This should be a worry to anyone that wants a self driving vehicle!

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Hall & Oates, SARA SMILE

Baby hair, with a woman's eyes
I can feel you watching in the night
All alone with me and we're waiting for the sunlight

When I feel cold, you warm me
And when I feel I can't go on
You come and hold me
It's you and me forever

Sara, SMILE
Oh, won't you SMILE awhile for me, Sara?

If you feel like leaving, you know you can go
But why don't you stay until tomorrow?
If you want to be free
You know all you got to do is say so

When you feel cold, I'll warm you
And when you feel you can't go on
I'll come and hold you
It's you and me forever

Sara, SMILE
Oh, won't you SMILE awhile for me, Sara?
Sara, SMILE
Oh, won't you SMILE awhile, Sara?

SMILE awhile
Oh, won't you SMILE awhile for me, Sara?
Oh, SMILE awhile
Won't you laugh, Sara?
Thank you for making me feel like a man
Not keeping me crazy, crazy
SMILE awhile

Chicago, MAKE ME SMILE

Children play in the park, they don't know
I'm alone in the dark, even though
Time and time again I see your face SMILING inside-ide

I'm so happy (Oh yeah)
That you love me (Oh yeah)
Life is lovely (It is, oh)
When you're near me
Tell me, you will stay?
Make me SMILE

Living life is just a game, so they say, hey
All the games we used to play
Fade away, ooh
We may now enjoy those dreams we shared so long ago

Oh, my darling (Oh oh)
Got to have you (Yeah yeah)
Feel the magic (Ooh ooh whoa)
When I hold you (Hold you)
Cry sweet tears of joy
Touch the sky

Now I need you
More than ever
No more crying
We're together
Tell me, you will stay
Make me SMILE

“You gotta be kidding me!”

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And I waited too long to “jump” and the gorgeous parcel of property was sold and sadly I have not (YET) invested in precious metals.

Thank you for the kind wishes, kebmo!

Yesterday was a first for me……Yes, you guessed correctly, I prepared the turkey! I have baked chicken, you know, something the size of what you might purchase fully cooked at the grocery store, HOWEVER THIS WAS THE FIRST TIME I PREPARED A TURKEY AND HAM FOR A GROUP OF 18 PEOPLE! The turkey was perfect but unfortunately, I thought the gravy was too salty and there’s no way to fix that!

It was a long day, up at 05:15am, brewed a pot of coffee, combined the stuffing components that were chopped the previous day, stuffed the turkey, turkey in the oven at 06:30am. According to the label, the turkey was only 13.18lbs so it was done roasting at 12:30-ish, pulled out of the oven, allowed to rest, carving began shortly after 1pm and sliced turkey placed in crock pot to be kept warm until 2 o’clock mealtime. Dinner on table at scheduled time and everything was delicious (with exception of the gravy)!

CAROL OF THE BELLS

Ding, dong, ding, dong, ding
Ding, dong, ding, dong, ding
Ding, dong, ding, dong, ding

Ding, dong, ding, dong
Ding, dong, ding, dong
Ding, dong, ding, dong
Ding, dong, ding, dong

Hark how the bells, sweet silver bells
All seem to say, "Throw cares away"
CHRISTMAS is here, bringing good cheer
To young and old, meek and the bold

Ding-dong, ding-dong, that is their song
With joyful ring, all caroling
One seems to hear, words of good cheer
From ev'rywhere, filling the air

Ding, dong, ding
Ding, dong

Oh, how they pound, raising the sound
O'er hill and dale, telling their tale
Gaily they ring while people sing
Songs of good cheer, CHRISTMAS is here
Merry, merry, merry, merry CHRISTMAS
Merry, merry, merry, merry CHRISTMAS

Hark how the bells, sweet silver bells
All seem to say, "Throw cares away"
CHRISTMAS is here, bringing good cheer
To young and old, meek and the bold

Ding-dong, ding-dong, that is their song
With joyful ring, all caroling
One seems to hear, words of good cheer
From ev'rywhere, filling the air
Merry, merry, merry, merry CHRISTMAS
Merry, merry, merry, merry CHRISTMAS

On, on they send, on without end
Their joyful tone to ev'ry home

Ding, dong, ding, dong, ding
Ding, dong, ding, dong, ding

CHRISTMAS is here, bringing good cheer
To young and old, meek and the bold
Ding-dong, ding-dong, that is their song
With joyful ring, all caroling

Ding-dong, ding-dong

Nope! No way do I miss snow!

