Yes, you are most certainly right.

Bump.

Gerry and the Pacemakers, DON’T LET THE SUN CATCH YOU CRYING

Don't let the sun CATCH you cryin'
The night's the time for all your tears
Your heart may be broken tonight
But tomorrow in the morning light
Don't let the sun CATCH you cryin'

The night-time shadows disappear
And with them go all your tears
For the morning will bring joy
For every girl and boy
So don't let the sun CATCH you cryin'

We know that cryin's not a bad thing
But stop your cryin' when the birds sing

It may be hard to discover
That you've been left for another
But don't forget that love's a game
And it can always come again
Oh don't let the sun CATCH you cryin'
Don't let the sun CATCH you cryin', oh no

Eagles, OL’ 55

Well, my time went so quickly
I went lickety-splitly out to my old fifty-five
As I pulled away slowly, feelin' so holy
God knows I was feelin' alive
And now the sun's comin' up
I'm ridin' with Lady LUCK
Freeway cars and trucks

Stars beginning to fade, and I lead the parade
Just a wishin' I'd stayed a little longer
Lord, don't you know the feelin's gettin' stronger

Six in the morning, gave me no warnin'
I had to be on my way
Now the cars are all passin' me
Trucks are all flashin' me
I'm headed home from your place

And now the sun's comin' up
I'm ridin' with Lady LUCK
Freeway cars and trucks

Stars beginning to fade, and I lead the parade
Just a wishin' I'd stayed a little longer
Lord, don't you know, the feelin's gettin' stronger

Well, my time went so quickly
I went lickety-splitly out to my old fifty-five
As I pulled away slowly, feelin' so holy
God knows I was feelin' alive
And now the sun's comin' up, yes it is
I'm ridin' with Lady LUCK
Freeway cars and trucks
Freeway cars and trucks
Ridin' with Lady LUCK
Freeway cars and trucks
Ridin' with Lady LUCK
Freeway cars and trucks
Ridin' with Lady LUCK

Is it possible that Siberian Huskies are really dramatic?

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Five “dad” jokes. Enjoy!

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Yes, I recognize what has happened in the last two weeks…. I guess I don’t grasp why the high cost is driven up immediately when we are using reserve resources.

The word for Thursday, March 12, CATCH

And note to myself, I WILL NOT ALLOW THE GAS TANK TO FALL BELOW 1/2 TANK!

This “confession” sounds like something that Cody8789 might secretly have.

Eagles, LYIN’ EYES

City girls just seem to find out early
How to open doors with just a smile
A rich old man and she won't have to worry
She'll dress up all in lace and go in style

Late at night a big old house gets lonely
I guess every form of refuge has its price
And it breaks her heart to think her love is only
Given to a man with hands as cold as ice

So she tells him she must go out for the evening
To comfort an old friend who's feelin' down
But he knows where she's goin' as she's leavin'
She is headed for the cheatin' side of town

You can't hide your lyin' eyes
And your smile is a thin DISGUISE
I thought by now you'd realize
There ain't no way to hide your lying eyes

On the other side of town a boy is waiting
With fiery eyes and dreams no one could steal
She drives on through the night anticipating
'Cause he makes her feel the way she used to feel

She rushes to his arms, they fall together
She whispers that it's only for awhile
She swears that soon she'll be comin' back forever
She pulls away and leaves him with a smile

You can't hide your lyin' eyes
And your smile is a thin DISGUISE
I thought by now you'd realize
There ain't no way to hide your lyin' eyes

She gets up and pours herself a strong one
And stares out at the stars up in the sky
Another night, it's gonna be a long one
She draws the shade and hangs her head to cry

She wonders how it ever got this crazy
She thinks about a boy she knew in school
Did she get tired or did she just get lazy?
She's so far gone she feels just like a fool

My, oh my, you sure know how to arrange things
You set it up so well, so carefully
Ain't it funny how your new life didn't change things
You're still the same old girl you used to be

You can't hide your lying eyes
And your smile is a thin DISGUISE
I thought by now you'd realize
There ain't no way to hide your lyin' eyes
There ain't no way to hide your lyin' eyes
Honey, you can't hide your lyin' eyes

I can only hope that it does not.

