I’m funny!? Listen up, mister, there ain’t nothing funny about spiders that are the size of a dog!

Yes, ROUNDABOUT

I'll be the roundabout
The words will make you out and out
I spend the day your way
Call it morning driving through the sound
And in and out the valley
The music dance and sing
They make the children really ring
I spend the day your way
Call it morning driving through the sound
And in and out the valley
In and around the lake
Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there
One mile over we'll be there and we'll see you
Ten true summers we'll be there and laughing, too
24 before my love you'll see I'll be there with you
I will remember you
Your silhouette will CHARGE the view
Of distant atmosphere
Call it morning driving through the sound
And even in the valley
In and around the lake
Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there
One mile over we'll be there and we'll see you
Ten true summers we'll be there and laughing, too
24 before my love you'll see I'll be there with you
Along the drifting cloud
The eagle searching down on the land
Catching the swirling wind
The sailor sees the rim of the land
The eagles dancing wings
Create as weather spins out of hand
Go closer hold the land
Feel partly no more than grains of sand
We stand to lose all time
A thousand answers by in our hand
Next to your deeper fears
We stand surrounded by a millions years
I'll be the roundabout
The words will make you out and out
I'll be the roundabout
The words will make you out and out
In and around the lake
Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there
24 before my love and I'll be there
I'll be the roundabout
The words will make you out and out
You spent the day your way
Call it morning driving through the sound
And in and out the valley
In and around the lake
Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there
One mile over we'll be there and we'll see you
Ten true summers we'll be there and laughing, too
24 before my love you'll see I'll be there with you

Dual stream simultaneously directing a flow right and left! Oi!

SOCIAL EXPERIMENTS, gotta love ‘em!

Dan, we have “known” each other a long time, but please forgive me for being so personal. Is that country boy telling the truth about the “dual stream”? Sometimes when men urinate, there’s two streams and it’s POSSIBLE that one stream is going to the left while one stream is going right?

THIS IS DEFINITELY QUESTIONABLE…..

Is this guy trying to justify it’s not all about the aim” and why there is “spillage” all around the toilet? See for yourself, are his reasons valid?

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The word for Tuesday, July 8, CHARGE

Did you see the size of their spiders? I’ve got one of those battery operated bug zappers that look like a tennis racquet and based on that video, a tennis racquet sized device is NOT big enough to handle those spiders. Sweet Jesus, Australia’s spiders are the size of Chihuahuas!

Have a potato? No need to purchase Rainex!

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One guy says this toward the end; “This is why we don’t move to Australia” HELL, NO!

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The word for Monday, July 7, UP

You and the majority of men!

I enjoy a fried egg over medium every once and awhile but for the most part, I prefer scrambled eggs cooked. From time to time I enjoy dipping my toast in a runny yolk but primarily eat scrambled only. There’s something about an egg that when it is not fully cooked, it makes me want to yak.

This post is not questionable, it’s something that amazes me and I’m in complete awe!

AIRCRAFT CARRIERS, found in oceans and I suspect other bodies of water, floating runways and landing strips! Look at this Tesla pilot maneuver his/her super sonic around for the 3-point turn and takeoff on a short runway and into the air! Although not in this video, the precision needed by the pilot landing on a short strip approaching the aircraft carrier at a phenomenal speed! How magnificent is technology and the training of these skilled men and women!?

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It’s really so sad. A holiday weekend, families fully anticipating horse shoes, corn hole, sun bathing, barbecues, marshmallows and campfires…….

Linda Ronstadt, a beauty with a beautiful voice!

Thank you, I know, I ❤️ Badfinger!

Dr. John Delony is a very smart man!

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Here’s a new word for me, YONI. Yep, yoni! Apparently, yoni is the hoo-hoo, the pussy and this short video explores whether it’s optimal for women to sunbathe their yoni.

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So, so sad regarding the flooding in CENTRAL TEXAS. This is our holiday weekend and amidst the picnics, local and county fairs, family get togethers the devastation continues. I know this sounds cliche, to those living in Central Texas, please stay safe!

