“What the fuck” was she thinking of?

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Simplicity!

I believe that the cabin filter is accessed through the glove compartment on both my Buick and Cadillac.

This is so sad on so many levels. A brush fire intentionally set, a gunman ambushing first responders and two deaths. What is wrong with our country?

The Eagles, WITCHY WOMAN

Raven hair and ruby LIPS
Sparks fly from her fingertips
Echoed voices in the night
She's a restless spirit on an endless flight
Woo-hoo, witchy woman
See how high she flies
Woo-hoo, witchy woman
She got the moon in her eye
She held me spellbound in the night (woo-ooh)
Dancing shadows and firelight
Crazy laughter in another room (woo-ooh)
And she drove herself to madness with a silver spoon
Woo-hoo, witchy woman
See how high she flies
Woo-hoo, witchy woman
She got the moon in her eye
Ah, oh, ah-ah (aah-ah)
Ah, oh, ah-ah (aah-ah)
Ah, oh, ah-ah
Ah, oh, ah-ah (aah-ah)
Ah, oh, ah-ah (aah-ah)
Ah, oh, ah-ah
Well, I know you want a lover, let me tell you, brother
She's been sleeping in the Devil's bed
And there's some rumors going 'round, someone's underground
She can rock you in the nighttime 'til your skin turns red
Woo-hoo, witchy woman
See how high she flies
Woo-hoo, witchy woman
She got the moon in her eye

Hinder, LIPS OF AN ANGEL

Honey, why you calling me so late?
It's kinda hard to talk right now
Honey, why you crying, is everything okay?
I gotta whisper 'cause I can't be too loud
Well, my girl's in the next room
Sometimes I wish she was you
I guess we never really moved on
It's really good to hear your voice saying my name
It sounds so sweet
Coming from the LIPS of an angel
Hearing those words, it makes me weak
And I never wanna say goodbye
But, girl, you make it hard to be faithful
With the LIPS of an angel
It's funny that you're calling me tonight
And, yes, I've dreamt of you too
And does he know you're talking to me?
Will it start a fight?
No, I don't think she has a clue
Well, my girl's in the next room
Sometimes I wish she was you
I guess we never really moved on
It's really good to hear your voice saying my name
It sounds so sweet
Coming from the LIPS of an angel
Hearing those words, it makes me weak
And I never wanna say goodbye
But, girl, you make it hard to be faithful
With the LIPS of an angel
It's really good to hear your voice saying my name
It sounds so sweet
Coming from the LIPS of an angel
Hearing those words, it makes me weak
And I never wanna say goodbye
But, girl, you make it hard to be faithful
With the LIPS of an angel
And I never wanna say goodbye
But, girl, you make it hard to be faithful
With the LIPS of an angel
Honey, why you calling me so late?

Thanks for playin’, sherryann!

Little Big Town, GIRL CRUSH

I've got a girl crush
Hate to admit it but
I got a hard rush
It's slowin' down
I got it real bad
Want everything she has
That smile and that midnight laugh
She's givin' you now
I want to taste her LIPS
Yeah, 'cause they taste like you
I want to drown myself
In a bottle of her perfume
I want her long blond hair
I want her magic touch
Yeah, 'cause maybe then
You'd want me just as much
I've got a girl crush
I've got a girl crush
I don't get no sleep
I don't get no peace
Thinkin' about her
Under your bed sheets
The way that she's whisperin'
The way that she's pullin' you in
Lord knows I've tried
I can't get her off my mind
I want to taste her LIPS
Yeah, 'cause they taste like you
I want to drown myself
In a bottle of her perfume
I want her long blond hair
I want her magic touch
Yeah, 'cause maybe then
You'd want me just as much
I've got a girl crush
I've got a girl crush
Hate to admit it but
I got a heart rush
It ain't slowin' down

This is a short video showing Dolly Parton evolving from a child to who she is today. Take note of the dates on the pictures, the year is on the left and her age at that time is on the right.

