“Institutionalized” - Suicidal Tendencies

Sometimes I try to do things
And it just doesn't work out the way I want it to
And I get real frustrated
And like, I try hard to do it
And I like, take my time, but it just doesn't work out the way I want it to
It's like, I concentrate on it real hard, but it just doesn't work out
And everything I do and everything I try, it never turns out
It's like I need time to figure these things out
But there's always someone there going

"Hey Mike, you know, we've been noticing
You've been having a lot of problems lately, you know
You should maybe get away
And like, maybe you should talk about it, you'll feel a lot better"

And I go, "No, it's okay, you know
I'll figure it out, just leave me alone, I'll figure it out, you know
I'll just work it out myself"
They go, "Well, you know, if you wanna talk about it, I'll be here, you know
And you'll probably feel a lot better if you talk about it
So why don't you talk about it?"

I go, "No, I don't want to, I'm okay
I'll figure it out myself"
And they just keep bugging me, they just keep bugging me
And it builds up inside

So you're gonna be institutionalized
You'll come out brainwashed with bloodshot eyes
You won't have any say
They'll brainwash you until you see their way

I'm not crazy (institutionalized)
You're the one who's crazy (institutionalized)
You're driving me crazy (institutionalized)
They stick me in an institution
Said it was the only solution
To give me needed professional help
To protect me from the enemy, myself

I was in my room
And I was just, like, staring at the walls, thinking about everything
But then again I was thinking about nothing
And then my mom came in, and I didn't even notice she was there
She called my name and I didn't hear her
And then she started screaming, "Mike, Mike!"

And I go, "What, what's the matter?"
She goes, "What's the matter with you?"
I go, "There's nothing wrong, mom"
She goes, "Don't tell me that! You're on drugs"
I go, "No mom, I'm not on drugs, I'm okay, I'm just thinking, you know
Why don't you get me a Pepsi?"

She goes, "No, you're on drugs!"
I go, "Mom, I'm okay, I'm just thinking
She goes, "No, you're not thinking, you're on drugs!
Normal people don't act that way"
I go, "Mom, just get me a Pepsi, please"
All I want is a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi
And she wouldn't give it to me, just a Pepsi

They give you a white shirt with long sleeves
Tied around your back, you're treated like thieves
Drug you up because they're lazy
It's too much work to help a crazy

I'm not crazy (institutionalized)
You're the one who's crazy (institutionalized)
You're driving me crazy (institutionalized)
They stick me in an institution
Said it was the only solution
To give me needed professional help
To protect me from the enemy, myself

I'm sitting in my room, my mom and my dad came in
They pulled up a chair and they sat down
They go, "Mike, we need to talk to you"
I go, "Okay, what's the matter?"
They go, "Me and your mom, we've been noticing lately you've been having a lot of problems
And you've been going off for no reason
And we're afraid you're gonna hurt somebody
And we're afraid you're gonna hurt yourself"

"So we decided that it would be in your best interest
If we put you somewhere, where you could get the help that you need"
And I go, "Wait, what are you talking about?
We decided? My best interest?
How do you know what my best interest is?
How can you say what my best interest is?
What are you trying to say, I'm crazy?
When I went to your schools, I went to your churches
I went to your institutional learning facilities
So how can you say I'm crazy?"

They say they're gonna fix my brain
Alleviate my suffering and my pain
But by the time they fix my head
Mentally, I'll be dead

I'm not crazy (institutionalized)
You're the one who's crazy (institutionalized)
You're driving me crazy (institutionalized)
They stick me in an institution
Said it was the only solution
To give me needed professional help
To protect me from the enemy, myself

It doesn't matter
I'll probably get hit by a car anyway

“Use Me” - Bill Withers

My friends
Feel it's their appointed duty
They keep tryin' to tell me
All you want to do is use me
Ah-huh, but my answer (Ah-huh)
Yeah to all that use me stuff

I, I, I, I
Yes, I wanna spread the news
That if it feels this good gettin' used
Oh, you just keep on usin' me
Until you use me up
Until you use me up