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Bad finger, BABY BLUE

Guess I got what I deserved
Kept you waiting there too long, my love
All that time, without a word
Did you really think that I'd forget
Or I'd regret
The special love I have for you
My baby BLUE
All those days became so long
Did you really think I'd do you wrong?
Dixie, when I let you go
Thought you'd realize I would know
I would show
The special love I have for you
My baby BLUE
What can I do? What can I say?
Except I want you by my side
How can I show you? Show me the way
Don't you know the times I've tried?
Guess that's all I have to say
Except the feeling just grows stronger everyday
Just one thing before I go
Take good care, baby, let me know
Let it grow
The special love you have for me
My Dixie dear

Elvis, BLUE SUEDE SHOES

Well, it's one for the money two for the show
Three to get ready now go, cat, go
But don't you step on my BLUE suede shoes
Well you can do anything but
Lay off of my BLUE suede shoes
Well, you can knock me down, step in my face
Slander my name all over the place
Do anything that you want to do
But uh-uh honey, lay off of my shoes
Don't you step on my BLUE suede shoes
You can do anything but lay off of my BLUE suede shoes
Now let's go cats (oh walk the dogs)
You can burn my house, steal my car
Drink my liquor from an old fruit-jar
Do anything that you want to do
But uh-uh baby, lay off of my shoes
Don't you step on my BLUE suede shoes
You can do anything but lay off of my BLUE suede shoes
Rock it
Well, it's one for the money, two for the show
Three to get ready now go, cat, go
But don't you step on my BLUE suede shoes
Well you can do anything but lay off of my BLUE suede shoes
Go cat uh
Blue, BLUE suede shoes oh baby
Blue, BLUE suede shoes uh ha
Blue, BLUE suede shoes oh baby
Blue, BLUE suede shoes
You do anything but lay off of my BLUE suede shoes

The Who, BEHIND BLUE EYES

No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind BLUE eyes

No one knows what it's like
To be hated
To be fated
To telling only lies

But my dreams
They aren't as empty
As my conscience seems to be

I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance
That's never free

No one knows what it's like
To feel these feelings
Like I do
And I blame you

No one bites back as hard
On their anger
None of my pain and woe
Can show through

But my dreams
They aren't as empty
As my conscience seems to be

I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance
That's never free

When my fist clenches, crack it open
Before I use it and lose my cool
When I smile, tell me some bad news
Before I laugh and act like a fool

And if I swallow anything evil
Put your finger down my throat
And if I shiver, please give me a blanket
Keep me warm, let me wear your coat

No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind BLUE eyes

Dogs eat the craziest things!

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Lewis Capaldi, SOMEONE YOU LOVED

I'm going under and this time I fear there's no one to save me
This all or nothing really got a way of driving me crazy
I need somebody to heal
Somebody to know
Somebody to have
Somebody to hold
It's easy to say, but it's never the same
I guess I kinda liked the way you numbed all the pain
Now the DAY bleeds into nightfall
And you're not here
To get me through it all
I let my guard down
And then you pulled the rug
I was getting kinda used to being someone you loved
I'm going under and this time I fear there's no one to turn to
This all or nothing way of loving got me sleeping without you
Now, I need somebody to know
Somebody to heal
Somebody to have
Just to know how it feels
It's easy to say, but it's never the same
I guess I kinda liked the way you helped me escape
Now the DAY bleeds into nightfall
And you're not here
To get me through it all
I let my guard down
And then you pulled the rug
I was getting kinda used to being someone you loved
And I tend to close my eyes when it hurts sometimes
I fall into your arms
I'll be safe in your sound till I come back around
For now the DAY bleeds into nightfall
And you're not here
To get me through it all
I let my guard down
And then you pulled the rug
I was getting kinda used to being someone you loved
But now the DAY bleeds into nightfall
And you're not here
To get me through it all
I let my guard down
And then you pulled the rug
I was getting kinda used to being someone you loved
I let my guard down
And then you pulled the rug
I was getting kinda used to being someone you loved

The Chiffons, ONE FINE DAY

Shoobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doo-wop-wop
Shoobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doo-wop-wop
One fine DAY, you'll look at me
And you will know our love was meant be
One fine DAY, you're gonna want me for your girl
Shoobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doo-wop-wop
Shoobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doo-wop-wop
The arms I long for will open wide
And you'll be proud to have me right by your side
One fine DAY, you're gonna want me for your girl
Shoobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doo-wop-wop
Shoobie doobie doo wop
Though I know you're the kind of boy
Who only wants to run around
I'll be waiting and someday darling
You'll come to me
When you want to settle down, oh
One fine DAY, we'll meet once more
Then you'll want the love, you threw away before
One fine DAY , you're gonna want me for your girl
Aah-aah
Aah-aah
One fine DAY
You're gonna want me for your girl
One fine DAY
You're gonna want me for your girl (one fine DAY)
One fine DAY (oh yeah)
You're gonna want me for your girl (one fine DAY)

