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The word for Monday, March 2, MARCH ![]() |
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The Four Seasons, RAG DOLL
Ooh, ooh Ah, Rag doll ooh, ooh Rag doll, ooh (Hand me down) When she was just a kid her clothes were hand-me-downs (Hand me down) They always laughed at her when she came into town Called her Rag Doll Little Rag Doll Such a pretty face Should be dressed in lace Ooh, ooh Ah, Rag doll ooh, ooh Rag doll, ooh (Shag rag doll) I'd change her sad rags into GLAD rags if I could (If I could) My folks won't let me cause they say that she's no good She's a rag doll Such a rag doll Though I love her so I can't let her know Ooh ooh Ah, Rag doll I love you just the way you are Oh, Rag Doll, ooh Oh, Rag Doll, ooh |
Rod Stewart, HANDBAGS AND GLADRAGS
Ever seen a blind man cross the road Trying to make the other side? Ever seen a young girl growing old Trying to make herself a bride? So what becomes of you my love When they have finally stripped you of The handbags and the GLAD-rags That your granddad had to sweat so you could buy? Baby Once I was a young man And all I thought I had to do was smile You are still a young girl And you bought everything in style Listen But once you think you're in, you're out 'Cause you don't mean a single thing without The handbags and the GLAD-rags That your granddad had to sweat so you could buy Ooh Sing a song of six-pence for your sake And take a bottle full of rye Four and twenty blackbirds in a cake And bake them all in a pie They told me you missed school today So what I suggest you just throw them all away The handbags and the GLAD-rags That your poor old granddad had to sweat to buy Oh, whoa They told me you missed school today So I suggest you just throw them all away The handbags and the GLAD-rags That your poor old granddad had to sweat to buy ya, baby Bye, bye |
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Good for YOU! It’s about time that ANNOYING LITTLE ASSWIPE got a taste of his own medicine! |
The Beatles, HERE COMES THE SUN
Here comes the sun, doo-doo-doo-doo, here comes the sun And I say it's all right Little DARLING, it's been a long cold lonely winter Little DARLING, it feels like years since it's been here Here comes the sun, doo-doo-doo-doo, here comes the sun And I say it's all right Little DARLING, the smiles returning to the faces Little DARLING, it seems like years since it's been here Here comes the sun, doo-doo-doo-doo, here comes the sun And I say it's all right Sun, sun, sun, here it comes Sun, sun, sun, here it comes Sun, sun, sun, here it comes Sun, sun, sun, here it comes Sun, sun, sun, here it comes Little DARLING, I feel that ice is slowly melting Little DARLING, it seems like years since it's been clear Here comes the sun, doo-doo-doo-doo, here comes the sun And I say it's all right Here comes the sun, doo-doo-doo-doo, here comes the sun It's all right It's all right |
The Tokens, THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT
Weeheeheehee, dee heeheeheehee, weeoh aweem away Weeheeheehee, dee heeheeheehee, weeoh aweem away A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh In the jungle, the mighty jungle The lion sleeps tonight In the jungle, the quiet jungle The lion sleeps tonight, ho, ho! Weeheeheehee, dee heeheeheehee, weeoh aweem away (A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh) (A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh) Weeheeheehee, dee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away (A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh) (A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh) Near the village, the peaceful village The lion sleeps tonight Near the village, the quiet village The lion sleeps tonight, ho, ho! Weeheeheehee, dee heeheeheehee, weeoh aweem away (A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh) (A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh) Rrrrrr, lalalaba, weeoh aweem away (A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh) (A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh) Hush, my DARLING, don't fear, my DARLING The lion sleeps tonight Hush, my DARLING, don't fear, my DARLING The lion sleeps tonight, ho, ho! Whoa, whoa, whoa; whoa, whoa, whoa; whoa, whoa, aweem away (A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh) (A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh) Weeheeheehee, dee heeheeheehee, weeoh aweem away (A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh) (A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh) Weeheeheehee, dee heeheeheehee, weeoh aweem away Weeheeheehee, dee heeheeheehee, weeoh aweem away Weeheeheehee, dee heeheeheehee, weeoh aweem away |
Oh, NO! You? Those gifts are a declaration of war! ![]() |
Jamie, it’s a private picture, who “gifted” FREDDY with all those wonderful gifts? |
More distasteful humor. Enjoy!
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More inappropriate jokes.
