And in Southeast Michigan, we are having the same problem. So much rain, that the St. Clair River and Lake St. Clair water levels are high, something that locals said they haven't seen since the mid eighties. People have been filling sandbags and are anticipating higher water conditions.

Good for you, Mr. dgraff! You and your brothers and sisters have a safe ride and raise lots of money!

That type of pain is always a possibility, that was an "oops"!

She has opened her mouth.

Enjoy a safe Memorial Day weekend.

Pain...... do you enjoy any degree of pain with sex? I'm thinking about something more than a playful smack or the occasional nibble here or there.

Looks like one of our members that used their AARP discount to purchase their premium membership, forgot to take their medication.

DICK CHEESE ALERT!

It looks like prepucio4 is gone.

Good tune!

This one popped in my head, I remembered the words but when I Google'd for words, the group's name did not even register.


Argent, HOLD YOUR HEAD HIGH

And if it's bad
Don't let it get you down, you can take it
And if it hurts
Don't let them see you cry, you can make it

HOLD your head up, oh
HOLD your head up, oh
HOLD your head up, oh
HOLD your head high
HOLD your head up, oh
HOLD your head up, oh
HOLD your head up, oh
HOLD your head high

And if they stare
Just let them burn their eyes on you moving
And if they shout
Don't let it change a thing that you're doing

HOLD your head up, oh
HOLD your head up, oh
HOLD your head up, oh
HOLD your head high
HOLD your head up, oh
HOLD your head up, oh
HOLD your head up, oh
HOLD your head high

HOLD your head up
HOLD your head up
HOLD your head up
HOLD your head up
HOLD your head up
HOLD your head up
HOLD your head up
HOLD your head up
HOLD your head up
HOLD your head up
HOLD your head up
HOLD your head up

HOLD your head up, oh
HOLD your head up, oh
HOLD your head up, oh
HOLD your head high
HOLD your head up, oh
HOLD your head up, oh
HOLD your head up, oh
HOLD your head high

And if they stare
Just let them burn their eyes on you moving
And if they shout
Don't let it change a thing that you're doing

HOLD your head up, oh
HOLD your head up, oh
HOLD your head up, oh
HOLD your head up, oh
HOLD your head up, oh
HOLD your head up, oh
HOLD your head up, oh

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Yeah, it's too bad that "someone" doesn't get it.

What happened? It was nice to see CountryCouple54 at the top.

The woman who was recognized, sports a "MONSTER" tattoo that appears to be at the very least, one inch tall above her eyebrow. Golly, me and all my girls have that tat, too!

You go! Another Foo Fighter tune!

I watched a docuseries on Netfix that must have been the inspiration for or inspired by, Orange Is The New Black. This series is called Jailbirds and it is about women in Sacramento County Jail. Although OITNB is scripted and with actors and actresses, seems like it is pretty much what goes on in jail.

Apparently, one women featured on Jailbirds was arrested for attempting to open a bank account with false identification. Someone at the band recognized her and immediately called the police. Gee, I wonder if the big tattoo on her forehead reading "MONSTER" was the tip off?

That song reminded me of this song which I suspect was a bigger success.


The Beatles, I WANT TO HOLD YOUR HAND

Oh yeah, I'll tell you somethin'
I think you'll understand
When I say that somethin'
I want to HOLD your hand
I want to HOLD your hand
I want to HOLD your hand

Oh please, say to me
You'll let me be your man
And please, say to me
You'll let me HOLD your hand
Now, let me HOLD your hand
I want to HOLD your hand

And when I touch you
I feel happy inside
It's such a feelin' that my love
I can't hide
I can't hide
I can't hide

Yeah, you got that somethin'
I think you'll understand
When I say that somethin'
I want to HOLD your hand
I want to HOLD your hand
I want to HOLD your hand

And when I touch you
I feel happy inside
It's such a feelin' that my love
I can't hide
I can't hide
I can't hide

Yeah, you got that somethin'
I think you'll understand
When I feel that somethin'
I want to HOLD your hand
I want to HOLD your hand
I want to HOLD your hand
I want to HOLD your hand


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Really? You were able to find a musical offering from Françoise Hardy? It is amazing that she has every WORD imaginable in her songs!

