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Started by licksipsuckit at 21,Oct,19 16:51  other posts of licksipsuckit
useless
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adjective
adjective: useless
not fulfilling or not expected to achieve the intended purpose or desired outcome.
informal
having no ability or skill in a specified activity or area.



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By Twowarmtts! at 12,Nov,19 08:54 other posts of Twowarmtts! 
In Spain, women's pussy is referred as cod and potatoes (Bacalao con papas)

Bacalao---Julio Iglesias

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By sinanff47 at 12,Nov,19 16:04 other posts of sinanff47 



By Twowarmtts! at 11,Nov,19 11:27 other posts of Twowarmtts! 
I love doing doggy. Get her head down, ass up. It angles her cunt perfectly to drive my cock in. I love the way her ass shakes as my body slams into her and my balls swing forward to hit her clit. Doggy is seriously good fucking.

Besides you don't have to see her face.


HAHAHA. This gem is from Neketal.


By Twowarmtts! at 10,Nov,19 13:19 other posts of Twowarmtts! 
Most people — about 85 to 90% — are right-handed, and there's no population on Earth where left-handers are in the majority.
By licksipsuckit at 10,Nov,19 15:55 other posts of licksipsuckit 
They say left handers die younger than right handers, so being a rightie gives a couple of years advantage *lix*



By Twowarmtts! at 10,Nov,19 12:36 other posts of Twowarmtts! 
In my whole life I have never had figgy pudding. I love dry figs and I've had fresh figs. Of course chocolate and vanilla pudding has been a regular staple at home. Especially with the grandkids. I understand that figgy pudding is delicious but not as sweet.


By Twowarmtts! at 09,Nov,19 11:42 other posts of Twowarmtts! 
Orangutan granted legal 'personhood' settles into new Florida home


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By phart at 09,Nov,19 18:19 other posts of phart 
Forgive me,but you reckon she might be voting in 2020? I just had to ask! That is 1 way to recruit voters! Grant person hood to monkeys and orangitangs!
By Twowarmtts! at 09,Nov,19 18:31 other posts of Twowarmtts! 
Haha. Hey, this is Florida. Anything is possible. I do know the area where the preserve is at. It's Trump red country. This simian will probably register Republican.
By phart at 09,Nov,19 19:09 other posts of phart 
if it is smart it will register independant so it won't get so much junk mail and annoying phone calls!
By Twowarmtts! at 09,Nov,19 19:39 other posts of Twowarmtts! 






By phart at 08,Nov,19 19:38 other posts of phart 
A recent US Govt survey shows three out of four people make up 75% of the total population
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By licksipsuckit at 08,Nov,19 17:19 other posts of licksipsuckit 
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Useless Dog Video *lix*


By 0-00 at 06,Nov,19 13:33 other posts of 0-00 
A synonym for cinnamon is a cinnamon synonym
By licksipsuckit at 07,Nov,19 17:09 other posts of licksipsuckit 
oh you are evil, that's one of my tongue hard words, and you've made it even harder, the only thing more evil would be finding one about celery, that's another word lm not fond of... l don't think l could say celery and cinnamon it one sentence ... *lix*



By phart at 05,Nov,19 18:44 other posts of phart 
Useless information, but also,warped!@

David Joyner, who donned the iconic dino costume from 1991 to 2001 on the PBS kid's show Barney & Friends, has been running a successful tantric massage practice since 2004 and currently attends to 30 different clients

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By licksipsuckit at 06,Nov,19 00:23 other posts of licksipsuckit 
he made a living and could still be anonymous on the street, the perfect kind of fame. and what better backup career, than getting to rub your hands all over people and get paid for it *lix*
By Twowarmtts! at 06,Nov,19 07:50 other posts of Twowarmtts! 
If I tried doing that I'd get arrested.




By leopoldij at 05,Nov,19 21:34 other posts of leopoldij 
Enjoy:
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By phart at 05,Nov,19 21:31 other posts of phart 
"Mansfield bars." The steel bar hangs from back of the cargo area and is designed to stop a car before it rolls underneath the trailer

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By licksipsuckit at 27,Oct,19 06:56 other posts of licksipsuckit 
1. 20% of men admit they've watched online porn while at work.

1a. 80% of men are liars.

2. The porniest state in the Union is also the Mormonest state: Utah, which has the highest online porn subscription rate per thousand home broadband users (5.47). Magic underwear, indeed.

3. The least popular day of the year for looking at online porn is not Christmas or Bastille Day -- both good guesses -- but Thanksgiving. (No doubt, a houseful or relatives would tend to create logistical problems.)

4. 12% of websites -- or nearly 25 million -- are porn sites.

5. $3,075.64 is spent on Internet porn an average of every single second!

5a. Idiots are spending money every single second on something that is widely available for free.

6. Also every second, 28,258 people on the Internet are viewing porn.

6a. Wait a minute, let me close this other browser: 28,2587.

7. 2.5 billion emails per day -- about 8% of the total -- contain porn. The rest are unwanted spam.

8. The USA kicks butt in porn! Total Internet pornography revenue in the U.S. is $2.84 billion, or 58% of the global total of $4.9 billion.

9. Sunday is the most popular day of the week for finding God viewing porn.

9a. The other six days are tied for second.

