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Started by Sickboy at 20,Jan,14 22:28  other posts of Sickboy
If you love films and the one liners stick in your head, go on share them here...... "I have always depended on the kindness of strangers."......

Ps and yes I got my inspiration from...Bella, Great songs/Great lyrics what!! .....pps I have been thinking about doing this for along time, so here goes!!

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By routemaster at 29,Nov,23 02:26 other posts of routemaster 
"Fasten your seatbelts, its gonna be a bumpy night." Bette Davis in "All About Eve" (1950).
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"Look at me, ma, top of the world". James Cagney's last line in "White Heat" (1947).
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"His name was Cody Jarrett, he used to be a big shot." Gladys George, last line in "The Roaring Twenties" (1939) as James Cagney's character dies.

By routemaster at 18,Jul,18 22:25 other posts of routemaster 
"If there's one thing worse than a woman living alone, its a woman who says she likes it."
Thelma Ritter to Doris Day in "Pillow Talk" (1959)---------------------------------------

"Play it, Sam, play "As Time Goes By"
Ingrid Bergman in "Casablanca" (1941). (Nobody in the film ever says "Play it again, Sam".)

"This could be the start of a beautiful friendship."
Humphrey Bogart's last line to Paul Henried in "Casablanca" (1941)

"Oh Jerry, let's not reach for the moon, we have the stars."
Bette Davis's last line to Paul Henried in "Now, Voyager" (1942)
By SAGGY_GRANNY at 21,Jun,23 01:02 other posts of SAGGY_GRANNY 
Casablanca, my all time favorite.

By routemaster at 18,Jul,18 14:45 other posts of routemaster 
"This is the stuff that dreams are made of."
Humphrey Bogart's last line in "The Maltese Falcon" (1941)

"No, it was beauty killed the b e a s t."
The last line of "King Kong" (1933)

"We got time off - for good behaviour."
Tony Curtis in "Some Like It Hot" (1959) when questioned by the female bandleader about the amount of time he and Jack Lemmon (also in drag) claimed to have spent at "The Ladies' Conservatoire for Good Music".

"Hm, fresh!"
Jack Lemmon, also in "Some Like It Hot" as the two "ladies" were boarding the train and the guy checking their names gave him/her a helping hand - by patting Jack on the bum.

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By SAGGY_GRANNY at 21,Jun,23 01:01 other posts of SAGGY_GRANNY 
The Maltese Falcon, one of my favorites.

By t-rex at 21,Jun,23 00:28 other posts of t-rex 
Sometimes nothin can be a real cool hand,,,,, movie Cool hand Luke

By wycowboy at 20,Jun,23 20:52 other posts of wycowboy 
Fill your hand you son of a bitch!

By #551482 at 12,Feb,20 19:57
Iґll return when I come back! (Charlie Chaplin)
By biggg at 19,Jun,23 20:29 other posts of biggg 
Oh! This was little old me! And Iґm back too :-)

By routemaster at 18,Jun,23 22:59 other posts of routemaster 
"Oh well, never mind, it'll soon melt."

Clifton Webb in "Sitting Pretty" (194 where he asks Maureen O'Hara "did you build that snowman?" and she replies "yes".

By biggg at 30,Aug,22 16:57 other posts of biggg 
I was elected to lead....not to read (the Simpsons)

By SLUT! at 30,Aug,22 16:56 other posts of SLUT! 
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord ?

By spermkiss at 28,Jun,21 18:19 other posts of spermkiss 
Is that a gun or are you happy to see me?
By tb1 at 30,Aug,22 13:41 other posts of tb1 

By Sickboy at 27,Jun,21 23:15 other posts of Sickboy 
Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.
By #275407 at 28,Jun,21 18:01
By Sickboy at 29,Jun,21 19:20 other posts of Sickboy 

By spermkiss at 28,Jun,21 18:18 other posts of spermkiss 
I don't know nothin' about birthing babies.

By Ananas2xLekker at 28,Jun,21 12:15 other posts of Ananas2xLekker 
The movie I've watched the most is 'Equilibrium', Starring Christian Bale.
Gun Kata is just very entertaining.
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By HotFuckerBoy at 27,Jun,21 23:36 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 
"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina."

