long day of barebacking.

Does the Captain of the butt pirates have just one brown eye?


By #360973 at 11,Apr,13 17:05
Haven't heard the term "ass bandit" for ages - takes me back to my youth(er)...oh "rump ranger" & "butt pirate" too...drifting into nostalgia...
By #303133 at 11,Apr,13 17:50
That's how they get ya!
You drift into nostalgia and BAM!, your damn ass comes up missing...
By Sickboy at 11,Apr,13 19:16 other posts of Sickboy 
Thought id chime in with
a saying...Knob Jockey!







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