***Things you should/shouldn't say during sex***

By mr_blue at 15,Feb,19 13:30 other posts of mr_blue

That Chinese tattoo doesn't mean what you think it does

By mr_blue at 16,Jan,19 02:25 other posts of mr_blue

Fuck me like a retard on bath salts...

By #545732 at 14,Jan,19 02:04

WRONG HOLE!!

By #568553 at 12,Jan,19 11:25

What do you want for dinner tomorrow?
(that one actually happen to me)

By MyArtwork at 02,Jan,19 21:54 other posts of MyArtwork

Do you mind if I fart?

By #551147 at 02,Jan,19 22:10

That one stunk!

By #485312 at 11,Jan,19 22:04

not at all, you'll fit in great here *lix*

By MyArtwork at 12,Jan,19 02:09 other posts of MyArtwork

Sounds like some loud and fun sex

You ought hear me after eating a burger smothered in fried onions, talk about a rootin' tootin' good time

By #485312 at 12,Jan,19 03:01

yeah what is that?? when men eat fried meat and onions, it seems to turn into a fart fest lol, or home made rissoles are a good one too *lix*

By #551147 at 11,Jan,19 18:35

My ex and I use to do it this way, wanna see? 😯

By Sickboy at 09,Jan,19 14:21 other posts of Sickboy

"that reminds me. Do you fancy going Spelunking this weekend!"

By mr_blue at 10,Jan,19 09:01 other posts of mr_blue

By #551147 at 06,Jan,19 20:47

Does that come in adult size? 🤔

By leopoldij at 06,Jan,19 02:27 other posts of leopoldij

You shouldn't say "do it quickly before the site police discovers you're fucking"

By mr_blue at 06,Jan,19 02:30 other posts of mr_blue

Whatever helps you from premature ejaculation leo

Or maybe a police uniform is your thing?
So site police is whatever you need it to be

By leopoldij at 06,Jan,19 02:41 other posts of leopoldij

Site police is someone who goes by the name the bella and has been trying to scare away anyone who likes sex

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I don't know if you've come across her. She's not well.

By #460385 at 06,Jan,19 03:43

Still beating this dead horse, leo?

By leopoldij at 06,Jan,19 09:25 other posts of leopoldij

That was funny! I've heard others refer to the Bella as cow but not as dead horse. You're funny, not just sexy!

By #460385 at 06,Jan,19 03:41

I smell fish.

By #572296 at 06,Jan,19 03:40

Your mom was looking hot tonight

By mr_blue at 06,Jan,19 03:01 other posts of mr_blue

You want fries with that ?

By wycowboy at 05,Jan,19 01:31 other posts of wycowboy

"Are you in yet?" "In?! Hell baby, I'm done!"

By #487013 at 02,Jan,19 23:01

The first one lmfao. Reminds me of the pic I sent you.

By mr_blue at 03,Jan,19 11:42 other posts of mr_blue

The members of this site leave crazy comments,so I thought I would post some of the ones I could remember...

By #551147 at 02,Jan,19 21:51

It really does feel the same no matter who you're with...

By mr_blue at 02,Jan,19 21:54 other posts of mr_blue

That's what mum said

By #551147 at 02,Jan,19 21:05

I smell bacon...

By mr_blue at 02,Jan,19 21:08 other posts of mr_blue

to pork or not to pork

By #551147 at 02,Jan,19 21:11

Rut roh! 😮 He's onto me

By mr_blue at 02,Jan,19 21:13 other posts of mr_blue

You playing hide the sausage again ?!!

By #551147 at 02,Jan,19 21:26

By #460385 at 02,Jan,19 21:01

Oh boy.

By mr_blue at 02,Jan,19 21:06 other posts of mr_blue

Try them out in the bedroom

These are actual comments I've seen on pics here....

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