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QUESTIONABLE STUFF 😵‍💫 13,Aug,23 11:15
A SINCERE APOLOGY 21,Nov,22 01:58
JUST ASK JustWill! 07,Aug,21 06:38
THE NEW NORMAL...? 12,Feb,21 09:36
A SINCERE APOLOGY TO huxley999 06,Sep,20 00:31
SITE VILLAINS! 14,Sep,19 16:25
WORD OF THE DAY.....IN A SONG 12,Jan,19 08:36
STUFF, JUST STUFF 20,May,18 22:36
RANDOM STUFF..... 04,Dec,17 02:53
* SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT SOMEONE * 31,May,17 04:53
MEMBER'S ANNIVERSARIES 28,Jul,16 18:51
RANDOM BULLSHIT.......DUMPSTER EDITION! 29,Oct,14 17:08
FRIENDS OF BASQUE9 30,Sep,13 00:16
gaydude65 23,Sep,13 17:06
AND THE WINNER IS.........!!!!!!! 03,Aug,13 18:55
WHAT DO YOU THINK......?? 27,Jul,13 19:50
GREAT SONGS/GREAT LYRICS 22,Jun,13 18:32
RANDOM BULLSHIT 02,Apr,13 22:51
fairydust........ 22,Mar,13 01:16
ARE YOU IRISH ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY? 15,Mar,13 17:17

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By bella! at 02,Mar,26 05:50
Nice!



By bella! at 02,Mar,26 05:13
The word for Monday, March 2, MARCH



By bella! at 02,Mar,26 05:07
Bump1



By bella! at 02,Mar,26 03:04
The Four Seasons, RAG DOLL

Ooh, ooh
Ah, Rag doll ooh, ooh
Rag doll, ooh

(Hand me down)
When she was just a kid her clothes were hand-me-downs
(Hand me down)
They always laughed at her when she came into town

Called her Rag Doll
Little Rag Doll
Such a pretty face
Should be dressed in lace

Ooh, ooh
Ah, Rag doll ooh, ooh
Rag doll, ooh

(Shag rag doll)
I'd change her sad rags into GLAD rags if I could
(If I could)
My folks won't let me cause they say that she's no good

She's a rag doll
Such a rag doll
Though I love her so
I can't let her know

Ooh ooh
Ah, Rag doll
I love you just the way you are
Oh, Rag Doll, ooh
Oh, Rag Doll, ooh



By bella! at 02,Mar,26 03:02
Rod Stewart, HANDBAGS AND GLADRAGS

Ever seen a blind man cross the road
Trying to make the other side?
Ever seen a young girl growing old
Trying to make herself a bride?

So what becomes of you my love
When they have finally stripped you of
The handbags and the GLAD-rags
That your granddad had to sweat so you could buy?
Baby

Once I was a young man
And all I thought I had to do was smile
You are still a young girl
And you bought everything in style
Listen

But once you think you're in, you're out
'Cause you don't mean a single thing without
The handbags and the GLAD-rags
That your granddad had to sweat so you could buy
Ooh

Sing a song of six-pence for your sake
And take a bottle full of rye
Four and twenty blackbirds in a cake
And bake them all in a pie

They told me you missed school today
So what I suggest you just throw them all away
The handbags and the GLAD-rags
That your poor old granddad had to sweat to buy
Oh, whoa

They told me you missed school today
So I suggest you just throw them all away
The handbags and the GLAD-rags
That your poor old granddad had to sweat to buy ya, baby
Bye, bye



By bella! at 02,Mar,26 02:56
Hey, Hi, and thanks for joining us!

Gosh, yesterday we lost a seasoned contributor and today, you, a relatively new member, decided to join us…… I thank you, we thank you and hope that you will choose to return and enjoy the fun!

As you probably can see, this thread has almost 30k in posts and in an attempt to keep it “orderly” we kindly ask anyone choosing to post to attach their contribution(s) to the original post or one of the preceding posters, this can be achieved by using the “Reply” option located in the lower right corner of any post. By doing that, that keeps entries organized because we certainly do not want to have posts getting “lost in the sauce”.

