
I’m funny!? Listen up, mister, there ain’t nothing funny about spiders that are the size of a dog! ![]() |
Yes, ROUNDABOUT
I'll be the roundabout The words will make you out and out I spend the day your way Call it morning driving through the sound And in and out the valley The music dance and sing They make the children really ring I spend the day your way Call it morning driving through the sound And in and out the valley In and around the lake Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there One mile over we'll be there and we'll see you Ten true summers we'll be there and laughing, too 24 before my love you'll see I'll be there with you I will remember you Your silhouette will CHARGE the view Of distant atmosphere Call it morning driving through the sound And even in the valley In and around the lake Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there One mile over we'll be there and we'll see you Ten true summers we'll be there and laughing, too 24 before my love you'll see I'll be there with you Along the drifting cloud The eagle searching down on the land Catching the swirling wind The sailor sees the rim of the land The eagles dancing wings Create as weather spins out of hand Go closer hold the land Feel partly no more than grains of sand We stand to lose all time A thousand answers by in our hand Next to your deeper fears We stand surrounded by a millions years I'll be the roundabout The words will make you out and out I'll be the roundabout The words will make you out and out In and around the lake Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there 24 before my love and I'll be there I'll be the roundabout The words will make you out and out You spent the day your way Call it morning driving through the sound And in and out the valley In and around the lake Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there One mile over we'll be there and we'll see you Ten true summers we'll be there and laughing, too 24 before my love you'll see I'll be there with you |
Dual stream simultaneously directing a flow right and left! Oi! ![]() |
SOCIAL EXPERIMENTS, gotta love ‘em!
Dan, we have “known” each other a long time, but please forgive me for being so personal. Is that country boy telling the truth about the “dual stream”? Sometimes when men urinate, there’s two streams and it’s POSSIBLE that one stream is going to the left while one stream is going right? |
THIS IS DEFINITELY QUESTIONABLE…..
Is this guy trying to justify it’s not all about the aim” and why there is “spillage” all around the toilet? See for yourself, are his reasons valid? only registered users can see external links |
The word for Tuesday, July 8, CHARGE |
Did you see the size of their spiders? I’ve got one of those battery operated bug zappers that look like a tennis racquet and based on that video, a tennis racquet sized device is NOT big enough to handle those spiders. Sweet Jesus, Australia’s spiders are the size of Chihuahuas! |
Have a potato? No need to purchase Rainex!
only registered users can see external links |
One guy says this toward the end; “This is why we don’t move to Australia” HELL, NO!
only registered users can see external links |
The word for Monday, July 7, UP |
You and the majority of men! ![]() |
I enjoy a fried egg over medium every once and awhile but for the most part, I prefer scrambled eggs cooked. From time to time I enjoy dipping my toast in a runny yolk but primarily eat scrambled only. There’s something about an egg that when it is not fully cooked, it makes me want to yak. ![]() |
This post is not questionable, it’s something that amazes me and I’m in complete awe!
AIRCRAFT CARRIERS, found in oceans and I suspect other bodies of water, floating runways and landing strips! Look at this Tesla pilot maneuver his/her super sonic around for the 3-point turn and takeoff on a short runway and into the air! Although not in this video, the precision needed by the pilot landing on a short strip approaching the aircraft carrier at a phenomenal speed! How magnificent is technology and the training of these skilled men and women!? only registered users can see external links |
It’s really so sad. A holiday weekend, families fully anticipating horse shoes, corn hole, sun bathing, barbecues, marshmallows and campfires……. |
Linda Ronstadt, a beauty with a beautiful voice! |
Thank you, I know, I ❤️ Badfinger! |
Dr. John Delony is a very smart man!
only registered users can see external links |
Here’s a new word for me, YONI. Yep, yoni! Apparently, yoni is the hoo-hoo, the pussy and this short video explores whether it’s optimal for women to sunbathe their yoni.
only registered users can see external links |
So, so sad regarding the flooding in CENTRAL TEXAS. This is our holiday weekend and amidst the picnics, local and county fairs, family get togethers the devastation continues. I know this sounds cliche, to those living in Central Texas, please stay safe!
