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Started by #491031 at 13,Nov,15 19:10

This question gets asked in the Forum a lot. There are over a dozen threads (because NOBODY uses the "Search" function before posting a new one) dedicated to that topic.
To save time, here's the short answer:

YOU DON'T.

You have what you have, and that's the luck of the genetic lottery.
Learn to love it and live with it.
Quit being such a damn baby.

(Of course, you could always borrow a bigger pecker from a well-endowed friend, but loaner cocks don't really count.)

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By #496814 at 13,Nov,15 21:24

You actually do. Or at least, most of us.

Step 1: make sure that your penis is flaccid. Think about paying taxes or your mother in law (naked) for best results.

Step 2: fantasise or think about sex, watch some porn, play around a bit with your dick, visit my profile or take a blue pill.

Step 3: Your penis will be bigger.

By bella! at 13,Nov,15 20:48 other posts of bella!

Miracle-Gro works on plants, no? Is it possible that a highly concentrated mixture spritzed generously on the dingle dangle might encourage growth?

By #491031 at 13,Nov,15 20:53

As the human penis is not a vegetable, that would have no effect.
Packing your britches with cow poop would also not be effective.

By #495558 at 13,Nov,15 19:17

So, those pills, stretching, and lifting weights with your cock don't work? Weird....

By #491031 at 13,Nov,15 19:18

Unfortunately, there is no magical spell to make it grow, either.

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