Thanks for your anticipated cooperation, we look forward to seeing you tomorrow!



By bella! at 01,Mar,26 05:07
Good for YOU!

It’s about time that ANNOYING LITTLE ASSWIPE got a taste of his own medicine!



By bella! at 01,Mar,26 05:02
The Beatles, HERE COMES THE SUN

Here comes the sun, doo-doo-doo-doo, here comes the sun
And I say it's all right

Little DARLING, it's been a long cold lonely winter
Little DARLING, it feels like years since it's been here

Here comes the sun, doo-doo-doo-doo, here comes the sun
And I say it's all right

Little DARLING, the smiles returning to the faces
Little DARLING, it seems like years since it's been here

Here comes the sun, doo-doo-doo-doo, here comes the sun
And I say it's all right

Sun, sun, sun, here it comes
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes

Little DARLING, I feel that ice is slowly melting
Little DARLING, it seems like years since it's been clear

Here comes the sun, doo-doo-doo-doo, here comes the sun
And I say it's all right

Here comes the sun, doo-doo-doo-doo, here comes the sun
It's all right
It's all right



By bella! at 01,Mar,26 04:57
The Tokens, THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT

Weeheeheehee, dee heeheeheehee, weeoh aweem away
Weeheeheehee, dee heeheeheehee, weeoh aweem away

A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh

In the jungle, the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight
In the jungle, the quiet jungle
The lion sleeps tonight, ho, ho!

Weeheeheehee, dee heeheeheehee, weeoh aweem away
(A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh)
(A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh)
Weeheeheehee, dee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away
(A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh)
(A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh)

Near the village, the peaceful village
The lion sleeps tonight
Near the village, the quiet village
The lion sleeps tonight, ho, ho!

Weeheeheehee, dee heeheeheehee, weeoh aweem away
(A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh)
(A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh)
Rrrrrr, lalalaba, weeoh aweem away
(A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh)
(A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh)

Hush, my DARLING, don't fear, my DARLING
The lion sleeps tonight
Hush, my DARLING, don't fear, my DARLING
The lion sleeps tonight, ho, ho!

Whoa, whoa, whoa; whoa, whoa, whoa; whoa, whoa, aweem away
(A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh)
(A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh)
Weeheeheehee, dee heeheeheehee, weeoh aweem away
(A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh)
(A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh)

Weeheeheehee, dee heeheeheehee, weeoh aweem away
Weeheeheehee, dee heeheeheehee, weeoh aweem away
Weeheeheehee, dee heeheeheehee, weeoh aweem away



By bella! at 28,Feb,26 23:31
Oh, NO! You? Those gifts are a declaration of war!



By bella! at 28,Feb,26 21:39
Jamie, it’s a private picture, who “gifted” FREDDY with all those wonderful gifts?



By bella! at 28,Feb,26 14:25
More distasteful humor. Enjoy!

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By bella! at 28,Feb,26 14:25
More inappropriate jokes.

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By bella! at 28,Feb,26 14:23
Well, let’s revive this dormant thread…..

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By bella! at 28,Feb,26 14:17
This YouTuber has some funny jokes, distasteful but nonetheless funny!

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By bella! at 28,Feb,26 03:17
Frank Sinatra, MY WAY

And now, the end is near
And so I face the final curtain
My friend, I'll say it clear
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain
I've lived a life that's full
I traveled each and every highway
And more, much more than this, I did it my WAY

Regrets, I've had a few
But then again, too few to mention
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exemption
I planned each charted course
Each careful step along the byway
And more, much more than this, I did it my WAY

Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew
But through it all, when there was doubt
I ate it up and spit it out
I faced it all and I stood tall and did it my WAY

I've loved, I've laughed and cried
I've had my fill, my share of losing
And now, as tears subside
I find it all so amusing
To think I did all that
And may I say, not in a shy WAY
Oh, no, oh, no, not me, I did it my WAY

For what is a man, what has he got?
If not himself, then he has naught
To say the things he truly feels
And not the words of one who kneels
The record shows
I took the blows
And did it my WAY