Phil Collin’s, ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE

She calls out to the man on the street
"Sir, can you help me?
It's cold, and I've nowhere to sleep
Is there somewhere you can tell me?"
He walks on, doesn't look back
He pretends he can't hear her
Starts to whistle as he crosses the street
Seems embarrassed to be there

Oh, think twice
'Cause it's another DAY
For you and me in paradise
Oh, think twice
'Cause it's another DAY for you
You and me in paradise

Think about it

She calls out to the man on the street
He can see she's been crying
She's got blisters on the soles of her feet
She can't walk, but she's trying

Oh, think twice
'Cause it's another DAY
For you and me in paradise
Oh, think twice
It's just another DAY for you
You and me in paradise

Just think about it

Oh, Lord
Is there nothing more anybody can do?
Oh, Lord
There must be something you can say

You can tell from the lines on her face
You can see that she's been there
Probably been moved on from every place
'Cause she didn't fit in there

Oh, think twice
'Cause it's another DAY
For you and me in paradise
Oh, think twice
It's just another DAY for you
You and me in paradise

Just think about it
Mm, think about it

It's just another DAY
For you and me in paradise
It's just another DAY
For you and me in paradise (Para—, paradise)
Paradise (It's just another DAY for you and me)
Uh, just think about it (In paradise)
Paradise (It's just another DAY for you and me)
Just think about it (In paradise, para—, paradise)
It's just in paradise (It's just another DAY for you and me)
Mm, paradise (In paradise)
Paradise, just another DAY (It's just another DAY for you and me)
Think about it (In paradise, para—, paradise)

Christina Perri, A THOUSAND YEARS

Heart beats fast
Colors and promises
How to be brave?
How can I love when I'm afraid to fall?
But watching you stand alone
All of my doubt suddenly goes away somehow
One step closer
I have died every DAY waiting for you
Darling, don't be afraid
I have loved you for a thousand years
I'll love you for a thousand more
Time stands still
Beauty in all she is
I will be brave
I will not let anything take away
What's standing in front of me
Every breath, every hour has come to this
One step closer
I have died every DAY waiting for you
Darling, don't be afraid
I have loved you for a thousand years
I'll love you for a thousand more
And all along I believed I would find you
Time has brought your heart to me
I have loved you for a thousand years
I'll love you for a thousand more
One step closer
One step closer
I have died every DAY waiting for you
Darling, don't be afraid
I have loved you for a thousand years
I'll love you for a thousand more
And all along I believed I would find you
Time has brought your heart to me
I have loved you for a thousand years
I'll love you for a thousand more

I’m watching some old Master Chef episodes and this episode has me shaking my head! In the challenge that Gordon presented to the contestants, he wanted them to make scrambled eggs. Sounds like an easy task, right? NOT! The way Gordon wanted them prepared was as follows; approximately 5 to 6 cold eggs are cracked into a unheated POT then he added what he called 3 “knobs” of butter which appeared to be 3 HEAVY pats, moved the pot to the gas stove which he turned on to high heat. He used a rubber spatula move this liquid mess around for 30 seconds, he removed them after 30 seconds to allow them to cool down and repeated the process for about 3 minutes, seasoned with salt and pepper and added a teaspoon of crиme fraоche and moved the liquid eggs around a bit more. In my opinion, 3 minutes to prepare scrambled eggs ain’t long enough and that’s why he kinda ladeled this wet mess onto a piece of brioche toast.

Boy, if I wanted wet/runny uncooked eggs I would just crack them into a glass and drink them. Why bother dirtying a pot!?

I like this tune! Thanks for thinking of it!

Yes, you did!

Didn’t the guy say he was 7’1”. Yogi Bear would say; he’s smarter than the average bear! In this case he might say the dude is larger than the average man!

Is it just me OR…….

If they did just a head shot, she looks like a real human.

Both of my sisters worked for the State of Michigan in and their primary focus was on providing programs to those in need. Are the programs designed to provide the recipient(s) a lavish lifestyle? Absolutely NOT! Are the programs intended to provide the recipient(s) a lifetime of assistance? Absolutely NOT! The programs are designed to give those in need a “helping hand” with food, housing, childcare, job prospects…..

Where my concerns are are with the elderly, some not aware OR TOO PROUD to explore programs that help ease some of the financial burden with food, medicine, etc.. In my town/county there is a program that provides voucher(s) to seniors for fresh fruits, vegetables and eggs. I qualify based on my age however I am “proud” and feel that I can comfortably buy the things that I want and need. Am I going to complain about Honey Crisp apples being $9.99 for a 3lb bag? Heck YES!

