Prefer soft, but hard is good too!

Both

Never waste a drop!

Mmm, love that money shot!

Wow, long list!

If not the smallest, it is one of the cutest!

It's all about location, location, location! This place feels like an all dick friendly location. So, yes, at least here!

What Scorpio69 said:

"Sorry" especially when it's combined with "not now"

Glad to see your won! I love those colored bands on your cock!

I'm 90% with you on your assessment. I do like the feel and taste of a cock in my mouth and in my hand. Love to talk about sex with other guys when we're naked, kind of like right now As to the rest of what you dislike, I'm pretty much there with you.

Yes, it is like a sleeping bag. I enjoy it when it peeks out for it's first look at the day, and then stands up at attention, waiting for a little attention