My brother
Sit me right down and he talked to me
He told me
That I ought not to let you just walk on me
And I'm sure he meant well
Yeah, but when our talk was through

I, I, I said brother if you only knew
You'd wish that you were in my shoes
You just keep on usin' me
Until you use me up
Until you use me up

Ah-huh, sometimes
It's true you really do abuse me
Ah, you get me crowd of high class people
And then you act real rude to me
Ah-huh, but oh, baby, baby, baby, baby
When you love me I can't get enough

Ah-huh and I wanna spread the news
That it feels this good gettin' used
Oh, you just keep on usin' me
Until you use me up
Ah, until you use me up

Talkin' 'bout you usin' people
It all depends on what you do
It ain't too bad the way you're usin' me
'Cause I sure am usin' you to do the things that you do
Ah-huh, to do the things that you do

A woman is in a pet shop when she sees a parrot for sale, but the price is really cheap.

She asks the owner why the parrot’s price is that low, and he says, “Oh, that parrot lived several years in a whorehouse, so it’s vocabulary can be quite colorful."

The woman, never one to pass up a good deal, buys the parrot, thinking she could teach it some new phrases and clean up its act.

She gets home and the parrot, looking around, says, “New house, new madam.” The woman laughs, thinking that this was pretty harmless.

A few minutes later, her daughters come home and the parrot says, “New girls in the house.”

A few minutes later, her husband walks in, and the parrot says, “Hi, Bob!"

A husband comes home with a duck under his arm and says, “This is the pig I’ve been sleeping with.”

His wife looks at the duck and says, “That’s not a pig. That’s a duck.”

The husband replies to his wife, “Quiet! I wasn’t talking to you."

Uh-uh-ah! I beg to differ! It was totally inappropriate for this site and this subject. It was well within the rules.

“I’m Not In Love” - 10cc

I'm not in love, so don't forget it
It's just a silly phase I'm going through
And just because I call you up
Don't get me wrong, don't think you've got it made

I'm not in love, no, no
(It's because)

I'd like to see you, but then again
That doesn't mean you mean that much to me
So if I call you, don't make a fuss
Don't tell your friends about the two of us

I'm not in love, no, no
(It's because)

(Be quiet)
(Big boys don't cry)
(Big boys don't cry)
(Big boys don't cry)
(Big boys don't cry)
(Big boys don't cry)
(Big boys don't cry)
(Big boys don't cry)

I keep your picture upon the wall
It hides a nasty stain that's lying there
So don't you ask me to give it back
I know you know it doesn't mean that much to me

I'm not in love, no, no
(It's because)

Ooh, you'll wait a long time for me
Ooh, you'll wait a long time
Ooh, you'll wait a long time for me
Ooh, you'll wait a long time

I'm not in love, so don't forget it
It's just a silly phase I'm going through
And just because I call you up
Don't get me wrong, don't think you've got it made, ooh

I'm not in love
I'm not in love

“Crazy” - Patsy Cline

Crazy
I'm crazy for feeling so lonely

I'm crazy
Crazy for feeling so blue

I knew
You'd love me as long as you wanted

And then someday
You'd leave me for somebody new

Worry
Why do I let myself worry?

Wondering
What in the world did I do

Oh, crazy
For thinking that my love could hold you

I'm crazy for trying
And crazy for crying
And I'm crazy for loving you

Crazy
For thinking that my love could hold you

I'm crazy for trying
And crazy for crying
And I'm crazy for loving you

“Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer” - Gene Autry

You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen.
But do you recall,
The most famous reindeer of all?

Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer,
Had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it glows.

All of the other reindeer,
Used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Rudolph,
Play in any reindeer games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
Then how the reindeer loved him
As they shouted out with glee,
"Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
You'll go down in history!"

Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer,
Had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it glows.

All of the other reindeer,
Used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Rudolph,
Play in any reindeer games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
Then how the reindeer loved him
As they shouted out with glee,
"Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
You'll go down in history!"

