Started by #480379 at 20,Dec,14 15:50
 | Santa owes me a girl! He should have sent me one on last Christmas Eve! So I don't hope he stands me up again, does he? If I couldn't date a pretty girl the coming day, he would do me a blowjob, I swear! |
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Comments:By #485312 at 10,May,15 14:43
 | prick never brings me a foot long cock either, someone should sack him and fuck his wife while hes out *lix* |
By leopoldij at 23,May,15 07:29 other posts of leopoldij
 | He's not married |
By t-rex at 22,Dec,14 12:48 other posts of t-rex
 | I will always believe he DOES EXIST !!!  |
By jayman73 at 21,Dec,14 00:29 other posts of jayman73
 | You and me both. |
By #474162 at 20,Dec,14 16:06
 | Santa owes me a 2015 Chevy Camaro, and a 6+ figure salary; but he doesn't exist. |
By bella! at 20,Dec,14 16:44 other posts of bella!
 | Ha! I was daydreaming and talking about a Camaro yesterday....... |