There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
Wiping the cum off his chin
"If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it!"
Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Her knickers all tattered and torn. It wasn't a spider That sat down beside her, but Little Boy Blue with his clarinet.
Little Boy Blue, Come blow up your horn! The sheep's in the meadow, the cow's in the corn! Where is the boy who looks after the sheep? He's under the haystack with Little B-Peep!
There was a young girl from Mauritius,
Who said "that last shag was delicious" ....
"But next time you cum"
"Can u cum up my bum"
"Cos that scab on your knob is suspicious!"
There was a young lady called Moores,
Who's pussy was covered in sores,
All the dogs in the street,
Loved to sniff the green meat,
As it hung down in festoons from her drawers.
There was a young man from Nantucket,
Who took a pig to field to fuck it,
Said the pig with a sneer,
Get away from my rear,
Come round the front and I'll suck it.
There was a young lady from Lymm,
Who had an enormous quim,
But it wasn't the size
That attracted the flies,
It was the chrystalized cum round the rim.
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
Wiping the cum off his chin
"If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it!"
Who said "that last shag was delicious" ....
"But next time you cum"
"Can u cum up my bum"
"Cos that scab on your knob is suspicious!"
Who said, as the Bishop withdrew,
The Vicar is slicker,
Much quicker and thicker,
and 12 inches longer than you.
Who's pussy was covered in sores,
All the dogs in the street,
Loved to sniff the green meat,
As it hung down in festoons from her drawers.
Who took a pig to field to fuck it,
Said the pig with a sneer,
Get away from my rear,
Come round the front and I'll suck it.
There was a young lady from Lymm,
Who had an enormous quim,
But it wasn't the size
That attracted the flies,
It was the chrystalized cum round the rim.