So are you going to come to Michigan to help an old girl out?

I had a conversation with the son of the female client that I provide care to. He owns a full size Tesla sedan and the darn thing always seems to be plugged in. I specifically asked what kind of mileage he gets per charge and was surprised to hear him say that it was approximately 220 miles. For real, 220 per charge? He said the mileage is also dependent upon the weather conditions and how much "stuff" is being used. He seemed to think that it would take a good 3 to 4 hours to then become fully charged one again. My goodness, 220 miles per charge is nothing to get excited about! Can you imagine driving this car from the Metropolitan Detroit area to SW Florida? Yikes! Drive 220 miles (3 hours) then pull off to charge 3 to 4 hours.....it would take 5 to 8 days from Michigan to Florida. Heck, I set out to do the drive and freaking forget what I was doing.

Any roofers out there? I need a complete tear off on my home and detached garage. Any bids under 15k will be considered. Must have transportation!

The Rolling Stones, MOTHER'S LITTLE HELPER

What a drag it is getting old

"Kids are different today"
I hear ev'ry mother say
Mother needs something today to calm her down
And though she's not really ill
There's a little yellow pill
She goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And it helps her on her way
Gets her through her busy day

"Things are different today"
I hear ev'ry mother say
Cooking fresh FOOD for a husband's just a drag
So she buys an instant cake
And she burns a frozen steak
And goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And two help her on her way
Get her through her busy day

Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old

"Men just aren't the same today"
I hear ev'ry mother say
They just don't appreciate that you get tired
They're so hard to satisfy
You could tranquilize your mind
So go running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And four help you through the night
Help to minimize your plight

Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old

"Life's just much too hard today"
I hear ev'ry mother say
The pursuit of happiness just seems a bore
And if you take more of those
You will get an overdose
No more running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
They just helped you on your way
Through your busy dying day

Hey!

So a "live photo" proves to admin that the member is over 18 years of age? What if I submitted a picture of my Uncle Bruce????

A live photo for what?

And TWOWARMTTS is up to the same ol', same ol'......

This is what she posted prior to her blacklisting me;

I’m not causing any trouble. Now, please tell me why I shouldn’t block you too. From my perspective, posting in your threads leads to, disagreements, crap from the mafia types, and generally not something to merit my participation in your threads. There are plenty of other threads that are here for the politics. FYI, I’ve blocked all the usual and you are the only one with an axe to grind that I still haven’t. Please advise if you want me to block you. For me it would be a habit breaker. Again, I’m not here to cause trouble in any way.
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I don't give a flying fladoodle what you do OR if you block me or not. How's that?

Do you happen to be bipolar? I just cannot wrap my head around why you delete your various profiles, return in a short period of time and then be deceitful about who you are.

I don't give a flying fladoodle what you do OR if you block me or not. How's that?

Do you happen to be bipolar? I just cannot wrap my head around why you delete your various profiles, return in a short period of time and then be deceitful about who you are.

Interesting, your new screen name of #578610 was the membership number assigned to TWOWARMTTS2.

Christopher Cross, SAILING

Well, it's not far down to paradise
At least it's not for me
And if the wind is right you can SAIL away
And find tranquility
Oh, the canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see, believe me
It's not far to never never land
No reason to pretend
And if the wind is right you can find the joy
Of innocence again
Oh, the canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see, believe me
SAILING
Takes me away to where I've always heard it could be
Just a dream and the wind to carry me
Soon I will be free
Fantasy
It gets the best of me
When I'm SAILING
All caught up in the reverie
Every word is a symphony
Won't you believe me?
SAILING
Takes me away to where I've always heard it could be
Just a dream and the wind to carry me
And soon I will be free
Well, it's not far back to sanity
At least it's not for me
And if the wind is right you can SAIL away
And find serenity
Oh, the canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see, really, believe me
SAILING
Takes me away to where I've always heard it could be
Just a dream and the wind to carry me
And soon I will be free

Beach Boys, SAIL ON, SAILOR

I SAILED an ocean, unsettled ocean
Through restful waters and deep commotion
Often frightened, unenlightened
SAIL on, SAIL on, sailor

I wrest the waters, fight Neptune's borders
SAIL through the sorrows of life's marauders
Unrepenting, often empty
SAIL on, SAIL on, sailor

Caught like a sewer rat, alone, but I SAIL
Bought like a crust of bread, but oh, do I wail

Seldom stumble, never crumble
Try to tumble, life's a rumble
Feel the stinging I've been given
Never ending, unrelenting
Heartbreak searing, always fearing
Never clearing, persevering
SAIL on, SAIL on, sailor

I work the seaways, the gale-swept seaways
Past shipwrecked daughters of wicked waters
Uninspired, drenched and tired
Wail on, wail on, sailor

Always needing, even bleeding
Never feeding all my feelings
Damn the thunder, must I blunder
There's no wonder all I'm under
Stop the crying and the lying
And the sighing and my dying
SAIL on, SAIL on, sailor

SAIL on, SAIL on, sailor
SAIL on, SAIL on, sailor
SAIL on, SAIL on, sailor
SAIL on, SAIL on, sailor
SAIL on, SAIL on, sailor
SAIL on, SAIL on, sailor

Well, thank you for joining us and posting your tune! I do hope you will join us again because you rock!