Guess the movie - hint: Arnold Schwarzenegger
By Sickboy at 27,Jun,21 23:45 other posts of Sickboy 
Kindergarten Cop!
By HotFuckerBoy at 28,Jun,21 00:47 other posts of HotFuckerBoy 

By #485312 at 15,Feb,20 06:38

By andrew999999999 at 14,Feb,20 15:30 other posts of andrew999999999 
Benny, screw you!

I live to see you eat that contract, but I hope you save enough room for my fist, 'cos I'm going to shove it down your throat, and rip out your goddamn spine.

This, is my boomstick!

Monty, you terrible cunt.

By #518526 at 14,Feb,20 12:59
Do it, do it......DO IT!

The new Starsky and Hutch.

Only 2 things come from Texas son, steers and quers, which one are you?

Full Metal Jacket.

By SAGGY_GRANNY at 13,Feb,20 15:46 other posts of SAGGY_GRANNY 
Lauren Bacall to Humphrey Bogart (Bogie) in "To Have And Have Not"

“You know, you don’t have to act with me, Steve. You don’t have to say anything, and you don’t have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and… blow.”

By new2day at 13,Feb,20 14:43 other posts of new2day 
Not a movie, Band of Brothers

2nd Lt. George Rice:
Looks like you guys are going to be surrounded.

Richard Winters:
We're paratroopers, Lieutenant. We're supposed to be surrounded.

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By #485312 at 13,Feb,20 01:02
Its not a Tumor
If it Bleeds, We can Kill IT
I'm not Shitting on YOU
Fuck You, Asshole
Screw You
Do IT. Do IT Now
Chill Out Dick Wad.
Hasta la vista, Baby
I'll be Back!!
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sounds like an Arnie Script *lix*
By #610494 at 13,Feb,20 14:27
Stick around
Let off some steam Bennett
Yakitty-yak don't talk back!
Who is your daddy and what does he do?

By bella! at 15,Jul,17 21:35 other posts of bella! 
It's not a great film nor is it a one liner BUT back in the day, it was a funny show.

"I'm going to get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see!"

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By overeight at 12,Feb,20 03:41 other posts of overeight 
I bet thats Blazing Saddles
By #608173 at 12,Feb,20 12:13
This one also is not from a film . But equally a funny one liner . It's from Tommy Cooper .

I knocked at my friends door and said, 'Hello. Is Charlie in?’ . His wife replied, 'Charlie died last night.’ I said, 'He didn’t mention anything about a tin of paint, did he?’
By #551482 at 12,Feb,20 19:54
Tommy Cooper, the Master of Comedy Fred comes back from sea...

By Tinkertrain517 at 12,Feb,20 13:16 other posts of Tinkertrain517 
from "They Live" I have come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, …. and I'm all out of bubble gum.
By #551482 at 12,Feb,20 19:52
thought this was Duke Nukem..

By overeight at 12,Feb,20 03:36 other posts of overeight 
I am Ania Montoia,you killed my father,prepare to die!!!repeat 50 times.
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The princess bride

By Sickboy at 11,Feb,20 22:58 other posts of Sickboy 
I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it's a fucking comedy.

Arthur Fleck : Knock knock.

Murray Franklin : Who's there?

Arthur Fleck : It's the police, ma'am! Your son's been hit by a drunk driver. He's dead!

By Louis at 19,Jul,18 12:47 other posts of Louis 
Fill your hand you son of a bitch!

By #550094 at 14,Jul,18 22:20
"One of these days, Alice... BANG! ZOOM!"

Jackie Gleason (aka "Ralph Kranden") in "The Honeymooners".
By #485312 at 18,Jul,18 09:58
right in the kisser *lix*
By #550094 at 18,Jul,18 17:43
The "kisser" was his favorite target.

Inquiring minds want to know, Which kisser?

By #562152 at 18,Jul,18 13:33

By #550094 at 18,Jul,18 17:44
Yes, Ralph Cramden!

Ralphy boi always loved to cram Alice in the den.

By #550094 at 18,Jul,18 17:41
The scene in "Reservior Dogs" the gangster guys were
discussing about sex with a duck, the one guy says
"don't let it look back at you"... Hilarious!!!

