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Luv a good bulge |
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You’re looking good Thermal
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Three guys were discussing how to please their wives...
The Italian says "After we make love, I cover her with little chocolates, and when they melt from her body heat, I lick them off. She loves it!" The Frenchman says "After love, I cover her with rose petals, then gently blow them off. It drives her wild!" The American says "After we're done doing it, I go wipe off on the curtains. She goes nuts!" ![]() |
I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank.
I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. "That's disgusting" he said "Get out of my cab" I got in the second taxi and said "How much to the station ?". "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. "I'm not having any of that" he said "Get out of my cab" I worked my way down the line, getting thrown out of each taxi in turn, until I came to my target at the back of the queue. "How much to the station?". "$5" said the driver. "Ok" I said "Let's go" As we pulled out and overtook the other taxis I wound the window down and gave all the other drivers a thumbs up with a big grin on my face!! 😊 👍 😊 |
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Here’s a shitty joke:
A drunk staggers out of a bar and into a nearby cathedral. He eventually stumbles his way down the aisle and into a confessional. After a lengthy silence, the priest asks, "May I help you, my son?" "I dunno" comes the drunk's voice from behind the partition. "You got any toilet paper on your side?" |
Two guys were living in the same apartment building in identical flats. The first guy visits the second one and sees that he just painted his flat and it looks great.
"This looks amazing" the first guy says and asks how many cans of paint he bought. The second guy says he bought seven. The next day the first guy drives to the store, buys seven cans of paint and starts painting his flat. After a few hours he finishes the whole thing but he realises that he used only three cans of paint. He calls the second guy: "Hey man I've just finished painting the whole place, but I've used only 3 cans of paint and I have 4 left!" Second guy - "Yeah, me too!" 😎 |