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Queen, WE WILL ROCK YOU

Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace
Kickin' your can all over the place
Singin'

We WILL we WILL rock you
We WILL we WILL rock you

Buddy you're a young man hard man
Shoutin' in the street gonna take on the world some day
You got blood on yo' face
You big disgrace
Wavin' your banner all over the place

We WILL we WILL rock you
(Sing it out!)
We WILL we WILL rock you

Buddy you're an old man poor man
Pleadin' with your eyes gonna make you some peace some day
You got mud on your face
Big disgrace
Somebody better put you back into your place

We WILL we WILL rock you
(Sing it!)
We WILL we WILL rock you

(Everybody)

We WILL we WILL rock you
We WILL we WILL rock you

(Alright)

Whoops! This is not the first mistake that I’ve made and my guess is that it won’t be my last. Thank you for pointing out my error my error to me.

Nothing screams “Ho! Ho! Ho!” like holiday hemorhoids! All I can say is “ouch”!

I wish money would be allocated to repair Michigan roads!

What does 80 million Canadian dollars equate to in USD ?

The word for Thursday, December 24, WILL

Guess Who, SHARE THE LAND

Have you been around?
Have you done your SHARE of comin' down
On different things that people do?
Have you been aware?
You got brothers and sisters who care
About what's gonna happen to you
In a year from now

Maybe I'll be there to shake your hand (Shake your hand)
Maybe I'll be there to SHARE the land (SHARE the land)
That they'll be givin' away
When we all live together, we're talkin' 'bout together, now

Maybe I'll be there to shake your hand (Shake your hand)
Maybe I'll be there to SHARE the land (SHARE the land)
That they'll be givin' away
When we all live together, we're talkin' 'bout together, now

Did you pay your dues?
Did you read the news
This morning when the paper landed in your yard?
Do you know their names?
Can you play their games
Without losin' track
And coming down a bit too hard?

Maybe I'll be there to shake your hand (Shake your hand)
Maybe I'll be there to SHARE the land (SHARE the land)
That they'll be givin' away
When we all live together, we're talkin' 'bout together, now

Maybe I'll be there to shake your hand (Shake your hand)
Maybe I'll be there to SHARE the land (SHARE the land)
That they'll be givin' away
When we all live together, we're talkin' 'bout together, now

Maybe I'll be there to shake your hand (Shake your hand)
Maybe I'll be there to SHARE the land (SHARE the land)
That they'll be givin' away
When we all live together, we're talkin' 'bout together, now

Maybe I'll be there to shake your hand (Shake your hand)
Maybe I'll be there to SHARE the land (SHARE the land)
That they'll be givin' away
When we all live together, together together

(Shake your hand, SHARE the land)
You know I'll be standing by to help you if you worry
(Shake your hand, SHARE the land)
Now more sadness, no more sorrow, and no more bad times
(Shake your hand, SHARE the land)
Everyday comin' sunshine, everyday everybody laughin'
(Shake your hand, SHARE the land)
Walkin' together by the river, walkin' together and laughin'
(Shake your hand, SHARE the land)
Everybody singin' together, everybody singin' and laughin'
(Shake your hand, SHARE the land)
Good times, good times, everybody walkin' by the river now
(Shake your hand, share the land)
Walkin', singin', talkin', smilin', laughin' diggin' each other
(Shake your hand, share the land)
Everybody happy together, I'll be there to worry you if you need-a me
(Shake your hand, SHARE the land)
Call on me, call on me, call my name, I'll be runnin' to help you
(Shake your hand, SHARE the land)
Everybody walkin' by the river now, everyday everybody laughin'
(Shake your hand, SHARE the land)
Everybody singin' and talkin', smilin', laughin', diggin' each other

The word for Tuesday, December 23, HAVE

The Beatles, DAY TRIPPER

Got a good reason for taking the easy way out
Got a good reason for taking the easy way out now
She was a day tripper, one way ticket yeah
It took me so long to find out, and I found out

She's a big teaser, she took me HALF the way there
She's a big teaser, she took me HALF the way there now
She was a day tripper, one way ticket yeah
It took me so long to find out, and I found out

Tried to please her, she only played one night stands
Tried to please her, she only played one night stands now
She was a day tripper, Sunday driver yeah
It took me so long to find out, and I found out

Day tripper
Day tripper yeah
Day tripper
Day tripper yeah
Day tripper

I was not aware that “HALF” was in this tune. Great choice!

Alrighty, then…..

The word for Monday, December 22, HALF

Bump

I don’t care how good the food is, the owner/cook is one crazy looking woman!