“Streets of Laredo” - Marty Robbins

As I walked out in the streets of Laredo
As I walked out in Laredo one day
I spied a young cowboy wrapped all in white linen
Wrapped in white linen as cold as the clay

Oh beat the drum slowly and play the fife lowly
Sing the dead march as you carry me along
Take me to the valley then lay the sod o'er me
I'm a young cowboy and I know I've done wrong

I see by your outfit that you are a cowboy
These words he did say as I boldly walked by
Come sit down beside me and hear my sad story
Got shot in the breast and I know I must die

Go fetch me some water a cool cup of water
To cool my hot lips then the poor cowboy said
Before I return his spirit had left him
Had gone to his maker the cowboy was dead

Oh beat the drum slowly and play the fife lowly
Sing the dead march as you carry me along
Take me to the valley then lay the sod o'er me
I'm a young cowboy and I know I've done wrong

Why was the math book crying?


It had a lot of problems.

It’s because guys know where it feels best, and how to make it feel that way.

Never once. I guess I was too busy playing with my own dick to notice if he ever played with his.

“Oh, Darling” - The Beatles

Oh! Darling, please believe me
I'll never do you no harm
Believe me when I tell you
I'll never do you no harm

Oh! Darling, if you leave me
I'll never make it alone
Believe me when I beg you, ooh
Don't ever leave me alone

When you told me
You didn't need me anymore
Well you know I nearly broke down and cried
When you told me
You didn't need me anymore
Well you know I nearly broke down and died

Oh! Darling, if you leave me
I'll never make it alone
Believe me when I tell you
I'll never do you no harm
Believe me darling

When you told me, ooh
You didn't need me anymore
Well you know I nearly broke down and cried
When you told me
You didn't need me anymore
Well you know I nearly broke down and died

Oh! Darling, please believe me
I'll never let you down
Oh, believe me darling
Believe me when I tell you, ooh
I'll never do you no harm

“Oklahoma Hills” - Jim Reeves

Many years have come and gone
Since I wandered from my home
In those Oklahoma hills where I was born
Many a page of life has turned
Many a lesson I have learned
And I feel that in those hills I still belong

Way down yonder in the Indian nation
Ride my pony on the reservation
In the Oklahoma hills where I was born
Way down yonder in the Indian nation
A cowboy's life is my occupation
In the Oklahoma hills where I was born

As I sit here today, many miles I am away
From the place I rode my pony through the draw
Where the oak and blackjack trees
Kiss the playful prairie breeze
In the Oklahoma hills where I was born

Way down yonder in the Indian nation
Ride my pony on the reservation
In the Oklahoma hills where I was born
Way down yonder in the Indian nation
A cowboy's life is my occupation
In the Oklahoma hills where I was born

My younger brother used to spy on me when we were kids. I don’t know how much he saw, but he probably saw more than I had wanted him to see way back then.

Oops!

“I’m Just A Singer (In A Rock And Roll Band)” - The Moody Blues

I'm just a wandering on the face of this earth
Meeting so many people
Who are trying to be free
And while I'm traveling I hear so many words

Language barriers broken
Now we've found the key
And if you want the wind of change
To blow about you
And you're the only other person to know, don't tell me
I'm just a singer in a rock and roll band.

A thousand pictures can be drawn from one word
Only who is the artist
We got to agree
A thousand miles can lead so many ways

Just to know who is driving
What a help it would be
So if you want this world of yours
To turn about you
And you can see exactly what to do
Please tell me
I'm just a singer in a rock and roll band.

How can we understand
Riots by the people for the people
Who are only destroying themselves
And when you see a frightened
Person who is frightened by the
People who are scorching this earth.

I'm just a wandering on the face of this earth
Meeting so many people
Who are trying to be free
And while I'm traveling I hear so many words

Language barriers broken
Now we've found the key
And if you want the wind of change
To blow about you
And you're the only other person to know, don't tell me
I'm just a singer in a rock and roll band.

How can we understand
Riots by the people for the people
Who are only destroying themselves
And when you see a frightened
Person who is frightened by the
People who are scorching this earth.