only registered users can see external links |
Bad finger, BABY BLUE
Guess I got what I deserved Kept you waiting there too long, my love All that time, without a word Did you really think that I'd forget Or I'd regret The special love I have for you My baby BLUE All those days became so long Did you really think I'd do you wrong? Dixie, when I let you go Thought you'd realize I would know I would show The special love I have for you My baby BLUE What can I do? What can I say? Except I want you by my side How can I show you? Show me the way Don't you know the times I've tried? Guess that's all I have to say Except the feeling just grows stronger everyday Just one thing before I go Take good care, baby, let me know Let it grow The special love you have for me My Dixie dear |
Elvis, BLUE SUEDE SHOES
Well, it's one for the money two for the show Three to get ready now go, cat, go But don't you step on my BLUE suede shoes Well you can do anything but Lay off of my BLUE suede shoes Well, you can knock me down, step in my face Slander my name all over the place Do anything that you want to do But uh-uh honey, lay off of my shoes Don't you step on my BLUE suede shoes You can do anything but lay off of my BLUE suede shoes Now let's go cats (oh walk the dogs) You can burn my house, steal my car Drink my liquor from an old fruit-jar Do anything that you want to do But uh-uh baby, lay off of my shoes Don't you step on my BLUE suede shoes You can do anything but lay off of my BLUE suede shoes Rock it Well, it's one for the money, two for the show Three to get ready now go, cat, go But don't you step on my BLUE suede shoes Well you can do anything but lay off of my BLUE suede shoes Go cat uh Blue, BLUE suede shoes oh baby Blue, BLUE suede shoes uh ha Blue, BLUE suede shoes oh baby Blue, BLUE suede shoes You do anything but lay off of my BLUE suede shoes |
The Who, BEHIND BLUE EYES
No one knows what it's like To be the bad man To be the sad man Behind BLUE eyes No one knows what it's like To be hated To be fated To telling only lies But my dreams They aren't as empty As my conscience seems to be I have hours, only lonely My love is vengeance That's never free No one knows what it's like To feel these feelings Like I do And I blame you No one bites back as hard On their anger None of my pain and woe Can show through But my dreams They aren't as empty As my conscience seems to be I have hours, only lonely My love is vengeance That's never free When my fist clenches, crack it open Before I use it and lose my cool When I smile, tell me some bad news Before I laugh and act like a fool And if I swallow anything evil Put your finger down my throat And if I shiver, please give me a blanket Keep me warm, let me wear your coat No one knows what it's like To be the bad man To be the sad man Behind BLUE eyes |
Dogs eat the craziest things!
only registered users can see external links |
Lewis Capaldi, SOMEONE YOU LOVED
I'm going under and this time I fear there's no one to save me This all or nothing really got a way of driving me crazy I need somebody to heal Somebody to know Somebody to have Somebody to hold It's easy to say, but it's never the same I guess I kinda liked the way you numbed all the pain Now the DAY bleeds into nightfall And you're not here To get me through it all I let my guard down And then you pulled the rug I was getting kinda used to being someone you loved I'm going under and this time I fear there's no one to turn to This all or nothing way of loving got me sleeping without you Now, I need somebody to know Somebody to heal Somebody to have Just to know how it feels It's easy to say, but it's never the same I guess I kinda liked the way you helped me escape Now the DAY bleeds into nightfall And you're not here To get me through it all I let my guard down And then you pulled the rug I was getting kinda used to being someone you loved And I tend to close my eyes when it hurts sometimes I fall into your arms I'll be safe in your sound till I come back around For now the DAY bleeds into nightfall And you're not here To get me through it all I let my guard down And then you pulled the rug I was getting kinda used to being someone you loved But now the DAY bleeds into nightfall And you're not here To get me through it all I let my guard down And then you pulled the rug I was getting kinda used to being someone you loved I let my guard down And then you pulled the rug I was getting kinda used to being someone you loved |
The Chiffons, ONE FINE DAY
Shoobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doo-wop-wop Shoobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doo-wop-wop One fine DAY, you'll look at me And you will know our love was meant be One fine DAY, you're gonna want me for your girl Shoobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doo-wop-wop Shoobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doo-wop-wop The arms I long for will open wide And you'll be proud to have me right by your side One fine DAY, you're gonna want me for your girl Shoobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doo-wop-wop Shoobie doobie doo wop Though I know you're the kind of boy Who only wants to run around I'll be waiting and someday darling You'll come to me When you want to settle down, oh One fine DAY, we'll meet once more Then you'll want the love, you threw away before One fine DAY , you're gonna want me for your girl Aah-aah Aah-aah One fine DAY You're gonna want me for your girl One fine DAY You're gonna want me for your girl (one fine DAY) One fine DAY (oh yeah) You're gonna want me for your girl (one fine DAY) |
Phil Collin’s, ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE
She calls out to the man on the street "Sir, can you help me? It's cold, and I've nowhere to sleep Is there somewhere you can tell me?" He walks on, doesn't look back He pretends he can't hear her Starts to whistle as he crosses the street Seems embarrassed to be there Oh, think twice 'Cause it's another DAY For you and me in paradise Oh, think twice 'Cause it's another DAY for you You and me in paradise Think about it She calls out to the man on the street He can see she's been crying She's got blisters on the soles of her feet She can't walk, but she's trying Oh, think twice 'Cause it's another DAY For you and me in paradise Oh, think twice It's just another DAY for you You and me in paradise Just think about it Oh, Lord Is there nothing more anybody can do? Oh, Lord There must be something you can say You can tell from the lines on her face You can see that she's been there Probably been moved on from every place 'Cause she didn't fit in there Oh, think twice 'Cause it's another DAY For you and me in paradise Oh, think twice It's just another DAY for you You and me in paradise Just think about it Mm, think about it It's just another DAY For you and me in paradise It's just another DAY For you and me in paradise (Para—, paradise) Paradise (It's just another DAY for you and me) Uh, just think about it (In paradise) Paradise (It's just another DAY for you and me) Just think about it (In paradise, para—, paradise) It's just in paradise (It's just another DAY for you and me) Mm, paradise (In paradise) Paradise, just another DAY (It's just another DAY for you and me) Think about it (In paradise, para—, paradise) |
Christina Perri, A THOUSAND YEARS
Heart beats fast Colors and promises How to be brave? How can I love when I'm afraid to fall? But watching you stand alone All of my doubt suddenly goes away somehow One step closer I have died every DAY waiting for you Darling, don't be afraid I have loved you for a thousand years I'll love you for a thousand more Time stands still Beauty in all she is I will be brave I will not let anything take away What's standing in front of me Every breath, every hour has come to this One step closer I have died every DAY waiting for you Darling, don't be afraid I have loved you for a thousand years I'll love you for a thousand more And all along I believed I would find you Time has brought your heart to me I have loved you for a thousand years I'll love you for a thousand more One step closer One step closer I have died every DAY waiting for you Darling, don't be afraid I have loved you for a thousand years I'll love you for a thousand more And all along I believed I would find you Time has brought your heart to me I have loved you for a thousand years I'll love you for a thousand more |
I’m watching some old Master Chef episodes and this episode has me shaking my head! In the challenge that Gordon presented to the contestants, he wanted them to make scrambled eggs. Sounds like an easy task, right? NOT! The way Gordon wanted them prepared was as follows; approximately 5 to 6 cold eggs are cracked into a unheated POT then he added what he called 3 “knobs” of butter which appeared to be 3 HEAVY pats, moved the pot to the gas stove which he turned on to high heat. He used a rubber spatula move this liquid mess around for 30 seconds, he removed them after 30 seconds to allow them to cool down and repeated the process for about 3 minutes, seasoned with salt and pepper and added a teaspoon of crиme fraоche and moved the liquid eggs around a bit more. In my opinion, 3 minutes to prepare scrambled eggs ain’t long enough and that’s why he kinda ladeled this wet mess onto a piece of brioche toast.