10. The U.S. city with the most searches per capita of the terms "sex," "porn" and "xxx" is -- and someone's going to have to explain this to me -- Elmhurst, Illinois.

10a. Elmhurst native and early 20th-century socialist leader Eugene V. Debs no doubt would roll over in his grave if he knew about all the fun he was missing what has become of his beloved hometown.
By aaa-dick1 at 04,Nov,19 20:58 other posts of aaa-dick1 
I don't watch porn at work and am not lying. Well, I did look at some soft porn in the 80s, before the company started monitoring. Folks, it's not worth losing your job over. Same reason I don't go nude in public or identify myself or my location on this site.
By Twowarmtts! at 05,Nov,19 06:08 other posts of Twowarmtts! 
You just are sexting with the boss's secretary?
By licksipsuckit at 05,Nov,19 14:58 other posts of licksipsuckit 
lm sure theres been banging on the desks at some point, we are creatures of habit and love a good fuck, anywhere and anytime... *lix*


By licksipsuckit at 05,Nov,19 14:58 other posts of licksipsuckit 
definitely not worth losing your job over, but lm sure many bosses have used the business wifi for porn . *Lix*
By Twowarmtts! at 05,Nov,19 16:02 other posts of Twowarmtts! 
This minor boss does.





By leopoldij at 04,Nov,19 19:17 other posts of leopoldij 
Leicester man Tim Pppppppppprice, 49 changed his name by deedpoll after being plagued with callers trying to sell him something day and night.

Tim, who spent £30 on his novel new name said: “It’s pronounced Tim Per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-rice,” he told the Daily Mirror.

“I hope the name acts like fly repellent to these people. When I rang the woman at the bank, she couldn’t stop laughing.”


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By licksipsuckit at 05,Nov,19 15:18 other posts of licksipsuckit 
l wished these people would stop ringing, you sit down to tea, at 6 oclock and they ring claiming to be our leading Telco, but anyone knows that they don't work past 4.30 in the afternoon, or on a Saturday. *lix*



By Twowarmtts! at 04,Nov,19 06:50 other posts of Twowarmtts! 
An oven is heading to space so astronauts can bake cookies
By phart at 04,Nov,19 09:06 other posts of phart 
Next will be the cake that falls in when finished.
By licksipsuckit at 04,Nov,19 17:57 other posts of licksipsuckit 
hope they sent some joints for them to get a bad case of munchies, some ones go too eat all them cookies, theyre the most expensive cookies on earth, well in space... *lix*




By veryshyguy at 22,Oct,19 23:55 other posts of veryshyguy 
NASA had to rename the sizes of the apparatus used for male astronauts to pee, from small, medium, and large, to large, gigantic, and humongous, because no one was willing to pick their true size.
By AussieMan187 at 23,Oct,19 05:18 other posts of AussieMan187 
That's like when guys buy condoms. "I'll just take these magnum condoms, thanks"
By licksipsuckit at 26,Oct,19 06:39 other posts of licksipsuckit 
well even the smallest condom, you can still fit your arm in it, so l don't really see the need for sizes, its more an ego thing l think. *lix*
By aaa-dick1 at 01,Nov,19 22:49 other posts of aaa-dick1 
Mmm not really. I can put on a Lifestyles but it hurts. I can put on a regular Trojan but it's uncomfortable. The Magnums are comfy. Note, I'm only slightly larger than average. I wonder how the really thick-dicked guys make out.

By Twowarmtts! at 03,Nov,19 18:03 other posts of Twowarmtts! 
Charlie used to buy XXXX. The 4X was lamb skin and there was only one size as it came from the apendix I think. He would just fit in one and blow out the next. It came packaged in a plastic bubble container and had enough lube and spermicide to use in a car axle. The price was 3 times the price for Trojans. I wonder if they still make them?
By licksipsuckit at 03,Nov,19 23:57 other posts of licksipsuckit 
wow, lve never heard of lambs skin dildos. they'd be museum pieces now. like sausage skins *lix*
By Twowarmtts! at 04,Nov,19 06:02 other posts of Twowarmtts! 
Not dildos, condoms
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Fourex was still being manufactured in 2003 and was used primarily by people with latex allergies; no longer being manufactured by 2014. Fourex listed in 1990 lawsuit against makers of natural skin condoms; natural skin condoms do not prevent spread of AIDS/HIV.

Aids was not around when we used them. Because their lube contained a spermicide conception, even if they broke was not an issue. In those days Charlie was a very lucky guy







By phart at 01,Nov,19 09:57 other posts of phart 
The 1988 Yugo GV owners manual says to use 20w40 oil in the engine.
By licksipsuckit at 03,Nov,19 16:58 other posts of licksipsuckit 
well l find this the most useless piece of information so far. a car that old would be rare to see on the road. *lix*
By phart at 03,Nov,19 17:17 other posts of phart 
Not really as far as age.Newest thing in my family right now is my 04 dodge.
As for the Yugo,The nylon,read that as "space age" plastic,transmission gears pretty much took the Yugo off the road before WE could GO. The last 1 I saw for sale about 2 years ago was almost the same price as it was new as they were so disposable that there is very few left.The Yugo GV Convertable sport model is very rare and highly collectable.
I get bugged alot by folks wanting to buy either of my 2 older work trucks as they are in the age that the 30 somethings want to restore.Hell a 60's truck is the 1 you put the chainsaw in the back and go get a load of wood! Not drive to the cruise in!