By the way, thank you for the apology, that was very kind of you.

There was a nice rally going on in Play Ball! UNTIL the ball was passed to a female member!

bibi1 to dgraff
dgraff to br549
br549 to Lukus and
Lukus to htyjut


That last pass was where all the magic stopped!

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Undisputed Truth, SMILING FACES SOMETIMES

Smiling FACES sometimes
Pretend to be your friend
Smiling FACES show no traces
Of the evil that lurks within (can you dig it?)
Smiling FACES, smiling FACES, sometimes
They don't tell the truth
Smiling FACES, smiling FACES tell lies and I got proof
Oh, oh, yeah
Let me tell you
The truth is in the eyes 'cause the eyes don't lie, amen
Remember, a smile is just a frown turned upside down my friend
So, hear me when I'm saying
Smiling FACES , smiling FACES , sometimes, yeah
They don't tell the truth
Smiling FACES, smiling FACES tell lies and I got proof
(Beware) beware of the handshake
That hides the snake (can you dig it, can you dig it?)
I'm a-tellin' you beware of the pat on the back
It just might hold you back
Jealousy, (jealousy) misery (misery) envy (envy)
I tell you you can't see behind
Smiling FACES , smiling FACES , sometimes
Hey, they don't tell the truth
Smiling FACES, smiling FACES tell lies and I got proof
Hey, your enemy won't do you no harm
(Rap on) 'cause you'll know where he's comin' from
Don't let the handshake and the smile fool ya
Take my advice, I'm only tryin' to school ya
Smiling FACES , smiling FACES, sometimes
They don't tell the truth
Smiling FACES, smiling FACES tell lies and I got proof
Smiling FACES, smiling FACES sometimes

Hall & Oates, KISS ON MY LIST

My friends wonder why I call you all the time
What can I say
I don't feel the need to give such secrets away
You think maybe I need help, no, I know I'm right, alright
I'm just better off not listening to friends' advice
When they insist on knowing my bliss
I tell them this
When they want to know what the reason is
I only smile when I lie, then I tell them why
your KISS is on my list
(Because your KISS) your KISS is on my list
Because your KISS is on my list of the best things in life
(Because your KISS) your KISS is on my list
(Because your KISS) your KISS I can't resist
(Because your KISS) is what I miss when I turn out the lights
I go crazy wondering what there is to really see
Did the night just take up your time, 'cause it means more to me
Sometimes I forget what I'm doing
I don't forget what I want, what I want
Regret what I've done, regret you, I couldn't go on
But if you insist on knowing my bliss
I'll tell you this
If you want to know what the reason is
I only smile when I lie, then I'll tell you why
your KISS is on my list
(Because your KISS) your KISS is on my list
Because your KISS is on my list of the best things in life
(Because your KISS) your KISS is on my list
(Because your KISS) your KISS I can't resist
(Because your KISS) is what I miss when I turn out the lights
I really miss you babe
your KISS is on my list
(Because your KISS) your KISS is on my list
Because your KISS is on my list of the best things in life
(Because your KISS) your KISS is on my list
(Because your KISS) your KISS I can't resist
(Because your KISS) is what I miss when I turn out the lights
your kiss is on my list
(Because your KISS) your KISS I can't resist
Because your KISS is on my list of the best things in life

From the little bit that you have shared publicly and privately, I believe that you are an average hardworking , Canadian citizen, correct? Are you able to share your thoughts on what an average, hardworking Canadian citizen thinks about the unmotivated, unemployed Canadian citizen ?

You know, no matter what I say, what stance I take, you seem to like to take pot shots at me.

What state does the single mother of one live because that has some bearing on whatever it is you’re trying paint. Effective February 21, 2025, minimum wage in Michigan was set at $12.48. Per Google; “ The current minimum wage in Florida is $13.00 per hour, according to the U.S. Department of Labor. This rate applies to all workers in the state, including those in tipped positions, though tipped employees may be paid a lower direct wage with tips making up the difference. The minimum wage is scheduled to increase to $15.00 per hour by September 30, 2026, with annual increases of $1.00 until then according to the U.S. Department of Labor. ” YOU’RE WELCOME!

The way I see things is that there are a good deal of young people that want what their parent(s) have which they, the parent(s) worked years to acquire. GET REAL! There’s going to be years of peanut butter and jelly (if you can afford the jelly) , Kraft Macaroni & Cheese, store brand generic corn flakes instead of Cap’n Crunch, a plastic bag with unpopped popcorn as a treat instead of Doritos or Lays Potato Chips, Kool-Aid instead of Coca Cola. Life is all about making choices.

