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Started by #301038 at 28,Dec,12 16:34
Just want to get it out there. I've been asked these questions over and over again. I'd like to answer them once and use it for further references.

Do you like my cock?
-If I like it, I'll comment on it.

So? Do you like my cock?
-Still same answer.

Are you there?
-Sometimes I'd rather troll the forum than engage in mundane PM conversation.

Have you seen my pics?
-I'm not invisible, it'll be reflected in the visitors log.

Do you like my pics?
-If I like them, I'll comment on them or will let you know. Meanwhile, try taking better pics. 120 pics taken with a camera on your computer with the same angle, just taken at different times, won't make me like your pics. Hint hint.

What are you wearing?
-Most of the time, I'm naked, if I can get away with it.

What are you doing?
-None of your business, I can engage in wide variety of activities. Raging from sitting on the white throne to shaving lint from my sweaters. As a standard answer, I'd say "I'm talking to you".

Do you like cock in your pussy?
-Really? No, I prefer a kitchenaid mixer!

Can you send me private pictures?
-I have over 60 pictures posted already. Do you expect me to bend over backwards and stick a kitchenaid mixer in there? C'mon, I put some effort into taking all those pics, take your time to appreciate it. I think it provides a nice variety.

Do you want to skype with me?
-My profile says that I don't do c2c. Do you even take time to read the two lines that serve as a profile on here?

Have you ever been with another female?
-Oh please, I have picture report of me being with a female.

Do you have any more pictures of you and the other girl?
-I already shared what I wanted to share with the world. Please respect that.

Please consider this, male to female ratio on this site is ridiculous. Feels like there are 100 males to 1 female. Now imagine how does it feel to be a female on this site? Every time I log in, I get 20-30 messages within the first 10 minutes. If you really want to get my attention, how about some creativity beyond "Whazzup hot pics wanna cam like my cock".

Another thing, how about some basic punctuation, so I can at least understand what exactly are you trying to say?

What are the questions that keep annoying you?

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By licksipsuckit at 01,Dec,18 23:02 other posts of licksipsuckit 
but can you stick a toaster in your 'hoo haa' and ride backwards on your broom while brushing your teeth with pubic hairs and take a picture of it or it didn't happen *lix*
By #562152 at 02,Dec,18 09:59

By 0-00 at 29,Dec,12 00:29 other posts of 0-00 

I get the same sort of dumb a$$ questions from gays who don't bother to notice I am straight (or could not be bothered). By all means comment, I don't mind that, but don't ask me if I want to suck your cock!
By #301038 at 29,Dec,12 05:43
It feels like most people disregard the profile info completely, or are avoiding the reality.

It's possible to avoid the reality, but one can never avoid the consequences of avoiding reality.
By #187007 at 02,Jan,13 23:02
gee...thats deep
By #301038 at 03,Jan,13 01:02
"just because we are naked, doesn't mean we are easy"
By #187007 at 04,Jan,13 00:41
nicely said,and I agree with you 100%...but then,such is life

By #187007 at 02,Jan,13 23:15
when its all said and done...what do you want from this site?
By #301038 at 03,Jan,13 01:00
I want to look at some cocks and cunts, troll the forum, post some pics, chat with friends about the weather and whatnot.
By #187007 at 04,Jan,13 00:39
and thats great,just ignore the others.....but then, you can also talk to me

By #278535 at 03,Jan,13 16:17
Nice post peach!

By latinacutie at 01,Jan,13 12:53 other posts of latinacutie 

By Ray10754 at 29,Dec,12 16:21 other posts of Ray10754 
Peach! Just wanted you to know this,I Was watching T/V this afternoon and a comercial came on for (You guessed it ) the (KITCHEN AID MIXER) lolThe ad went on to state all the thigs it was capable of doing for you,although I didnt hear anything about what you had planed for it, are you sure you have the correct appliance? LOL Not trying to be rude, Just found it comical to see that add after reading your post here!
By #301038 at 30,Dec,12 04:18
I've seen some wicked Japanese "Fucking machine" porn, where a group of guys, whipped some gils pussy juice into cream with a dildo attached to a handheld mixer, a drill, and a whole bunch of various power tools... she had some electrifying orgasms.
By Ray10754 at 30,Dec,12 07:10 other posts of Ray10754 
Have you seen the sawaall attatchment?

By gooreceiver at 28,Dec,12 16:39 other posts of gooreceiver 
Maybe copy and paste this into your blogs... Just a suggestion.

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