Pftt! Shows what YOU know, lady.
Unicorns are fuckin' mystical and magical creatures, not just "fancy dancy" horses.
We crap gawdamn RAINBOWS for crying out loud!
Unicorns smell like sunshine and ROYGBIV, dammit!
Besides...roses are highly overrated...
Unicorns are fuckin' mystical and magical creatures, not just "fancy dancy" horses.
We crap gawdamn RAINBOWS for crying out loud!
Unicorns smell like sunshine and ROYGBIV, dammit!
Besides...roses are highly overrated...
BTW, Happy Father's Day to you!