Music is the traveller crossing our world
Meeting so many people bridging the seas
I'm just a singer in a rock and roll band.
We're just the singers in a rock and roll band.
I'm just a singer in a rock and roll band...

Big round ones! The dick looks nice, too!

I’ve been told they’re rather big.

“Grey Matter” - Oingo Boing

They say you're stupid
That you're too young to vote
They say you'll swallow anything
That they shove down your throat

They say that you can't think
That you haven't got a brain
That you're just there to listen
That you're just being trained

There's something inside your head
There's something inside your head
There's something inside your head
There's something inside your head

They say you lost the ability to even think
That your tiny little brain
Slipped down the kitchen sink

They say that you'll buy anything
That they turn your way
That you'll listen to anything
That they decide to play

There's something inside your head
There's something inside your head
There's something inside your head
There's something inside your head

Grey matter, grey matter, ooh
Grey matter, grey matter, ooh
Grey matter, grey matter, ooh
Grey matter, grey matter, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Oooh
I think you like it, like it
To be told what to do, ain't that true?
Oooh
I think you're better, better, better off
Stone cold dead, without your head

They say you're stupid
That you're too young to vote
They say you'll swallow anything
That they shove down your throat

If they say, lie down, you'll do it
If they say, buy it now, you'll do it
If they say, turn around, you'll do it
If they say, hit the ground, you'll do it
If they say, bite the big weenie (do it, do it, do it)
If they say, wasn't that good (do it, do it, do it, do it)
If they say, bend over baby (do it, do it, do it, do it)
If they say, take it and like it (do it, do it, do it,do it)

There's something inside your head
There's something inside your head
There's something inside your head
There's something inside your head

Grey matter, grey matter, ooh
Grey matter, grey matter, ooh
Grey matter, grey matter, ooh
Grey matter, grey matter, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh
Grey matter
Ooh, ooh
Grey matter, grey matter
Grey matter, grey matter, ooh
Grey matter, grey matter

“All Roads Lead To Rome” - The Stranglers

The streets of tarmac are straight as a die
With steel fingers clawing at the sky
Inside the wall of the citadel
Yellow chariots race
Peasants and their peasants' smells
Hungry enough to touch your face.

The beasts from the end of the century
Adorn themselves with jewellery
Inside the wall of the citadel
Yellow chariots race
Peasants and their peasants' smells
Hungry enough to touch your face.

Their eyes they change colour from grey to green
And when they're blue they weigh the scene
The endless games played in the timeless zone
Remind me all roads lead to Rome.
Inside the wall of the citadel
Yellow chariots race
Peasants and their peasants' smells
Hungry to touch your frightened face.
All roads lead to Rome
All roads lead to Rome
All roads lead to Rome
All roads lead to Rome

“Take Me To The River" - Talking Heads

I don't know why I love her like I do
All the changes you put me through
Take my money, my cigarettes
I haven't seen the worst of it yet

I wanna know, can you tell me?
I'd love to stay

Take me to the river, drop me in the water
Take me to the river, dip me in the water
Washing me down, washing me down

I don't know why you treat me so bad
Think of all the things we could have had
Love is a notion that I can't forget
My sweet sixteen I would never regret

I wanna know, can you tell me?
I'd love to stay

Take me to the river, drop me in the water
Push me in the river, dip me in the water
Washing me down, washing me

Hug me, squeeze me, love me, tease me
Till I can't, till I can't, till I can't take no more

Dip me to the water, drop me in the river
Push me in the water, drop me in the river
Washing me down, washing me down

I don't know why I love you like I do
All the troubles you put me through
Sixteen candles there on my wall
And here am I, the biggest fool of them all

I wanna know, can you tell me?
I'd love to stay

Take me to the river, drop me in the water
Dip me in the river, drop me in the water
Washing me down, washing me down

“Send the Pain Below” - Chevelle

I liked having hurt
So send the pain below
Where I need it
You used to beg me to take care of things
And smile at the thought of me failing
But long before having hurt
I'd send the pain below
I'd send the pain below