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The word for Thursday, July 25, SAIL

The revenge is that CAT returned as Big-Eddie and Jamie was the first to confirm the identity on July 15. You know, I suspected there was something amiss when I posted questions/comments to Big-Eddie and didn't receive responses.

phart, have you remained celibate your entire life?

What about our president that professed to our nation; "I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman"? Dang, and that president's semen was all over "that woman"s dress...... JFK was a womanizer, too.

Sonny & Cher, I GOT YOU BABE

[Her:]
They say we're young and we don't know
We won't find out until we grow
[Him:]
Well I don't know if all that's true
'Cause you got me, and baby I got you

[Him:]
Babe
[Both:]
I got you babe I got you babe

[Her:]
They say our love won't pay the rent
Before it's earned, our money's all been spent
[Him:]
I guess that's so, we don't have a plot
But at least I'm sure of all the things we got

[Him:]
Babe
[Both:]
I got you babe I got you babe

[Him:]
I got flowers in the spring
I got you to wear my ring
[Her:]
And when I'm sad, you're a clown
And if I get scared, you're always around

[Her:]
So let them say your HAIR'S too long
'Cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong
[Him:]
Then put your little hand in mine
There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb

[Him:]
Babe
[Both:]
I got you babe I got you babe

[Him:]
I got you to hold my hand
[Her:]
I got you to understand
[Him:]
I got you to walk with me
[Her:]
I got you to talk with me

[Him:]
I got you to kiss goodnight
[Her:]
I got you to hold me tight
[Him:]
I got you, I won't let go
[Her:]
I got you to love me so

[Both:]
I got you babe
I got you babe
I got you babe
I got you babe
I got you babe

America, SISTER GOLDEN HAIR

Well I tried to make it Sunday, but I got so damn depressed
That I set my sights on Monday and I got myself undressed
I ain't ready for the altar but I do agree there's times
When a woman sure can be a friend of mine

Well, I keep on thinkin' 'bout you, Sister Golden HAIR ⁰surprise
And I just can't live without you; can't you see it in my eyes?
I been one poor correspondent, and I been too, too hard to find
But it doesn't mean you ain't been on my mind

Will you meet me in the middle, will you meet me in the air?
Will you love me just a little, just enough to show you care?
Well I tried to fake it, I don't mind sayin', I just can't make it

Well, I keep on thinkin' 'bout you, Sister Golden HAIR surprise
And I just can't live without you; can't you see it in my eyes?
Now I been one poor correspondent, and I been too, too hard to find
But it doesn't mean you ain't been on my mind

Will you meet me in the middle, will you meet me in the air?
Will you love me just a little, just enough to show you care?
Well I tried to fake it, I don't mind sayin', I just can't make it

Doo wop doo wop ...

kebmo, what is your opinion about your Prime Minister?

"The U.S. Postal Service is honoring late "Jeopardy!" host Alex Trebek with a new forever stamp and celebrated the pop culture icon in a dedication ceremony Monday. The new stamps will be available in a set of 20 designed to resemble a "Jeopardy!" game board with its eye-catching, signature blue video screens."

YIKES! Body-cam video shows Illinois officer shooting African American woman in face.

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Was that sarcasm?

Android, here!

Again, thank you for sharing, sharing something so very personal.

Did you happen to catch Marjorie Taylor Greene question Kimberly Cheatle about the debacle? Cheatle would not respond.

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President Biden tested positive for COVID on July 17 so will he be meeting with Netanyahu on Thursday, July 25?

Hey, whatsupcock, thanks for your input! As you see, admin also suggests that phart try meditation. Great minds think alike!

kebmo, just an f.y.i., I posted this 2 hours ago. Looks like some of my posts go unnoticed.