Yes, it was my WAY



By bella! at 28,Feb,26 03:14
Supertramp, TAKE THE LONG WAY HOME

So you think you're a Romeo
You're playing a part in a picture-show
Well, take the long WAY home
Take the long WAY home

'Cause you're the joke of the neighbourhood
Why should you care if you're feeling good?
Well, take the long WAY home
Take the long WAY home

There are times that you feel you're part of the scenery
All the greenery
Is comin' down, boy
And then your wife seems to think you're part of the furniture
Oh, it's peculiar
She used to be so nice

When lonely days turn to lonely nights
You take a trip to the city lights
And take the long WAY home
Take the long WAY home

You never see what you wanna see
Forever playing to the gallery
You take the long WAY home
Take the long WAY home

And when you're up on the stage, it's so unbelievable
Oh, unforgettable
How they adore you
But then your wife seems to think you're losing your sanity
Oh, calamity
Or is there no WAY out?
Oh yeah!

Does it feel that your life's become a catastrophe?
Oh, it has to be
For you to grow, boy
When you look through the years and see what you could have been
Oh, what you might have been
If you would have more time

So when the day comes to settle down
Who's to blame if you're not around?
You took the long way home
You took the long way home

You took the long WAY home
Do it again
You took the long WAY home
You took the long WAY home
Oh, yah!
You took the long WAY home
You took the long WAY home
Ooh, yeah
You took the long WAY home

Aah, aah, aah, aah
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Aah, aah, aah, aah

Long WAY home
Long WAY home
Long WAY home
Long WAY home
Long WAY home
Long WAY home
Long WAY home



By bella! at 28,Feb,26 03:04
Sadly, it appears that Cenozoic has deleted his profile. So sad to see him go!



By bella! at 27,Feb,26 02:41
David Lee Roth, JUST A GIGOLO/I AIN’T GOT NOBODY

I'm JUST a gigolo and everywhere I go
People know the part I'm playing
Paid for every dance, selling each romance
Ooh, and they're sayin'

There will come a day when youth will pass away
What will they say about me?
When the end comes, I know
They was JUST the gigolos
Life goes on without me

I'm JUST a gigolo and everywhere I go
People know the part Dave's playing
Paid for every dance, selling each romance
Ooh, what they're sayin'

There will come a day when youth will pass away
What will they say about me?
When the end comes, I know
They was JUST a gigolo
Life goes on without me, 'cause

I ain't got nobody
Nobody cares for me, nobody
Nobody cares for me
I'm so sad and lonely
Sad and lonely, sad and lonely
Won't some sweet mama come and take a chance with me?
'Cause I ain't so bad

Better love me, babe
Sad and lonesome, all of the time
Even on the beat, on the, on the, on the beat
Bop, boze-de-boze-de-bop, se-de-bop

I ain't got nobody
Nobody cares for me, nobody
Nobody, hey, say

Feelin' so sad and lonesome

Ain't got nobody
Woohoo, sad and lonesome
Need love
Humala bebuhla zeebuhla boobuhla
Humala bebuhla zeebuhla bop

I ain't got nobody
Nobody, nobody cares for me, nobody, nobody
I'm so sad and lonely
Sad and lonely, sad and lonely
Won't some sweet mama come and take a chance with me?
'Cause I ain't so bad

Been a lonely soul
Been lonesome all of the time
Even on the beat
Johnny, Johnny on the beat
Need a long tall darling, mama
David said he got nobody I loves

Ain't got nobody (nobody), nobody (nobody)
Nobody (nobody), nobody (nobody)
No one (no one), no one (no one)
Loop-de-loop (loop-de-loop)
Darling, darling (darling, darling)
Getting serious (getting serious)
Got to see the walls (got to see the walls)
Over there (over there)
Nobody (nobody), not no one (not no one)
Nobody (nobody), nobody (nobody)
Nobody (nobody), nobody (nobody)
Nobody (nobody)
Nobody cares for me



By bella! at 26,Feb,26 17:03
Thank you for the suggestion, I honestly didn’t know there was a chocolate Bailey’s !



