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Halarious, Racy, Sarcastic T-shirts/ bumper stickers you've seen

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Started by #581593 at 07,Sep,23 02:57
Post your favorite T-shirt, bumper sticker,etc you've come across that still makes you laugh. Here are two of my favorites.
A cute young bartender at a gay club in NYC I was at ine night had a T shirt that read " I'm not gay...but my asshole is"
A bumper sticker on the car in front of me today read " You're an Asshole! There, now I'm your life coach"
So share some that you thought were funny or clever


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By #581593 at 17,Oct,23 22:52
Loved seeing this bumper sticker
Me: Sometimes I talk to myself
Me: OMG Same!


By #581593 at 30,Sep,23 18:12
"My exercise routine consists of doing diddly squats"


By #581593 at 27,Sep,23 18:54
" That ackward feeling when you realize you just used your AA medalion for a quarter at the liquer store"


By #581593 at 27,Sep,23 18:53
Bumper sticker " Autocorrect has become my worst enema"


By Maxwell_93 at 26,Sep,23 21:06 other posts of Maxwell_93 
I saw the "Prius repellent" sticker on a diesel bomber irl and had to laugh
By #581593 at 26,Sep,23 21:45
I saw one similar on a MB suv. It said " Nice Prius, no one said...ever"



By wycowboy at 14,Sep,23 15:09 other posts of wycowboy 
Welcome to Wyoming, actually, we don't give a fuck how you do it back home!
By phart at 14,Sep,23 15:20 other posts of phart 

Yep,very similar to the tag on the front of my dads truck.
"we don't give a damn how you did it up north".

By randm58 at 26,Sep,23 21:24 other posts of randm58 



By #581593 at 14,Sep,23 03:52
Grammer, the difference between knowing you're shit and knowing your shit
By leopoldij at 14,Sep,23 13:17 other posts of leopoldij 
Excellent!

By randm58 at 26,Sep,23 21:23 other posts of randm58 



By #581593 at 26,Sep,23 20:46
Bumper stickers I recently saw. " I rolled by eyes bakc so far, I could actually see my own asshole"

Cop said get out of the car. I said, Im too drunk, you get in. We laughed and laughed....I need bail money


By phart at 15,Sep,23 22:57 other posts of phart 
Tshirt,
Immigrants are like sperm ,millions come in but only 1 works!
By #581593 at 16,Sep,23 00:36
So bad, but funny



By #581593 at 14,Sep,23 03:51
Im not fucking stupid! I mean, I was, but I broke up with him months ago


By leopoldij at 13,Sep,23 23:35 other posts of leopoldij 
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By #581593 at 13,Sep,23 23:22
New bumper sticker " The fact thats there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven should tell you something about the anticipated traffic"
By phart at 14,Sep,23 01:33 other posts of phart 



By #581593 at 12,Sep,23 20:20
Bumper sticker " Still waiting for all those cookies I accepted on-line"


By phart at 08,Sep,23 01:38 other posts of phart 
" I have a nice body
it is in the trunk and starting to smell"
By #581593 at 08,Sep,23 05:37
Funny

By #581593 at 08,Sep,23 05:40
Reminds me of something a guy said to our professor in college. When he walked into the room the guy said to him "Hey I had a sweater like that once...but then my dad got a job." We thought it was funny, The professor did not.



By Jamie at 07,Sep,23 03:24 other posts of Jamie 
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By #581593 at 08,Sep,23 00:36
Nice, same as the one I mentioned, just put a little nicer
By Jamie at 08,Sep,23 01:30 other posts of Jamie 







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