The oven? I agree, that's hot? And as for the saucepan, depending upon the size, you're right, it could be a weapon or a pleasure device. I find that a smaller saucepan ( less than 3 quarts ) can easily be used if you're looking for an object suitable for the bum or the hoohah.......
Blenders are good if you're making smoothies but personally, I don't own one. A hand mixer is a must! Dual functionality, you can mix a cake in the afternoon and in the evening, it sure makes a hella dildo! I recommend starting off on a lower speed and then work up to full power!
By #101633 at 30,Jun,13 00:30
I....I've never thought of using kitchen appliances that way I have much to learn......
The forum is where it's at for brilliant minds to converge and exchange thoughts and ideas. I guarantee, you're going to have much more respect for the common hand mixer. Knowledge is POWER!
And, hello, to you...magna_carte.
Stay away from kitchen apparatus, you're creeping me out.