Dang! I forgot all about that song! Thank you!

I have a difficult time comprehending that the price of gasoline has increased $ .90 plus per gallon in less than 2 weeks time.

Five Man Electrical Band*, SIGNS

And the sign says "Long-haired freaky people need not apply"
So I put my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why
He said you look like a fine outstanding young man, I think you'll do
So I took off my hat, I said "Imagine that, huh, me working for you"

Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs
Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign

And the sign says "Anybody caught trespassing will be shot on sight"
So I jumped the FENCE and I yelled at the house
Hey! What gives you the right!
To put up a fence and keep me out, or to keep Mother Nature in
If God was here, he'd tell it to your face, man, you're some kind of sinner

Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs
Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign

Oh, say now mister, can't you read
You got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat
You can't watch, no you can't eat, you ain't supposed to be here

And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside" - uh!

[Solo]

And the sign says "Everybody welcome, come in, kneel down and pray"
But then they passed around a plate at the end of it all
And I didn't have a penny to pay
So I got me a pen and a paper and I made up my own fuckin' sign
I said, "Thank you Lord for thinking 'bout me, I'm alive and doing fine", oh

Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs
Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign

Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs
Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign

Yes! Some old song, called "Signs Signs", I wish we did write that one, but
We didn't - wow!

Alright


* According to Safari, these words are credited to Tesla however I recall the version recorded by Five Man Electrical Band.

The word for Tuesday, March 10, FENCE

I had a “OH HELL NAH” moment this morning when I was preparing Monday morning coffee for the community. Yep, getting water from the Club House kitchen sink, I spot this Mack Daddy cricket climbing up the wall of the sink, eyeballing me and getting ready to lunge at my jugular….

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The word for Monday, March 9, WORRY

But if memory serves me correctly, school shooters are typically young folks. You want to send in Dirty Harry to take out a kid?

CAMPUS GUARDIAN ANGEL

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Sunday, March 8, 2026; day one (2026) of Daylight Savings Time. Note to myself, I will get through today ….

By the way, thank you for responding 9 years ago!

Thank you for your post and I am in total agreement with you; a compliment is a compliment!

Georgia father Colin Gray found guilty in connection with school shooting his son is accused of.

Do you support the jury’s decision?

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Gross? No more “gross” than other member’s photo galleries.

I can’t wrap my head around someone assuming that name and is a real and legit member. When I became aware of the new member, I assumed it was someone and/or something like the profile established under the screen name of bibi52.

This is how I want to respond to you….

The word for Thursday, March 5, JUST

That wasn’t an “inappropriate joke”, it is funny and in my opinion, something that could be rated G.

Ozzy Osbourne, CRAZY TRAIN

All aboard, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Ayy (Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy)

CRAZY, but that's how it goes
Millions of people living as foes
Maybe it's not too late
To learn how to love and forget how to hate

Mental wounds not healing
Life's a bitter shame

I'm going off the rails on a CRAZY train
I'm going off the rails on a CRAZY train
(Let's go)

I've listened to preachers, I've listened to fools
I've watched all the dropouts, who make their own rules
One person conditioned to rule and control
The media sells it and you live the role

Mental wounds still screaming
Driving me insane

I'm going off the rails on a CRAZY train
I'm going off the rails on a CRAZY train

I know that things are going wrong for me
You gotta listen to my words, yeah, yeah

Heirs of a cold war, that's what we've become
Inheriting troubles, I'm mentally numb
Crazy, I just cannot bear
I'm living with something that just isn't fair

Mental wounds not healing
Who and what's to blame?