Much like suffocating
Much like suffocating
Much like suffocating (I'd send the pain below)
Much like suffocating (I'd send the pain below)

You used to run me away all while laughing
Then cry about the fact 'til I returned
But long before having hurt
I'd send the pain below
I'd send the pain below

Much like suffocating
Much like suffocating
Much like suffocating (I'd send the pain below)
Much like suffocating (I'd send the pain below)
Much like suffocating

I can't feel my chest
Need more, drop down
Closing in

I can't feel my chest
Drop down

I liked having hurt
So send the pain below
So send the pain below

Much like suffocating (so send the pain below)
I liked, much like suffocating, having hurt (so send the pain below)
Much like suffocating (so send the pain below)
Much like suffocating (so send the pain below)

“Danger Zone” - Kenny Loggins

Revvin' up your engine
Listen to her howlin' roar
Metal under tension
Beggin' you to touch and go

Highway to the danger zone
Ride into the danger zone

Headin' into twilight
Spreadin' out her wings tonight
She got you jumpin' off the deck
And shovin' into overdrive

Highway to the danger zone
I'll take you right into the danger zone

You'll never say hello to you
Until you get it on the red line overload
You'll never know what you can do
Until you get it up as high as you can go

Out along the edges
Always where I burn to be
The further on the edge
The hotter the intensity

Highway to the danger zone
Gonna take it right into the danger zone
Highway to the danger zone
Ride into the danger zone

Highway to the danger zone
Gonna take it right into the danger zone
Highway to the danger zone
Ride into the danger zone

Highway to the danger zone
Gonna take it right into the danger zone
Highway to the danger zone
Ride into the danger zone

Highway to the danger zone

“Driver 8” - R.E.M.

The walls are built up, stone by stone;
the fields divided one by one.
And the train conductor says,
"Take a break Driver 8, Driver 8 take a break
we've been on this shift too long"

And the train conductor says,
"Take a break Driver 8, Driver 8 take a break
We can reach our destination, but we're still a ways away"
I saw a treehouse on the outskirts of the farm.
The power lines have floaters so the airplanes won't get snagged.
Bells are ringing through the town again,
Children look up, all they hear is sky-blue, bells ringing

And the train conductor says
"Take a break Driver 8, Driver 8 take a break
We can reach our destination, but we're still a ways away"

Way to shield the hated heat.
Way to put myself to sleep.
Way to shield the hated heat.
Way to put myself, my children to sleep.

He piloted this song in a plane like that one.
She is selling faith on the Go Tell crusade.
Locomotive 8, Southern Crescent, hear the bells ring again.
Field to weed is lookin' thin

And the train conductor says
"Take a break Driver 8, Driver 8 take a break
We've been on this shift too long."
And the train conductor says,
"Take a break Driver 8, Driver 8 take a break.
We can reach our destination, but we're still a ways away"

“Start of the Breakdown” - Tears For Fears

Scratch the ice
Let the telephone ring
Sense of time is a powerful thing
And we love to laugh
Love to cry
Half alive
We love to
Go slow when we're dancing for rain
Dry skin flakes where there's ice in the vein
And we love to cry
Half alive

Is this the start of the breakdown?
I can't understand you
Is this the start of the breakdown?
I can't understand you
Is this the start of the breakdown?

Scratch the earth
Dig the burial ground
Sense of time would be easily found
Ten out of ten
For the ones who defend
Pretend too
Breakdown is a final demand
We stand firm with our head in our hands
As we love to to cry
Half alive

Is this the start of the breakdown?
I can't understand you
Is this the start of the breakdown?
I can't understand you
Is this the start of the breakdown?
Break, break down
Break, break

I can't understand you
Is this the start of the breakdown?
I can't understand you
Is this the start of the breakdown?
I can't understand you
Is this the start of the breakdown?
I can't understand you