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Well, let’s revive this dormant thread…..
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This YouTuber has some funny jokes, distasteful but nonetheless funny!
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Frank Sinatra, MY WAY
And now, the end is near And so I face the final curtain My friend, I'll say it clear I'll state my case, of which I'm certain I've lived a life that's full I traveled each and every highway And more, much more than this, I did it my WAY Regrets, I've had a few But then again, too few to mention I did what I had to do And saw it through without exemption I planned each charted course Each careful step along the byway And more, much more than this, I did it my WAY Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew When I bit off more than I could chew But through it all, when there was doubt I ate it up and spit it out I faced it all and I stood tall and did it my WAY I've loved, I've laughed and cried I've had my fill, my share of losing And now, as tears subside I find it all so amusing To think I did all that And may I say, not in a shy WAY Oh, no, oh, no, not me, I did it my WAY For what is a man, what has he got? If not himself, then he has naught To say the things he truly feels And not the words of one who kneels The record shows I took the blows And did it my WAY Yes, it was my WAY |
Supertramp, TAKE THE LONG WAY HOME
So you think you're a Romeo You're playing a part in a picture-show Well, take the long WAY home Take the long WAY home 'Cause you're the joke of the neighbourhood Why should you care if you're feeling good? Well, take the long WAY home Take the long WAY home There are times that you feel you're part of the scenery All the greenery Is comin' down, boy And then your wife seems to think you're part of the furniture Oh, it's peculiar She used to be so nice When lonely days turn to lonely nights You take a trip to the city lights And take the long WAY home Take the long WAY home You never see what you wanna see Forever playing to the gallery You take the long WAY home Take the long WAY home And when you're up on the stage, it's so unbelievable Oh, unforgettable How they adore you But then your wife seems to think you're losing your sanity Oh, calamity Or is there no WAY out? Oh yeah! Does it feel that your life's become a catastrophe? Oh, it has to be For you to grow, boy When you look through the years and see what you could have been Oh, what you might have been If you would have more time So when the day comes to settle down Who's to blame if you're not around? You took the long way home You took the long way home You took the long WAY home Do it again You took the long WAY home You took the long WAY home Oh, yah! You took the long WAY home You took the long WAY home Ooh, yeah You took the long WAY home Aah, aah, aah, aah Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Aah, aah, aah, aah Long WAY home Long WAY home Long WAY home Long WAY home Long WAY home Long WAY home Long WAY home |
Sadly, it appears that Cenozoic has deleted his profile. So sad to see him go! |
David Lee Roth, JUST A GIGOLO/I AIN’T GOT NOBODY
I'm JUST a gigolo and everywhere I go People know the part I'm playing Paid for every dance, selling each romance Ooh, and they're sayin' There will come a day when youth will pass away What will they say about me? When the end comes, I know They was JUST the gigolos Life goes on without me I'm JUST a gigolo and everywhere I go People know the part Dave's playing Paid for every dance, selling each romance Ooh, what they're sayin' There will come a day when youth will pass away What will they say about me? When the end comes, I know They was JUST a gigolo Life goes on without me, 'cause I ain't got nobody Nobody cares for me, nobody Nobody cares for me I'm so sad and lonely Sad and lonely, sad and lonely Won't some sweet mama come and take a chance with me? 'Cause I ain't so bad Better love me, babe Sad and lonesome, all of the time Even on the beat, on the, on the, on the beat Bop, boze-de-boze-de-bop, se-de-bop I ain't got nobody Nobody cares for me, nobody Nobody, hey, say Feelin' so sad and lonesome Ain't got nobody Woohoo, sad and lonesome Need love Humala bebuhla zeebuhla boobuhla Humala bebuhla zeebuhla bop I ain't got nobody Nobody, nobody cares for me, nobody, nobody I'm so sad and lonely Sad and lonely, sad and lonely Won't some sweet mama come and take a chance with me? 'Cause I ain't so bad Been a lonely soul Been lonesome all of the time Even on the beat Johnny, Johnny on the beat Need a long tall darling, mama David said he got nobody I loves Ain't got nobody (nobody), nobody (nobody) Nobody (nobody), nobody (nobody) No one (no one), no one (no one) Loop-de-loop (loop-de-loop) Darling, darling (darling, darling) Getting serious (getting serious) Got to see the walls (got to see the walls) Over there (over there) Nobody (nobody), not no one (not no one) Nobody (nobody), nobody (nobody) Nobody (nobody), nobody (nobody) Nobody (nobody) Nobody cares for me |
Thank you for the suggestion, I honestly didn’t know there was a chocolate Bailey’s ! ![]() |
Cartoons based on REAL PEOPLE! Whodah thunk that Popeye was the real deal?