Eddie Money, BABY HOLD ON

Baby HOLD on to me
Whatever will be, will be
The future is ours to see
So baby HOLD on to me

Baby, what's these things
You've been sayin' about me
Behind my back
Is it true you might want a better life
Is it true you think
These things are lies, now
Think about it baby
I'm gonna take you to the top

So baby HOLD on to me
Whatever will be, will be (I say)
The future is ours to see
When you hold on to me

Hey baby
You know the future's lookin' brighter
Every mornin' when I get up
Don't be thinkin' 'bout what's not enough, now baby
Just be thinkin' 'bout what we got
Think of all my love, now
I'm gonna give you all I got

So baby HOLD on to me
Whatever will be, will be
The future is ours to see
When you HOLD on to me

Oh-oh, rich man, poor man, now
Really don't mean all that much
Mama's always told you, girl
That money can't buy you love

So baby HOLD on to me
Whatever will be, will be
The future is ours to see
When you HOLD on to me

Yeah, eh
Baby HOLD on to me
Whatever will be, will be
The future is ours to see
When you HOLD on to me

I say Uh! HOLD on
Uh-huh! HOLD on to me tighter
I'm never gonna leave ya now
Can't you please believe me now
Never gonna let you go
So hold on to me tighter

Baby HOLD on to me
Whatever will be, will be
The future is ours to see
When you HOLD on to me

Baby HOLD on to me
(Baby) Whatever will be, will be
(Baby) The future is ours to see
(Baby) When you hold on to me

HOLD on!

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Sam & Dave, HOLD ON I'M COMING

Don't you ever feel sad
Lean on me when times are bad
When the day comes and you're down
In a river of trouble and about to drown

Just HOLD on, I'm comin'
HOLD on, I'm comin'

I'm goin' my way, your lover
If you get cold, I will be your cover
Don't have to worry 'cause I'm here
No need to suffer baby, 'cause I'm here

'Cause HOLD on, I'm comin'
HOLD on, I'm comin'
HOLD on, I'm comin'
HOLD on, I'm comin'

Reach out to me for satisfaction
Call my name now for quick reaction

Now don't you ever feel sad
Lean on me when the times are bad
When the day comes and you're down, baby
In a river of trouble and about to drown

Just HOLD on, I'm comin'
HOLD on, I'm comin'

Just HOLD on, I'm comin'
HOLD on, I'm comin'

HOLD on, I'm comin'
HOLD on, I'm comin'

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Blind Faith, PRESENCE OF THE LORD

I have finally found a way to live
Just like I never could before.
I know that I don't have much to give,
But I can open any door.

Everybody knows the SECRET,
Everybody knows the score.
I have finally found a way to live
In the color of the Lord.

I have finally found a place to live
Just like I never could before.
And I know I don't have much to give,
But soon I'll open any door.

Everybody knows the SECRET,
Everybody knows the score.
I have finally found a place to live
In the presence of the Lord.
In the presence of the Lord.

I have finally found a way to live
Just like I never could before.
And I know I don't have much to give,
But I can open any door.

Everybody knows the SECRET,
I said everybody knows the score.
I have finally found a way to live
In the color of the Lord.
In the color of the Lord.

The song/video is performed by Eric Clapton and Steve Winwood, former members of Blind Faith
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I have never heard of Peter peppers, have you? I Google'd them and they darn well look like little uncircumcised penises. So cute!

Uh, is it possible that she has orally pleasured you while you weren't in a conscious state?
Maybe you were so deep into "dreamland" and you weren't aware that she took your "wild mouse" for a ride?

Johnny Rivers, SECRET AGENT MAN

There's a man who leads a life of danger
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger
With every move he makes another chance he takes
Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow

SECRET agent man, SECRET agent man
They've given you a number and taken away your name

Beware of pretty faces that you find
A pretty face can hide an evil mind
Ah, be careful what you say
Or you'll give yourself away
Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow

SECRET agent man, SECRET agent man
They've given you a number and taken away your name

SECRET agent man, SECRET agent man
They've given you a number and taken away your name

Swingin' on the Riviera one day
And then layin' in the Bombay alley next day
Oh no, you let the wrong word slip
While kissing persuasive lips
The odds are you won't live to see tomorrow

SECRET agent man, SECRET agent man
They've given you a number and taken away your name

SECRET agent man

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Madonna, LIVE TO TELL

I have a tale to tell
Sometimes it gets so hard to hide it well
I was not ready for the fall
Too blind to see the writing on the wall

A man can tell a thousand lies
I've learned my lesson well
Hope I live to tell
The secret I have learned, 'till then
It will burn inside of me

