The shape may be difficult however I was thinking of a stainless steel toaster. The slip sliding metal is preferable over an inexpensive plastic unit.
By #313314 at 31,Oct,12 14:06
Hmm you may be on to something. not sure about a toaster but maybe she could bake some bread? I've always heard that pussy's are quite yeasty. Sourdough anyone?
You damn skippy! She is a 5'3" firecracker and the reference was meant as a sincere compliment!
By #291618 at 31,Oct,12 14:47
my cock
By #313314 at 31,Oct,12 13:18
Perhaps all those that have been displaced due to hurricane sandy can be placed inside your pussy? Or if not maybe you can rent out some space to host the next super bowl.
Alternately, how about a series of progressively SMALLER pussies? It could be like a Russian Nesting Vagina!
Again and again. Then I could leave you some cum.
That is the best thing to put in a pussy. COCK.
The obvious answer is COCK. My cock. All of it, long,hard, and fast.
Then I would pull it out, then shove it back in, and so on until I filled you with cum.
Or would you rather have a cucumber?