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The word for Thursday, February 26, JUST |
Glad you were able to figure out what that gibberish was that I posted! |
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Someone got BUTTHURT, really? It couldn’t be Freddy because he proudly asserts that he doesn’t blacklist anyone! ![]() |
Conceited? Probably just over confident and borderline stupid. He’s young, only 21. He’s been here a short time and no one has added him as a “friend” and 3 members have already blacklisted him for the following reasons;
1. Trolling 2. Messaged just to tell me i was ugly (?) rude and dumb 0/10 3. Annoying |
dgraff, me too! How are you drinking Baileys, by itself or lack me I am, in coffee? |
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Evanescence, BRING ME TO LIFE
How can you see into my eyes like open doors? Leading you down into my core where I've become so numb Without a soul my spirit's sleeping somewhere cold Until you find it there and lead it back home (Wake me up) Wake me up INSIDE (I can't wake up) Wake me up INSIDE (Save me) Call my name and save me from the dark (Wake me up) Bid my blood to run (I can't wake up) Before I come undone (Save me) Save me from the nothing I've become Now that I know what I'm without You can't just leave me Breathe into me and make me real Bring me to life (Wake me up) Wake me up INSIDE (I can't wake up) Wake me up INSIDE (Save me) Call my name and save me from the dark (Wake me up) Bid my blood to run (I can't wake up) Before I come undone (Save me) Save me from the nothing I've become Bring me to life (I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside) Bring me to life Frozen inside without your touch Without your love, darling Only you are the life among the dead All this time I can't believe I couldn't see Kept in the dark but you were there in front of me I've been sleeping a thousand years it seems Got to open my eyes to everything Without a thought, without a voice, without a soul Don't let me die here There must be something more Bring me to life (Wake me up) Wake me up INSIDE (I can't wake up) Wake me up INSIDE (Save me) Call my name and save me from the dark (Wake me up) Bid my blood to run (I can't wake up) Before I come undone (Save me) Save me from the nothing I've become Bring me to life (I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside) Bring me to life only registered users can see external links |
Diana Ross, UPSIDE DOWN
I said upside down You're turning me You're giving love instinctively Around and round you're turning me Upside down Boy, you turn me INSIDE out And round and round Upside down Boy, you turn me INSIDE out And round and round Instinctively you give to me The love that I need I cherish the moments with you Respectfully I say to thee I'm aware that you're cheatin' When no one makes me feel like you do Upside down Boy, you turn me INSIDE out And round and round Upside down Boy, you turn me INSIDE out And round and round I know you got charm and appeal You always play the field I'm crazy to think you're all mine As long as the sun continues to shine There's a place in my heart for you That's the bottomline Upside down Boy, you turn me INSIDE out And round and round Upside down Boy, you turn me INSIDE out And round and round Instinctively you give to me The love that I need I cherish the moment with you Respectfully I see to thee I'm aware that you're cheatin' But no one makes me feel like you do Upside down Boy, you turn me INSIDE out And round, round Upside down Boy, you turn me INSIDE out And round and round Upside down Boy, you turn me INSIDE out And round and round Upside down Boy, you turn me INSIDE out And round, round Upside down you're turning me You're giving love instinctively Around and round you're turning me I say to thee respectfully Upside down you're turning me You're giving love instinctively Around and round you're turning me I say to thee respectfully I said a upside down you're turning me You're giving love instinctively Around and round you're turning me I say to thee respectfully Upside down you're turning me |
Mr. Mister, BROKEN WINGS
Baby, don't understand Why we can't just hold on to each others' hands This time might be the last, I fear Unless I make it all too clear I need you so, ohh TAKE these broken wings And learn to fly again Learn to live so free When we hear the voices sing The book of love will open up and let us in TAKE these broken wings Baby, I think tonight We can take what was wrong and make it right, mmm Baby, it's all I know That you're half of the flesh And blood that makes me whole I need you so So TAKE these broken wings And learn to fly again Learn to live so free And when we hear the voices sing The book of love will open up and let us in TAKE these broken wings You've got to learn to fly Learn to live and love so free And when we hear the voices sing The book of love will open up and let us in, yeah, yeah Let us in Let us in Baby, it's all I know That you're half of the flesh And blood that makes me whole Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah So TAKE these broken wings And learn to fly again Learn to live so free And when we hear the voices sing The book of love will open up and let us in TAKE these broken wings You've got to learn to fly Learn to live and love so free And when we hear the voices sing The book of love will open up for us and let us in, yeah yeah Yeah yeah Ooh |
I think Arieff Yong is funny as all get out, he especially enjoys taking jabs at the “civility” and “behavior” of the Brits. Here’s a short video on how to say “fuck you”.
