Shoving toasters in your hoohoo, the missing remote, and other fucktardedness.

By #496814 at 29,May,16 15:51

I wish I was working at the first aid department of a hospital. The things people get to see there on an almost daily basis is just incredible. Mind that of all those bottles ending up in vagina's and asses, might must have to be removed by doctors due to it being sucked vacuum.

I just hope I never end up at one due to some silly adventure.

By phart at 20,Jul,17 02:56 other posts of phart

A friend working in the er about 20 years ago saw a woman come in with a large Coke bottle in her puss,dripping woman juices all over the floor as she walked. The doctors used a drill to make a small hole in the bottom of the bottle to let air in so they could pull it out. From what I can remember hearing the nurses had to give her a sedative because she was having orgasms while they were trying to remove the bottle. She was also high on dope.

By #491031 at 25,May,16 14:36

THIS IS A SEX SITE, DAMMIT!
There is no chuckling in sex.
The SYD Forum is for serious business like dick rating, urinal pissing and general, humorless postings of the "I never get laid in real life, but I'm really popular in chat" variety.
We're not here to have "fun"...we're here to pretend like the people we are talking to will actually have sex with us.
No one here wants you to smile.
Also, I found the remote, but seem to have misplaced the damn TV...

By #487013 at 08,Jul,17 18:20

I think I saw your missing TV Will. 😷

By #491031 at 08,Jul,17 19:31

Thanks, but it's too late.
It's been over a year since I posted that, and I had to go out and buy a new one...

By #435701 at 18,Jul,17 16:31

Hysterical!!

By #491031 at 26,May,16 03:23

The remote is a very important tool when it comes to taking pictures to post on SYD. How would we know how big a guy's dick is if he didn't have a TV remote to hold beside his boner?

Shoving toasters in your hoohoo, the missing remote, and other fucktardedness.

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