By licksipsuckit at 03,Nov,19 16:57 other posts of licksipsuckit 
Things You Should Know About Your Breasts

•Breast size is hereditary. ...
•Not all breasts are created equal. ...
•The average bra size in the U.S. is a 34DD. ...
•Your boobs aren't just made of fat. ...
•Gaining weight can make your boobs larger. ...
•Sagging is inevitable. ...
•When you exercise, your boobs move around.


By Twowarmtts! at 30,Oct,19 08:50 other posts of Twowarmtts! 
By licksipsuckit at 01,Nov,19 18:13 other posts of licksipsuckit 
sounds like my mornings. l do love my B&E rolls for breaky, aussieman does all the sleeping in usually and a bonus is getting a hot fuck .. *lix*



By phart at 30,Oct,19 22:54 other posts of phart 
The oldest surviving American stag movie is A Free Ride (1915), also known as A Grass Sandwich, which was shot in New Jersey and played for years in X-rated Manhattan cinemas.

The plot line, not surprisingly, is simple: A wealthy man-about-town gives a girl a lift in his flashy convertible but stops ten miles from her destination; he then offers to drive her the rest of the way in exchange for sex. She indignantly refuses, and walks home. In the next scene, the caddish driver gives her a lift again. This time, he stops 20 miles from home, with the same offer. Again, she refuses. On the third day, he drops her 50 miles from home. This time she relents, and they make love on the grass.

As the girl brushes down her dress, she admits that she had been happy to walk ten miles, or even 20 miles. “But I’ll be Damned if I Will Walk 50 Miles Just to Stop You —” cut to her gleeful face — “From Getting a Dose of the CLAP.” •


Must be some confusion on the plot as the movie is not quite this way.
By licksipsuckit at 01,Nov,19 18:11 other posts of licksipsuckit 
WOW, shows how times have changed, l haven't heard the term 'the clap' for a long time. well l hope that was a lesson for the old timers that watched it years ago lol, *lix*



By Curias at 30,Oct,19 07:21 other posts of Curias 
useless.
By licksipsuckit at 01,Nov,19 18:08 other posts of licksipsuckit 
l hope you copied and pasted that lol, *lix*



By Twowarmtts! at 01,Nov,19 08:01 other posts of Twowarmtts! 
Woman found dead with 8-foot python around her neck in western Indiana

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By phart at 01,Nov,19 09:33 other posts of phart 
Play with fire,you are going to get burnt.
But there is just no words for this that was a link on that same page.I hope he gets the death penealty if proven guilty.https://abc7chicago.com/police-believe-missing-mom-was-dismembered-with-chainsaw/5643705/



By licksipsuckit at 29,Oct,19 04:48 other posts of licksipsuckit 
Knock knock
Who's there?
Cow says...
Cow says Who!
NO cows say MOOOOO
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By licksipsuckit at 30,Oct,19 04:24 other posts of licksipsuckit 
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wa
Wa who?
What are you so excited about?!
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By licksipsuckit at 23,Oct,19 05:35 other posts of licksipsuckit 
A Boeing 747's wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight. *lix*
By Mrfrisky at 28,Oct,19 02:10 other posts of Mrfrisky 
This is a good one
By licksipsuckit at 28,Oct,19 16:08 other posts of licksipsuckit 
the dad joke on the weather this morning was, they named boeings after the noise it makes hitting the run way. *Lix*




By licksipsuckit at 27,Oct,19 16:36 other posts of licksipsuckit 
1. Breast size is hereditary.
You have an equal chance of inheriting your chest size from either parent, which is why your sister may have much larger breasts than you.

2. Not all breasts are created equal.
Equal in size that is. In fact, one breast is usually about one fifth larger than the other. (If you're curious, it's generally the left side that has the size advantage.)

3. The average bra size in the U.S. is a 34DD.
Which is significantly larger from just 20 years ago: a 34B.

4. Your boobs aren't just made of fat.
They are a complex system of glands and ducts, which also includes your nipple. And underneath each breast is muscle, as well as fibrous tissue that separates it from your ribs. However, after a certain age, your breasts do turn into mostly fat.

5. Gaining weight can make your boobs larger.
And if you lose weight? You might notice that your breasts shrink. But this isn't the same for every woman since some women have denser breasts with less fatty tissue.

Other factors: Pregnancy, breast-feeding, menopause, birth control pills, and even sex can cause your breasts to swell. Your breasts can also grow as much as a full cup size during your menstrual cycle. However, days after your period, your hormone levels drop and your bustline is at its smallest. Thanks, hormones!

6. Sagging is inevitable.
Unless you have corrective surgery, getting older means your breasts will sag over time. Other culprits include gravity, smoking, and sleeping. In fact, if you're a stomach sleeper, you might consider changing positions. Some reports show that sleeping on your stomach can actually change the shape of your breasts.

7. When you exercise, your boobs move around.
Like, a lot. One study found that when you run, regardless of size, your breasts could move up, down, and all around as much as eight inches. (Picture a figure eight motion.) That supportive sports bra is sounding mighty nice about now, isn't it?

