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Started by #584076 at 16,May,19 18:27
Can't believe all you inventive mofo's hadn't taken this title...


There's a whole bunch of STUFF topics that apoear to be mimicking/imitating/attempting to rival an original STUFF topic...

The only difference with this one is that I'm going to acknowledge here that it is a twatty place where nothing of importance will be said and once the first 10 or so arguments fizzle out, it'll die a horrific death with good reason...

Seriously though...

Don't take this topic seriously...

It's shit!

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By #584076 at 28,May,19 19:03
I stand by every word.

Using homophobic rhetoric (in any language and no matter how illiterate) as a slur on someone regardless of whether they are or are not in fact gay is:

And just simply a LOW act!

To do so continuously and vehemently without any acknowledgement of how horrid it is and instead go on the attack and playing the victim for being called on it, veers into outright NARCISSISTIC territory.

The person used all kinds of personal attacks based on their interpretation of my pics and posts and an absolutely incorrect assertion that I must be colluding because I disagreed with them and will not under any circumstance tolerate homophobic slurs (which they 100% admitted to using "just to get a reaction" out of people they disliked).

I wish this person absolutely no ill will and have removed them from my blacklist as all that did (as I'd originally guessed) was give them another platform to play the victim.

They were dead wrong to use "gay" in a derogatory manner and every claim they've made about me has also been dead wrong.

At no point throughout any of the back and forth, did I comment on anything other than the homophobic, vitriolic, illiterate, unacceptable rantings...

So yeah... I stand by every word!
By phart at 28,May,19 21:19 other posts of phart 
Walk away from it,it is not worth your time.Regardless of the issue,if that "member" is involved,walk away.It took me a short time to totaly break the habit as sometimes you wonder,"is there a bottom to the hole they are digging?" and you check back.But I broke the habit.Best I can tell I still am brought up in the "members" speaches and there is nothing I can do about it,it is the nature of the web.Keyboard warriors and numbnuts.

By #584076 at 28,May,19 10:43

I blacklisted you because I could take no more of your illiterate, mentally retarded, unapolagetic, homophobic, hateful ramblings!

Not because of anything any other member said.

And definitely not because I'm a coward...

Simply because you made attack after attack on me for calling you out on your homophobia and you outright stated that you deliberately do it!

Take this and shove it up your ass... It may come in contact with your braincell!

Oh and copy and paste away to your heart's content.

By #584076 at 23,May,19 10:27
OMG... I've only gone snd done myself a sex injury...

I've pulled a fucking muscle or some shit in my neck and the pain is blinding...

Happened during shower sex so obviously I just aimed the wayer at my neck and kept going...

That was a bad idea...

Right now I'm hunched up like Gollum afraid to move because when I do a thousand volts shoot down my spine...

Anyone got any interesting sex injury stories to cheer me up?

By #584076 at 18,May,19 19:17
There's more stuff than you can shake a sticj at!
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Where the fuck were you autocorrect?
By Scorps at 19,May,19 16:11 other posts of Scorps 
The son a bitch is NEVER around when you actually want it... 😆🤣😂

By dgraff at 22,May,19 04:54 other posts of dgraff 
It's all good a stick is a stick no matter how it's spelled we all know what you meant

By #584076 at 22,May,19 01:04
So much stuff...
So little stuff to give...
It's amusing how much stuff can be stuffed into a stuff thread...
Some seem to believe their forum topics are made of sterner stuff than those who's stuff threads are stuffed full of stuffy stuffing!
And they would be correct of course due to the general mediocrity of stuff like this.

By #584076 at 18,May,19 01:49
Anyone got any lurid stories they wanna share to help a washed up hasbeen knock one out?
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Please... No cock-cheese!!!
By Scorps at 18,May,19 02:22 other posts of Scorps 
Lmao 😆
By #584076 at 18,May,19 07:11
Aw... That's just a lol...

Where's the sordid escapades?