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Two days in a row and no Blondie tune!? What in the world!

The word for Monday, June 30, LIPS

dgraff, who is “we”?

“ We say and do a lot of stuff on this site. Some good. some bad, but we never cross the line.”


I’ve been here 13 consecutive years and you’re right behind me with 12 years. I’ve not been booted have you? I seem to recall some stuff that happened with the ol’ “router caper”, do you remember that?

It’s all good. You know the track record, truth is a difficult concept for you-know-who!

Steppenwolfe, ROCK ME

She asked me maybe
I would share her sorrow
For all the men that tried to treat her wrong
Though just a baby
A waiting her tomorrow
It's ROCK me baby, ROCK me baby
All night long
She needs an answer to her confusion
Someone to guide her with tenderness
But if she's asking for a solution
All that she gets
You know it's something like this
I don't know where we come from
I don't know where we're going to
But if all of this should have a reason
We would be the last to know
So let's just hope there is a promised land
Hang on till then as best you can
Everybody's ills you know it
Fills her with compassion
That's why she tries to save the world alone
She helps the needy in her own fashion
And tries to give them all her own
She needs an answer for her confusion
Someone to guide her with tenderness
But when she's asking for a solution
All that she gets you know it's something like this
I don't know where we come from
I don't know where we're going to
But if all of this should have a reason
We would be the last to know
So let's just hope there is a promised land
Hang on till then as best you can
ROCK me baby, ROCK me baby all night long
ROCK me baby, ROCK me baby all night long
ROCK me baby, ROCK me baby all night long
ROCK me baby, ROCK me baby all night long
ROCK me baby, ROCK me baby all night long
ROCK me baby, ROCK me baby all night long
ROCK me baby, ROCK me baby all night long

Elvis, JAILHOUSE ROCK

The warden threw a party in the county jail
The prison band was there and they began to wail
The band was jumpin' and the joint began to swing
You should've heard those knocked out jailbirds sing
Let's ROCK
Everybody, let's ROCK
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse ROCK
Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone
Little Joe was blowin' on the slide trombone
The drummer boy from Illinois went crash, boom, bang
The whole rhythm section was a purple gang
Let's ROCK
Everybody, let's ROCK
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse ROCK
Number 47 said to number three
"You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see
I sure would be delighted with your company
Come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me"
Let's rock
Everybody, let's ROCK
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse ROCK, ROCK, ROCK
Sad Sack was sittin' on a block of stone
Way over in the corner weepin' all alone
The warden said, "Hey, buddy, don't you be no square
If you can't find a partner, use a wooden chair"
Let's ROCK
Everybody, let's ROCK
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse ROCK
Shifty Henry said to Bugs, "For Heaven's sake
No one's lookin', now's the chance to make a break"
Bugsy turned to Shifty and he said, "Nix nix
I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks"
Let's ROCK
Everybody, let's ROCK
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse ROCK
Dancin' to the Jailhouse ROCK, dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse ROCK, dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse ROCK

Joan Jett, I LOVE ROCK ‘n ROLL

I saw him dancin' there by the record machine
I knew he must've been about 17
The beat was goin' strong
Playin' my favorite song
And I could tell it wouldn't be long
'Til he was with me, yeah, me
And I could tell it wouldn't be long
'Til he was with me, yeah, me, singin'
"I love ROCK 'n roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love ROCK 'n roll
So come and take your time and dance with me"
Ow!
He smiled, so I got up and asked for his name
"That don't matter", he said, "'Cause it's all the same"
Said, "Can I take you home where we can be alone?"
And next, we were movin' on, he was with me, yeah, me
Next, we were movin' on, he was with me, yeah, me, singin'
"I love ROCK 'n roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love ROCK 'n roll
So come and take your time and dance with me"
Ow!
Said, "Can I take you home where we can be alone?
Next, we were movin' on, he was with me, yeah, me
And we'll be movin' on and singin' that same old song
Yeah, with me, singin'
"I love ROCK 'n roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love ROCK 'n roll
So come and take your time and dance with me"
I love ROCK 'n roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love ROCK 'n roll
So come and take your time and dance with-
I love ROCK 'n roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love ROCK 'n roll
So come and take your time and dance with-
I love ROCK 'n roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love ROCK 'n roll
So come and take your time and dance with-
I love ROCK 'n roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love ROCK 'n roll
So come and take your time and dance with me