Boy, if I wanted wet/runny uncooked eggs I would just crack them into a glass and drink them. Why bother dirtying a pot!? |
I like this tune! Thanks for thinking of it! |
Yes, you did! |
Didn’t the guy say he was 7’1”. Yogi Bear would say; he’s smarter than the average bear! In this case he might say the dude is larger than the average man! |
Is it just me OR…….
If they did just a head shot, she looks like a real human. |
Both of my sisters worked for the State of Michigan in and their primary focus was on providing programs to those in need. Are the programs designed to provide the recipient(s) a lavish lifestyle? Absolutely NOT! Are the programs intended to provide the recipient(s) a lifetime of assistance? Absolutely NOT! The programs are designed to give those in need a “helping hand” with food, housing, childcare, job prospects…..
Where my concerns are are with the elderly, some not aware OR TOO PROUD to explore programs that help ease some of the financial burden with food, medicine, etc.. In my town/county there is a program that provides voucher(s) to seniors for fresh fruits, vegetables and eggs. I qualify based on my age however I am “proud” and feel that I can comfortably buy the things that I want and need. Am I going to complain about Honey Crisp apples being $9.99 for a 3lb bag? Heck YES! By the way, thank you for the apology, that was very kind of you. |
Bump |
Undisputed Truth, SMILING FACES SOMETIMES
Smiling FACES sometimes Pretend to be your friend Smiling FACES show no traces Of the evil that lurks within (can you dig it?) Smiling FACES, smiling FACES, sometimes They don't tell the truth Smiling FACES, smiling FACES tell lies and I got proof Oh, oh, yeah Let me tell you The truth is in the eyes 'cause the eyes don't lie, amen Remember, a smile is just a frown turned upside down my friend So, hear me when I'm saying Smiling FACES , smiling FACES , sometimes, yeah They don't tell the truth Smiling FACES, smiling FACES tell lies and I got proof (Beware) beware of the handshake That hides the snake (can you dig it, can you dig it?) I'm a-tellin' you beware of the pat on the back It just might hold you back Jealousy, (jealousy) misery (misery) envy (envy) I tell you you can't see behind Smiling FACES , smiling FACES , sometimes Hey, they don't tell the truth Smiling FACES, smiling FACES tell lies and I got proof Hey, your enemy won't do you no harm (Rap on) 'cause you'll know where he's comin' from Don't let the handshake and the smile fool ya Take my advice, I'm only tryin' to school ya Smiling FACES , smiling FACES, sometimes They don't tell the truth Smiling FACES, smiling FACES tell lies and I got proof Smiling FACES, smiling FACES sometimes |
Hall & Oates, KISS ON MY LIST
My friends wonder why I call you all the time What can I say I don't feel the need to give such secrets away You think maybe I need help, no, I know I'm right, alright I'm just better off not listening to friends' advice When they insist on knowing my bliss I tell them this When they want to know what the reason is I only smile when I lie, then I tell them why your KISS is on my list (Because your KISS) your KISS is on my list Because your KISS is on my list of the best things in life (Because your KISS) your KISS is on my list (Because your KISS) your KISS I can't resist (Because your KISS) is what I miss when I turn out the lights I go crazy wondering what there is to really see Did the night just take up your time, 'cause it means more to me Sometimes I forget what I'm doing I don't forget what I want, what I want Regret what I've done, regret you, I couldn't go on But if you insist on knowing my bliss I'll tell you this If you want to know what the reason is I only smile when I lie, then I'll tell you why your KISS is on my list (Because your KISS) your KISS is on my list Because your KISS is on my list of the best things in life (Because your KISS) your KISS is on my list (Because your KISS) your KISS I can't resist (Because your KISS) is what I miss when I turn out the lights I really miss you babe your KISS is on my list (Because your KISS) your KISS is on my list Because your KISS is on my list of the best things in life (Because your KISS) your KISS is on my list (Because your KISS) your KISS I can't resist (Because your KISS) is what I miss when I turn out the lights your kiss is on my list (Because your KISS) your KISS I can't resist Because your KISS is on my list of the best things in life |
From the little bit that you have shared publicly and privately, I believe that you are an average hardworking , Canadian citizen, correct? Are you able to share your thoughts on what an average, hardworking Canadian citizen thinks about the unmotivated, unemployed Canadian citizen ? |
You know, no matter what I say, what stance I take, you seem to like to take pot shots at me.
