"Fasten your seatbelts, its gonna be a bumpy night." Bette Davis in "All About Eve" (1950).
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"Look at me, ma, top of the world". James Cagney's last line in "White Heat" (1947).
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"His name was Cody Jarrett, he used to be a big shot." Gladys George, last line in "The Roaring Twenties" (1939) as James Cagney's character dies.

"If there's one thing worse than a woman living alone, its a woman who says she likes it."
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"Play it, Sam, play "As Time Goes By"
Ingrid Bergman in "Casablanca" (1941). (Nobody in the film ever says "Play it again, Sam".)

"This could be the start of a beautiful friendship."
Humphrey Bogart's last line to Paul Henried in "Casablanca" (1941)

"Oh Jerry, let's not reach for the moon, we have the stars."
Bette Davis's last line to Paul Henried in "Now, Voyager" (1942)

"This is the stuff that dreams are made of."
Humphrey Bogart's last line in "The Maltese Falcon" (1941)

"No, it was beauty killed the b e a s t."
The last line of "King Kong" (1933)

"We got time off - for good behaviour."
Tony Curtis in "Some Like It Hot" (1959) when questioned by the female bandleader about the amount of time he and Jack Lemmon (also in drag) claimed to have spent at "The Ladies' Conservatoire for Good Music".

"Hm, fresh!"
Jack Lemmon, also in "Some Like It Hot" as the two "ladies" were boarding the train and the guy checking their names gave him/her a helping hand - by patting Jack on the bum.

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Sometimes nothin can be a real cool hand,,,,, movie Cool hand Luke

Fill your hand you son of a bitch!

Iґll return when I come back! (Charlie Chaplin)

"Oh well, never mind, it'll soon melt."

Clifton Webb in "Sitting Pretty" (194 where he asks Maureen O'Hara "did you build that snowman?" and she replies "yes".

I was elected to lead....not to read (the Simpsons)

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord ?

Is that a gun or are you happy to see me?

Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.

I don't know nothin' about birthing babies.

The movie I've watched the most is 'Equilibrium', Starring Christian Bale.
Gun Kata is just very entertaining.
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"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina."

Guess the movie - hint: Arnold Schwarzenegger

'THATS NOT A KNIFE'

Benny, screw you!

I live to see you eat that contract, but I hope you save enough room for my fist, 'cos I'm going to shove it down your throat, and rip out your goddamn spine.

This, is my boomstick!

Monty, you terrible cunt.

Do it, do it......DO IT!

The new Starsky and Hutch.

Only 2 things come from Texas son, steers and quers, which one are you?

Full Metal Jacket.

Lauren Bacall to Humphrey Bogart (Bogie) in "To Have And Have Not"

“You know, you don’t have to act with me, Steve. You don’t have to say anything, and you don’t have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and… blow.”

Not a movie, Band of Brothers

2nd Lt. George Rice:
Looks like you guys are going to be surrounded.

Richard Winters:
We're paratroopers, Lieutenant. We're supposed to be surrounded.

"GET TO DA CHOPPA!"

It's not a great film nor is it a one liner BUT back in the day, it was a funny show.

"I'm going to get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see!"

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from "They Live" I have come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, …. and I'm all out of bubble gum.

I am Ania Montoia,you killed my father,prepare to die!!!repeat 50 times.
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The princess bride

I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it's a fucking comedy.

Arthur Fleck : Knock knock.

Murray Franklin : Who's there?

Arthur Fleck : It's the police, ma'am! Your son's been hit by a drunk driver. He's dead!

Fill your hand you son of a bitch!

"One of these days, Alice... BANG! ZOOM!"

Jackie Gleason (aka "Ralph Kranden") in "The Honeymooners".

The scene in "Reservior Dogs" the gangster guys were
discussing about sex with a duck, the one guy says
"don't let it look back at you"... Hilarious!!!

"of all the gin joints, in all the cities of the world, she walks into mine"
Bogart in Casablanca

"I'll be back"...

Darth Vader (James Earl Jones) made it official
before the T1000 (Arnold Schwarzeneger) made it "cool".

That there is Cundalini....and Cundalini wants his hand back

You only need to hang mean bastards, but mean bastards you need to hang!
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Well, cut my legs off and call me Shorty!

He's so far back in the closet, he's in fucking Narnia.

Her vagine hang like sleeve of wizard.

Colossus: You will come talk with Professor Xavier.
Deadpool: McAvoy or Stewart? These timelines can get so confusing

Now, I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s.