By bella! at 26,Feb,26 05:28
Cartoons based on REAL PEOPLE! Whodah thunk that Popeye was the real deal?

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By bella! at 26,Feb,26 04:39
The word for Thursday, February 26, JUST



By bella! at 26,Feb,26 02:50
Glad you were able to figure out what that gibberish was that I posted!



By bella! at 26,Feb,26 02:49
Really?



By bella! at 25,Feb,26 18:36
Someone got BUTTHURT, really? It couldn’t be Freddy because he proudly asserts that he doesn’t blacklist anyone!



By bella! at 25,Feb,26 17:23
Conceited? Probably just over confident and borderline stupid. He’s young, only 21. He’s been here a short time and no one has added him as a “friend” and 3 members have already blacklisted him for the following reasons;

1. Trolling


2. Messaged just to tell me i was ugly (?) rude and dumb 0/10


3. Annoying



By bella! at 25,Feb,26 17:14
dgraff, me too! How are you drinking Baileys, by itself or lack me I am, in coffee?



By bella! at 25,Feb,26 15:56
Thank YOU!



By bella! at 25,Feb,26 08:57
Evanescence, BRING ME TO LIFE

How can you see into my eyes like open doors?
Leading you down into my core where I've become so numb
Without a soul my spirit's sleeping somewhere cold
Until you find it there and lead it back home

(Wake me up)
Wake me up INSIDE
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up INSIDE
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become

Now that I know what I'm without
You can't just leave me
Breathe into me and make me real
Bring me to life

(Wake me up)
Wake me up INSIDE
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up INSIDE
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become

Bring me to life
(I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside)
Bring me to life

Frozen inside without your touch
Without your love, darling
Only you are the life among the dead

All this time I can't believe I couldn't see
Kept in the dark but you were there in front of me
I've been sleeping a thousand years it seems
Got to open my eyes to everything
Without a thought, without a voice, without a soul
Don't let me die here
There must be something more
Bring me to life

(Wake me up)
Wake me up INSIDE
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up INSIDE
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become

Bring me to life
(I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside)
Bring me to life


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By bella! at 25,Feb,26 08:52
Diana Ross, UPSIDE DOWN

I said upside down
You're turning me
You're giving love instinctively
Around and round you're turning me

Upside down
Boy, you turn me
INSIDE out
And round and round
Upside down
Boy, you turn me
INSIDE out
And round and round

Instinctively you give to me
The love that I need
I cherish the moments with you
Respectfully I say to thee
I'm aware that you're cheatin'
When no one makes me feel like you do

Upside down
Boy, you turn me
INSIDE out
And round and round
Upside down
Boy, you turn me
INSIDE out
And round and round

I know you got charm and appeal
You always play the field
I'm crazy to think you're all mine
As long as the sun continues to shine
There's a place in my heart for you
That's the bottomline

Upside down
Boy, you turn me
INSIDE out
And round and round
Upside down
Boy, you turn me
INSIDE out
And round and round

Instinctively you give to me
The love that I need
I cherish the moment with you
Respectfully I see to thee
I'm aware that you're cheatin'
But no one makes me feel like you do

Upside down
Boy, you turn me
INSIDE out
And round, round
Upside down
Boy, you turn me
INSIDE out
And round and round

Upside down
Boy, you turn me
INSIDE out
And round and round
Upside down
Boy, you turn me
INSIDE out
And round, round

Upside down you're turning me
You're giving love instinctively
Around and round you're turning me
I say to thee respectfully

Upside down you're turning me
You're giving love instinctively
Around and round you're turning me
I say to thee respectfully

I said a upside down you're turning me
You're giving love instinctively
Around and round you're turning me
I say to thee respectfully

Upside down you're turning me



By bella! at 25,Feb,26 06:32
Mr. Mister, BROKEN WINGS

Baby, don't understand
Why we can't just hold on to each others' hands
This time might be the last, I fear
Unless I make it all too clear
I need you so, ohh

TAKE these broken wings
And learn to fly again
Learn to live so free
When we hear the voices sing
The book of love will open up and let us in
TAKE these broken wings