I know where beauty lives
I've seen it once, I know the warm she gives
The light that you could never see
It shines inside, you can't take that from me

A man can tell a thousand lies
I've learned my lesson well
Hope I live to tell
The SECRET I have learned, 'till then
It will burn inside of me

The truth is never far behind
You kept it hidden well
If I live to tell
The secret I knew then
Will I ever have the chance again

If I ran away, I'd never have the strength
To go very far
How would they hear the beating of my heart
Will it grow cold
The secret that I hide, will I grow old
How will they hear
When will they learn
How will they know

A man can tell a thousand lies
I've learned my lesson well
Hope I live to tell
The secret I have learned, 'till then
It will burn inside of me

The truth is never far behind
You kept it hidden well
If I live to tell
The secret I knew then
Will I ever have the chance again

A man can tell a thousand lies
I've learned my lesson well
Hope I live to tell
The secret I have learned, 'till then
It will burn inside of me

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You are, Professor!

The Romantics, TALKING IN YOUR SLEEP

When you close your eyes and go to sleep
And it's down to the sound of a heartbeat
I can hear the things that you're dreaming about
When you open up your heart and the truth comes out

You tell me that you want me
You tell me that you need me
You tell me that you love me
And I know that I'm right
Cuz I hear it in the night
I hear the SECRETS that you keep
When you're talking in your sleep

When I hold you in my arms at night
Don't you know you're sleeping in a spotlight
And all your dreams that you keep inside
You're telling me the SECRETS that you just can't hide

You tell me that you want me
You tell me that you need me
You tell me that you love me
And I know that I'm right
Cuz I hear it in the night
I hear the SECRETS that you keep
When you're talking in your sleep

When you close your eyes and you fall asleep
Everythng about you is a mystery

You tell me that you want me
You tell me that you need me
You tell me that you love me
And I know that I'm right
Cuz I hear it in the night
I hear the SECRETS that you keep
When you're talking in your sleep

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Thank you. It was an obvious choice and I needed to strike quickly before Andthisisme or dgraff got here!

I agree with you, it is a beautiful song no matter what rendition.

Here is the I REMEMBER YOU performed by Lainie Kazan on the Nanny.
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Yes, but as a viewer, we see only one episode daily. So every day for almost 15 weeks, straight, every time you flipped on your television to watch Jeopardy, you saw Ken Jennings.

Me, too! They have all been REALLY good!

I think I've seen every Carpool Karaoke and yes, the one featuring Paul McCartney was excellent!

Ken Jennings had 74 consecutive wins? YIKES! 5 programs per week.....frick! Ken Jennings had to be on Jeopardy every night for almost 15 weeks straight. That's impressive!

The Beatles, DO YOU WANT TO KNOW A SECRET

You'll never know how much I really love you
You'll never know how much I really care

Listen, do you want to know a SECRET?
Do you promise not to tell?
Whoa-oh-oh, closer
Let me whisper in your ear
Say the words you long to hear
I'm in love with you, ooh

Listen (doo da do), do you want to know a SECRET? (doo da do)
Do you promise not to tell? (doo da do)
Whoa-oh-oh, closer (doo da do)
Let me whisper in your ear (doo da do)
Say the words you long to hear
I'm in love with you, ooh

I've known a SECRET for a week or two
Nobody knows, just we two

Listen (doo da do), do you want to know a SECRET? (doo da do)
Do you promise not to tell? (doo da do)
Whoa-oh-oh, closer (doo da do)
Let me whisper in your ear (doo da do)
Say the words you long to hear
I'm in love with you, ooh, ooh, ooh

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Really? Maybe you were spending too much time listening to Françoise Hardy, my friend! Funkytown is a blend of techno and funk, it kinda makes you want to get up and dance, doesn't it?

You can "say" the word dirty without being censored!