Listen lady, I only speak two languages: English and bad English.
- Korben Dallas

SNL more cowbell

I'm your huckleberry.

I've been thinking about laws on Mars. There's an international treaty saying that no country can lay claim to anything that's not on Earth. By another treaty if you're not in any country's territory, maritime law aplies. So Mars is international waters. Now, NASA is an American non-military organization, it owns the Hab. But the second I walk outside I'm in international waters. So Here's the cool part. I'm about to leave for the Schiaparelli Crater where I'm going to commandeer the Ares IV lander. Nobody explicitly gave me permission to do this, and they can't until I'm on board the Ares IV. So I'm going to be taking a craft over in international waters without permission, which by definition... makes me a pirate. Mark Watney: Space Pirate.

"37!! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!!"
"In a row??"

All I got is my balls and my word...
scarface..al pacino

But ya are, Blanche, ya are!

I knew I knew you, I knew I knew you. But you ain't you. You can't be you. We put you through the window. There ain't no coming back. This is the really real world, there ain't no coming back. We killed you dead, there ain't no coming back! There ain't no coming back! There ain't no coming back!


If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever

FIRE IT UP, FIRE IT UP, FIRE IT UP

I have lived most of my life surrounded by my enemies. I would be grateful to die surrounded by my friends.

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She has no idea. If I had a blacklight, this place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting

The night's as hot as hell. It's a lousy room in a lousy part of a lousy town - I'm staring at a goddess. She's telling me she wants me. I'm not going to waste one more minute wondering how I've gotten this lucky. She smells like angels ought to smell, the perfect woman.... the Goddess. Goldie. She says her name is Goldie.


The Fire, b@by. It'll burn us both. It'll kill us both. There's no place in this world for our kind of fire. My warrior woman. My Valkyrie. You'll always be mine. Always... and never.

Glass or plastic, glass or plastic?

You're growing up. And rain sort of remains on the branches of a tree that will someday rule the Earth. And it's good that there is rain. It clears the month of your sorry rainbow expressions, and it clears the streets of the silent armies... so we can dance.
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You gotta have presence on the court. Presence like a cheetah rather than a chimp. Sure, they both got it, but Chimpy gotta jump his nuts around to get it. The shy cheetah moves with total nonchalance, stickin' it to them in his sexy, slow strut. Me? I play like a cheetah.

This, this one night, two of my brothers came and woke me up in the middle of the night. And they said they had a surprise for me. So they took me to the barn up in the loft and there was my oldest Bro Dan, with Alice, Alice Jardine. I mean, picture a girl who just took a nosedive from the ugly tree and hit every branch coming down. And... and Dan's got his shirt off and he's working on this bra and he's tryin to get it off and all of a sudden Shawn just screams out, "Danny you're a young man, don't do it!" And so Alice Jardine hears this and she screams and she jumps up and she tries to get running out of the barn but she's still got this shirt over her head. She goes running right into the wall and knocks herself out. So now Danny's just so mad at us. He, he starts coming after us, but... but at the same time Alice is over there unc*nsci*us. He's gotta wa... , wake her up. So he grabs her by a leg and he's drag, dragging her. At the same time he picks up a shovel. And he's going after Shawn, and Shawn's saying, "What are you trying to hit me for? I just did you a favor!" And so this makes Dan more angry. He tries to swing this thing, he looses the shovel, goes outta his grasp and hits a kerosene lantern; the thing explodes, the whole barn almost goes up because of this thing. That was it. That was the last, that was, Dan went off to basic the next day. That was the last night the four of us were together. That was two years ago. Tell me about your wife and those rosebushes?

I'm taking you off my buddy list bitch! I hope you get a virus! You and your computer!
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Peace.

Peace is meant to explain a state of tranquility. Ok? So why don't you try finding a way to say goodbye, now that you're among civilized people.

Well, Mr. Civilized, peace can also be used interjectionally, as a request, greeting or farewell. So, try to find another way to be an asshole, if you don't know your, grammar, that is. Peace.

Somebody ripped off the thing I ripped off!

Shit, man, I'm gonna be late for work again. That's the fifth time this week, and it's only Tuesday, man.

Your little walkie talkies... have gone walkies.

Well, you know what they say. Two's company. Three gets us talked about.

We've come on holiday by mistake.

Then the fucker will rue the day.

I've just been called a ponce.

GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN!!!

SCRUBERS.

I'm not from London.