Baby, I think tonight
We can take what was wrong and make it right, mmm
Baby, it's all I know
That you're half of the flesh
And blood that makes me whole
I need you so

So TAKE these broken wings
And learn to fly again
Learn to live so free
And when we hear the voices sing
The book of love will open up and let us in

TAKE these broken wings
You've got to learn to fly
Learn to live and love so free
And when we hear the voices sing
The book of love will open up and let us in, yeah, yeah

Let us in
Let us in

Baby, it's all I know
That you're half of the flesh
And blood that makes me whole
Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah

So TAKE these broken wings
And learn to fly again
Learn to live so free
And when we hear the voices sing
The book of love will open up and let us in

TAKE these broken wings
You've got to learn to fly
Learn to live and love so free
And when we hear the voices sing
The book of love will open up for us and let us in, yeah yeah
Yeah yeah
Ooh



By bella! at 24,Feb,26 15:40
I think Arieff Yong is funny as all get out, he especially enjoys taking jabs at the “civility” and “behavior” of the Brits. Here’s a short video on how to say “fuck you”.

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By bella! at 24,Feb,26 13:33
Is this really an indicator of what New York City is really like?

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By bella! at 24,Feb,26 13:23
Oh, my! CK123 doesn’t have any idea who you are!



By bella! at 24,Feb,26 05:39
The word for Tuesday, February 24, TAKE



By bella! at 23,Feb,26 04:28
The word for Monday, February 23, PAIN



By bella! at 23,Feb,26 04:12
I’m curious, since the original poster is no longer here and this particular thread was written 16 years ago, just who are you responding to?



By bella! at 23,Feb,26 04:03
JA? WHO is JA?



By bella! at 22,Feb,26 21:24
This is freaking WILD!!!

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By bella! at 21,Feb,26 15:26
Journey, DON’T STOP BELIEVIN’

Just a small-town girl
Livin' in a lonely world
She took the midnight TRAIN goin' anywhere

Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight TRAIN goin' anywhere

A singer in a smokey room
The smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on, and on, and on

Strangers waiting
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching in the night

Streetlight people
Livin' just to find emotion
Hidin' somewhere in the night

Workin' hard to get my fill
Everybody wants a thrill
Payin' anything to roll the dice just one more time

Some will win, some will lose
Some were born to sing the blues
Oh, the movie never ends
It goes on and on, and on, and on

Strangers waiting
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching in the night

Streetlight people
Livin' just to find emotion
Hidin' somewhere in the night

Don't stop believin'
Hold on to that feelin'
Streetlight people

Don't stop believin'
Hold on
Streetlight people

Don't stop believin'
Hold on to that feelin'
Streetlight people



By bella! at 21,Feb,26 15:18
Dude, you pinched MY tune!



By bella! at 20,Feb,26 10:56
Heart, MAGIC MAN

Cold late night so long ago
When I was not so strong you know
A pretty man came to me
Never seen eyes so blue
You know, I could not run away
It seemed we'd seen each other in a dream
It seemed like he knew me
He looked right through me, yeah

"Come on home, girl" he said with a smile
"You don't have to love me yet
Let's get high awhile
But try to UNDERSTAND
Try to UNDERSTAND
Try try try to UNDERSTAND
I'm a magic man"

Winter nights we sang in tune
Played inside the months of moon
Never think of never
Let this spell last forever
Well, summer lover passed to fall
Tried to realized it all
Mama says she's a worried
Growing up in a hurry, yeah

"Come on home, girl" mama cried on the phone
"Too soon to lose my baby yet my girl should be at home!"
"But try to UNDERSTAND, try to UNDERSTAND
Try try try to UNDERSTAND
He's a magic man, mama, ahhh
He's a magic man"

"Come on home, girl" he said with a smile
"I cast my spell of love on you a woman from a child
But try to UNDERSTAND
Try to UNDERSTAND, oh, oh-ho
Try, try to UNDERSTAND
Try try try to UNDERSTAND
He's a magic man" aww yeah
He got the magic hands!"

Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh ...