I'm going off the rails on a CRAZY train
I'm going off the rails on a CRAZY train

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
The ledge, ha-ha, the edge, edge

Bump

Fleetwood Mac, OH WELL NN

I can't help about the shape I'm in
I can't sing, I ain't pretty and my legs are thin
But don't ask me what I think of you
I might not give the answer that you want me to

Oh well

Now, when I talked to God I knew he'd understand
He said, "Stick by my side and I'll be your GUIDING hand
But don't ask me what I think of you
I might not give the answer that you want me to"

Oh well

The word for Tuesday, March 3, GUIDE

Lou Reed, SWEET JANE

Standing on the corner
Suitcase in my hand
Jack's in his corset, Jane is in her vest
Me, I'm in a rock and roll band
Ridin' a Stutz Bear Cat
Those were different times
Poets studied rules of verse and ladies rolled their eyes

(Sweet Jane) sweet Jane
(Sweet Jane) sweet Jane
(Sweet Jane) sweet Jane

Jacky, he is a banker
Jane, she is a clerk
Both them save their monies
Are reasons when they come home from work
Sittin' by the fire
Radio does play "MARCH of the Wooden Soldiers"
Then you can hear Jack say

(Sweet Jane) sweet Jane
(Sweet Jane) sweet Jane
(Sweet Jane) sweet Jane

Jacky, he is a banker
And Jane, she is a clerk
But both them save their monies
When they come home from work
They be both sittin' near by the fire
The radio does play "MARCH of the Wooden Soldiers"
And you can hear Jack say

(Sweet Jane) sweet Jane
(Sweet Jane) sweet Jane
(Sweet Jane)

Some people, some peoples, they like to go out dancing
Hey, hey, there's other people who like to get the work done
Better watch me now
There's even some evil old motherfuckers
They're gonna tell you that life is just made of dirt

That pretty women never really faint
That villains always blink their eyes
That little bit children are the only one to blush
That life, that life is just to die
But I'm gonna tell you something, it wasn't in her heart
Yeah, they wouldn't, they wouldn't turn around and break it
Anyone who's ever played a part
They wouldn't turn around and hate it, let's go

(Sweet Jane) sweet Jane
(Sweet Jane) sweet Jane
(Sweet Jane) sweet Jane

Sweet Jane, sweet Jane
Sweet Jane, sweet Jane
Sweet Jane, sweet Jane
Sweet Jane, sweet Jane

Nice!

The word for Monday, March 2, MARCH

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The Four Seasons, RAG DOLL

Ooh, ooh
Ah, Rag doll ooh, ooh
Rag doll, ooh

(Hand me down)
When she was just a kid her clothes were hand-me-downs
(Hand me down)
They always laughed at her when she came into town

Called her Rag Doll
Little Rag Doll
Such a pretty face
Should be dressed in lace

Ooh, ooh
Ah, Rag doll ooh, ooh
Rag doll, ooh

(Shag rag doll)
I'd change her sad rags into GLAD rags if I could
(If I could)
My folks won't let me cause they say that she's no good

She's a rag doll
Such a rag doll
Though I love her so
I can't let her know

Ooh ooh
Ah, Rag doll
I love you just the way you are
Oh, Rag Doll, ooh
Oh, Rag Doll, ooh

Rod Stewart, HANDBAGS AND GLADRAGS

Ever seen a blind man cross the road
Trying to make the other side?
Ever seen a young girl growing old
Trying to make herself a bride?

So what becomes of you my love
When they have finally stripped you of
The handbags and the GLAD-rags
That your granddad had to sweat so you could buy?
Baby

Once I was a young man
And all I thought I had to do was smile
You are still a young girl
And you bought everything in style
Listen

But once you think you're in, you're out
'Cause you don't mean a single thing without
The handbags and the GLAD-rags
That your granddad had to sweat so you could buy
Ooh

Sing a song of six-pence for your sake
And take a bottle full of rye
Four and twenty blackbirds in a cake
And bake them all in a pie

They told me you missed school today
So what I suggest you just throw them all away
The handbags and the GLAD-rags
That your poor old granddad had to sweat to buy
Oh, whoa

They told me you missed school today
So I suggest you just throw them all away
The handbags and the GLAD-rags
That your poor old granddad had to sweat to buy ya, baby
Bye, bye

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It’s about time that ANNOYING LITTLE ASSWIPE got a taste of his own medicine!