Queen, WE WILL ROCK YOU

Buddy, you're a boy, make a big noise
Playing in the street, gonna be a big man someday
You got mud on your face, you big disgrace
Kicking your can all over the place, singin'
We will, we will ROCK you
We will, we will ROCK you
Buddy, you're a young man, hard man
Shouting in the street, gonna take on the world someday
You got blood on your face, you big disgrace
Waving your banner all over the place
We will, we will ROCK you, sing it
We will, we will ROCK you
Buddy, you're an old man, poor man
Pleading with your eyes, gonna make you some peace someday
You got mud on your face, big disgrace
Somebody better put you back into your place
We will, we will ROCK you, sing it
We will, we will ROCK you, everybody
We will, we will ROCK you, hmm
We will, we will ROCK you
Alright

The Byrds, SO YOU WANT TO BE A ROCK ‘n’ ROLL STAR

So you want to be a ROCK and roll star?
Then listen now to what I say
Just get an electric guitar
Then take some time and learn how to play
And with your hair swung right
And your pants too tight, it's gonna be all right
Then it's time to go downtown
Where the agent man won't let you down
Sell your soul to the company
Who are waiting there to sell plastic ware
And in a week or two if you make the charts
The girls'll tear you apart
The price you paid for your riches and fame
Was it all a strange game? You're a little insane
The money, the fame, and the public acclaim
Don't forget what you are, you're a ROCK and roll star
La, la la la la la, la la la la la la
La la la la la

Bob Seger, LIKE A ROCK

Stood there boldly, sweatin' in the Sun
Felt like a million, felt like number one
The height of summer, I'd never felt that strong
Like a ROCK
I was 18, didn't have a care
Working for peanuts, not a dime to spare
But I was lean and solid everywhere
Like a ROCK
My hands were steady, my eyes were clear and bright
My walk had purpose, my steps were quick and light
And I held firmly to what I felt was right
Like a ROCK
Like a ROCK , I was strong as I could be
Like a ROCK, nothin' ever got to me
Like a ROCK , I was something to see
Like a ROCK
And I stood arrow straight
Unencumbered by the weight of all these hustlers and their schemes
I stood proud, I stood tall
High above it all
I still believed in my dreams
20 years now, where'd they go?
20 years, I don't know
I sit and I wonder sometimes
Where they've gone
And sometimes late at night
Oh, when I'm bathed in the firelight
The moon comes callin' a ghostly white
And I recall, I recall
Like a ROCK, standin' arrow straight
Like a ROCK, chargin' from the gate
Like a ROCK, carryin' the weight
Like a ROCK
Oh, like a ROCK, the sun upon my skin
Like a ROCK , hard against the wind
Like a ROCK, I see myself again
Like a ROCK
Oh, like a ROCK

What year?

I still want to own a Mustang before I get too to get in and get out of it! You should see all the old farts around here tooling around town in their convertible Vettes! I think it’s just the old farts that are able to afford the car and its insurance!

Wow!

“you've brought that up in everyone of my memberships.”

IF I brought anything up it was because you had a different spin on things. You enjoy the challenge, search the Forum for just how many times the story was repeated and under what circumstance was it shared.

“And, frankly, now, I believe you do so just to justify your "please, look, I'm such a nice person" attitude. We both know you are not.”

I am confident about who I am and from my vantage point, you seem to be confused about a number of things. Oh yeah!

