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Started by HellRaiser13 at 30,Apr,16 12:29  other posts of HellRaiser13
They say that there is no such thing as a stupid question, but oh there is. Anyway sometimes stupid questions still need answers, no matter how idiotic that question may be. Here is a place to ask those questions without fear of looking like a complete shit for brains for asking it when you know its a really fucking stupid question. I could try to put a bow on this and make it look pretty and say something like "There are no stupid questions, only questions that show your stupidity.", but we all know that it's both and shit. So go ahead ask those questions.



Similar topics: 1.Question for other Cocksuckers ONLY !!!   2.Ever had a seemingly normal conversation with someone, and then boom out of no where they want to lick your armpit?   3.I have my own SYD stalker!   4.calm the fuck down   5.*HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS*  

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By #529768 at 13,Aug,17 09:38
Is the Pope Catholic?
By JustWill at 13,Aug,17 11:59 other posts of JustWill 
Does the Pope shit in the woods?



By CharlieB at 13,Aug,17 03:21 other posts of CharlieB 
If I stay up all night, will I still get morning breath?


By alexblue at 06,Aug,17 11:07 other posts of alexblue 
Where can I buy tartan paint ?
By Dev01 at 06,Aug,17 14:38 other posts of Dev01 

By sickboy2314 at 06,Aug,17 16:13 other posts of sickboy2314 
At the same place you can buy a skertin board ladder!
By #517356 at 07,Aug,17 01:22
Or sky hooks


By Arexa at 12,Aug,17 23:44 other posts of Arexa 
If you find out, you'd better let me know.



By JustWill at 30,Apr,16 13:08 other posts of JustWill 
Who else like to ware they panties on they head?
By alexblue at 30,Apr,16 13:50 other posts of alexblue 
Just the brassiere that enclose a nice a pair
By RealTitsLover at 08,Aug,17 07:11 other posts of RealTitsLover 
A nice a pair of what?
By alexblue at 12,Aug,17 16:54 other posts of alexblue 



By HellRaiser13 at 01,May,16 17:28 other posts of HellRaiser13 
I love to ware underware on my head.
By EddBanger at 03,Aug,17 07:37 other posts of EddBanger 
But do you also stick 2 pencils in your nose and say "wubble"
By Icudoiwill2 at 04,Aug,17 04:25 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
who dose,nt?



By noname at 05,Aug,17 12:31 other posts of noname 
Would like to wear the panties on your head ... but first need to figure where to put those ears ... hint: your avatar.
By JustWill at 05,Aug,17 13:29 other posts of JustWill 
The ears go through the leg holes, silly!
By noname at 05,Aug,17 15:32 other posts of noname 
Oh shit! Should know that ...





By jayman73 at 08,Aug,17 14:19 other posts of jayman73 
Can I really break one of the laws of thermodynamics? Even if I try really hard?
By RealTitsLover at 08,Aug,17 16:12 other posts of RealTitsLover 
What if the answer's yes? Your follow-up question will make no sense.



By jayman73 at 08,Aug,17 14:17 other posts of jayman73 
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


By jayman73 at 08,Aug,17 14:16 other posts of jayman73 
If a hurricane and tornado get into a fight at a bar, who wins?


By jayman73 at 08,Aug,17 14:15 other posts of jayman73 
Can a sharknado really happen?


By LittleWeewee at 06,Aug,17 15:58 other posts of LittleWeewee 
When I worked in a retail store once a customer asked me "how do I get out of here?" I said "through the door". True story!
By RealTitsLover at 08,Aug,17 07:10 other posts of RealTitsLover 
How do you go through a door? Wasn't it solid?



By alexblue at 06,Aug,17 17:20 other posts of alexblue 
What are those pyramid shaped things in Egypt called ?
By RealTitsLover at 07,Aug,17 02:06 other posts of RealTitsLover 
What's a pyramid shape look like?
By alexblue at 07,Aug,17 10:08 other posts of alexblue 
What colour are oranges ?