8. Having a third nipple isn't uncommon.
Actually, about 6% of the population has a third (or more) nipple with extra breast tissue. These extra breasts can even lactate and become sensitive during menstruation.

9. The first breast augmentation surgery took place in 1962.
And now it's the most popular form of plastic surgery in the United States, and has been since 2006. According to the American Society of Plastic Surgeons, 290,000 people got breast implants in 2013 — a 1% increase from 2012. The average cost? A little more than $3,600.

10. We are the only primates with permanent breasts.
As humans, we grow breasts before puberty even starts, and they continue growing and changing throughout our lives. (They get larger especially during menstruation and when we are pregnant.) However, other primates' breasts grow only when they're breast feeding.

11. There are four types of nipples.
They are protruding, flat, puffy, and inverted, which are all normal.

12. The average boob weighs between one and two pounds.
Although it varies from woman to woman, most breasts range in this weight. According to the Guinness Book of World Records, the woman with the largest natural breasts in the world wears a size 52I bra. And they weigh almost 100 pounds.
By Twowarmtts! at 27,Oct,19 17:43 other posts of Twowarmtts! 
No matter what your size is, men will go gaga over them
By licksipsuckit at 28,Oct,19 00:07 other posts of licksipsuckit 
l sure hope they do. theyre boobs or butt men, and some love both, l'll find some 'BUTT' facts if l can. *Lix*
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l looked up BUTT facts but most were more about farts, than arses. *lix*
By Twowarmtts! at 28,Oct,19 12:30 other posts of Twowarmtts! 
I love making a man strip and make him get over my knees. I use a wooden paddle to make him listen to me.



By Mrfrisky at 28,Oct,19 02:06 other posts of Mrfrisky 
I thought the 4 kinds of nipples are:
The one I am biting
The one I am licking
The one I am pinching
The one I am twisting



By BirdDog at 26,Oct,19 21:21 other posts of BirdDog 
Riding roller coasters might help you pass kidney stones.
By licksipsuckit at 26,Oct,19 23:28 other posts of licksipsuckit 
if you don't pass a kidney stone, you still might find lumps in your undies lol, *lix*



By Twowarmtts! at 26,Oct,19 16:32 other posts of Twowarmtts! 
Sad, sad tribute pictures often sprinkled amongst internet pictures (she relies on members to bring it to her attention that they have caught her "oops!". Aside from that, how many members REALLY BELIEVE that the pictures that are posted were taken in this decade?
By licksipsuckit at 26,Oct,19 19:47 other posts of licksipsuckit 
that was posted by a SAD SAD thing I believe *lix*
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By leopoldij at 26,Oct,19 06:52 other posts of leopoldij 
Useless information:
Last time I fucked I used green condom and a chick ring.
By Twowarmtts! at 26,Oct,19 16:35 other posts of Twowarmtts! 
Why green? I like pink.
By licksipsuckit at 26,Oct,19 19:41 other posts of licksipsuckit 
l like extra ribbed .. and green isn't my fave, not after l had a run in with a green edible condom years ago... l think l blogged it, it was one of those funny moments l'll never forget *lix*
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No glow in the dark?





By licksipsuckit at 26,Oct,19 19:50 other posts of licksipsuckit 
Step 9: Once text is highlighted, it's also possible to copy and paste it using a keyboard shortcut instead of the mouse, which some people find easier. To copy, press and hold Ctrl (the control key) on the keyboard and then press the C on the keyboard. To paste, press and hold down Ctrl and then press V.


By leopoldij at 25,Oct,19 16:12 other posts of leopoldij 
Most American car horns honk in the key of F.

The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."

Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

Every time you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie.

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every 2 weeks otherwise it will digest itself.

The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; '7' was selected after the original 7-ounce containers and 'UP' for the direction of the bubbles.

101 Dalmatians, Peter Pan, Lady and the Tramp, and Mulan are the only Disney cartoons where both parents are present and don't die throughout the movie.  .

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

'Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.

To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs - it will let you go instantly.

Reindeer like to eat bananas.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver and purple.

The word "samba" means "to rub navels together."

Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II Killed the only elephant in the Berlin ****.

More people are killed annually by donkeys than airplane crashes.

A 'jiffy' is a unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

A whale's penis is called a dork.

Because of the rotation of the earth, an object can be thrown farther if it is thrown west.

The average person spends 6 months of their life sitting at red lights.

In 1912 a law passed in Nebraska where drivers in the country at night were required to stop every 150 yards, send up a skyrocket, wait eight minutes for the road to clear before proceeding cautiously, all the while blowing their horn and shooting off flares.