Thank you. You know, I have always maintained that you guys can say anything/or call her anything and she laps it up. I’ve been a “one eyed bitch” because I reached out to her regarding the validity of her gallery and she’s never let it go.

You know as long as you feel the need to “mention” me, I feel the need to respond. Here’s what I find offensive;

“And, do I owe her one? If having to endure the constant reminder from her and you that I should genuflect every time I see her pic, then, yes, I guess I owe her one.
So, Pussy Dgraff, what else? And, if you remember what you’ve just brought up, then you should also remember that I deleted every pic in mt gallery except one.”

Endure MY “constant reminder”!? Ha! I haven’t kept track of or counted the number of times, I’m sure there’s been 2 or 3, maybe more but it’s not like I make a post about do you know what TWOWARMTTS did back when? And when you use a big word why not make sure you use it properly. Genuflect? Bow every time you see my picture? Just a suggestion, don’t visit my page!

And as for you deleting all but one picture, that is the truth, HOWEVER that one picture was placing blame on me and big9inch21 * for the removal of all your gallery pictures. You were not owning any of this being “your fault” you were pointing blame on us.

In case a new or fresh eye is reading the post(s), because I ASKED admin to include a freeze vote option on voting, I would reach out to the member in question with a screenshot of the referral to show that it is legit and I pretty much write the same blurb; You/your profile has been referred to the Evaluation Panel for xxx . Please consider (I always use the word consider because it is your choice whether you want to comply OR NOT) removing xxx otherwise your profile is in jeopardy of being deleted. Please reach out to me if you have any questions.

2 or 3 of my 19 blacklisters have blacklisted me because I have reached out to them in that capacity.

* Just for point of reference when TWOWARMTTS came on the ShowYourDick/ShowYourCunt radar, we were using the original name AND big9inch21 was the king of the site.
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Oops! CORRECTION; I’ve been blacklisted by a new member so that makes 20 not 19!

I didn’t think about that because I completely forgot about those “enhancements” being sold!

It must be out of the question for her to be a back sleeper!

Very, very cool gift you were given. I enjoy giving gifts that are unexpected and something that the recipient might not indulge themselves with. The fastest I ever drove was in the low 90’s and I had no idea I was going that fast and quickly slowed down. I’ve never rode on a motorcycle and I probably would be scared shitless. No windshield, no hood, no doors, no trunk, absolutely nothing to offer you any protection. Not for me, no how, no way!

Your last sentence says much about you and in that respect, we are much alike! I lean toward being “practical”. One truth about me; I do not buy lottery tickets, never bought a lottery because I do not feel that I am “lucky”. Luck for me is keeping my $20 rather than pissing it away on lottery tickets that would probably be losers. Prior to leaving employment, if there were football squares for sale, I’m in and IF OF there was a Mega Lottery of some sort, I would toss in some cash (we never won anything).

Were you aware that the picture that I commented on, I wasn’t able to see your response because you changed the picture to “Friends Only”?

Has FREDDY convinced you that you were my “puppet”? If so, you need to reach out to him and perhaps you can get back into good graces with him. Peace out.

What do you think a GMC SIERRA EV Denali, current base price $89,900.00, with moderate use will have for a trade in allowance or resale value in 6 or 7 years? My GUESS is zip, nada, NOTHING. That’s probably one of the vehicles that a new battery is going to cost $20,000.00. Oh, hell NO!

Ever hear of the term LEAD BY EXAMPLE?

How many miles are you towing and approximately 6,000lbs? What in the world are you towing?

Do you think her behind is real? Her curves were CRAZY, I’ve never seen proportions quite like that!

I use my phone and didn’t even see (or find anything) regarding the projected cost. Admittedly I stopped looking when I started chuckling about the proposed hand crafted WOOD hood of the vehicle. Wood, really?

I do not think that electric cars will come to full fruition in North America for quite some time or ever. Personally, I think HYBRID is the way to go and is the way of the future.