By RealTitsLover at 06,Aug,17 14:24 other posts of RealTitsLover 
When I show a more detailed pic of my cock to a girl on here, and she says "Wow you're big" ...does she mean in general, because I'm tall, or my cock is big?

Also, should I assume it's 'wow' in a good way, or should I ask to make sure? What are the odds that she's thinking it's too big for her taste? I've heard that there are girls who prefer average-sized or smaller. (For reference, mine is 7.25" long, and 6.5" around.)

Thanks in advance!
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I thought this was a retarded ass question cuz I've never actually been TOO big before, but she responded...

"I like watching big cocks but it's very painful to have sex"


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I could still use some help with the first question...


By Nevermore at 06,Aug,17 07:08 other posts of Nevermore 
Is this a rhetorical question?
By JustWill at 06,Aug,17 08:50 other posts of JustWill 
Is that a rhetorical question?
By Nevermore at 06,Aug,17 10:11 other posts of Nevermore 
What about that one?




By andrew999999999 at 05,Aug,17 13:53 other posts of andrew999999999 
I worked at a Blockbuster years ago, was asked "What does 3 for 2 mean?", regarding the 3 vids/DVDs for the price of 2 promotion that was on at the time.
By RealTitsLover at 05,Aug,17 15:38 other posts of RealTitsLover 
Hey, I worked at a Blockbuster too, when I was 18. Lost my virginity to a co-worker. We both did a lot of calling in after that, and the other one was never able to cover the shift.



By #534172 at 05,Aug,17 07:29
An actual question posed to me by an otherwise apparently: sane and rational American lady at an airport:

"Excuse me sir, do these stairs go Up?"


By RealTitsLover at 03,Aug,17 21:18 other posts of RealTitsLover 
Have you brushed your teeth yet today?
By Icudoiwill2 at 04,Aug,17 03:10 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
Dose drinking and smoking class as brushing?
By RealTitsLover at 04,Aug,17 05:36 other posts of RealTitsLover 
I don't think so... Last time I went to the dentist - 8 years ago, I told him how often I do that, and he still recommended using some kind of toothpaste twice a day.




By HellRaiser13 at 04,Aug,17 03:36 other posts of HellRaiser13 
Lmao Yup.



By JeffinKS at 03,Aug,17 07:23 other posts of JeffinKS 
If you make a cow laugh... does milk come out her nose?
Do brown cows make chocolate milk?


By HunterAce at 06,May,16 11:07 other posts of HunterAce 
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
By Icudoiwill2 at 03,Aug,17 03:28 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
i think that would depend on what type of heating he had. and how big is his trailer,truck?



By Icudoiwill2 at 03,Aug,17 00:02 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
Bump


By #316057 at 01,May,16 19:06
Has irs been nice to anyone..
By HellRaiser13 at 01,May,16 22:45 other posts of HellRaiser13 
Yes they fuck lots of people every year.
By #316057 at 03,May,16 00:09
yeah and with out lube..
By alexblue at 05,May,16 11:18 other posts of alexblue 





By alexblue at 30,Apr,16 12:44 other posts of alexblue 
Is it wrong to wish that Barack Obama and the Dalai Lama have a fight,just so you can see the headline ObamaLamaDingDong ?


How many calories are in a booger ?
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Do crabs walk straight when they are drunk ?

What age is the right age to start explaining the birds and the bees to my dog ?
By banshee728 at 30,Apr,16 12:55 other posts of banshee728 
Those are some good questions.

By HellRaiser13 at 30,Apr,16 13:06 other posts of HellRaiser13 
Those are pretty stupid.
By alexblue at 30,Apr,16 13:48 other posts of alexblue 
How much is the $2.99 meal ?

Is my dog gay ?

Can a fish ride a bike ?
By HellRaiser13 at 01,May,16 12:42 other posts of HellRaiser13 
The $2.99 meal is that plus tax so varies on where you live.