“Midnight Train To Georgia” - Gladys Knight & The Pips

LA proved too much for the man (too much for the man)
(He couldn't make it) so he's leaving the life he's come to know, ooh
(He said he's goin') he said he's goin' back to find
(Goin' back to find) ooh-ooh-ooh, what's left of his world
The world he left behind not so long ago

He's leavin' (leavin')
On that midnight train to Georgia (leavin' on a midnight train)
Mmm, yes
Said he's goin' back
(Goin' back to find) to a simpler place and time
(And when he takes that ride) oh, yes, he is
(Guess who's gonna be right by his side)

And I'll be with him (I know you will)
On that midnight train to Georgia (leavin' on that midnight train to Georgia)
Yeah, hey-hey-hey-hey (whoo-hoo!)
I'd rather live in his world (live in his world)
Then live without him in mine (world, world)
(It's his, his and hers alone)

He kept dreamin' (dreamin')
Ooh, that someday he'd be a star
(A superstar, but he didn't get far)
But he sure found out the hard way
That dreams don't always come true (dreams don't always come true)
Oh, no (ah-ah, no, ah-ah)

So he hung all his hopes (whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo)
And he even sold his own car, hm (whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo)
Bought a one way ticket back
To the life he once knew, oh, yes he did
He said he would

I know he's leavin' (leavin')
On that midnight train to Georgia (leavin' on that midnight train)
Hmm, yeah
Said he's goin' back to find, ooh (goin' back to find)
A simpler place and time (and when he takes that ride)
(Guess who's gonna sit right by his side) yeah

And I'm gonna be with him (I know you will)
On that midnight train to Georgia (leavin' on the midnight train to Georgia)
Ooh (whoo-hoo")
I'd rather live in his world (live in his world)
Than live without him in mine (world, world)
(It's his, his and hers alone)

Ooh, he's leavin' (leavin')
On a midnight train to Georgia (leavin' on a midnight train)
Yeah, ooh, y'all
Said he's goin' back to find (goin' back to find)
Ooh, a simpler place and time (whenever he takes that ride)
Ooh, y'all, uh-huh (guess who's gonna be right by his side)

I've got to be with him (I know you will)
On that midnight train to Georgia (leavin' on the midnight train to Georgia)
Yeah, hey-hey (whoo-woo)
I'd rather live in his world (live in his world)
Than live without him in mine (her world is his, his and hers alone)

Oh, hey-hey (for love)
For love (gonna board)
Gonna board the midnight train to ride
For love (for love)
Gonna board (gonna board)
Gotta board the midnight train to go

For love (for love)
Gonna board (gonna board)
Uh-huh, the midnight train to go
My world (for love)
His world (gonna board)
Our world, mine and his alone (the midnight train to go)

My world (for love)
His world (gonna board)
Our world, mine and his alone (the midnight train to go)
I've got to go (for love)
I've got to go (gonna board)
I've got to go, hey (the midnight train to go)

I've got to go (for love)
I've got to go (gonna board)
Mm-hm (the midnight train to go)
My world (for love)
His world (gonna board)
My man, his girl (the midnight train to go)

I've got to go (for love)
I've got to go (gonna board)
Oh, I've got to go (the midnight train to go)
My world (for love)
His world (gonna board)
Our world, his girl

“And She Was” - Talking Heads

Hey!

And she was lying in the grass
And she could hear the highway breathing
And she could see a nearby factory
She's making sure she is not dreaming

See the lights of a neighbor's house
Now she's starting to rise
Take a minute to concentrate
And she opens up her eyes

The world was moving, she was right there with it, and she was
The world was moving, she was floating above it, and she was
And she was

And she was drifting through the backyard
And she was taking off her dress
And she was moving very slowly
Rising up above the earth

Moving into the universe
And she's drifting this way and that
Not touching the ground at all
And she's up above the yard

The world was moving, she was right there with it, and she was
(Hey, hey)
The world was moving, she was floating above it, and she was
(Hey, hey, hey)

She was proud about it, no doubt about it
She isn't sure about what she's done
No time to think about what to tell him
No time to think about what she's done
And she was
(Hey, hey-hey hey!)