By #562152 at 18,Jul,18 13:35
"of all the gin joints, in all the cities of the world, she walks into mine"
Bogart in Casablanca

By #550094 at 14,Jul,18 22:16
"I'll be back"...

Darth Vader (James Earl Jones) made it official
before the T1000 (Arnold Schwarzeneger) made it "cool".

By #551482 at 14,Jul,18 21:59
That there is Cundalini....and Cundalini wants his hand back

By Sickboy at 13,Jul,18 20:25 other posts of Sickboy 
You only need to hang mean bastards, but mean bastards you need to hang!
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Well, cut my legs off and call me Shorty!

By Leo037 at 30,Jul,17 10:50 other posts of Leo037 
He's so far back in the closet, he's in fucking Narnia.

By #487013 at 18,Jul,17 04:36
Her vagine hang like sleeve of wizard.

By Sickboy at 18,Jul,17 00:46 other posts of Sickboy 
Colossus: You will come talk with Professor Xavier.
Deadpool: McAvoy or Stewart? These timelines can get so confusing

Now, I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s.
By mr_blue at 18,Jul,17 02:30 other posts of mr_blue 
The b@by hand scene in that movie
By #487013 at 18,Jul,17 04:34
I bet it feels huge lol.

By Dannon_Utah at 15,Jul,17 19:52 other posts of Dannon_Utah 
Listen lady, I only speak two languages: English and bad English.
- Korben Dallas

By cruz69696969 at 15,Jul,17 01:22 other posts of cruz69696969 
SNL more cowbell

By JustWill at 15,Jul,17 00:49 other posts of JustWill 
I'm your huckleberry.

By Sickboy at 14,Jul,17 21:06 other posts of Sickboy 
I've been thinking about laws on Mars. There's an international treaty saying that no country can lay claim to anything that's not on Earth. By another treaty if you're not in any country's territory, maritime law aplies. So Mars is international waters. Now, NASA is an American non-military organization, it owns the Hab. But the second I walk outside I'm in international waters. So Here's the cool part. I'm about to leave for the Schiaparelli Crater where I'm going to commandeer the Ares IV lander. Nobody explicitly gave me permission to do this, and they can't until I'm on board the Ares IV. So I'm going to be taking a craft over in international waters without permission, which by definition... makes me a pirate. Mark Watney: Space Pirate.
By mr_blue at 14,Jul,17 21:32 other posts of mr_blue 
I'm gonna dip this potato in crushed vicodin
By Sickboy at 14,Jul,17 22:13 other posts of Sickboy 
From deleted scene] Every human being has a basic instinct: to help each other out. If a hiker gets lost in the mountains, people will coordinate a search. If a train crashes, people will line up to give bl00d. If an earthquake levels a city, people all over the world will send emergency supplies. This is so fundamentally human that it's found in every culture without exception. Yes, there are assholes who just don't care, but they're massively outnumbered by the people who do
By mr_blue at 14,Jul,17 22:40 other posts of mr_blue 
In the face of overwhelming odds, I'm left with only one option, I'm gonna have to science the shit out of this.

Fuck you Mars...

By _avg_ at 24,Dec,14 03:52 other posts of _avg_ 
"37!! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!!"
"In a row??"
By #507249 at 14,Jul,17 22:39
Epic movie!!!!!

By #462749 at 11,Jun,16 11:42
All I got is my balls and my word... pacino

By spermkiss at 01,Nov,15 22:14 other posts of spermkiss 
But ya are, Blanche, ya are!

By Sickboy at 31,Oct,15 20:57 other posts of Sickboy 
I knew I knew you, I knew I knew you. But you ain't you. You can't be you. We put you through the window. There ain't no coming back. This is the really real world, there ain't no coming back. We killed you dead, there ain't no coming back! There ain't no coming back! There ain't no coming back!

If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever


By Sickboy at 28,Dec,14 21:51 other posts of Sickboy 
I have lived most of my life surrounded by my enemies. I would be grateful to die surrounded by my friends.

