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2021 UK CENSUS

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Started by routemaster at 19,Mar,21 05:23  other posts of routemaster
This weekend us in the UK have to fill in a census form, which happens once every 10 years and if you object and don't fill it in, you get a £1000 fine. Over the years, the questions have become more and more personal, now they want to know things like "are you straight, bisexual or gay?" "are you a buddhist?" "Where did you sleep last night?" and a host of other things that are NONE OF THEIR DAMNED BUSINESS. Its just another snooper's charter but apparantly not according to the politicians, its all so that they can "plan" wonderful "new services" for us in the future. So I'm looking forward to all the gay pubs reopening, new gay venues established and to bring back freedom of speech as there is precious little of that right now. Its a wonder they don't ask "what hand do you use to hold your dick when having a pee?"



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By Nedster at 19,Mar,21 09:32 other posts of Nedster 
In Australia Jedi Knight is one of the biggest religions in the census.


By Pistonbroke at 19,Mar,21 09:17 other posts of Pistonbroke 
Big Brother is watching. Is there a fine for incorrect answers? So you are a Gay Buddhist who slept with the friar’s wife in the rectory last night. Who’s to know?
(I love the word “Rectory”, sounds so nice and dirty!
I always answer invasive survey questions with answers that I hope fuck up their results somehow.
And if they ask, I use my left hand. Used to be my right, but I need that for my mouse now!
How about a survey for:

“If you eat cheese crisps while surfing porn, does your dick get orange?”


By Nedster at 19,Mar,21 08:57 other posts of Nedster 
It will be interesting to see if the people themselves will do something about it. Hopefully they will.


By Vita at 19,Mar,21 07:58 other posts of Vita 
so i'll take the right hand !! 👀


By dgraff at 19,Mar,21 07:35 other posts of dgraff 
Socialism at its best


By kalebi at 19,Mar,21 07:14 other posts of kalebi 
Ridiculous! And I thought they were grazy overhere!
Btw. I pee with my left hand, because I'm lefthanded. With my right hand I would reach the Cliffs of Dover!


By Robben at 19,Mar,21 05:29 other posts of Robben 
Seems they passing the border of personal integrity. It actually looks its a beginner with no clue about rules who has done the form. Usually it should go through quality control before its send out to the public? Have you got the correct official version, maybe somebody try to joke?
By routemaster at 19,Mar,21 05:41 other posts of routemaster 
No its not a joke, my friend. The form was sent to me through the post a few days ago and to every other household in the land too. Even radio presenters this morning are saying some of the questions are unforgivably and despicably intrusive. The control freaks really have taken over the asylum.






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