More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money throughout the world.
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By licksipsuckit at 25,Oct,19 17:57 other posts of licksipsuckit 
did you read them all??? l did and some weren't really fact, like the great wall of china .. *lix*
By leopoldij at 26,Oct,19 06:07 other posts of leopoldij 
No, not all. At least, not yet.
By licksipsuckit at 26,Oct,19 06:36 other posts of licksipsuckit 
you do get an education when you start reading stuff, but as with all net information, some of it you have to take with a grain of salt .. some would be true, some wouldn't *lix*
By leopoldij at 26,Oct,19 06:50 other posts of leopoldij 
Yeah, clearly...
By phart at 26,Oct,19 14:21 other posts of phart 
so how many cats were dropped from the empire state building in feild test to determine the number of floors for self correction?
Did they reuse some of the cats that were tossed from 10 thru 15 or?
By licksipsuckit at 26,Oct,19 19:40 other posts of licksipsuckit 
no point in wasting a good cat... and we do have to think about recycling *lix*






By Twowarmtts! at 26,Oct,19 16:34 other posts of Twowarmtts! 
To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs - it will let you go instantly

Would that be true if the gator chomped off your hands?
By licksipsuckit at 26,Oct,19 17:43 other posts of licksipsuckit 
than youre up shit creek without a paddle ... usually there are signs to tell you that there are crocs in the area, and most people don't read the signs .. *lix*
By Twowarmtts! at 26,Oct,19 18:28 other posts of Twowarmtts! 
I live in a state where you have to assume a lake is populated with gators and water moccasins. You see their snouts poking out of the water. I have a friend who lives in central Florida and has to check under car before she approaches it. Middle of the city of Miami, in the drainage canals, they always find a few every year. (Dogs start dissapearing)





By 0-00 at 23,Oct,19 11:56 other posts of 0-00 
There are 293 ways to make a change for a dollar. Go figure...
By licksipsuckit at 25,Oct,19 05:12 other posts of licksipsuckit 
ahhh but can you list them??? lol, *lix*
By leopoldij at 25,Oct,19 16:05 other posts of leopoldij 
I can.
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By licksipsuckit at 25,Oct,19 17:10 other posts of licksipsuckit 
me too, l have a perfectly good google, copy paster finger. but it was so long l thought ld just post a kangaroo instead *lix*
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Hey Leo, do you like my kangaroo??? l like how he plays well with others *lix*
By leopoldij at 26,Oct,19 06:06 other posts of leopoldij 
I love it. It passes the ball perfectly.
By licksipsuckit at 26,Oct,19 06:40 other posts of licksipsuckit 
lol, yeah just like me... *lix*









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By licksipsuckit at 25,Oct,19 17:57 other posts of licksipsuckit 
l was waiting for this one lol, *lix*
By yoursayathotmail at 26,Oct,19 02:42 other posts of yoursayathotmail 
Twas inevitable on this thread
By licksipsuckit at 26,Oct,19 04:55 other posts of licksipsuckit 
T'was *lix*





By licksipsuckit at 26,Oct,19 01:16 other posts of licksipsuckit 
In the 16th century, it was common belief amongst people that the Mandrake Plant grew only where the ejaculated semen of a dead hanged man touched the ground.


By licksipsuckit at 26,Oct,19 00:44 other posts of licksipsuckit 
interesting stuff about Australia

•90% of Australians live on the coast. ... The large deserts of central Australia mean that the vast majority of the population live on the shores of this huge country. The large cities of Perth, Sydney and Melbourne are iconic places to visit, with buzzing centres and a multitude of beaches, from the sands of Bondi to the surf of Trigg. Outside of the major hubs however, there are hundreds of smaller beach towns where you can appreciate Australia's beautiful coastline. Explore Port Macquarie in New South Wales and catch your own dinner or head up to Queensland and discover the parties of Airlie Beach. Australia's island status means that there are thousands of surf towns and beaches to be discovered, so follow the masses and head to the coast.
•Tasmania has the cleanest air in the world. ... The island of Tasmania is the ideal spot to experience the great outdoors - with air as clean as Antarctica, around one third of the state is a national park or World Heritage protected. It is a walkers paradise, with trails and walkways winding over the whole island, where the coastal paths reveal impressive views over Wineglass Bay and the Bay of Fires. If walking isn't your cup of tea, enjoy kayaking, mountain biking and exploring the island's caves. The wildlife is an extension of the unique animals of Australia, where the Eastern Quoll, now considered extinct on the mainland are commonly sighted in the fertile farmland of Tasmania.
•The Great Barrier Reef is the largest eco-system in the world. ... The Great Barrier Reef is the pride and joy of Australia, made up of nearly 2,500 individual reefs and visible from space. It stretched halfway down the eastern coast of the country, meaning there are plenty of places to use as jumping off points to explore the kaleidoscopic coral. Cairns is the most famous city to begin a trip out to the reef but Townsville, Port Douglas and Airlie Beach all have great beaches and various tours that can take you out to enjoy the reef. Snorkelling and diving amongst the colourful fish and turtles that make the Great Barrier Reef their home is sure to be a highlight of any trip to Australia.
•Australia has over 60 separate wine regions. ... You can't go to Australia and not try the wine! With such a huge variety of wine regions it's hard to choose between them. The majority of the wine regions are in New South Wales and Victoria so if you fancy discovering a few of them a road trip between Sydney and Melbourne would be a great way to go about it. Take your time to explore the Southern Highlands, Tumbarumba and Alpine Valleys, one of the most picturesque wine regions in Australia, yielding wine from a variety of grapes, from Sauvignon Vert to Chardonnay. Western Australia also has a number of vineyards that are all reachable from Perth, a great trip out of the city to enjoy the wine regions of Australia.
•Fraser Island is the largest sand island in the world... The sandy shores of Fraser Island are a highlight of any trip to Queensland. Hervey Bay is the jumping off point for exploring the island, so hop on a boat and discover the delights of this island paradise - the clear blue waters of Lake MacKenzie surrounded by the white sand shore and the serenity of Champagne Pools, where you can swim in the shallow pools at the edge of the ocean. There are 150 dingoes on the island so it is a great opportunity to spot one of Australia's famous wild dogs but keep your distance as they are wild animals and can be aggressive if approached.


