Recent Posts of member Skittles


A thread for INAPPROPRIATE JOKES- 25,Nov,19 12:07
Popeye's Chicken Sandwich !! 18,Nov,19 12:07
Weak/feeble minded members that ban on here 18,Nov,19 09:20
A thread for Cunts- Called a cunt, are a cunt, should be a cunt etc 08,Nov,19 13:14
Life without TwoWams--- the Saggy Granny 03,Nov,19 22:03
Doyalson's Best Broad- Lix!!! 15,Oct,19 10:45
A Safe Room for Site Snowflakes 12,Oct,19 11:16
TwoWarmtts2- Profile and name for sale! 11,Oct,19 12:50
It pays to be a winner! Trump!!! 09,Oct,19 12:20
TwoWarmtts2- Grassed or deleted? 01,Oct,19 14:04
Alberta- It just sounds like it sucks ass 21,Sep,19 12:06
Best SYC Conspiracy Theories 10,Sep,19 12:36
Should Indians even be allowed on this site? 06,Sep,19 14:31
The Saggy Granny- Twowarmstts2 aka Hotpussy 12,Aug,19 16:07
Gang of Cunts- the 1 percenters 04,Jun,19 20:55
It is True 31,Dec,18 01:01
The Anti-Mila Foundation of 2018 20,Oct,18 14:31
Members you WISH would go missing- Please list 17,Oct,18 15:53


By Skittles at 08,Dec,19 11:05

By Skittles at 08,Dec,19 10:48
Good thing here in NYC we are known for taking care of the crazies so well... De Blasio's ThriveNYC is a fucking joke. More progressive failings...

By Skittles at 08,Dec,19 10:45
Because it was the anniversary of Pearl Harbor... and Ken did it!!

By Skittles at 07,Dec,19 09:30
Women polled on this site, like it the most when Bjuk leaves the chatroom

By Skittles at 07,Dec,19 09:27

By Skittles at 07,Dec,19 09:26

By Skittles at 07,Dec,19 09:17
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This old battle axe has to be related to TwoWarms

The Big Apple’s loathed “Spitting Lady of 77th Street” — a homeless woman who has doused locals with saliva for years — is up to her filthy antics again, this time on the subway.

A disgusted straphanger riding an A train to Manhattan on Friday morning took photos of a woman who resembled Hilda Barrion — the Upper East Side’s infamous spitter — and complained she was rubbing used tissues on the rails.

Full article in the link.

By Skittles at 07,Dec,19 09:12
lollolBjuka! He needs to expand past ONLY eating Domino's

TwoWarms- her trailer has too many other bad smells in it. This would actually be an improvement!

By Skittles at 06,Dec,19 10:27
Bjuk, were you member 95836??

By Skittles at 06,Dec,19 07:59

By Skittles at 05,Dec,19 11:08

By Skittles at 05,Dec,19 10:27
is sneaking out and leaving her in the middle of the night an option? Asking for another member..

By Skittles at 05,Dec,19 10:25
A black man, a white guy, and Bjuka are standing on the roof of a 40 story building arguing about who has the biggest cock. Only one way to find out says the white guy- Let's pull out our cocks and hang the over the side of the roof. Whoever hangs the lowest wins!

Bjuka- I am not over the railing

White guy- I got down to the 15th floor!

They look over at the black guy and he is jumping up and down. White guy says, what the fuck are you doing mate?

Black- guy, I am dodging traffic!!!

By Skittles at 05,Dec,19 10:22
Bjuka walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and a salami under his arm, and the bartender says..

By Skittles at 04,Dec,19 14:40
Crime would be down... because they all keep legalizing felonies...

By Skittles at 04,Dec,19 14:39
a Puerto Rican, Black, and an Indian are in a car. Who is driving?

The police!

By Skittles at 04,Dec,19 14:38

By Skittles at 04,Dec,19 14:38

By Skittles at 03,Dec,19 13:48
has anyone seen big-balled-artist?

By Skittles at 03,Dec,19 13:45
Sen. Kamala Harris is reportedly planning to drop out of the 2020 Democratic primary on Tuesday, according to reporters at The Atlantic and Politico.

This comes after multiple news reports detailing friction and an internal revolt among Harris' campaign staffers.

A total loser and should have never been in the race to begin with!

By Skittles at 03,Dec,19 12:43
Well, if you have second thoughts JeffinKS can help glue it back on

By Skittles at 03,Dec,19 11:08
Scorps- agree! Fuck that mother fucker up! That's the problem these days. Cunts act up without fear of bearing tuned up.

By Skittles at 03,Dec,19 08:24
go visit Chernobyl

By Skittles at 03,Dec,19 08:22
Talk5 is a left wing radical living in San Fran... he votes for the Dem party and look at how well CA is doing!

By Skittles at 03,Dec,19 08:13
Political correctness is fake

By Skittles at 03,Dec,19 08:12
Fakes voting for their sensitive egos! Vote no and get banned!

By Skittles at 03,Dec,19 08:11
Bella, what did you do to pass the time ???

By Skittles at 03,Dec,19 08:10

By Skittles at 03,Dec,19 08:08
Good thing they are calling in liberal professors to sort this all out! Collusion!

By Skittles at 02,Dec,19 13:29
No saggy grannies!!

By Skittles at 01,Dec,19 11:31
The Newsweek reporter who was fired after writing an inaccurate article about President Trump's Thanksgiving Day plans is deflecting some of the blame onto her editor.

Newsweek initially published the article Thursday morning, before the president's trip to Afghanistan was announced publicly. The story's initial headline was, “How is Trump spending Thanksgiving? Tweeting, golfing and more.”

