Who do you think would be mental enough to write the following:

"I’m the Cunt Patrol. And I’m here to stop you. You’ve broken the rules. I did not write the rules... I may even disagree with the rules. But I will enforce some of them. No matter how you plead, cajole, beg or attempt to stir my sympathies, nothing you do will stop me from placing you in a box and trashing your page if you fuck with my mates.

If you run away, I will chase you. If you fight me, I will fight back. If you shoot at me, I will shoot back. By our rules, I am unable to walk away. I’m a consequence. I am the unpaid bill. I am fate with a pissing dog and dirty chonie gifts. Behind my badge is a heart like yours, yet colder and without a soul.

And although I’m but one man, I have thousands of brothers and sisters who are the same as me. They will lay down their lives for me. And I them. We stand watch together. A thin SYD Line. Protecting the prey from the predators. The good from the bad. We are the Cunts"

I'll post more guessing games, as and when the mood takes me.