She has no idea. If I had a blacklight, this place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting
By #444014 at 21,Mar,15 23:36
I am Groot... I only watched that the other week....funny film.....
By Sickboy at 23,Mar,15 23:15 other posts of Sickboy 
Yeah I really enjoyed it, can't wait for the next one

By Sickboy at 21,Mar,15 23:18 other posts of Sickboy 
The night's as hot as hell. It's a lousy room in a lousy part of a lousy town - I'm staring at a goddess. She's telling me she wants me. I'm not going to waste one more minute wondering how I've gotten this lucky. She smells like angels ought to smell, the perfect woman.... the Goddess. Goldie. She says her name is Goldie.

The Fire, b@by. It'll burn us both. It'll kill us both. There's no place in this world for our kind of fire. My warrior woman. My Valkyrie. You'll always be mine. Always... and never.
By #444014 at 21,Mar,15 23:21
Sin City ?
By Sickboy at 21,Mar,15 23:25 other posts of Sickboy 

By Sickboy at 03,Feb,15 20:29 other posts of Sickboy 
Glass or plastic, glass or plastic?
By #444014 at 21,Mar,15 23:21
The Rock ???
By Sickboy at 21,Mar,15 23:24 other posts of Sickboy 

By Sickboy at 10,Jan,15 21:45 other posts of Sickboy 
You're growing up. And rain sort of remains on the branches of a tree that will someday rule the Earth. And it's good that there is rain. It clears the month of your sorry rainbow expressions, and it clears the streets of the silent armies... so we can dance.
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You gotta have presence on the court. Presence like a cheetah rather than a chimp. Sure, they both got it, but Chimpy gotta jump his nuts around to get it. The shy cheetah moves with total nonchalance, stickin' it to them in his sexy, slow strut. Me? I play like a cheetah.

By Sickboy at 24,Dec,14 00:10 other posts of Sickboy 
This, this one night, two of my brothers came and woke me up in the middle of the night. And they said they had a surprise for me. So they took me to the barn up in the loft and there was my oldest Bro Dan, with Alice, Alice Jardine. I mean, picture a girl who just took a nosedive from the ugly tree and hit every branch coming down. And... and Dan's got his shirt off and he's working on this bra and he's tryin to get it off and all of a sudden Shawn just screams out, "Danny you're a young man, don't do it!" And so Alice Jardine hears this and she screams and she jumps up and she tries to get running out of the barn but she's still got this shirt over her head. She goes running right into the wall and knocks herself out. So now Danny's just so mad at us. He, he starts coming after us, but... but at the same time Alice is over there unc*nsci*us. He's gotta wa... , wake her up. So he grabs her by a leg and he's drag, dragging her. At the same time he picks up a shovel. And he's going after Shawn, and Shawn's saying, "What are you trying to hit me for? I just did you a favor!" And so this makes Dan more angry. He tries to swing this thing, he looses the shovel, goes outta his grasp and hits a kerosene lantern; the thing explodes, the whole barn almost goes up because of this thing. That was it. That was the last, that was, Dan went off to basic the next day. That was the last night the four of us were together. That was two years ago. Tell me about your wife and those rosebushes?

By Sickboy at 14,Dec,14 22:58 other posts of Sickboy 
I'm taking you off my buddy list bitch! I hope you get a virus! You and your computer!


Peace is meant to explain a state of tranquility. Ok? So why don't you try finding a way to say goodbye, now that you're among civilized people.

Well, Mr. Civilized, peace can also be used interjectionally, as a request, greeting or farewell. So, try to find another way to be an asshole, if you don't know your, grammar, that is. Peace.

By Sickboy at 09,Dec,14 00:06 other posts of Sickboy 
Somebody ripped off the thing I ripped off!

Shit, man, I'm gonna be late for work again. That's the fifth time this week, and it's only Tuesday, man.

By Sickboy at 09,Nov,14 21:55 other posts of Sickboy 
Your little walkie talkies... have gone walkies.

Well, you know what they say. Two's company. Three gets us talked about.

By andrew999999999 at 02,Nov,14 20:35 other posts of andrew999999999 
We've come on holiday by mistake.

Then the fucker will rue the day.

I've just been called a ponce.



I'm not from London.

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