I might have a big misconception about European folk and cars HOWEVER cars are widely used by everyone here from the time they can legally drive, which is somewhere around the age of 16 until …….

You mention that you would like to race cars and my guess is there are others that share the same desire as you in nearby towns and countries. Unfortunately there’s a whole-lotta car unofficial car racing going on here every day and there are fatalities associated with it. Heck, I can be coming home from the market on a clear, sunny afternoon, road conditions are dry and hit or be hit by another driver because of something as simple as a momentary distraction. Getting behind the wheel of a car is a “chance” many folks take every day.

Really? I don’t think so. With my initial observation, my eyes would probably bug out of my face, my jaw would drop allowing my mouth to pop open and I hope she wouldn’t turn quickly and catch me with that crazy look upon my face!

Here’s a short video with some really nifty “ Food storage tips” . I was not aware that apples can extend the “shelf life” of potatoes. There’s a tip for keeping watermelon fresher longer but I think they are full of hooey!

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Need a long lasting block of ice? This looks like an interesting “hack”!

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SOCIAL EXPERIMENT; What would your reaction be if you spotted something like this?

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The Beatles, I WANT TO HOLD YOUR HAND

Oh, yeah, I'll tell you somethin'
I think you'll understand
When I say that somethin'
I want to hold your HAND
I want to hold your HAND
I want to hold your HAND
Oh, please, say to me
You'll let me be your man
And please, say to me
You'll let me hold your HAND
You'll let me hold your HAND
I want to hold your HAND
And when I touch you
I feel happy inside
It's such a feelin' that my love
I can't hide
I can't hide
I can't hide
Yeah, you got that somethin'
I think you'll understand
When I say that somethin'
I want to hold your HAND
I want to hold your HAND
I want to hold your HAND
And when I touch you
I feel happy inside
It's such a feelin' that my love
I can't hide
I can't hide
I can't hide
Yeah, you got that somethin'
I think you'll understand
When I feel that somethin'
I want to hold your HAND
I want to hold your HAND
I want to hold your HAND
I want to hold your HAND

Fleetwood Mac, SECOND HAND NEWS

I know there's nothin' to say
Someone has taken my place
When times go bad
When times go rough
Won't you lay me down in tall grass
And let me do my stuff
I know I got nothin' on you
I know there's nothin' to do
When times go bad
And you can't get enough
Won't you lay me down in the tall grass
And let me do my stuff
One thing I think you should know
I ain't gonna miss you when you go
Been down so long
I've been tossed around enough
Aww, couldn't you just
Let me go down and do my stuff
I know you're hopin' to find
Someone who's gonna give you peace of mind
When times go bad
When times go rough
Won't you lay me down in the tall grass
And let me do my stuff
Do it, do it, do it
I'm just second HAND news
I'm just second HAND news, yeah
I'm just second HAND news
I'm just second HAND news, yeah
I'm just second HAND news
I'm just second HAND news, yeah
I'm just second HAND news
I'm just second HAND news, yeah
Yeah

These are some smart dogs! I just wonder whether she’s trained them to sweep and mop the floor!?

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Steve Winwood, VALERIE

So wild, standing there
With her hands in her hair
I can't help remember
Just where she touched me
There's still no face
Here in her place
So cool, she was like
Jazz on a Summer's day
Music, high and sweet
Then she just blew away
Now she can't be that warm
With the wind in her arms
Valerie, CALL on me
CALL on me, Valerie
Come and see me
I'm the same boy I used to be
Love songs fill the night
But they don't tell it all
Not how lovers cry out
Just like they're dying
Her cries hang there
In time, somewhere
Someday, some good wind
May blow her back to me
Some night, I may hear her like she used to be
No, it can't be that warm
With the wind in her arms
Valerie, CALL on me
CALL on me, Valerie
Come and see me
I'm the same boy I used to be
So cool, she was like
Jazz on a Summer's day
Music, high and sweet
Then she just blew away
Now she can't be that warm
With the wind in your arms
Valerie, CALL on me
CALL on me, Valerie
Come and see me
I'm the same boy I used to be
I'm the same boy I used to be

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I spotted the funniest thing on a member’s profile under “Additional info”;

“Additional Info: Can someone add me as a friend. I'll do the same. 💕 Just here to have a good time!!”

