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By biggg at 10,Apr,24 20:44
hahaha |
By biggg at 10,Apr,24 20:42
Uh-oh. Never seen the movie "Day of the Triffids"? The End is Nigh! |
By biggg at 04,Apr,24 21:03
Hey, youґre talking about my earliest known photo! Be nice! |
By biggg at 04,Apr,24 20:53
A hippie and a nun are on a bus.
The hippie says to the nun: like wow, iґve always wanted to fuck a nun. But the nun says: i`m already married to jesus so I cannot. As the hippie is getting off the bus, the bus driver nods and winks and says: the nun is always in the graveyard at 8 o clock and waiting for the holy spirit. So you might be in luck! The hippie puts a white sheet over his head and goes to the graveyard, and approaches the nun from behind. “Woo hoo, I am the holy spirit and I want to fuck you” The nun says: well, yes since you are the holy spirit but itґs that time of the month so you have to do me in the ass from behind. OK says the hippie, pulls out his dick and bangs her up the ass When heґs finished, he pulls off the white sheet and laughs: haha, iґm not the holy spirit, iґm the hippie But the nun turns around and pulls off her head cover and laughs back: haha, iґm not the nun, iґm the bus driver |
By biggg at 03,Apr,24 15:29
The worldґs strongest glue has been invented. But they canґt get the lid off |
By biggg at 09,Feb,24 15:38
Arnie is cool  |
By biggg at 07,Feb,24 21:52
I dreamt, I was eating a huge marshmallow. In the morning my pillow was gone |
By biggg at 01,Feb,24 20:33
Donґt know, but I would certainly like to use portions of your bra packaging to thicken MY gravies and sauces   |
By biggg at 01,Feb,24 20:27
nope, carrots with special sauce arenґt on the menu today  Bu t this does remind me of a joke about buttered corn, which iґll post elsewhere sooner or later  |
By biggg at 31,Jan,24 18:12
I really see myself in my new job at the mirror factory |
By biggg at 30,Jan,24 19:31
Donґt eat the carrot afterwards |
By biggg at 30,Jan,24 19:26
PLA or polylactic acid is touted as a biodegradable plastic and recyclable, but it needs much higher temperatures than landfill to decompose so itґs a bit of a marketing ego massage...oh look at ME, MY trash is recyclable and so environmentally friendly etc etc yawn. But if was corn starch, surely you could just eat it? |
By biggg at 18,Jan,24 22:17
Why will you never be hungry in the desert? Because of the sand-which-is there |
By biggg at 18,Jan,24 21:35
yep, get em in the eye with that extra hot tabasco sauce  Sir, would you like MORE sauce with your order? |
By biggg at 17,Jan,24 14:32
seems to be the new real, any asshole can feel like a king or queen and hit people just doing their job in take away food outlets |
By biggg at 17,Jan,24 14:28
Two guys playing golf.
First guy looking ahead at the two ladies playing in front: Oh my God, itґs my wife and my mistress! Second guy looks and says: Oh no, mine too! |
By biggg at 07,Jan,24 17:21
He only noticed he had diarrhoea when he took his bicycle clips off |
By biggg at 30,Dec,23 19:01
funny |
By biggg at 30,Dec,23 18:57
Rogue Waves are common, worked at sea for years. Always to be expected. In old folklore, every seventh wave aaar, shiver me Timbers |
By biggg at 18,Dec,23 15:55
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By biggg at 07,Dec,23 18:45
(This does not work in the metric system) I wrote my Mum to say I have grown another foot. So she knitted me another sock. |
By biggg at 04,Dec,23 16:53
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By biggg at 01,Nov,23 09:04
haha, this is brilliant |
By biggg at 28,Oct,23 23:03
Maybe he was practising to be Santa Claus? |
By biggg at 03,Oct,23 16:03
Better just grin and bear it |
By biggg at 01,Oct,23 01:04
tree was hundreds of years old :-( |
By biggg at 06,Sep,23 19:50
If you think this is bull, honk your horn(s) and mooove over |
By biggg at 26,Aug,23 21:29
Dear Bella, so sorry for your loss and the difficult times you have been through. |
By biggg at 25,Aug,23 19:17
I keep hearing a duck quacking behind me. BUt when I turn around, thereґs no duck! Just a nasty smell! |
By biggg at 05,Aug,23 16:00
wierd or weird? Always understood: i before e except after c. I am confused  |
By biggg at 05,Aug,23 15:54
smoking cigarettes, bad habit |
By biggg at 29,Jul,23 18:49
Doctor: Sir, you must stop masturbating. Me: Is it because I will go blind?. Doctor: No, itґs because you need to keep still while Iґm examining you |
By biggg at 29,Jul,23 17:13
donґt like. feels too intimate from people i donґt know |
By biggg at 29,Jul,23 17:11
can all run around naked as a Jaybird |
By biggg at 24,Jul,23 21:56
Went to the doctor, spent half an hour in the waiting room. Doctor: what seems to be the problem. Me: I have this terrible farting problem and just canґt stop, but at least they are silent so nobody notices. Doctor: Ah yes, you need a hearing aid |
By biggg at 22,Jun,23 20:51
How dare You!!  Guess she has to get a job meanwhile  |
By biggg at 22,Jun,23 20:44
Em, doubt that it would be cooooold |
By biggg at 19,Jun,23 20:29
Oh! This was little old me! And Iґm back too :-) |
By biggg at 18,Jun,23 21:36
clever seal |
By biggg at 11,Jun,23 09:45
Good point! maybe the foot is referring to something else...a foot long? |
By biggg at 10,Jun,23 22:15
My feet are very big |
By biggg at 06,Jun,23 22:19
There was a young man of Devizes
Who’s balls were of different sizes One was so small It was no ball at all But the other one won several Prizes |
By biggg at 13,May,23 17:35
eggs-actly! |
By biggg at 06,May,23 18:45
might make you feel horny |
By biggg at 22,Apr,23 19:35
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By biggg at 22,Apr,23 14:25
maybe blanket coverage :-) |
By biggg at 18,Apr,23 20:48
sleeping |
By biggg at 11,Apr,23 18:35
Bet it was nice and clean |
By biggg at 04,Apr,23 20:07
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By biggg at 27,Mar,23 19:43
Me: Doctor, I feel Iґm invisible. Doctor: Who said that? |