By leopoldij at 25,Oct,19 16:09 other posts of leopoldij 
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.


By phart at 24,Oct,19 00:05 other posts of phart 
Poo Powder, “a proprietary blend of a NASA-developed super-absorbent” that bonds with feces to form a solid, odorless block

Aqua dump: Kayakers’ and surfers’ practice of slipping into the ocean to relieve themselves.

Groover: Military ammo case converted into a portable toilet, often used by river runners. Name comes from the grooves it leaves in users’ behinds.

Beaver fever: Giardia, a waterborne intestinal infection that’s often blamed on beavers.

Frosting: Smearing poop on an exposed rock to be baked away by the sun.

FUD: Female urinary device. Portable set-up that allows women to remain standing while heeding Edward Abbey’s call to “unzip your fly, piss hearty.”
By licksipsuckit at 24,Oct,19 02:19 other posts of licksipsuckit 
1. Farting is a fermentation process that causes the production of a specific type of gas known as sulfur.

2. Fart also consists of air that we swallow during drinking and eating.

3. Fart is divided in Oxygen (4%), Nitrogen (59%), Hydrogen (21%), Carbon Dioxide (9%), and Methane (7%).

4. The loudness of the sound depends on two factors. First, the tightness of the sphincter muscle and the pressure that expels the gas.

5. Food rich in sulfur like cheese, cabbage, eggs, soda, and beans will lead to bad odor.

6. The average human being farts 14 times a day.

7. The sexual arousal caused by farting is called eproctophilia.

8. Two chemicals in farts, methane and hydrogen make it flammable.

9. There are pills that can make your farts smell like roses or chocolate.

10. The word fart was coined in 1962 and it actually means a wind from the anus.

11. There are pads you can wear to make your farts not stink.

12. The people who fart for a living are known as “flatulists.”

13. The word “fart” is actually derived from an Old English word “feortan,” which means “to break wind.”

14. The first film produced by a major studio that had a fart joke was “Blazing Saddles”.

15. The hydrogen sulfide from fats will protect the nerve cell from stress.

16. According to the American College of Gastroenterology, sucking on candy can make you gassy.

17. Termites are the animals which produce the most farts.

18. Smelling farts is one good way to prevent Alzheimer and dementia for elders.

19. Roughly 99 percent of our farts don’t smell.

20. Believe it or not, If you consistently fart for 6 years & 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

21. Passing gas means that your digestive system works properly.

22. Our brain is the reason we like our own farts.

23. On average, corpses will fart for nearly 3 hours after death.

24. Most of the farting happens at night while we are asleep.

25. In China, some people actually earn $50,000 a year for being professional fart smellers.

26. Hitler had a digestive disorder that made him chronically fart all the time.

27. Gum and soda make you fart more.

28. Female farts have the higher concentration of hydrogen sulfide and because of that, they stink more.

29. Female farts are healthier to smell.

30. Farts smell worse in the shower because our nose works better in high heat and humidity.
31. A British man holds the record for the world’s longest recorded fart.

32. Farts can go as fast as 10 ft/sec.

33. Farts are like fingerprints and their bacterial composition is unique to an individual.

34. Fart lighting is a highly dangerous practice.

35. Ben Franklin wrote an entire essay about flatulence titled “Fart Proudly”.

36. People from the South American tribe Yanomami, greet each other with a loud and friendly fart.

37. Based on the latest research, smelling farts can prevent a heart attack.

38. Also, based on research, smelling fart can be an unique aromatherapy to prevent cancer risk.

39. An area of medicine devoted to farts is called flatology.

40. Flatulence-producing foods are typically high in certain polysaccharides, especially oligosaccharides such as inulin.

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By phart at 24,Oct,19 09:05 other posts of phart 
only registered users can see external links
By licksipsuckit at 25,Oct,19 05:07 other posts of licksipsuckit 
only registered users can see external links
run your mouse along the top menu on the top for a laugh.. *lix*





By licksipsuckit at 25,Oct,19 05:00 other posts of licksipsuckit 
FACTS ABOUT "BALLS"
1. A table-tennis ball, when dropped from 30cm, should, by international rules, bounce 23cm high.
2. The world record for the number of tennis balls held in a dog’s mouth is five.
3. The world’s largest rubber band ball weighs 9,032lb and is made of 700,000 rubber bands.
4. Under the official rules of snooker, the referee shall, if a player is colour blind, tell him the colour of a ball if requested.
5. The number of Britons with the surname Balls fell from 2,904 in 1881 to 1,299 in 2008.
6. In the early 14th century, King Edward I banned football because of the great noise in the city caused by "hustling over large balls, from which many evils may arise".
7. The world’s largest ball of string, in Cawker City, Kansas, measures over 38ft in circumference.
8. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball, Jupiter would be a golf ball and the Earth would be a pea.
9. Volleyball was invented in 1895 by William G Morgan, who called it Mintonette.
10. There are two golf balls on the Moon, both hit by Alan Shepard on February 6, 1971.