And as for being a single mother with one child that only works 32 hours per week, she better consider getting a second job. Furthermore, she should have given thought to her circumstances before deciding to bring a child into the world. How much responsibility do I have, as a taxpayer, to provide woman or man with “luxuries” that I cannot even justify for myself.

By the way, did you notice that Florida’s minimum wage of $13.00 includes those in tipped positions? When I return to Florida in October of November, maybe I will look for a 20 hour per week job tending bar or waitressing. I was a darn good “bartendress” back in the day. In my 37 year career working for a major healthcare provider I always maintained a second job. My primary job took care of my obligations, my second job was the “frosting on the cake”. Yeah, the second job provided me the extras. Yep, I have a decent stock portfolio, a waterfront home in Michigan, a place in Florida for the winter…. Life is all making choices.

Google best helps me to define “milking the system”; “Milking the system" means taking unfair advantage of a system or situation, often to gain personal benefit or resources, sometimes dishonestly or excessively. It implies manipulating the system for maximum personal gain, similar to "milking it for all it's worth".

Do I think that dgraff is “milking the system”, no, I think he is participating in programs that he is eligible and qualifies for.

Maybe the food stamp recipients should focus on budgeting wisely. Should they purchase Ultra-filtered, 52oz bottle of milk, no. Should they purchase lunch meat/cold cuts, no. Should they purchase over priced, sugary kid’s cold cereal, no. Maybe those ribeye steaks, even though they’re sale priced are out of the question and the family will need to get creative with the 80/20 ground beef. Things like cookies, donuts, snack cakes, ice cream, soda, salty snacks are a LUXURY not a NECESSITY.

Apparently you took too long to respond.

This ROBOT looks like the real deal!

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This guy paid $10,000.00 to fly first class and see what he got……

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What in the world!?

Temptations*, (I KNOW ) I’M LOSING YOU

Your love is fading, I can feel your love fading
Girl, it's fading away from me
'Cause your touch, your touch has grown cold
As if someone else controls your very soul
I've fooled myself long as I can
Can feel the presence of another man

It's there when you speak my name
It's just not the same
Ooh baby, I'm losing you
It's in the air
It's everywhere
Ooh baby, I'm losing you

When I look into your eyes
A reflection of a FACE I see
I'm hurtin', downhearted and worried girl
'Cause that FACE doesn't belong to me

Oh, it's all over your FACE
Someone's taken my place
Ooh baby, I'm losing you
You try hard to hide
The emptiness inside
Ooh, I can tell I'm losing you
Ooh
I don't wanna lose you

Ooh, I can tell when we kiss
From the tenderness I miss
Ooh, little girl, I'm losing you
Girl, I can feel it in my bones
Any day you'll be gone
Oh baby, I'm losing you
Oh my dear
What happened to the love we shared?
Oh baby, I'm losing you
I know it's true
There's someone new
Oh baby, baby, baby, I'm losing you


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The word for Thursday, July 3, FACE/FACES

Haha!

Can you imagine having such a disproportionate figure or physique? It would be so difficult to buy clothes unless you had a seamstress or tailor on the payroll!

The video I posted reminds me of Sir Mix-a-Lot’s, BABY GOT BACK

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. [scoff]
She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? [scoff]
They only talk to her, because, she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like, out there, I mean— gross. Look!
She's just so... black!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot:]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!
(LA face with Oakland booty)
(LA face with Oakland booty)

[Sir Mix-a-Lot:]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneed bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna [moan]
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! (Yeah!) Ladies! (Yeah)
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes (Yeah!)
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin' to do with my selection.
36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

[Sir Mix-a-Lot:]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sister, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to diss
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!
Baby got back!

(Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]

Well, thank you for affirming that! Why would sexuality factor into the love of a parent for their child OR the love of a child for their parent? Love is love, what the world needs now is love, sweet love because all you need is love!

My guess is you are using “you” as a general term directed at Americans, correct? Our country is eff’d up but let me take it a step further, the world is eff’d up! A good deal of the problem can be attributed to drugs.

Be happy that YOU are content YOUR socialist life in the Netherlands.

Good tune!

BY THE WAY, I WOULD LIKE TO DECLARE MYSELF AS THE UNOFFICIAL WINNER OF TODAYS “WORD” POST! 🏆

My song featured both HOT and HEAT! Winner, winner, chicken dinner!