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Foreignerr, COLD AS ICE

You're as COLD as ice
You're willing to sacrifice our love
You never take advice
Someday you'll pay the price, I know

I've seen it before
It happens all the time
You're closing the door
You leave the world behind

You're digging for gold
Yet throwing away
A fortune in feelings
But someday you'll pay

You're as cold as ice
You're willing to sacrifice our love
You want Paradise
But someday you'll pay the price
I know

I've seen it before
It happens all the time
You're closing the door
You leave the world behind
You're digging for gold
Yet throwing away
A fortune in feelings
But someday you'll pay

Cold as ice, you know that you are
Cold, (cold) as, (as) ice,
As cold as ice to me
(Cold, cold cold) (as, as, as) (ice)

(Ooh, ooh, ooh, cold as, cold as ice)
(You're as cold as icccce)
You're as cold as ice
(Cold as icccce),
Cold as ice I know
(You're as cold as icccce)
You're as cold as ice
(Cold as iccce)
Cold as ice I know
(You're as cold as icccce)
Oh yes I know
(Cold as icccce)
(You're as cold as icccce)
You're as cold as ice
(Cold as icccce)
Cold as ice I know
(You're as cold as icccce)
Oh, yes I know
(Cold as icccce)

The Beatles, LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS

Picture yourself in a boat on a river
With tangerine TREES and marmalade skies
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly
A girl with kaleidoscope eyes

Cellophane flowers of yellow and green
Towering over your head
Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes
And she's gone

Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Aaaaahhhhh...

Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain
Where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies
Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers
That grow so incredibly high

Newspaper taxis appear on the shore
Waiting to take you away
Climb in the back with your head in the clouds
And you're gone

Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Aaaaahhhhh...

Picture yourself on a train in a station
With plasticine porters with looking glass ties
Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile
The girl with the kaleidoscope eyes

Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Aaaaahhhhh...
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Aaaaahhhhh...
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds [fade out]

Quit cryin’! If ya snooze, ya lose!

Do people really send their fur babies/dogs to doggie daycare like this?

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I agree!

That’s funny!

No, Nimesh, buying tampons is NOT like buying gasoline!

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Nice!

Betty White was truly a funny lady, a pioneer of her time!

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Fleetwood Mac, GOLD DUST WOMAN

Rock on, gold dust woman
Take your silver spoon and dig your grave

Heartless challenge
Pick your path and I'll pray

Wake up in the morning
See your sunrise loves to go down

Lousy lovers PICK their prey
But they never cry out loud, cry out

Well, did she make you cry
Make you break down
Shatter your illusions of love?
And is it over now?
Do you know how?
PICK up the pieces and go home

Rock on, ancient queen
Follow those who pale in your shadow

Rulers make bad lovers
You better put your kingdom up for sale, up for sale

Well, did she make you cry
Make you break down
Shatter your illusions of love?
And is it over now?
Do you know how?
PICK up the pieces and go home

Well, did she make you cry
Make you break down
Shatter your illusions of love?
And now tell me is it over now?
Do you know how?
PICK up the pieces and go home
Go home
Go home

Ooh, pale shadow of a woman
Black widow
Pale shadow of a dragon
Dust woman

Ooh, pale shadow of a woman
Black widow
Ooh, pale shadow, she's a dragon
Gold dust woman

This tune never jumped into my head….nice choice, quint!

Hey, dgraff, I don’t miss this at all! Hell no!

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The word for Thursday, December 18, PICK

Bump

I did a darn good job today of power washing my paver stones! The only setback was I was wet and covered from head to toe with freakin’ dirt! Dirt in my hair, on my sunglasses, on my face, up to my knees, between my toes and even in my mouth! I was not working with my mouth open so my guess is that because I did not wear a mask, I breathed all that crap in. But my patio looks good!

And in my opinion, you are a pussy!

You’ve been a member for 4 months and have blacklisted 8 members! Really? And in the same 4 months, 4 members are have blacklisted you. Only one of the members that blacklisted you provided a reason and their reason was; “creep”. Odd that you call yourself Ratecommentinsult and you get upset aka insulted because members don’t agree with you? This site is for adults, you are 30 years old, don’t you think it’s time to grow up?

Allow me to explain something that your momma and daddy should have told you 25 years ago; everyone is not always going to agree with you.

In the case of your referral, 5 people did not agree with your assessment of lunar883. Suck it up buttercup, you were wrong, now take it like an adult.