Your dog is indeed very gay and will continue to be the gayest fucking dog around as long as you keep feeding it and give it lots of love.

No a fish can not ride a bike, pfft.
By alexblue at 04,May,16 09:35 other posts of alexblue 
My dog is Catholic so he's gonna be having confession...

Yes a fish can ride a bike, have you not heard of a motorpike and sidecarp ?

Where does aquaman's poop go ?
By JustWill at 04,May,16 11:58 other posts of JustWill 
Aquaman is fictional. Fictional people don't poop.
By alexblue at 04,May,16 12:37 other posts of alexblue 
Retarded questions....pfft...I feel like shit for brains...

But if he did poop where would he poop ?
By JustWill at 04,May,16 14:13 other posts of JustWill 
In a comic book...duh.
By alexblue at 04,May,16 14:26 other posts of alexblue 
Wouldn't a toilet be better though ? pooping in a book is madness !!!
By JustWill at 04,May,16 22:39 other posts of JustWill 
Toilets don't work under the sea.









By #494679 at 30,Apr,16 19:23
@ ObamaLamaDingDong!
Made me howl laughing



By CountryCouple54 at 04,May,16 14:36 other posts of CountryCouple54 
Does it take 18 months for twins or 9 ?
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I thought the NFL was only in the US, how did New England get a team ?
By alexblue at 04,May,16 14:46 other posts of alexblue 
You can answer both with two words...'franchise system'



By #415959 at 30,Apr,16 19:09
Do you like me?

YES or NO
By HellRaiser13 at 01,May,16 12:43 other posts of HellRaiser13 
Hmm, you really want to know?
By #415959 at 02,May,16 20:47
Probably not.
By HellRaiser13 at 02,May,16 23:32 other posts of HellRaiser13 
Guess I'll keep mum then.





By Filly at 30,Apr,16 16:12 other posts of Filly 
How on earth did our cloacas evolve to organs that are made to fit eachother?!
By HellRaiser13 at 01,May,16 12:45 other posts of HellRaiser13 
What in dafuq is a cloaca?
By sinanff47 at 01,May,16 21:30 other posts of sinanff47 
only registered users can see external links

By HellRaiser13 at 01,May,16 22:44 other posts of HellRaiser13 
I know what it is, point was to ask a stupid question...
By sinanff47 at 02,May,16 01:25 other posts of sinanff47 
I know that you knew.
My point was to suggest a nice site, 'lmgtfy.com' , as a place to send people who ask dumb questions.







By Littledick4 at 30,Apr,16 15:27 other posts of Littledick4 
What does the color 9 taste like?
By HellRaiser13 at 01,May,16 12:45 other posts of HellRaiser13 
Like cigarette ash and broken dreams.



By #458225 at 30,Apr,16 17:22
How far up must one go before no longer down?
By HellRaiser13 at 01,May,16 12:45 other posts of HellRaiser13 
Depends on the drugs.



By JustWill at 01,May,16 12:41 other posts of JustWill 
Why does it burn when I pee?
By HellRaiser13 at 01,May,16 12:44 other posts of HellRaiser13 
Because you left the toaster inside your pee hole, and all that toast is toasting.



By oldacock at 30,Apr,16 18:10 other posts of oldacock 
What sex is a fart?
By HellRaiser13 at 01,May,16 12:43 other posts of HellRaiser13 
I would say farts are asexual.



By #415959 at 30,Apr,16 19:28
I have two left handed mittens. Can I have a right handed mitten?
By bella! at 30,Apr,16 19:40 other posts of bella! 
That's a statement not a question.
By #415959 at 30,Apr,16 20:09
You're correct, I revised the supposed question.
By HellRaiser13 at 01,May,16 12:41 other posts of HellRaiser13 
You can have all the right handed mittens you want little buddy.





By JustWill at 30,Apr,16 21:34 other posts of JustWill 
Where are my damn car keys?
By HellRaiser13 at 01,May,16 12:40 other posts of HellRaiser13 
You left them next to your remote control and the toaster.






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