By frederic at 24,Oct,19 15:42 other posts of frederic 
nothing good really just I think you are great I love all the wonderful facts like if I didn't look on this site I might never wank xxxx
By licksipsuckit at 25,Oct,19 04:55 other posts of licksipsuckit 
FREDERIC
Its meaning is derived from the Germanic word elements frid, or peace, and ric, meaning "ruler" or "power". Frederick ranked among the top 100 names in the United States between 1880 and 1957 and has declined thereafter. It was ranked as the 536th most popular name for boys in 2009 in the United States.

Meaning: "peaceful ruler"



By licksipsuckit at 23,Oct,19 16:46 other posts of licksipsuckit 
Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants!
I wonder if top cat and yogi bear were banned too??? Goofy was a pants wearing dog, but hit dog Pluto had none??? *lix*
By AussieMan187 at 24,Oct,19 00:06 other posts of AussieMan187 
I wonder if ducks in general are banned in Finland?



By licksipsuckit at 23,Oct,19 23:36 other posts of licksipsuckit 
It has become a space-based myth. The Great Wall of China, frequently billed as the only man-made object visible from space, generally isn't, at least to the unaided eye in low Earth orbit. It certainly isn't visible from the Moon. You can, though, see a lot of other results of human activity


By phart at 22,Oct,19 13:04 other posts of phart 
Banana Slug: 6-9 Inches
The Latin name for the common banana slug, Ariolimax dilichophallus, literally translates to “long penis.” This gastropod’s pud is the same length as its body, however long it grows. Equally puzzling is that during sex, sometimes the penises of these slimy creatures get caught in the vagina, and the female chews it completely off, severing it for life. This is called apophallation.

Hyena: 7 Inches
Psyche. That’s a clitoris. The female hyena is more hung, more muscular, and as a result, more dominant than its male counterpart. The reason for this is an excess of prenatal hormone androgen given during pregnancy, which eventually creates what scientists call a female “pseudo-penis.” Female hyenas have to give poo, pee and birth through this one-inch canal. Baby hyenas are two pounds. No wonder they’re always pissed.
Silverback Gorilla: 1 Inch
Gorillas are giant, marauding, nightmarish beasts that can break your legs like twigs. They also have baby dicks. In terms of evolution, there was never a need for the male gorilla to develop an impressive meat stick because females live in a harem and are given no choice on the matter. Baby dick or bust, basically.
By licksipsuckit at 22,Oct,19 23:54 other posts of licksipsuckit 
that's great, totally useless information, tough luck for the lady gorillas ... *Lix*

By AussieMan187 at 23,Oct,19 05:20 other posts of AussieMan187 
Wow that was fascinating
By phart at 23,Oct,19 12:19 other posts of phart 
I often wondered why Gorillas were allways pissed off. Gee,they can't pee past their feet!
By AussieMan187 at 23,Oct,19 16:48 other posts of AussieMan187 
Unhappy feet There's a movie idea!
By licksipsuckit at 23,Oct,19 18:47 other posts of licksipsuckit 
what about 'GORILLAS IN THE PISS'??? *LIX*






By licksipsuckit at 23,Oct,19 05:33 other posts of licksipsuckit 
The strongest muscle (Relative to size) in the body is the tongue. *lix*
By phart at 23,Oct,19 12:20 other posts of phart 
So I guess the ladies go around checking mens tongues to make sure they get plenty of excersise
By licksipsuckit at 23,Oct,19 15:54 other posts of licksipsuckit 
l prefer to check out the male arse, that's the trust muscle, and if its in great shape, lm more likely to get a great reaming, and looking aussiemans arse, its one of the finest ever ... *lix*




By Twowarmtts! at 23,Oct,19 11:36 other posts of Twowarmtts! 
"Better to rule in Hell, than serve in Heaven"
Kan asks James T Kirk if he knows Milton


By licksipsuckit at 23,Oct,19 05:54 other posts of licksipsuckit 
only registered users can see external links
most useless peep hole ever *lix*


By Twowarmtts! at 22,Oct,19 17:36 other posts of Twowarmtts! 
There's a good chance your tin of coffee contains ground-up cockroaches
By AussieMan187 at 23,Oct,19 05:21 other posts of AussieMan187 
I love drinking a nice strong cup of cockroach in the morning!
By licksipsuckit at 23,Oct,19 05:24 other posts of licksipsuckit 
mmm maybe that's why lm the hipster and like my coffee freshly ground at the shop in front of me, and brewed immediately, no chance of slurping cockies .. *lix*




By licksipsuckit at 22,Oct,19 06:04 other posts of licksipsuckit 
People with higher incomes generally prefer their toilet paper to come over the roll, while those with lower incomes prefer it to go under. *lix*
By AussieMan187 at 23,Oct,19 05:22 other posts of AussieMan187 
People on low incomes wipe with bark



By AussieMan187 at 21,Oct,19 18:50 other posts of AussieMan187 
In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
By licksipsuckit at 22,Oct,19 06:06 other posts of licksipsuckit 
and the house isn't even a real house *lix*

By 1RonG at 22,Oct,19 08:18 other posts of 1RonG 
Not quite true. He/she isn't allowed to speak in debates but can certainly determine if something will actually be debated
By AussieMan187 at 23,Oct,19 05:14 other posts of AussieMan187 
The more you know!