Early this morning a female member was referred to the Evaluation Panel by Ratecommentinsult and his reason was;

“Repeated pics don’t look original or by self”

This wack-job was pissed that no one agreed with his lame referral and voted NO ABUSE. So in a true snowflake manner, he blacklisted each of the voting panel members. What a freakin’ pussy!

Steve Winwood, BACK IN THE HIGH LIFE AGAIN

It used to seem to me
That my life ran on too fast
And I had to take it slowly
Just to make the good parts last
But when you're born to run
It's so hard to just slow down
So don't be surprised to see me
Back in that bright part of town

I'll be back in the high life AGAIN
All the doors I closed one time will open up again
I'll be back in the high life AGAIN
All the eyes that watched me once will smile and take me in

And I'll drink and dance with one hand free
Let the world back into me
And on I'll be a sight to see
Back in the high life AGAIN

You used to be the best
To make life be life to me
And I hope that you're still out there
And you're like you used to be
We'll have ourselves a time
And we'll dance 'til the morning sun
And we'll let the good times come in
And we won't stop 'til we're done

We'll be back in the high life AGAIN
All the doors I closed one time will open up AGAIN
We'll be back in the high life AGAIN
All the eyes that watched us once will smile and take us in
And we'll drink and dance with one hand free
And have the world so easily
And oh we'll be a sight to see
Back in the high life AGAIN

We'll be back in the high life AGAIN
All the doors I closed one time will open up AGAIN
We'll be back in the high life AGAIN
All the eyes that watched us once will smile and take us in
And we'll drink and dance with one hand free
And have the world so easily
And oh we'll be a sight to see
Back in the high life AGAIN

Mike + The Mechanics, THE LIVING YEARS

Every generation
Blames the one before
And all of their frustrations
Come beating on your door

I know that I'm a prisoner
To all my Father held so dear
I know that I'm a hostage
To all his hopes and fears
I just wish I could have told him in the living years

Crumpled bits of paper
Filled with imperfect thought
Stilted conversations
I'm afraid that's all we've got

You say you just don't see it
He says it's perfect sense
You just can't get agreement
In this present tense
We all talk a different language
Talking in defense

Say it loud, say it clear
You can listen as well as you hear
It's too LATE when we die
To admit we don't see eye to eye

So we open up a quarrel
Between the present and the past
We only sacrifice the future
It's the bitterness that lasts

So don't yield to the fortunes
You sometimes see as fate
It may have a new perspective
On a different date
And if you don't give up, and don't give in
You may just be O.K.

Say it loud, say it clear
You can listen as well as you hear
It's too LATE when we die
To admit we don't see eye to eye

I wasn't there that morning
When my Father passed away
I didn't get to tell him
All the things I had to say

I think I caught his spirit
Later that same year
I'm sure I heard his echo
In my baby's new born tears
I just wish I could have told him in the living years

Say it loud, say it clear
You can listen as well as you hear
It's too LATE when we die
To admit we don't see eye to eye

Bertie Higgins, KEY LARGO

Wrapped around each other
Trying so hard to stay warm
That first cold winter together
Lying in each other's arms

Watching those old movies
Falling in love so desperately
Honey, I was your hero
And you were my leading lady

We had it all
Just like Bogie and Bacall
Starring in our own LATE, LATE show
Sailing away to Key Largo

Here's lookin' at you kid
Missing all the things we did
We can find it once again, I know
Just like they did in Key Largo

Honey, can't you remember
We played all the parts
That sweet scene of surrender
When you gave me your heart

Please say you will
Play it again
Cause I love you still
Baby this can't be the end

We had it all (we had it all)
Just like Bogie and Bacall
Starring in our old LATE, LATE show
Sailing away to Key Largo

Here's lookin' at you kid (here's lookin' at you kid)
Missing all the things we did
We can find it once again, I know
Just like they did in Key Largo

We had it all (we had it all)
Just like Bogie and Bacall

Paul Simon, LATE IN THE EVENING

The first thing I remember
I was lying in my bed
Couldn't have been no more than one or two
And I remember there's a radio
Comin' from the room next door
And my mother laughed the way some ladies do
When it's LATE in the evening
All the music seeping through

The next thing I remember
I am walking down the street
I'm feeling all right
I'm with my boys, I'm with my troops, yeah
And down along the avenue
Some guys were shootin' pool
And I heard the sound of a cappella groups, yeah
Singing LATE in the evening
And all the girls out on the stoops, yeah

Then I learned to play some lead guitar
I was **** in this funky bar
And I stepped outside to smoke myself a "J"
And when I came back to the room
Everybody just seemed to move
And I turned my amp up loud and I began to play
And it was LATE in the evening
And I blew that room away

The first thing I remember
When you came into my life
I said I'm gonna get that girl no matter what I do
Well I guess I'd been in love before
And once or twice I been on the floor
But I never loved no one the way that I loved you
And it was LATE in the evening
And all the music seeping through


As a side note, the song was “censored” because the word “under/age” was used!