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Is this really an indicator of what New York City is really like?
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Oh, my! CK123 doesn’t have any idea who you are! |
The word for Tuesday, February 24, TAKE |
The word for Monday, February 23, PAIN |
I’m curious, since the original poster is no longer here and this particular thread was written 16 years ago, just who are you responding to? |
JA? WHO is JA? ![]() |
This is freaking WILD!!!
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Journey, DON’T STOP BELIEVIN’
Just a small-town girl Livin' in a lonely world She took the midnight TRAIN goin' anywhere Just a city boy Born and raised in South Detroit He took the midnight TRAIN goin' anywhere A singer in a smokey room The smell of wine and cheap perfume For a smile they can share the night It goes on and on, and on, and on Strangers waiting Up and down the boulevard Their shadows searching in the night Streetlight people Livin' just to find emotion Hidin' somewhere in the night Workin' hard to get my fill Everybody wants a thrill Payin' anything to roll the dice just one more time Some will win, some will lose Some were born to sing the blues Oh, the movie never ends It goes on and on, and on, and on Strangers waiting Up and down the boulevard Their shadows searching in the night Streetlight people Livin' just to find emotion Hidin' somewhere in the night Don't stop believin' Hold on to that feelin' Streetlight people Don't stop believin' Hold on Streetlight people Don't stop believin' Hold on to that feelin' Streetlight people |
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Heart, MAGIC MAN
Cold late night so long ago When I was not so strong you know A pretty man came to me Never seen eyes so blue You know, I could not run away It seemed we'd seen each other in a dream It seemed like he knew me He looked right through me, yeah "Come on home, girl" he said with a smile "You don't have to love me yet Let's get high awhile But try to UNDERSTAND Try to UNDERSTAND Try try try to UNDERSTAND I'm a magic man" Winter nights we sang in tune Played inside the months of moon Never think of never Let this spell last forever Well, summer lover passed to fall Tried to realized it all Mama says she's a worried Growing up in a hurry, yeah "Come on home, girl" mama cried on the phone "Too soon to lose my baby yet my girl should be at home!" "But try to UNDERSTAND, try to UNDERSTAND Try try try to UNDERSTAND He's a magic man, mama, ahhh He's a magic man" "Come on home, girl" he said with a smile "I cast my spell of love on you a woman from a child But try to UNDERSTAND Try to UNDERSTAND, oh, oh-ho Try, try to UNDERSTAND Try try try to UNDERSTAND He's a magic man" aww yeah He got the magic hands!" Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh ... "Come on home, girl" he said with a smile "You don't have to love me yet Let's get high awhile But try to UNDERSTAND Try to UNDERSTAND Try try try to UNDERSTAND He's a magic man." Yeah oh-oh |
Sir Mix-A-Lot, BABY GOT BACK
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt. It is so big. [scoff] She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends. But, you know, who understands those rap guys? [scoff] They only talk to her, because, she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay? I mean, her butt, is just so big. I can't believe it's just so round, it's like, out there, I mean— gross. Look! She's just so... black! [Sir Mix-a-Lot:] I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung, wanna pull up tough 'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh baby, I wanna get with you And take your picture My homeboys tried to WARN me But that butt you got makes me so horny Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin You say you wanna get in my Benz? Well, use me, use me 'Cause you ain't that average groupie I've seen them dancin' To hell with romancin' She's sweat, wet, Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette I'm tired of magazines Sayin' flat butts are the thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!) Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!) Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!) Shake that healthy butt! Baby got back! (LA face with Oakland booty) Baby got back! (LA face with Oakland booty) (LA face with Oakland booty) [Sir Mix-a-Lot:] I like 'em round, and big And when I'm throwin' a gig I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal Now here's my scandal I wanna get you home And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh I ain't talkin' bout Playboy 'Cause silicone parts are made for toys I want 'em real thick and juicy So find that juicy double Mix-a-Lot's in trouble Beggin' for a piece of that bubble So I'm lookin' at rock videos Knock-kneed bimbos walkin' like hoes You can have them bimbos I'll keep my women like Flo Jo A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya I won't cuss or hit ya But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna [moan] Till the break of dawn Baby got it goin' on A lot of simps won't like this song 'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it And I'd rather stay and play 'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong And I'm down to get the friction on So, ladies! (Yeah!) Ladies! (Yeah) If you wanna roll in my Mercedes (Yeah!) Then turn around! Stick it out! Even white boys got to shout Baby got back! Baby got back! Yeah, baby... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin' to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3". [Sir Mix-a-Lot:] So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda My anaconda don't want none Unless you've got buns, hun You can do side bends or sit-ups, But please don't lose that butt Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role And tell you that the butt ain't gold So they toss it and leave it And I pull up quick to retrieve it So Cosmo says you're fat Well I ain't down with that! 'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin' And I'm thinkin' bout stickin' To the beanpole dames in the magazines: You ain't it, Miss Thing! Give me a sister, I can't resist her Red beans and rice didn't miss her Some knucklehead tried to diss 'Cause his girls are on my list He had game but he chose to hit 'em And I pull up quick to get wit 'em So ladies, if the butt is round, And you want a triple X throw down, Dial 1-900-MIXALOT And kick them nasty thoughts Baby got back! Baby got back! (Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x] |
The word for Thursday, February 19, WARN |
An interesting theory why some men snore that sleep on their back.
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The word for Tuesday, February 17, HARM |
James Gang, WALK AWAY
Taking my time Choosin' my line Tryin' to decide what to do Looks like my stop Don't wanna get off Got myself hung up on you Seems to me You don't want to talk about it Seems to me You just turn your pretty head and walk away Places I've known Things that I'm growin' Don't taste the same without you I got myself in The worst MESS I've been And I find myself startin' ta doubt you Seems to me Talk all night, here comes the mornin' Seems to me You just forget what we said And greet the day Seems to me You don't wanna talk about it Seems to me You just turn your pretty head and walk away I've got ta cool myself down Stompin' around Thinkin' some words I can't name ya Meet ya half way Got nothin' to say Still I don't s'pose I can blame ya Seems to me You don't want to talk about it Seems to me You just turn your pretty head and walk away Walk away |
The word for Monday, February 17, MESS --------------------------------------- added after 23 hours Ooops…..Monday was the 16th. |
Elvin Bishop, FOOLED AROUND AND FELL IN LOVE
I must have been through about a million girls I'd love 'em then I'd leave them alone I didn't care how much they cried, no sir Their tears left me cold as a stone But then I FOOLED around and fell in love I FOOLED around and fell in love I FOOLED around and fell in love I FOOLED around and fell in love It used to be when I'd see a girl that I liked I'd get out my book and write down her name But when the grass got a little greener on the other side I'd just tear out that page But then I fooled around and fell in love I fooled around and fell in love Since I met you, baby I fooled around and fell in love I fooled around and fell in love Yes I did But I've been stung [?] this time, baby And guess what? I'm in love I'm in love Lord have mercy Free, on my own, that's the way it used to be But since I met you, baby Love's got a hold on me Fooled around and fell in love I fooled around and fell in love I fooled around and fell in love I fooled around and fell in love Yes, I did I fooled around and fell in love I fooled around and fell in love Yes, I did I fooled around, fooled around, fooled around And fell in love |
Neil Diamond, SWEET CAROLINE
Where it began I can't begin to knowin' But then I know it's growin' strong Was in the spring And spring became the summer Who'd have believed you'd come along Hands, touchin' hands Reachin' out, touchin' me, touchin' you SWEET Caroline Good times never seemed so good I've been inclined To believe they never would But now I... ...look at the night And it don't seem so lonely We fill it up with only two And when I hurt Hurtin' runs off my shoulders How can I hurt when holdin' you? Warm, touchin' warm Reachin' out, touchin' me, touchin' you SWEET Caroline Good times never seemed so good I've been inclined To believe they never would Oh, no, no SWEET Caroline Good times never seemed so good SWEET Caroline I believed they never could SWEET Caroline Good times never seemed so good |