By veryshyguy at 22,Oct,19 23:51 other posts of veryshyguy 
gnurr - The substance that collects over time in the bottoms of pockets or cuffs of trousers.

Yup it has a name!
By licksipsuckit at 22,Oct,19 23:56 other posts of licksipsuckit 
gnurr, sounds like the motor in my vibrator *lix*



By leopoldij at 22,Oct,19 13:13 other posts of leopoldij 
The Unified Thread Standard (UTS) defines a standard thread form and series—along with allowances, tolerances, and designations—for screw threads commonly used in the United States and Canada. 
By Twowarmtts! at 22,Oct,19 17:37 other posts of Twowarmtts! 
Tighty righty, lefty loosie
By phart at 22,Oct,19 19:51 other posts of phart 
Unless you are taking the wheel lugs off a early Dodge! The lug nuts are left hand thread on 1 side of the car to keep them from coming loose while driving.
Or the flywheel nut of a early Briggs and stratton engine.
Or,the fan clutch on a 318 dodge engine!




By licksipsuckit at 22,Oct,19 06:01 other posts of licksipsuckit 
You can get a rough estimate of the temperature by counting the number of times a cricket chirps in 15 seconds, then adding 37.
By Twowarmtts! at 22,Oct,19 07:38 other posts of Twowarmtts! 
Fahrenheit or Centigrade?
By licksipsuckit at 22,Oct,19 07:42 other posts of licksipsuckit 
l have no idea, its just useless shit lol, that's the whole point of this thread, there is no point and the more useless the better.. l'll have to wait to hear a cricket now.. *lix*

By sinanff47 at 22,Oct,19 14:24 other posts of sinanff47 
Clearly it's Fahrenheit, not Celsius, or it would be approx. 120°F outside.
By Twowarmtts! at 22,Oct,19 17:15 other posts of Twowarmtts! 
Yes, you are so right.





By licksipsuckit at 22,Oct,19 06:22 other posts of licksipsuckit 
TASER stands for Thomas A Swifts Electric Rifle *lix*


By Twowarmtts! at 21,Oct,19 17:45 other posts of Twowarmtts! 
Copy/paste is just a tool. Why type when you can transfer. I guess your beef is more with a person than a tool. I've been there. I changed my tactics. Now I try to identify whom I call useless. There's several and I want no misunderstanding whom I'm referring to as useless
By licksipsuckit at 21,Oct,19 17:50 other posts of licksipsuckit 
sure, use the thread for what ever turns you on. l just think that some here use it as a way to gather points, so by posting useless shit every day, that no one reads, theyre gather their points, so lm just going to post useless shit every day and see if it does what l think it does . *lix*
By Twowarmtts! at 21,Oct,19 18:46 other posts of Twowarmtts! 
I noticed that members go apeshit over points. I don’t care about points. I don’t even check the points log.
By licksipsuckit at 22,Oct,19 06:09 other posts of licksipsuckit 
and it makes their blood boil when you drop the stupid ball, l hope it gets passed to me 10 times a day, and every day those 'SERIOUS' players give it or take it from me, l'll drop it some more *lix*





By licksipsuckit at 22,Oct,19 06:00 other posts of licksipsuckit 
The lint that collects in the bottom of your pockets has a name — gnurr.


By Daughter-of-Twowarmstts2 at 21,Oct,19 21:17 other posts of Daughter-of-Twowarmstts2 
will you comment on me page??


By Aussie123 at 21,Oct,19 19:07 other posts of Aussie123 
Who invented copy paste?
Larry Tesler
We can thank one Larry Tesler, the computer scientist who's credited in history as the inventor of cut/copy and paste, for the time and finger energy saved with this intangible creation.
By HardAtWork at 21,Oct,19 20:13 other posts of HardAtWork 
I used to know the name of the man who created Ctrl Alt Del but I think I deleted it from my memory...



By yoursecretagent at 21,Oct,19 20:06 other posts of yoursecretagent 
During intercourse, your inner nose swells just as your breasts and genitals will. This is most notably due to the increased flow of blood while having intercourse.


By phart at 21,Oct,19 17:34 other posts of phart 
Kinda sounds like a limp dick on a fellow with prostate issues and cant pee.
By licksipsuckit at 21,Oct,19 17:51 other posts of licksipsuckit 
mmm that does sound pretty useless. *Lix*



By licksipsuckit at 21,Oct,19 17:48 other posts of licksipsuckit 
'The laughter of fools is like the crackling of thorns under a pot.'


By licksipsuckit at 21,Oct,19 16:56 other posts of licksipsuckit 
“Words are useless. Use your eyes to say a million things.”
― Gabriella Jording


By licksipsuckit at 21,Oct,19 16:53 other posts of licksipsuckit 
What is a useless person?

adjective. of no use; not serving the purpose or any purpose; unavailing or futile: It is useless to reason with him/her. without useful qualities; of no practical good: a useless person; a useless gadget.





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