What state does the single mother of one live because that has some bearing on whatever it is you’re trying paint. Effective February 21, 2025, minimum wage in Michigan was set at $12.48. Per Google; “ The current minimum wage in Florida is $13.00 per hour, according to the U.S. Department of Labor. This rate applies to all workers in the state, including those in tipped positions, though tipped employees may be paid a lower direct wage with tips making up the difference. The minimum wage is scheduled to increase to $15.00 per hour by September 30, 2026, with annual increases of $1.00 until then according to the U.S. Department of Labor. ” YOU’RE WELCOME! The way I see things is that there are a good deal of young people that want what their parent(s) have which they, the parent(s) worked years to acquire. GET REAL! There’s going to be years of peanut butter and jelly (if you can afford the jelly) , Kraft Macaroni & Cheese, store brand generic corn flakes instead of Cap’n Crunch, a plastic bag with unpopped popcorn as a treat instead of Doritos or Lays Potato Chips, Kool-Aid instead of Coca Cola. Life is all about making choices. And as for being a single mother with one child that only works 32 hours per week, she better consider getting a second job. Furthermore, she should have given thought to her circumstances before deciding to bring a child into the world. How much responsibility do I have, as a taxpayer, to provide woman or man with “luxuries” that I cannot even justify for myself. By the way, did you notice that Florida’s minimum wage of $13.00 includes those in tipped positions? When I return to Florida in October of November, maybe I will look for a 20 hour per week job tending bar or waitressing. I was a darn good “bartendress” back in the day. In my 37 year career working for a major healthcare provider I always maintained a second job. My primary job took care of my obligations, my second job was the “frosting on the cake”. Yeah, the second job provided me the extras. Yep, I have a decent stock portfolio, a waterfront home in Michigan, a place in Florida for the winter…. Life is all making choices. |
Google best helps me to define “milking the system”; “Milking the system" means taking unfair advantage of a system or situation, often to gain personal benefit or resources, sometimes dishonestly or excessively. It implies manipulating the system for maximum personal gain, similar to "milking it for all it's worth".
Do I think that dgraff is “milking the system”, no, I think he is participating in programs that he is eligible and qualifies for. |
Maybe the food stamp recipients should focus on budgeting wisely. Should they purchase Ultra-filtered, 52oz bottle of milk, no. Should they purchase lunch meat/cold cuts, no. Should they purchase over priced, sugary kid’s cold cereal, no. Maybe those ribeye steaks, even though they’re sale priced are out of the question and the family will need to get creative with the 80/20 ground beef. Things like cookies, donuts, snack cakes, ice cream, soda, salty snacks are a LUXURY not a NECESSITY. |
Apparently you took too long to respond. ![]() |
This ROBOT looks like the real deal!
only registered users can see external links |
This guy paid $10,000.00 to fly first class and see what he got……
only registered users can see external links What in the world!? ![]() |
Temptations*, (I KNOW ) I’M LOSING YOU
Your love is fading, I can feel your love fading Girl, it's fading away from me 'Cause your touch, your touch has grown cold As if someone else controls your very soul I've fooled myself long as I can Can feel the presence of another man It's there when you speak my name It's just not the same Ooh baby, I'm losing you It's in the air It's everywhere Ooh baby, I'm losing you When I look into your eyes A reflection of a FACE I see I'm hurtin', downhearted and worried girl 'Cause that FACE doesn't belong to me Oh, it's all over your FACE Someone's taken my place Ooh baby, I'm losing you You try hard to hide The emptiness inside Ooh, I can tell I'm losing you Ooh I don't wanna lose you Ooh, I can tell when we kiss From the tenderness I miss Ooh, little girl, I'm losing you Girl, I can feel it in my bones Any day you'll be gone Oh baby, I'm losing you Oh my dear What happened to the love we shared? Oh baby, I'm losing you I know it's true There's someone new Oh baby, baby, baby, I'm losing you * also phenomenal versions by The Faces and Rare Earth --------------------------------------- added after 10 minutes The Temptations only registered users can see external links The Faces. only registered users can see external links Rare Earth. only registered users can see external links |
The word for Thursday, July 3, FACE/FACES |
Haha!