The Rolling Stones, BROWN SUGAR

Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields
Sold in a market down in New Orleans
Skydog slaver knows he's doing alright
Hear him whip the women just around midnight

Brown sugar how come you taste so good?
Brown sugar just like a young girl should

Drums beating, cold ENGLISH blood runs hot
Lady of the house wonderin' where it's gonna stop
House boy knows that he's doing alright
You shoulda heard him just around midnight

Brown sugar how come you taste so good, now?
Brown sugar just like a young girl should, now

Ah, get along, brown sugar how come you taste so good, baby?
Ah, got me feelin' now, brown sugar just like a black girl should

I bet your mama was a tent show queen
And all her boyfriends were sweet sixteen
I'm no schoolboy but I know what I like
You shoulda heard me just around midnight

Brown sugar how come you taste so good, baby?
Ah, brown sugar just like a young girl should, yeah

I said yeah, yeah, yeah, woo
How come you... how come you taste so good?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, woo
Just like a... just like a black girl should
Yeah, yeah, yeah, woo

Yes, TIME

Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an off-hand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way
Tired of lying in the sunshine, staying home to watch the rain
And you are young and life is long, and there is time to kill today
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun
And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again
Sun is the same, in a relative way, but you're older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death
Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time
Plans that either come to naught, or half a page of scribbled lines
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the ENGLISH way
The time is gone, the song is over, thought I'd something more to say

Elton John, CANDLE IN THE WIND 1997

Goodbye ENGLAND'S rose
May you ever grow in our hearts
You were the grace that placed itself
Where lives were torn apart
You called out to our country
And you whispered to those in pain
Now you belong to heaven
And the stars spell out your name

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never fading with the sunset
When the rain set in
And your footsteps will always fall here
Along ENGLAND'S greenest hills
Your candle's burned out long before
Your legend ever will

Loveliness we've lost
These empty days without your smile
This torch, we'll always carry
For our nation's golden child
And even though we try
The truth brings us to tears
All our words cannot express
The joy you brought us through the years

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never fading with the sunset
When the rain set in
And your footsteps will always fall here
Along ENGLAND'S greenest hills
Your candle's burned out long before
Your legend ever will

Goodbye ENGLAND'S rose
May you ever grow in our hearts
You were the grace that placed itself
Where lives were torn apart
Goodbye ENGLAND'S rose
From a country lost without your soul
Who'll miss the wings of your compassion
More than you will ever know

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never fading with the sunset
When the rain set in
And your footsteps will always fall here
Along ENGLAND'S greenest hills
Your candle's burned out long before
Your legend ever will

And your footsteps will always fall here
Along ENGLAND'S greenest hills
Your candle's burned out long before
Your legend ever will

Thanks for joining us in the Forum! You rock!

And I thought that the voice of Alexa was AI.

I want a cat like this!

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See, phart, admin is concerned about your well-being because you are such a big contributor.

This title says a mouthful; "Secret Service director steps down after assassination attempt against ex-President Trump at rally"

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I just recalled something I heard and it seems to fit right here. It goes something like this;

The quality of your life depends on the quality of your relationships.

TRUE DAT!

Punctuation slows you down? I admittedly suck at punctuation, too! Just keep this in mind.....

Let's eat, grandma.
vs
Let's eat grandma.

The comma saves grandma from being the meal.

Yeah, I understand......I react the same to "gut grenades". Do you live anywhere near a White Castle?

You know, I've received several text messages requesting that I donate to the Democrats. My guess is that everyone else with a mobile device has received the same request.

In other countries, there are/have been numerous female leaders that were either President or Prime Minister. Angela Merkel, Chancellor, Germany, Indira Gandhi, Prime Minister, India, Margaret Thatcher, Prime Minister, United Kingdom, to name a few.

Thank you for sharing and showing your "softer side", dgraff! A wise man once said; "we are true friends we click we are beyond the point of difference because of our many likenesses.....". Everyone should embrace those feelings, thank you for sharing.

By the way, that was one hella long, run on sentence!

Hi, Andthisisme....I edited the "word" to include ENGLAND.

I edited the "word" to include ENGLAND.

The word for Tuesday, July 23, ENGLISH or ENGLAND

You've been unfriended because of your political belief/stance? Seems to me that sherryann mentioned she's unfriended and/or was blacklisted by members because of her political views, too.

People are straight up cuckoo with regard to politics. I think I mentioned that with the 2020 Presidential election, my sister's beliefs and choice differed from that of her two grown sons and politics divided her family. August 6 will be the time for local elections and there's been a whole lotta shit slinging happening at a local level.

Bruce Springsteen is okay but is really not one of my favorites either. I'm just blown away to hear that his net worth is $1.1 BILLION!

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Have you ever taken Benadryl? The active ingredient is diphenhydramine which is an antihistamine; "It can treat pain and itching caused by insect bites, minor cuts, burns, poison ivy, poison oak, and poison sumac when applied topically. In its oral form, it can treat hay fever, allergies, cold symptoms, and INSOMNIA. In its injected form, it can treat severe allergic reactions, motion sickness, and symptoms of Parkinson's disease." Bottom line, it's effective as well as an inexpensive treatment for your sleepless nights, but first check with physician. "Common side effects include feeling sleepy, dizzy or unsteady on your feet. You may also have difficulty concentrating and have a dry mouth. You can become dependent on diphenhydramine if you take it continuously for a period of time. It may also stop working as well."

Listening to Sirius XM this afternoon, it was reported that Bruce Springsteen is a BILLIONAIRE!