By #585719 at 19,May,19 09:06
Here's something from Hotpussy's blogs:

OMG I am such a whore. I got a call as I was finishing the enema and shower. He just said "bitch, get over here as me and my friend have hard cocks". I quickly dressed in lace panties, cupless bra, shorts and T shirt then rushed around (5 min walk) to his apartment. On arrival I was really sassy. I said to both of them that unless they spanked and forced me they would not be allowed to fuck me, only to have blow jobs. They took one look at each other and then they grabbed me, removed my shorts and t shirt, Then, as one forced his cock in my throat, the other pulled my panties up hard like a thong and started beating my ass. He was spanking hard with his hand then a flip flop (sandal) I was now gagging and choking with tears from the cock deep in my throat and the spanking. Next my panties were ripped open but left on and he spat on my pussy. He shoved his dick straight in, deep and hard. I was now trying to pull up my head to breath but after just a gulp was pulled back deep on his cock. My ass felt stretched and aching as he kept changing from my pussy to my ass. He fucked me so hard that it felt it was in my throat, then he pulled out. I started peeing and i was forced to lick it up. Wow, i wanted more,,,,Iím such a whore!!!!
By #584076 at 19,May,19 17:06
The lickity pissy bit kinda ruins it...
But at least there's no cheddar. 👍😂👍
By #585719 at 19,May,19 17:28
I know why she wrote that part. According to her, almost all the pervs she chats with, sooner or later, express a desire to fool around with piss. Even I like a golden shower. Well, I wish it was beer but....
By #584076 at 19,May,19 17:40
During my three years as a high-end male escort, I was treated to the golden sprinkler treatment multiple times and I can say unequivocally that it is not something I have any interest in.
By #585719 at 19,May,19 18:36
And,yet,we lick pussy,
By #584076 at 19,May,19 18:53
Only clean ones mate...
Same as with cocks!

By #584076 at 17,May,19 08:05
I'm sure there was more comments here...

Oh yeah...

By #578610 at 17,May,19 08:20
By #584076 at 17,May,19 08:21
Hi Charlie... Thanks for that!
By #578610 at 17,May,19 08:27
Another one? They must use special fertilizer to grow them so fast
By dgraff at 17,May,19 18:44 other posts of dgraff 
They must have used to much fertiliser on me I grew extra large

By bella! at 17,May,19 08:30 other posts of bella! 
Yeah, isn't it something that as the author of a thread, you lose the visibility of some YOUR thread should you be blacklisted by one of your posters? Oh well....
By #584076 at 17,May,19 19:47
I'm getting notifications of comments in this thread but I look and there's none...

By bella! at 17,May,19 20:20 other posts of bella! 
Your notifications should tell you who is leaving a comment, no?
By #584076 at 17,May,19 20:59

Just a new comment in forum... That isn't there when I look.


By #585719 at 16,May,19 18:33
Is this ok? It's from another thread

I'm curious, have never had a cock in my ass. I don't want a rough ass fucking, but would love an easy cock up my ass while the guy jerks my cock off.
By JustWill at 16,May,19 18:34 other posts of JustWill 
"Easy Cock" sounds like some foam in a can used to clean the built-up grime off of a dirty dingus.
By #584076 at 16,May,19 18:38
OMG... It soooo does...

Just saw another forum where there's a dude that might be able to use "Easy-Cock" to avoid that cream cheese problem!!!
By JustWill at 16,May,19 18:42 other posts of JustWill 
Don't tell HIM that. Dude will blacklist you in a heartbeat for speaking out against dick cheese.
Seriously. I was banned before you can say "wash that filthy fuck-stick, Dude!"
By #584076 at 16,May,19 18:44
I haven't been banned yet even though I did say that.

Must be my unscrupulous charm.

By JustWill at 16,May,19 18:45 other posts of JustWill 
I guess my charm is more of the scrupulous variety...
By #584076 at 16,May,19 19:02
By bella! at 16,May,19 19:36 other posts of bella! 
Prepucio4Me blacklisted me because I welcomed him. His reason was "female".

Is it possible that a man could be "that gay" that he is offended when a woman says "Welcome to SYD/SYC!"?
By #584076 at 16,May,19 19:39
I'd say perhaps all that filthy cock has perhaps passed on something that's maybe attacking brain cells...


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Look at me getting all bitchy coz I got called an asshole for not liking stanky-ass cock-fetta!!!
By JustWill at 16,May,19 19:55 other posts of JustWill 
That's how they get ya...
By bella! at 16,May,19 20:08 other posts of bella! 
I am confused. Who is "they" and how did he get got?
By #584076 at 16,May,19 20:10
And do "they" have stanky-ass cock-fetta???
By bella! at 16,May,19 20:31 other posts of bella! 
I dunno! JustWill's response is so confusing. Maybe the voices in his head have him so jangled up, he's unable to think straight.
By #584076 at 16,May,19 20:40
I've never been able to think "straight"... It's a curse and a gift.

By #584076 at 16,May,19 18:35
Sounds like a reasonable request.

By #584076 at 16,May,19 18:29
"Thangs n' stuff"

Would make another interesting Rick Grimes inspired topic!

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