Can you imagine having such a disproportionate figure or physique? It would be so difficult to buy clothes unless you had a seamstress or tailor on the payroll! The video I posted reminds me of Sir Mix-a-Lot’s, BABY GOT BACK Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt. It is so big. [scoff] She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends. But, you know, who understands those rap guys? [scoff] They only talk to her, because, she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay? I mean, her butt, is just so big. I can't believe it's just so round, it's like, out there, I mean— gross. Look! She's just so... black! [Sir Mix-a-Lot:] I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung, wanna pull up tough 'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh baby, I wanna get with you And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But that butt you got makes me so horny Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin You say you wanna get in my Benz? Well, use me, use me 'Cause you ain't that average groupie I've seen them dancin' To hell with romancin' She's sweat, wet, Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette I'm tired of magazines Sayin' flat butts are the thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!) Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!) Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!) Shake that healthy butt! Baby got back! (LA face with Oakland booty) Baby got back! (LA face with Oakland booty) (LA face with Oakland booty) [Sir Mix-a-Lot:] I like 'em round, and big And when I'm throwin' a gig I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal Now here's my scandal I wanna get you home And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh I ain't talkin' bout Playboy 'Cause silicone parts are made for toys I want 'em real thick and juicy So find that juicy double Mix-a-Lot's in trouble Beggin' for a piece of that bubble So I'm lookin' at rock videos Knock-kneed bimbos walkin' like hoes You can have them bimbos I'll keep my women like Flo Jo A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya I won't cuss or hit ya But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna [moan] Till the break of dawn Baby got it goin' on A lot of simps won't like this song 'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it And I'd rather stay and play 'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong And I'm down to get the friction on So, ladies! (Yeah!) Ladies! (Yeah) If you wanna roll in my Mercedes (Yeah!) Then turn around! Stick it out! Even white boys got to shout Baby got back! Baby got back! Yeah, baby... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin' to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3". [Sir Mix-a-Lot:] So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda My anaconda don't want none Unless you've got buns, hun You can do side bends or sit-ups, But please don't lose that butt Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role And tell you that the butt ain't gold So they toss it and leave it And I pull up quick to retrieve it So Cosmo says you're fat Well I ain't down with that! 'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin' And I'm thinkin' bout stickin' To the beanpole dames in the magazines: You ain't it, Miss Thing! Give me a sister, I can't resist her Red beans and rice didn't miss her Some knucklehead tried to diss 'Cause his girls are on my list He had game but he chose to hit 'em And I pull up quick to get wit 'em So ladies, if the butt is round, And you want a triple X throw down, Dial 1-900-MIXALOT And kick them nasty thoughts Baby got back! Baby got back! (Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x] |
Well, thank you for affirming that! Why would sexuality factor into the love of a parent for their child OR the love of a child for their parent? Love is love, what the world needs now is love, sweet love because all you need is love! |
My guess is you are using “you” as a general term directed at Americans, correct? Our country is eff’d up but let me take it a step further, the world is eff’d up! A good deal of the problem can be attributed to drugs.
Be happy that YOU are content YOUR socialist life in the Netherlands. |
Good tune!
BY THE WAY, I WOULD LIKE TO DECLARE MYSELF AS THE UNOFFICIAL WINNER OF TODAYS “WORD” POST! 🏆 My song featured both HOT and HEAT! Winner, winner, chicken dinner! ![]() |