Frank Sinatra, MY KIND OF TOWN

Now this could only happen to a guy like me
And only happen in a TOWN like this
So may I say to each of you most gratefully
As I throw each one of you a kiss

This is my kind of TOWN, Chicago is
My kind of TOWN, Chicago is
My kind of people too
People who smile at you

And each time I roam, Chicago is
Calling me home, Chicago is
Why I just grin like a clown
It's my kind of TOWN

My kind of TOWN, Chicago is
My kind of TOWN, Chicago is
My kind of razzmatazz
And it has, all that jazz

And each time I leave, Chicago is
Tuggin' my sleeve, Chicago is
The Wrigley building, Chicago is
The union stockyard, Chicago is
One town that won't let you down
It's my kind of TOWN

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Johnny Rivers, POOR SIDE OF TOWN

How can you tell me how much you miss me
When the last time I saw you, you wouldn't even kiss me
That rich guy you've been seein'
Must have put you down
So welcome back baby
To the poor side of TOWN

To him you were nothin' but a little plaything
Not much more than an overnight fling
To me you were the greatest thing this boy had ever found
And girl it's hard to find nice things
On the poor side of TOWN

I can't blame you for tryin'
I'm tryin' to make it too
I've got one little hang up baby
I just can't make it without you

So tell me, are you gonna stay now
Will you stand by me girl all the way now
Oh with you by my side
They just can't keep us down
Together we can make it girl
From the poor side of TOWN

Oh, with you by my side
This world can't keep us down
Together we can make it baby
From the poor side of TOWN

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Lipps, Inc, FUNKYTOWN

Gotta make a move to a TOWN that's right for me
TOWN to keep me movin'
Keep me groovin' with some energy

Well, I talk about it, talk about it
Talk about it, talk about it
Talk about, talk about
Talk about movin'

Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Gotta move on

Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?

Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?

Gotta make a move to a TOWN that's right for me
TOWN to keep me movin'
Keep me groovin' with some energy

Well, I talk about it, talk about it
Talk about it, talk about it
Talk about, talk about
Talk about movin'

Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Gotta move on

Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?

Won't you take me to
To Funkytown?
Won't you take me now
To Funkytown?

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John Cougar Mellencamp, SMALL TOWN

Well I was born in a small TOWN
And I live in a small TOWN
Probably die in a small TOWN
Oh, those small communities

All my friends are so small TOWN
My parents live in the same small TOWN
My job is so small TOWN
Provides little opportunity

Educated in a small TOWN
Taught the fear of Jesus in a small TOWN
Used to daydream in that small TOWN
Another boring romantic that's me

But I've seen it all in a small TOWN
Had myself a ball in a small TOWN
Married an L.A. doll and brought her to this small TOWN
Now she's small TOWN just like me

No I cannot forget where it is that I come from
I cannot forget the people who love me
Yeah, I can be myself here in this small TOWN
And people let me be just what I want to be

Got nothing against a big TOWN
Still hayseed enough to say
Look who's in the big TOWN
But my bed is in a small TOWN
Oh, and that's good enough for me

Well I was born in a small TOWN
And I can breathe in a small TOWN
Gonna die in this small TOWN
And that's probably where they'll bury me

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James Holzhauer, 34, a professional sports gambler, has 24 Jeopardy wins under his belt and the streak continues. UNBELIEVABLE! AND he's won a staggering 1.8 million USD.

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Wallis Simpson, the former Duchess of Windsor, is credited with saying, "you can never be too thin or too rich". The too rich seems to work for me but too thin......

Take a look at James Corden's Carpool Karaoke with Celine Dion. Funny as heck, she sounds GREAT but for being 51, with a truckload of money, she looks not so good to me. It's a 14 minute clip but fun to watch! ENJOY!

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Since I was not able to connect with the DEQ by way of phone, I connected by way of email. There has been no permit pulled at this time to do any seawall repair or replacement at my neighbor's house.

Well, professor, people really seem to like Kevin, yes, KEVIN! It's time for you to post a picture of your damn crows, Heckle, Jeckle, Theodore and Alvin and prove that they even exist.

The word for Wednesday, May 22, TOWN

Seriously don't know how or why peacocks are in the area of northern Oakland county. Apparently the neighbors have something like a "neighborhood watch" and she been alerted that her peacocks, yes, plural, are on the neighbor's roof, down the road. But she just assures them that Kevin is in her yard.

Why would you cause all that commotion you about Kevin? Who else would it be?

My brother-in-law says they are Canadian Geese. Who knows whether they dressed like pigeons to cross the border because of passport issues.

No, he's a peacock.

I posted a temporary picture of Kevin on my page. Now do you believe me?

I told you I had a SENIOR MOMENT!

There's a big difference between an ostrich and a peacock and Kevin is definitely a peacock!

And there's a rose, in the fisted glove 
And the eagle flies with the dove 
And if you can't be with the one you love, honey 
Love the one you're with 


I'M SINGING LOUD SO I CAN HIT ALL MY NOTES!