OK, let me see if I have this correct:
--Extra Virgin Olive Oil for those, over 18yo, but very young.
--Soy Oil for those from the Eastern edge of Asia.
--Canola Oil, for those times when one is play acting a 'forced' scene (takes a knowledge of the original name of the seed from which this oil comes).
--Corn Oil for a 'rear entry'.
--Peanut Oil for someone very small.
--Cottonseed Oil for when 'yer down South'.
--Old style 'shortening' for when you're with a cross-dresser (full of the now banned 'trans' fats).
--Sunflower Oil for outdoors 'recreation'.
--Sesame Oil for when you summon up your 'genie'.
Hope I've covered this well. Please do add anything missing, and enjoy!
By #53643 at 04,Aug,10 06:29
Nope, I think youve covered nicely.
By #23212 at 06,Aug,10 01:16
Ah, but Safflower Oil was omitted. Mr. 'dances12', in his humourous post here, has also likely used it, as it's a common "vegetable cooking oil".
By #23212 at 06,Nov,10 07:14
While I did try to "cover it nicely", thank you, it does not appear that my long time spent devising these humourous concoctions has found any interested audience.
--Extra Virgin Olive Oil for those, over 18yo, but very young.
--Soy Oil for those from the Eastern edge of Asia.
--Canola Oil, for those times when one is play acting a 'forced' scene (takes a knowledge of the original name of the seed from which this oil comes).
--Corn Oil for a 'rear entry'.
--Peanut Oil for someone very small.
--Cottonseed Oil for when 'yer down South'.
--Old style 'shortening' for when you're with a cross-dresser (full of the now banned 'trans' fats).
--Sunflower Oil for outdoors 'recreation'.
--Sesame Oil for when you summon up your 'genie'.
Hope I've covered this well. Please do add anything missing, and enjoy!