Listen lady, I only speak two languages: English and bad English.
- Korben Dallas

3-4 times daily on the average, 1-2 times daily on the slow and 5-8 times daily on the horny.

To see the graphs aka to see where you stand

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I have jacked off at school and a lot at work (slow job is a nice job)

usual routine get boring, I try new as often a I can.

I am cut and I love it, its easy to clean! (I'm simple like that)

I was 8 or so; I only hump a pillow, did not use my hands till 11.

Favorite: Deadpool (since 1995)
Sexiest: Jean Gray/Rachel Grey (red heads are hot)

done shortly after birth

I always nude. My house is clothing optional