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I think my Teddy Bear has the hots for me.

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Started by JustWill at 28,May,16 21:48  other posts of JustWill
It hasn't said anything, but I can feel the tension between us. Every time I go into my room, it is just sitting there, waiting for me. Staring at me. That's gotta mean something, right?

The other day, when I got out of the shower and went to my room to get dressed, I KNOW I saw it sneaking a peak at my junk. Oh, it pretended that it didn't happen. Just sat there looking off into space all glassy-eyed. With that stupid smile on its stuffed face. That bear is a perv, I tell you.

Plus, it's always hanging around all naked and shit. Trying to be all sexy.

Who does it think it's fooling?

That Teddy Bear wants me in a big way.

Horny little plush bastard...

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By Angelofdeath at 04,Aug,17 10:47 other posts of Angelofdeath 
By JustWill at 04,Aug,17 15:34 other posts of JustWill 
Now you are just creeping me out!
By Angelofdeath at 04,Aug,17 20:39 other posts of Angelofdeath 
By Icudoiwill2 at 05,Aug,17 01:46 other posts of Icudoiwill2 

By #415959 at 29,May,16 19:13
Hey Will, uh...stop watching Nickelodeon and whacking off with fruit roll-ups.

Get yourself a puppy, and don't fuck it.
By JustWill at 29,May,16 23:06 other posts of JustWill 
Fruit roll-ups make my dingle-dangle all sticky.
By RealTitsLover at 03,Aug,17 21:22 other posts of RealTitsLover 
Haha... I've been told hot pockets work wonders. (No, I haven't tried it myself, but lemme know how it goes.)
By JustWill at 04,Aug,17 09:20 other posts of JustWill 
I have been told that microwaved cheese burns like napalm.
By RealTitsLover at 04,Aug,17 10:18 other posts of RealTitsLover 

By waves at 04,Aug,17 11:31 other posts of waves 
you better quit smoking that shit dude

By #57759 at 05,Jun,16 10:59
I stole your Teddy Bear and I am not giving it back!!!
By JustWill at 05,Jun,16 12:26 other posts of JustWill 
You can keep the horny little bastard!
By Icudoiwill2 at 02,Aug,17 23:13 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
Hope you don't mind me bumping these up Will. Their funny. And it gets rid of (Rate My Dick) Again...
By JustWill at 03,Aug,17 08:41 other posts of JustWill 
Bump away. I'd forgotten that this was even here.
By bella! at 03,Aug,17 09:07 other posts of bella! 
Yeah, it dropped off the list of topics you created, he really had to search for this Golden Oldie!
By Icudoiwill2 at 04,Aug,17 02:57 other posts of Icudoiwill2 
I was at work. what else am i going to do?

By bella! at 28,May,16 23:22 other posts of bella! 
Isn't your penguin jealous?
By JustWill at 28,May,16 23:50 other posts of JustWill 
The penguin has gone missing, and the bear keeps smiling...
By bella! at 29,May,16 00:24 other posts of bella! 

Please, say it isn't so! The penguin is gone? 😨 Has Ian got anything to do with that?
By JustWill at 29,May,16 01:01 other posts of JustWill 
I don't think Ian and the Bear are in cahoots. The last time I checked, they weren't even on speaking terms.
By CountryCouple54 at 29,May,16 09:29 other posts of CountryCouple54 
I think Teddy has gone on a rampage. I fear for the rest of the a-nimals. It might be time for a little torture treatment to make him talk.
By JustWill at 29,May,16 10:20 other posts of JustWill 
He's a stuffed Bear. Waterboarding would only make him soggy...
By CountryCouple54 at 30,May,16 00:56 other posts of CountryCouple54 
It's worth a try.

By Angelofdeath at 29,May,16 12:15 other posts of Angelofdeath 
Pfft. He doesn't want you. He just wants to be your pee slave. He also wants you to rat his dick.
By JustWill at 29,May,16 14:57 other posts of JustWill 
Yuck! That's just revolting. Do you realize how hard it is to get pee out of cotton stuffing? The smell would be regusting after a few days!

Also, like most of his plushy ilk, he is all...smooth...down there. There's no dick to rat.

On the plus side, though, the rat might eat the pee-soaked stuffing, so that would be a bonus...
By Angelofdeath at 29,May,16 20:01 other posts of Angelofdeath 
Just because you can't see his penis doesn't mean it's not there. Really Will that's rude to say. No wonder the poor bear has a complex. You should do him a solid by doing him a solid and rat his dick anyway no matter how small it is.
By JustWill at 29,May,16 23:08 other posts of JustWill 
Maybe he just has an "innie"...
By Angelofdeath at 29,May,16 23:31 other posts of Angelofdeath 
And as the object of his desire, he needs you to make it an outtie...

By #496814 at 29,May,16 12:39
I know that feeling, Will! I always have that with the picture of my granny... How she's staring at me.

Wait, I didn't say that!!

By #508226 at 28,May,16 22:42
offer yourself to the bear and see what he does. do you have any sexual desires for him/her?

By JustWill at 28,May,16 23:01 other posts of JustWill 
I think it wants to EAT me...

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