The Beatles, HERE COMES THE SUN

Here comes the sun, doo-doo-doo-doo, here comes the sun
And I say it's all right

Little DARLING, it's been a long cold lonely winter
Little DARLING, it feels like years since it's been here

Here comes the sun, doo-doo-doo-doo, here comes the sun
And I say it's all right

Little DARLING, the smiles returning to the faces
Little DARLING, it seems like years since it's been here

Here comes the sun, doo-doo-doo-doo, here comes the sun
And I say it's all right

Sun, sun, sun, here it comes
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes

Little DARLING, I feel that ice is slowly melting
Little DARLING, it seems like years since it's been clear

Here comes the sun, doo-doo-doo-doo, here comes the sun
And I say it's all right

Here comes the sun, doo-doo-doo-doo, here comes the sun
It's all right
It's all right

The Tokens, THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT

Weeheeheehee, dee heeheeheehee, weeoh aweem away
Weeheeheehee, dee heeheeheehee, weeoh aweem away

A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh

In the jungle, the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight
In the jungle, the quiet jungle
The lion sleeps tonight, ho, ho!

Weeheeheehee, dee heeheeheehee, weeoh aweem away
(A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh)
(A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh)
Weeheeheehee, dee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away
(A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh)
(A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh)

Near the village, the peaceful village
The lion sleeps tonight
Near the village, the quiet village
The lion sleeps tonight, ho, ho!

Weeheeheehee, dee heeheeheehee, weeoh aweem away
(A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh)
(A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh)
Rrrrrr, lalalaba, weeoh aweem away
(A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh)
(A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh)

Hush, my DARLING, don't fear, my DARLING
The lion sleeps tonight
Hush, my DARLING, don't fear, my DARLING
The lion sleeps tonight, ho, ho!

Whoa, whoa, whoa; whoa, whoa, whoa; whoa, whoa, aweem away
(A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh)
(A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh)
Weeheeheehee, dee heeheeheehee, weeoh aweem away
(A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh)
(A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh)

Weeheeheehee, dee heeheeheehee, weeoh aweem away
Weeheeheehee, dee heeheeheehee, weeoh aweem away
Weeheeheehee, dee heeheeheehee, weeoh aweem away

Oh, NO! You? Those gifts are a declaration of war!

Jamie, it’s a private picture, who “gifted” FREDDY with all those wonderful gifts?

More distasteful humor. Enjoy!

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More inappropriate jokes.

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Well, let’s revive this dormant thread…..

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This YouTuber has some funny jokes, distasteful but nonetheless funny!

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Frank Sinatra, MY WAY

And now, the end is near
And so I face the final curtain
My friend, I'll say it clear
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain
I've lived a life that's full
I traveled each and every highway
And more, much more than this, I did it my WAY

Regrets, I've had a few
But then again, too few to mention
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exemption
I planned each charted course
Each careful step along the byway
And more, much more than this, I did it my WAY

Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew
But through it all, when there was doubt
I ate it up and spit it out
I faced it all and I stood tall and did it my WAY

I've loved, I've laughed and cried
I've had my fill, my share of losing
And now, as tears subside
I find it all so amusing
To think I did all that
And may I say, not in a shy WAY
Oh, no, oh, no, not me, I did it my WAY

For what is a man, what has he got?
If not himself, then he has naught
To say the things he truly feels
And not the words of one who kneels
The record shows
I took the blows
And did it my WAY

Yes, it was my WAY