"Come on home, girl" he said with a smile
"You don't have to love me yet
Let's get high awhile
But try to UNDERSTAND
Try to UNDERSTAND
Try try try to UNDERSTAND
He's a magic man." Yeah oh-oh



By bella! at 19,Feb,26 22:33
Sir Mix-A-Lot, BABY GOT BACK

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. [scoff]
She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? [scoff]
They only talk to her, because, she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like, out there, I mean— gross. Look!
She's just so... black!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot:]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to WARN me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!
(LA face with Oakland booty)
(LA face with Oakland booty)

[Sir Mix-a-Lot:]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneed bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna [moan]
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! (Yeah!) Ladies! (Yeah)
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes (Yeah!)
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin' to do with my selection.
36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

[Sir Mix-a-Lot:]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sister, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to diss
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!
Baby got back!

(Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]



By bella! at 19,Feb,26 03:56
The word for Thursday, February 19, WARN



By bella! at 18,Feb,26 08:29
An interesting theory why some men snore that sleep on their back.

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By bella! at 17,Feb,26 05:25
The word for Tuesday, February 17, HARM



By bella! at 16,Feb,26 10:09
James Gang, WALK AWAY

Taking my time
Choosin' my line
Tryin' to decide what to do
Looks like my stop
Don't wanna get off
Got myself hung up on you

Seems to me
You don't want to talk about it
Seems to me
You just turn your pretty head and walk away

Places I've known
Things that I'm growin'
Don't taste the same without you
I got myself in
The worst MESS I've been
And I find myself startin' ta doubt you

Seems to me
Talk all night, here comes the mornin'
Seems to me
You just forget what we said
And greet the day

Seems to me
You don't wanna talk about it
Seems to me
You just turn your pretty head and walk away

I've got ta cool myself down
Stompin' around
Thinkin' some words I can't name ya
Meet ya half way
Got nothin' to say
Still I don't s'pose I can blame ya

Seems to me
You don't want to talk about it
Seems to me
You just turn your pretty head and walk away

Walk away



By bella! at 16,Feb,26 06:03
The word for Monday, February 17, MESS
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Ooops…..Monday was the 16th.



By bella! at 16,Feb,26 06:02
Elvin Bishop, FOOLED AROUND AND FELL IN LOVE

I must have been through about a million girls
I'd love 'em then I'd leave them alone
I didn't care how much they cried, no sir
Their tears left me cold as a stone

But then I FOOLED around and fell in love
I FOOLED around and fell in love
I FOOLED around and fell in love
I FOOLED around and fell in love

It used to be when I'd see a girl that I liked
I'd get out my book and write down her name
But when the grass got a little greener on the other side
I'd just tear out that page

But then I fooled around and fell in love
I fooled around and fell in love
Since I met you, baby
I fooled around and fell in love
I fooled around and fell in love
Yes I did

But I've been stung [?] this time, baby
And guess what?
I'm in love
I'm in love
Lord have mercy

Free, on my own, that's the way it used to be
But since I met you, baby
Love's got a hold on me
Fooled around and fell in love
I fooled around and fell in love
I fooled around and fell in love
I fooled around and fell in love
Yes, I did
I fooled around and fell in love
I fooled around and fell in love
Yes, I did
I fooled around, fooled around, fooled around
And fell in love



By bella! at 15,Feb,26 03:14
Neil Diamond, SWEET CAROLINE

Where it began
I can't begin to knowin'
But then I know it's growin' strong

Was in the spring
And spring became the summer
Who'd have believed you'd come along

Hands, touchin' hands
Reachin' out, touchin' me, touchin' you

SWEET Caroline
Good times never seemed so good
I've been inclined
To believe they never would
But now I...

...look at the night
And it don't seem so lonely
We fill it up with only two

And when I hurt
Hurtin' runs off my shoulders
How can I hurt when holdin' you?

Warm, touchin' warm
Reachin' out, touchin' me, touchin' you

SWEET Caroline
Good times never seemed so good
I've been inclined
To believe they never would
Oh, no, no

SWEET Caroline
Good times never seemed so good
SWEET Caroline
I believed they never could

SWEET Caroline
Good times never seemed so good