Kwong told the Washington Examiner that she was assigned to write a story on what Trump was doing on Thanksgiving. The next day, Kwong reached out to the editor on duty and relayed the president's latest actions, after which the story was published. When the president's trip to Afghanistan was announced, that editor then decided to assign another reporter to write a new story about it but neglected to update Kwong's original piece in a timely manner.

The story, which received backlash from both the president and Donald Trump Jr., was updated hours later with a new headline, a note at the bottom of the story, and the angle of the piece was changed to focus on the president's trip.

The new headline reads, “How is Trump spending Thanksgiving? Tweeting, golfing — and surprising U.S. troops in Afghanistan," while the note at the end of the story reads, "This story has been substantially updated and edited at 6:17 p.m. EST to reflect the president's surprise trip to Afghanistan. Additional reporting by James Crowley."

Kwong apologized on social media for the story saying it was "an honest mistake" and added that the story had been updated, and she had deleted a tweet about the original story.

“Newsweek investigated the failures that led to the publication of the inaccurate report that President Trump spent Thanksgiving tweeting and golfing rather than visiting troops in Afghanistan," a Newsweek representative previously told the Washington Examiner. "The story has been corrected, and the journalist responsible has been terminated. We will continue to review our processes and, if required, take further action.”

Newsweek did not answer additional questions about the editor's status with the outlet or if they would face any consequences over the publication of the story.

Newsweek is toilet paper.

More Fake News from left wing nut jobs

By Skittles at 01,Dec,19 11:26
Another rat snuffed out then!

By Skittles at 01,Dec,19 11:24
About as honest and transparent as this fake impeachment BS

By Skittles at 30,Nov,19 21:05
Another muppet that just rants out... without any substance. Fuck off penis-misterfuck up

By Skittles at 29,Nov,19 09:45
Post the attack/outrage! I don't see it!

By Skittles at 28,Nov,19 10:03
I never said I wrote it fucktard. Now, go crawl back up and return to Bella's taint.

Like most Canadians, you suffer from a YUGE inferiority complex.

By Skittles at 26,Nov,19 12:01
A young man is invited to Thanksgiving dinner at his girlfriend's parent's house so that they can meet him.

They've been together a while but haven't had sex yet.

His girlfriend tells him that after he meets her parents they can "get intimate". So in preparation, he decides to get some condoms at the local drugstore.

As this will be his first time, he doesn't know anything about condoms and so he asks the pharmacist what he should buy.

The pharmacist explains all about the differences between the brands and after a long chat the boy decides on a large box of "ribbed for her pleasure".

The time comes for the Thanksgiving dinner and the young couple are seated at the dinner table with the girl's parents.

The girl is surprised to see the boy has his head bowed down apparently deep in prayer.
She whispers to him, "I didn't know you were so religious!"

He whispers back, "I didn't know your father was a pharmacist."

By Skittles at 26,Nov,19 10:42
In TwoWarms city, what do divorces and tornadoes have in common?

Either way, someone is going to lose a trailer.

By Skittles at 26,Nov,19 10:28
How do you know if a Chinese person robs your house?
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the fucker is still trying to back out of your driveway.

If it is Ken... you are getting a D on that homework, your computer is now filled with porn spam, and your cat is pregnant...

By Skittles at 26,Nov,19 10:26
What’s the difference between a Indian man and his girlfriend?
His girlfriend has a higher sperm count.


By Skittles at 26,Nov,19 10:24
What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair?


By Skittles at 25,Nov,19 22:29

By Skittles at 25,Nov,19 22:24
Bjuka- response required here!

By Skittles at 25,Nov,19 22:23
Will NEVER reach the Senate.. they are too scared!

By Skittles at 25,Nov,19 13:49
Schiff is a fluffer!

House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff (D-Calif.) said on Sunday that the facts in the impeachment inquiry are "not contested" but that he has not yet personally decided where he stands in terms of supporting the impeachment of President Trump.

Schiff, who has led the probe, said on CNN's "State of the Union" that the "facts" are "not contested." He said there is overwhelming evidence based on testimony from various fact witnesses that backs allegations that Trump solicited foreign interference in the 2020 election.

But Schiff would not go as far as to say he supports impeachment.

"I want to discuss this with my constituents and colleagues before I make a final judgment on this," Schiff said.

CNN's Jake Tapper asked Schiff how he has not yet come to a conclusion if he believes there are overwhelming facts that back his position.

Translation: If he had the smoking gun he would have pulled the trigger... but he has also gone too far and can't back out. What a fucking joke!

By Skittles at 25,Nov,19 12:18
Schiff is back peddling.... says there is "ironclad evidence" but won't commit to impeachment all the sudden!

By Skittles at 25,Nov,19 12:07
After sixty years, a Rabbi decides to retire. Taking the box of foreskins he has collected over the years of doing circumcisions, he goes to a leather goods manufacturer and says to the man, "Can you do anything with these?"

The man says, "No problem, come back in two weeks."

After two weeks the rabbi returns to the shop, and is presented with a wallet. In total dismay, he says to the craftsman, "After sixty years, the best you can do is a wallet?"

The man replies, "Don't worry, just rub it a few times and it will grow into a suitcase."

By Skittles at 25,Nov,19 10:37
The last time I heard of snowflakes the size of Oreos was when a member reported seeing TwoWarm's cunny hair dandruff

By Skittles at 25,Nov,19 10:35
Better this weekend than on Thanksgiving!

By Skittles at 24,Nov,19 09:39

I heard MySpace is still running their site. A good place for weak cunts, muppets, and fuck ups.