And she was looking at herself
And things were looking like a movie
She had a pleasant elevation
She's moving out in all directions
Oh, oh-oh

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey (hey)
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

The world was moving, she was right there with it, and she was
(Hey, woo-hoo)
The world was moving, she was floating above it, and she was
(Hey, hey)

Joining the world of missing persons and she was
Missing enough to feel all right, and she was, ha, ha

And she was
And she was
And she was, hey, hey
And she was
And she was
And she was
And she was
And she was

“Oh! Darling!” - The Beatles

Oh! Darling, please believe me
I'll never do you no harm
Believe me when I tell you
I'll never do you no harm

Oh! Darling, if you leave me
I'll never make it alone
Believe me when I beg you, ooh
Don't ever leave me alone

When you told me
You didn't need me anymore
Well you know I nearly broke down and cried
When you told me
You didn't need me anymore
Well you know I nearly broke down and died

Oh! Darling, if you leave me
I'll never make it alone
Believe me when I tell you
I'll never do you no harm
Believe me darling

When you told me, ooh
You didn't need me anymore
Well you know I nearly broke down and cried
When you told me
You didn't need me anymore
Well you know I nearly broke down and died

Oh! Darling, please believe me
I'll never let you down
Oh, believe me darling
Believe me when I tell you, ooh
I'll never do you no harm

“Big Mess” - Devo

I am cowboy Kim
Cowboy Kim I am
I am a lucky cowboy
Let me tell you why

I'm a man with a mission
A boy with a gun
I got a picture in my pocket of the lucky one

I'll announce the winner
On the radio
With my microphone
I do a super show

I wear a cowboy hat
It is my business hat
I'm on till 1:00 a.m.
I must tell you that

I'm a man with a mission
A boy with a gun
I got a picture in my pocket of the lucky one

Who doesn't know
I'm a big mess
I mean a really big mess
A big-big, mess he was all mixed up and a

Big mess, big mess, he was a
He was really mixed up
He was a big mess, big mess, he was a
He was really mixed up

Cowboy Kim I am
Mr. Reality
The most important thing
I put away my toys

With my microphone
I do a super show
I'll announce the winner
On the radio

I'm a man with a mission
A boy with a gun
I got a picture in my pocket of the lucky one

Who doesn't know?
I'm a big mess
I mean, a really big mess
A big-big mess, he was all mixed up and a

Big mess, big mess, he was a
He was really mixed up
He was a big mess, big mess, he was a
He was really mixed up

I'm a man with a mission
A boy with a gun
I got a picture in my pocket of the lucky one

Who doesn't know?
I'm a big mess
I mean, a really big mess
A big-big mess he was all mixed up and a

“Fool For The City” - Foghat

Goin' to the city, got you on my mind
Country sure is pretty, I leave it all behind
This is my decision, I'm comin' home to stay this time

'Cause I'm a fool for the city, I'm a fool for the city
A fool for the city, I'm a fool for the city

Breathin' all the clean air, sitting in the sun
When I get my train fare, I get up and run
I'm ready for the city, air pollution here I come

'Cause I'm a fool for the city, I'm a fool for the city
I'm a fool for the city, I'm a fool for the city

I'm like a fish out of water, I'm just a man in a hole
The city lights turn my blues into gold
I ain't no country boy, I'm just a homesick man
I'm gonna hit the grid just as fast as I can

I'm tired of layin' back, hangin' around
I'm gonna catch that train, then I'll be city bound

I ain't no country boy, I'm just a homesick man
I'm gonna hit the grid just as fast as I can

I get off on main street, step into the crowd
Sidewalk under my feet, yeah, traffic's good and loud
When I see my inner city child, I'll be walkin' on a cloud