The member has their profile set to that where you’re required to send them a PM for a friendship request. What in the world!?

This short video showcases police that didn’t handle a police matter correctly.

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Carole King*, YOU’VE GOT A FRIEND

When you're down and troubled
And you need some lovin' care
And nothin', nothin' is goin' right
Close your eyes and think of me
And soon I will be there
To brighten up even your darkest night
You just CALL out my name
And you know, wherever I am
I'll come runnin'
To see you again
Winter, spring, summer or fall
All you have to do is CALL
And I'll be there
You've got a friend
If the sky above you
Grows dark and full of clouds
And that old north wind begins to blow
Keep your head together
And CALL my name out loud
Soon you'll hear me knockin' at your door
You just CALL out my name
And you know, wherever I am
I'll come runnin', runnin', yeah, yeah
To see you again
Winter, spring, summer or fall
All you have to do is CALL
And I'll be there, yes, I will
Now, ain't it good to know that you've got a friend
When people can be so cold?
They'll hurt you, yes, and desert you
And take your soul if you let them
Oh, but don't you let them
You just CALL out my name
And you know, wherever I am
I'll come runnin', runnin', yeah, yeah
To see you again
Winter, spring, summer or fall
All you have to do is CALL
And I'll be there, yes, I will
You've got a friend
You've got a friend
Ain't it good to know you've got a friend
Ain't it good to know, ain't it good to know
Ain't it good to know
You've got a friend
Oh, yeah, now, you've got a friend
Yeah baby, you've got a friend
Oh, yeah, you've got a friend


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Good choice! 👍

Good choice, I ❤️ this tune!!

Be well and be happy!

Sorry, I can’t take any “credit” for having regular conversations with Jamie. Perhaps I’m looking at life and “things” incorrectly because in order to have any type of relationship, whether in real life or online, both/all people must have the desire to actively “participate” in said relationship .

Both my parents and my older sister are deceased, just my younger sister and myself are left. As much as I want a strong relationship with my sister, my only remaining family member, she’s got to want to have a similar relationship with me, too, otherwise everything is lopsided. I realize that I’m in a different situation than the majority of my friends however from time to time I need to remind them that the phone works both ways. Perhaps YOU understand that I’m talking about being a bachelor.

Great, you understood the ramifications involved in “starting over” but you seemed to skip over the “WHY” there is the need to “start over”.

And as far as me having many gifts, YES, I have many gifts! I have accumulated 13+ years of gifts because when the going gets tough, I have not deleted my profile. Just to be clear, the gifts on my page are a representation of my positive as well as negative interactions with others.

Start new sounds like it should be an easy concept to understand but I guess I’m not that smart. With regard to this website, deleting a well established profile and creating a new profile seems extreme and over the top. Are you able to explain what starting new means to you? By deleting your profile you lost ALL your points, you lost ALL your gifts (and so did ALL of the members that you gifted), you lost your tenure that allowed you to verify members and your ability to vote on the Evaluation Panel. Are you able to articulate the positive aspect of deleting the entire profile and “starting new”?

My perception of Jamie is that he is super sensitive. I don’t believe that he likes or enjoys the bickering that goes on. It is my opinion that he likes Sir-Skittles and he likes you, too. Jamie enjoys a good laugh but it is upsetting to him when things are taken too far .

I’m not sure why Jamie comes and goes as much as he does, he’s never told me why. Between you and me, it wouldn’t surprise me if he’s already returned and has befriended and is interacting with the members that make him happy!