The Zombies, SHES NOT THERE

Well, no one told me about her
The way she lied
Well, no one told me about her
How many people cried

But it's too LATE to say you're sorry
How would I know? Why should I care?
Please don't bother trying to find her
She's not there

Well, let me tell you 'bout the way she looked
The way she acts and the color of her hair
Her voice was soft and cool
Her eyes were clear and bright
But she's not there

Well, no one told me about her
What could I do?
Well, no one told me about her
Though they all knew

But it's too LATE to say you're sorry
How would I know? Why should I care?
Please don't bother trying to find her
She's not there

Well, let me tell you 'bout the way she looked
The way she acts and the color of her hair
Her voice was soft and cool
Her eyes were clear and bright
But she's not there

But it's too LATE to say you're sorry
How would I know? Why should I care?
Please don't bother trying to find her
She's not there

Well, let me tell you about the way she looked
The way she acts and the color of her hair
Her voice was soft and cool
Her eyes were clear and bright
But she's not there

Carole King, IT’S TOO LATE

Stayed in bed all morning just to pass the time
There's something wrong here, there can be no denying
One of us is changing, or maybe we've just stopped trying

And it's too LATE, baby, now it's too LATE
Though we really did try to make it
Something inside has died and I can't hide
And I just can't fake it, Oh no no

It used to be so easy living here with you
You were light and breezy and I knew just what to do
Now you look so unhappy, and I feel like a fool

And it's too LATE, baby, now it's too LATE
Though we really did try to make it
Something inside has died and I can't hide
And I just can't fake it, oh no no

There'll be good times again for me and you
But we just can't stay together, don't you feel it too
Still I'm glad for what we had, and how I once loved you

But it's too LATE, baby, now it's too LATE
Though we really did try to make it
Something inside has died and I can't hide
And I just can't fake it, Oh no no no no no

It's too LATE
Baby
It's too LATE
Now darling
It's too LATE

The word for Tuesday, December 16, LATE

I should have known someone was going to snag MY TUNE but I didn’t think it was going to be you…

Etta James, AT LAST

At LAST
My love has come along
My lonely days are over
And life is like a song

Oh yeah yeah
At LAST

The skies above are blue
My heart was wrapped up in clover
The night I looked at you

I found a dream, that I could speak to
A dream that I can call my own
I found a thrill to press my cheek to
A thrill that I have never known

Oh yeah yeah
You smiled, you smiled
Oh and then the spell was cast
And here we are in heaven
For you are mine...

At LAST

FORGET YOU! I’m posting Last Christmas!


Wham!, LAST CHRISTMAS

Happy Christmas

LAST Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special

LAST Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special

Once bitten and twice shy
I keep my distance
But you still catch my eye
Tell me, baby
Do you recognize me?
Well, it's been a year
It doesn't surprise me

Merry Christmas

I wrapped it up and sent it
With a note saying "I love you"
I meant it
Now I know what a fool I've been
But if you kissed me now
I know you'd fool me again

LAST Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special

LAST Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special

Oh, oh, baby

A crowded room
Friends with tired eyes
I'm hiding from you
And your soul of ice
My god, I thought you were someone to rely on
Me? I guess I was a shoulder to cry on

A face on a lover with a fire in his heart
A man under cover, but you tore me apart
Now I've found a real love. You'll never fool me again

LAST Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special

LAST Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special

A face on a lover with a fire in his heart
I gave you my heart
A man under cover, but you tore him apart
Maybe next year I'll give it to someone—
I'll give it to someone special

Special
Someone
Someone
I'll give it to someone—
I'll give it to someone special

Who give me something in return
I'll give it to someone—
Hold my heart and watch it burn
I'll give it to someone—

I'll give it to someone—
I'll give it to someone special

I thought you were here to stay
How could you love me for a day
I thought you were someone special

Gave you my heart

I'll give it to someone—
I'll give it to someone—

LAST Christmas
I gave you my heart
You gave it away

I'll give it to someone—
I'll give it to someone—

Great choice!

The word for Monday, December 15, LAST