'Cause I'm a fool for the city, I'm a fool for the city
I'm a fool for the city, I'm a fool for the city
I'm a fool (Fool for the city) A fool for the city (Fool for the city)
I'm a fool (Fool for the city) A fool for the city (Fool for the city)
I'm a fool (Fool for the city) A crazy fool (Fool for the city)
I'm a fool yeah
(Fool for the city) A fool for the city (Fool for the city)
(Fool for the city) (Fool for the city)
I ain't no country boy
(Fool for the city) (Fool for the city)
Woo
(Fool for the city)
(Fool for the city)
A Fool for the city (Fool for the city) (Fool for the city)
Woo (Fool for the city) woo, woo (Fool for the city) woo
(Fool for the city)

“He’ll Have To Go” - Jim Reeves

Put your sweet lips a little closer to the phone
Let's pretend that we're together all alone
I'll tell the man to turn the jukebox way down low
And you can tell your friend there with you, he'll have to go

Whisper to me, tell me do you love me true
Or is he holding you the way I do?
Though love is blind, make up your mind, I've got to know
Should I hang up or will you tell him, he'll have to go?

You can't say the words I want to hear
While you're with another man
Do you want me? Answer yes or no
Darling, I will understand

Put your sweet lips a little closer to the phone
Let's pretend that we're together all alone
I'll tell the man to turn the jukebox way down low
And you can tell your friend there with you
He'll have to go

“Stinkfist” - Tool

Something has to change, undeniable dilemma
Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear
Constant over-stimulation numbs me
But I would not want you any other way

Just not enough, I need more
Nothing seems to satisfy
I said I don't want it, I just need it
To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive

Finger deep within the borderline
Show me that you love me
And that we belong together
Relax, turn around and take my hand

I can help you change tired moments into pleasure
Say the word and we'll be well upon our way
Blend and balance, pain and comfort
Deep within you 'til you will not want me any other way

But it's not enough, I need more
Nothing seems to satisfy
I said I don't want it, I just need it
To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive

Knuckle deep inside the borderline
This may hurt a little
But it's something you'll get used to
Relax, slip away

(Relax, relax, relax, relax)

There's something kinda sad about
The way that things have come to be
Desensitized to everything
What became of subtlety?

How can this mean anything to me
If I really don't feel anything at all?
I'll keep digging
'Til I feel something

Elbow deep inside the borderline
Show me that you love me and that we belong together
Shoulder deep within the borderline
Relax, turn around and take my hand

“Come Sail Away” - Styx

I'm sailing away
Set an open course for the Virgin Sea
'Cause I've got to be free
Free to face the life that's ahead of me

On board, I'm the captain
So climb aboard
We'll search for tomorrow
On every shore
And I'll try, oh Lord, I'll try
To carry on

I look to the sea
Reflections in the waves, spark my memory
Some happy, some sad
I think of childhood friends and the dreams we had

We lived happily forever
So the story goes
But somehow we missed out
On the pot of gold
But we'll try, best that we can
To carry on

A gathering of angels
Appeared above my head
They sang to me this song of hope
And this is what they said

They said come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me, lads
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me, baby
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me

I thought that they were angels
But to my surprise
We climbed aboard their starship
We headed for the skies

Singing "Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me, lads
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me

Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me"
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me

Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me

“Rock Lobster” - The B-52s

We were at a party
His ear lobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster

Rock lobster!

Rock lobster!

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster

Rock lobster!

Rock lobster!

Rock lobster
Rock lobster

Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
He's in a giant clam!

Rock, rock
Rock lobster!
Down, down

Underneath the waves
Mermaids wavin'
Wavin' to mermen
Wavin' sea fans
Sea horses sailin'
Dolphins wailin'

Rock lobster!
Rock lobster!

Rock lobster
Rock lobster

Red snappers snappin'
Clam shells clappin'
Muscles flexin'
Flippers flippin'

Rock, rock
Rock lobster
Down, down

Lobster... rock!
Lobster... rock!

Let's rock!

Boys and bikinis
Girls and surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's frugin'

Twistin' round the fire, havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes, bakin' in the sun

Put on your noseguard
Hit on the lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter

Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta ray
In walked a jellyfish
There goes a dogfish
Chased by a catfish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhal
Here comes a bikini whale!

Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster