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Started by licksipsuckit at 21,Oct,19 16:51  other posts of licksipsuckit
adjective: useless
not fulfilling or not expected to achieve the intended purpose or desired outcome.
having no ability or skill in a specified activity or area.

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By licksipsuckit at 23,Feb,20 03:44 other posts of licksipsuckit 
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By licksipsuckit at 12,Dec,19 16:02 other posts of licksipsuckit 

An inappropriately strong negative emotional response from a perceived personal insult. Characterized by strong feelings of shame. Frequently associated with a cessation of communication and overt hostility towards the "aggressor."

Adam got butthurt when Mike stole his bitch.


Getting your feelings hurt, being offended or getting all bent out of shape because of something petty or stupid.

Lucy got butthurt when Drew did not help him clean

#offended#petty#stupid#whiny#pissed off

and don't forget the asterisks *Lix*
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Butthurt First Aid Kit
By #601496 at 13,Dec,19 09:41
When Admin puts the One Eyed member over his knees and proceeds to redden the old caboose.
By licksipsuckit at 13,Dec,19 16:35 other posts of licksipsuckit 
yeah its all wound up and bent out of shape for Christmas.. its gotta gets its whining in before the holidays .. you and yours have a happy one, l know it will be filled with good food, family and friends and plenty of hot fucking in your stockings .. *lix*
By #601496 at 13,Dec,19 17:26
The stockings, the table, the beds, the shower, etc. I want to extend the same sentiment to you and yours. Plenty of presents, food but, most of all, love from your family and friends, Charlie and I being in that group.

By phart at 13,Dec,19 20:44 other posts of phart 
I thought ButtHurt was what you experianced when you slipped and fell on ice covered concrete!
By licksipsuckit at 13,Dec,19 22:25 other posts of licksipsuckit 
nah, that's a broken COXIS lol, well it would make your butt hurt too *lix*

By #601496 at 14,Dec,19 11:18
The same goes to you Phart. All the love ❤️ of the season from Charlie and me
By phart at 14,Dec,19 20:46 other posts of phart 
Same here,you all enjoy life and have a good Christmas.

By phart at 12,Dec,19 20:17 other posts of phart 
Well Jed was done with it I guess.
It must be nice to be able to buy a house for 150 MILLION dollars.
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By licksipsuckit at 13,Dec,19 16:36 other posts of licksipsuckit 
the family will have a great time there. looks like a bargain ... and very cosy, l thought he paid 260 mill for it, but every news station says a different amount... good on them for buying it.. l hate seeing properties empty and abandoned lol, *Lix*

By licksipsuckit at 12,Dec,19 04:55 other posts of licksipsuckit 
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By leopoldij at 09,Dec,19 10:47 other posts of leopoldij 
King George I could not speak English!

By phart at 06,Dec,19 20:38 other posts of phart 
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Some people are just FUCKING IDIOTS. The only smart 1 here was the 1 with the duct tape! They made some good money off idiots!
By licksipsuckit at 06,Dec,19 21:30 other posts of licksipsuckit 
I'd like to know who these people are that buy these pieces, l might a ball of fluff they'd be interested in.. *lix*
By #601496 at 08,Dec,19 05:30
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Art Basel: Maurizio Cattelan's $120,000 banana eaten by artist
By phart at 08,Dec,19 08:14 other posts of phart 
I know back 15 years ago or better "Blint" a pet lint ball sold for stupid money on Ebay.Have not been able to find a artical on that but I remember it well.
ATE a 120,000 dollar bananna.I wonder if he took insurance out on the artwork first?
I know there was a tale of some guy paying stupid money for some old cigars.Insured them,then smoked them,and filed claims that they had been lost in a series of small fires. He was given a check,but arrested for fraud when he cashed it.

By phart at 06,Dec,19 09:15 other posts of phart 
having excessive issues this morning,so been doing some research.
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By leopoldij at 05,Dec,19 20:13 other posts of leopoldij 
The chance of you dying on the way to get lottery tickets is actually greater than your chance of winning.

By licksipsuckit at 05,Dec,19 15:33 other posts of licksipsuckit 
Find song by lyrics - Looking for songs by the lyrics only registered users can see external links heres some information for anyone who wants to PLAY, 'LETS COPY AND PASTE SONGS TILL THE SERVER BREAKS'.
This shit is gold, you couldn't think of this stuff if you wanted. no just think of any random word, like 'shit', and type it to the 'google search bar', wait a millisecond for the 6 million hits to be generated, copy and paste one or more of these google generated songs into a forum, and lets see if we cant catch some poor granny out all for the cause... what ever that is, lm still working out what that is... so leave it with me, lm sure it tell us exactly what it thinks before the day is out, as it has the worst case of verbal diarrhea lve ever seen, and when l google the word diarrhea to see how it was spelled, l found this great little number, may be someone could add it to the song thread for me, its a song about something very appropriate... and no, l didn't just think this shit up all on my own, someone beat me to it!!!!!

this section of song has been copied and pasted from the internet, lm not going to PRETEND I know every word to every song in the universe..
also, no piles of poo where harmed in the copying and pasting of this pile shit.

When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

You're getting in a state
cos' you've left it very late
diarrhea diarrhea

It comes out of your bum
like a bullet from a gun
diarrhea diarrhea

runs down your leg
like a scrambled egg
diarrhea diarrhea

It's not very funny
but it's very hot and runny
diarrhea diarrhea

When you climbing up a ladder
and you hear something splatter
diarrhea!! diarrhea!!

When youre sitting down in class
and the teacher passes gas


when your running from the police
and you feel that anal grease


when your sitting in your chevy
and your pants feel heavy


When your sitting on the commode
and your butt starts to explode
diarrhea!! diarrhea!!

When you wake up early in the mournin'
Your spinchter starts explodin'
That's diarrhea! diarrhea!

if you're sitting in the pool
and you feel something cool
diarrhea diarrhea

when your crap starts to turn red
and you wish that you were dead
diarrhea diarrhea

When your exploding into the bowl
and there's nothing left on the roll
oh shit..


When you're runnin' down the hall,
and you feel something fall,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you eat your favorite dish,
and you feel something squish.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Just when you turn the page,
your bowels start to rage,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you jump and do a flip,
but you feel something drip.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.--------------------------------------- added after 5 minuteswhat a little gem, and it says to add a verse if you think of it.. l'll work on that *lix*
By #601496 at 05,Dec,19 18:27
When you are doing Word of the a Song
But you start shooting long
It's diarrhea, it's diarrhea.
By phart at 05,Dec,19 19:01 other posts of phart 
When your exploding into the bowl
and there's nothing left on the roll
oh shit

Been there,not good!
By #601496 at 05,Dec,19 19:31

By #601496 at 28,Nov,19 17:35
Teacher of the Year’ Rxxxx Cxxxxxx allegedly gave student oral sex in classroom
That’s one way to be voted teacher of the year

By phart at 22,Nov,19 19:03 other posts of phart 
A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room
when a young woman with purple hair styled
into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety
of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing,
entered .. . . It was quickly determined that
the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was
scheduled for immediate surgery... When she was completely disrobed on the operating
table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had
been dyed green and above it there was a
tattoo that read . . . ' Keep off the grass. '

Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon
wrote a short note on the patient ' s dressing,
which said ' Sorry . . . had to mow the lawn. '
By licksipsuckit at 28,Nov,19 04:34 other posts of licksipsuckit 
a mans gotta do, what a mans gotta do *lix*

By phart at 25,Nov,19 17:54 other posts of phart 


"Lemon Pickers Needed” read the ad in the newspaper.

Ms. Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs, Florida, read it, and decided to apply for one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do.

She submitted her application for a job in a Florida lemon grove, but seemed far too qualified for the job.

She has a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan, and a master’s degree from Michigan State University.

For a number of years, she had worked as a social worker, and also as a school teacher.

The foreman studied her application, frowned, and said, "I see that you are well educated, and have an impressive resume.

“However, I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?”

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said.

"I've been divorced three times, owned two Chryslers, voted twice for Obama, and once for Hillary.”

She started work yesterday.

By 0-00 at 06,Nov,19 13:33 other posts of 0-00 
A synonym for cinnamon is a cinnamon synonym
By licksipsuckit at 07,Nov,19 17:09 other posts of licksipsuckit 
oh you are evil, that's one of my tongue hard words, and you've made it even harder, the only thing more evil would be finding one about celery, that's another word lm not fond of... l don't think l could say celery and cinnamon it one sentence ... *lix*
By 0-00 at 14,Nov,19 12:22 other posts of 0-00 
Challenge accepted!
How about Celery relish?
By licksipsuckit at 16,Nov,19 06:10 other posts of licksipsuckit 
haha, you got aussiemans tongue twisted... with your evil synonym/cinnamon verse *lix*
By 0-00 at 20,Nov,19 11:30 other posts of 0-00 
He is not alone! That horrible sentence gets mine in a knot too!

By #601496 at 19,Nov,19 15:42
Sometimes a dick goes from smelling like musky man to hot summer garbage. A man's moist groin area, with its sweat and piss residue and deep crevices, can take on a musty aroma redolent of testosterone-fueled manpower.
And they want us to suck it? Bleah!

By phart at 19,Nov,19 19:55 other posts of phart 
perhaps if it was not so difficult to find someone to suck it,they would keep it cleaner? There would be reason or motivation to keep it clean.
By #601496 at 20,Nov,19 07:56
It's a Mama issue. Poor hygiene, poor upbringing. And you are right, maybe.

By phart at 19,Nov,19 20:52 other posts of phart 
Ok so uh, do they use a litter box?

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I think the second 1,the old fart has got himself some nice young puss to screw and so he puts up with the kitty ears.

By leopoldij at 19,Nov,19 20:33 other posts of leopoldij 
There are four kings in every deck of cards. And while they all look similar, the king of hearts is the only royal fellow who doesn't have a mustache. According to The Guardian, the so-called "suicide king" (who earned his name because it looks like he's stabbing himself in the head with a sword), wasn't always bare-faced. He mistakenly lost his facial hair in a redesign.

By phart at 18,Nov,19 20:13 other posts of phart 
Nevada is the only U.S. jurisdiction to allow some legal prostitution. Currently eight counties in Nevada have active brothels (these are all rural counties); as of February 2018, there are 21 brothels in Nevada. Prostitution outside the licensed brothels is illegal throughout Nevada.

Sad really,as it would really be handy to be able to go visit once in a while.
By #601496 at 18,Nov,19 20:19
One of those counties is just a few miles from the Vegas Strip
By phart at 18,Nov,19 20:33 other posts of phart 
I am surprised with the Me-to movement and all the other hoopla that something has been done to stop it in Nevada.
If it can work there,it can work everywhere.
Would be nice to loose a few pounds and put on some decent clothes and go out with a lady and rock her world later after a good supper,AND Get paid for doing it! But I aint gigolo material!.country accent and tiny dick and 12 mtdew pack abs kinda take away from the look.
By #601496 at 18,Nov,19 20:57
Baby, prostitution is only allowed in the cat houses. On the streets it's illegal. Of course, in the strip, nobody cares.
By phart at 18,Nov,19 20:59 other posts of phart 
Yea,I know.Darn it,I coulda been rich! If wore a sign that said,"cheaper than vibrator batterys!" Or course now everything is rechargable so I would have to change my sign to,"cheaper than the electric rate to recharge your vibrator".
In other words,I would be working for peanuts!
By #601496 at 18,Nov,19 22:07

By #601496 at 18,Nov,19 09:29
The flat-Earth conspiracy is spreading around the globe. Does it hide a darker core?

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He feels like an idiot. We know how true that is
By phart at 18,Nov,19 13:36 other posts of phart 
I think we can agree on this 1,the earth is round.
If it wasn't,how could you leave from a airport,and fly "AROUND" the world and get back home? If the earth was flat,you would pass over everything and then into oblivion.Which would not be good as there would be no where to land.

By leopoldij at 18,Nov,19 14:21 other posts of leopoldij 
The question is: why are there suddenly so many idiots?
I think the answer is that they've always been idiots, they've just been waiting for an excuse to express their idiocy. The flat earth shit, believe it or not, grew out of internet discussions.
By #601496 at 18,Nov,19 17:38
I agree, idiots have been around us even more than aliens
By phart at 18,Nov,19 19:32 other posts of phart 
I have no proof of aliens,nor do I have a satelite of my own I can point and take pictures with.
But I have enough sense to know the earth is round.
I also have enough sense to understand the universe is to damn big for us to be the ONLY intelligent beings in it.
And if you look at how far we have come tech wise,from making womens boobs bigger to making rockets to send things to Mars, other societys far far away could have made much more progress.
And what the hell makes people thing they would look like us?
They could be blobs of goo with great mental powers to do things by just thinking about it.Teleconisis "spelling"
By #601496 at 18,Nov,19 20:08
Let's get back to boobs.
By phart at 18,Nov,19 20:15 other posts of phart 
I prefer small,unaltered boobs.If bigger boobs,natural.
Augmented,naw.Way I figure it,if a woman is not even happy with what she was born with,what chance do I have of making her happy? Little to none.
By #601496 at 18,Nov,19 20:18
So true baby. I like that about you.

By leopoldij at 18,Nov,19 14:31 other posts of leopoldij 
Dickshit is a common last name, especially in India.

Anurag Dikshit ranked 207 among The World's Richest People In 2006.

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By #601496 at 16,Nov,19 19:33
My boss hates it when I shorten his name to Dick. Especially since his name is Steve.

By phart at 15,Nov,19 19:21 other posts of phart 
There are actually some profound differences between the female and male digestive tracts, beginning with the length of the colon, which is longer in women

The ideal position for a person to comfortably relieve their bowels is a lot like a squat, with the knees at a 90-degree angle to the waist, and not a seated position.
By #601496 at 15,Nov,19 19:48
Another truth is that, no matter how sweet the hand soap smells, you should never smell your fingers as you come out of a public restroom.
By phart at 15,Nov,19 20:14 other posts of phart 
BUt what if you missed some? And go to shake someones hand?
By #601496 at 15,Nov,19 20:53
Not my problem.

By licksipsuckit at 14,Nov,19 16:01 other posts of licksipsuckit 
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mmm ok, fess up!!! who put he
smile on Shellies face??? *lix*
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By #601496 at 13,Nov,19 09:15
Red tide is back off the coast of Florida. Residents aren't sure how much more they can take

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God Dxxn Republicans

By #601496 at 12,Nov,19 08:54
In Spain, women's pussy is referred as cod and potatoes (Bacalao con papas)

Bacalao---Julio Iglesias

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By #601496 at 11,Nov,19 11:27
I love doing doggy. Get her head down, ass up. It angles her cunt perfectly to drive my cock in. I love the way her ass shakes as my body slams into her and my balls swing forward to hit her clit. Doggy is seriously good fucking.

Besides you don't have to see her face.

HAHAHA. This gem is from Neketal.

By #601496 at 10,Nov,19 13:19
Most people — about 85 to 90% — are right-handed, and there's no population on Earth where left-handers are in the majority.
By licksipsuckit at 10,Nov,19 15:55 other posts of licksipsuckit 
They say left handers die younger than right handers, so being a rightie gives a couple of years advantage *lix*

By #601496 at 10,Nov,19 12:36
In my whole life I have never had figgy pudding. I love dry figs and I've had fresh figs. Of course chocolate and vanilla pudding has been a regular staple at home. Especially with the grandkids. I understand that figgy pudding is delicious but not as sweet.

By #601496 at 09,Nov,19 11:42
Orangutan granted legal 'personhood' settles into new Florida home

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By phart at 09,Nov,19 18:19 other posts of phart 
Forgive me,but you reckon she might be voting in 2020? I just had to ask! That is 1 way to recruit voters! Grant person hood to monkeys and orangitangs!
By #601496 at 09,Nov,19 18:31
Haha. Hey, this is Florida. Anything is possible. I do know the area where the preserve is at. It's Trump red country. This simian will probably register Republican.
By phart at 09,Nov,19 19:09 other posts of phart 
if it is smart it will register independant so it won't get so much junk mail and annoying phone calls!
By #601496 at 09,Nov,19 19:39

By phart at 08,Nov,19 19:38 other posts of phart 
A recent US Govt survey shows three out of four people make up 75% of the total population
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By licksipsuckit at 08,Nov,19 17:19 other posts of licksipsuckit 
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Useless Dog Video *lix*

By phart at 05,Nov,19 18:44 other posts of phart 
Useless information, but also,warped!@

David Joyner, who donned the iconic dino costume from 1991 to 2001 on the PBS kid's show Barney & Friends, has been running a successful tantric massage practice since 2004 and currently attends to 30 different clients

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By licksipsuckit at 06,Nov,19 00:23 other posts of licksipsuckit 
he made a living and could still be anonymous on the street, the perfect kind of fame. and what better backup career, than getting to rub your hands all over people and get paid for it *lix*
By #601496 at 06,Nov,19 07:50
If I tried doing that I'd get arrested.

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By phart at 05,Nov,19 21:31 other posts of phart 
"Mansfield bars." The steel bar hangs from back of the cargo area and is designed to stop a car before it rolls underneath the trailer

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By licksipsuckit at 27,Oct,19 06:56 other posts of licksipsuckit 
1. 20% of men admit they've watched online porn while at work.

1a. 80% of men are liars.

2. The porniest state in the Union is also the Mormonest state: Utah, which has the highest online porn subscription rate per thousand home broadband users (5.47). Magic underwear, indeed.

3. The least popular day of the year for looking at online porn is not Christmas or Bastille Day -- both good guesses -- but Thanksgiving. (No doubt, a houseful or relatives would tend to create logistical problems.)

4. 12% of websites -- or nearly 25 million -- are porn sites.

5. $3,075.64 is spent on Internet porn an average of every single second!

5a. Idiots are spending money every single second on something that is widely available for free.

6. Also every second, 28,258 people on the Internet are viewing porn.

6a. Wait a minute, let me close this other browser: 28,2587.

7. 2.5 billion emails per day -- about 8% of the total -- contain porn. The rest are unwanted spam.

8. The USA kicks butt in porn! Total Internet pornography revenue in the U.S. is $2.84 billion, or 58% of the global total of $4.9 billion.

9. Sunday is the most popular day of the week for finding God viewing porn.

9a. The other six days are tied for second.

10. The U.S. city with the most searches per capita of the terms "sex," "porn" and "xxx" is -- and someone's going to have to explain this to me -- Elmhurst, Illinois.

10a. Elmhurst native and early 20th-century socialist leader Eugene V. Debs no doubt would roll over in his grave if he knew about all the fun he was missing what has become of his beloved hometown.
By aaa-dick1 at 04,Nov,19 20:58 other posts of aaa-dick1 
I don't watch porn at work and am not lying. Well, I did look at some soft porn in the 80s, before the company started monitoring. Folks, it's not worth losing your job over. Same reason I don't go nude in public or identify myself or my location on this site.
By #601496 at 05,Nov,19 06:08
You just are sexting with the boss's secretary?
By licksipsuckit at 05,Nov,19 14:58 other posts of licksipsuckit 
lm sure theres been banging on the desks at some point, we are creatures of habit and love a good fuck, anywhere and anytime... *lix*

By licksipsuckit at 05,Nov,19 14:58 other posts of licksipsuckit 
definitely not worth losing your job over, but lm sure many bosses have used the business wifi for porn . *Lix*
By #601496 at 05,Nov,19 16:02
This minor boss does.

By leopoldij at 04,Nov,19 19:17 other posts of leopoldij 
Leicester man Tim Pppppppppprice, 49 changed his name by deedpoll after being plagued with callers trying to sell him something day and night.

Tim, who spent £30 on his novel new name said: “It’s pronounced Tim Per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-per-rice,” he told the Daily Mirror.

“I hope the name acts like fly repellent to these people. When I rang the woman at the bank, she couldn’t stop laughing.”

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By licksipsuckit at 05,Nov,19 15:18 other posts of licksipsuckit 
l wished these people would stop ringing, you sit down to tea, at 6 oclock and they ring claiming to be our leading Telco, but anyone knows that they don't work past 4.30 in the afternoon, or on a Saturday. *lix*

By #601496 at 04,Nov,19 06:50
An oven is heading to space so astronauts can bake cookies
By phart at 04,Nov,19 09:06 other posts of phart 
Next will be the cake that falls in when finished.
By licksipsuckit at 04,Nov,19 17:57 other posts of licksipsuckit 
hope they sent some joints for them to get a bad case of munchies, some ones go too eat all them cookies, theyre the most expensive cookies on earth, well in space... *lix*

By veryshyguy at 22,Oct,19 23:55 other posts of veryshyguy 
NASA had to rename the sizes of the apparatus used for male astronauts to pee, from small, medium, and large, to large, gigantic, and humongous, because no one was willing to pick their true size.
By AussieMan187 at 23,Oct,19 05:18 other posts of AussieMan187 
That's like when guys buy condoms. "I'll just take these magnum condoms, thanks"
By licksipsuckit at 26,Oct,19 06:39 other posts of licksipsuckit 
well even the smallest condom, you can still fit your arm in it, so l don't really see the need for sizes, its more an ego thing l think. *lix*
By aaa-dick1 at 01,Nov,19 22:49 other posts of aaa-dick1 
Mmm not really. I can put on a Lifestyles but it hurts. I can put on a regular Trojan but it's uncomfortable. The Magnums are comfy. Note, I'm only slightly larger than average. I wonder how the really thick-dicked guys make out.

By #601496 at 03,Nov,19 18:03
Charlie used to buy XXXX. The 4X was lamb skin and there was only one size as it came from the apendix I think. He would just fit in one and blow out the next. It came packaged in a plastic bubble container and had enough lube and spermicide to use in a car axle. The price was 3 times the price for Trojans. I wonder if they still make them?
By licksipsuckit at 03,Nov,19 23:57 other posts of licksipsuckit 
wow, lve never heard of lambs skin dildos. they'd be museum pieces now. like sausage skins *lix*
By #601496 at 04,Nov,19 06:02
Not dildos, condoms
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Fourex was still being manufactured in 2003 and was used primarily by people with latex allergies; no longer being manufactured by 2014. Fourex listed in 1990 lawsuit against makers of natural skin condoms; natural skin condoms do not prevent spread of AIDS/HIV.

Aids was not around when we used them. Because their lube contained a spermicide conception, even if they broke was not an issue. In those days Charlie was a very lucky guy

By phart at 01,Nov,19 09:57 other posts of phart 
The 1988 Yugo GV owners manual says to use 20w40 oil in the engine.
By licksipsuckit at 03,Nov,19 16:58 other posts of licksipsuckit 
well l find this the most useless piece of information so far. a car that old would be rare to see on the road. *lix*
By phart at 03,Nov,19 17:17 other posts of phart 
Not really as far as age.Newest thing in my family right now is my 04 dodge.
As for the Yugo,The nylon,read that as "space age" plastic,transmission gears pretty much took the Yugo off the road before WE could GO. The last 1 I saw for sale about 2 years ago was almost the same price as it was new as they were so disposable that there is very few left.The Yugo GV Convertable sport model is very rare and highly collectable.
I get bugged alot by folks wanting to buy either of my 2 older work trucks as they are in the age that the 30 somethings want to restore.Hell a 60's truck is the 1 you put the chainsaw in the back and go get a load of wood! Not drive to the cruise in!

By licksipsuckit at 03,Nov,19 16:57 other posts of licksipsuckit 
Things You Should Know About Your Breasts

•Breast size is hereditary. ...
•Not all breasts are created equal. ...
•The average bra size in the U.S. is a 34DD. ...
•Your boobs aren't just made of fat. ...
•Gaining weight can make your boobs larger. ...
•Sagging is inevitable. ...
•When you exercise, your boobs move around.

By #601496 at 30,Oct,19 08:50
By licksipsuckit at 01,Nov,19 18:13 other posts of licksipsuckit 
sounds like my mornings. l do love my B&E rolls for breaky, aussieman does all the sleeping in usually and a bonus is getting a hot fuck .. *lix*

By phart at 30,Oct,19 22:54 other posts of phart 
The oldest surviving American stag movie is A Free Ride (1915), also known as A Grass Sandwich, which was shot in New Jersey and played for years in X-rated Manhattan cinemas.

The plot line, not surprisingly, is simple: A wealthy man-about-town gives a girl a lift in his flashy convertible but stops ten miles from her destination; he then offers to drive her the rest of the way in exchange for sex. She indignantly refuses, and walks home. In the next scene, the caddish driver gives her a lift again. This time, he stops 20 miles from home, with the same offer. Again, she refuses. On the third day, he drops her 50 miles from home. This time she relents, and they make love on the grass.

As the girl brushes down her dress, she admits that she had been happy to walk ten miles, or even 20 miles. “But I’ll be Damned if I Will Walk 50 Miles Just to Stop You —” cut to her gleeful face — “From Getting a Dose of the CLAP.” •

Must be some confusion on the plot as the movie is not quite this way.
By licksipsuckit at 01,Nov,19 18:11 other posts of licksipsuckit 
WOW, shows how times have changed, l haven't heard the term 'the clap' for a long time. well l hope that was a lesson for the old timers that watched it years ago lol, *lix*

By Curias at 30,Oct,19 07:21 other posts of Curias 
By licksipsuckit at 01,Nov,19 18:08 other posts of licksipsuckit 
l hope you copied and pasted that lol, *lix*

By #601496 at 01,Nov,19 08:01
Woman found dead with 8-foot python around her neck in western Indiana

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By phart at 01,Nov,19 09:33 other posts of phart 
Play with fire,you are going to get burnt.
But there is just no words for this that was a link on that same page.I hope he gets the death penealty if proven guilty.

By licksipsuckit at 29,Oct,19 04:48 other posts of licksipsuckit 
Knock knock
Who's there?
Cow says...
Cow says Who!
NO cows say MOOOOO
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By licksipsuckit at 30,Oct,19 04:24 other posts of licksipsuckit 
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wa who?
What are you so excited about?!
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By licksipsuckit at 23,Oct,19 05:35 other posts of licksipsuckit 
A Boeing 747's wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight. *lix*
By Mrfrisky at 28,Oct,19 02:10 other posts of Mrfrisky 
This is a good one
By licksipsuckit at 28,Oct,19 16:08 other posts of licksipsuckit 
the dad joke on the weather this morning was, they named boeings after the noise it makes hitting the run way. *Lix*

By licksipsuckit at 27,Oct,19 16:36 other posts of licksipsuckit 
1. Breast size is hereditary.
You have an equal chance of inheriting your chest size from either parent, which is why your sister may have much larger breasts than you.

2. Not all breasts are created equal.
Equal in size that is. In fact, one breast is usually about one fifth larger than the other. (If you're curious, it's generally the left side that has the size advantage.)

3. The average bra size in the U.S. is a 34DD.
Which is significantly larger from just 20 years ago: a 34B.

4. Your boobs aren't just made of fat.
They are a complex system of glands and ducts, which also includes your nipple. And underneath each breast is muscle, as well as fibrous tissue that separates it from your ribs. However, after a certain age, your breasts do turn into mostly fat.

5. Gaining weight can make your boobs larger.
And if you lose weight? You might notice that your breasts shrink. But this isn't the same for every woman since some women have denser breasts with less fatty tissue.

Other factors: Pregnancy, breast-feeding, menopause, birth control pills, and even sex can cause your breasts to swell. Your breasts can also grow as much as a full cup size during your menstrual cycle. However, days after your period, your hormone levels drop and your bustline is at its smallest. Thanks, hormones!

6. Sagging is inevitable.
Unless you have corrective surgery, getting older means your breasts will sag over time. Other culprits include gravity, smoking, and sleeping. In fact, if you're a stomach sleeper, you might consider changing positions. Some reports show that sleeping on your stomach can actually change the shape of your breasts.

7. When you exercise, your boobs move around.
Like, a lot. One study found that when you run, regardless of size, your breasts could move up, down, and all around as much as eight inches. (Picture a figure eight motion.) That supportive sports bra is sounding mighty nice about now, isn't it?

8. Having a third nipple isn't uncommon.
Actually, about 6% of the population has a third (or more) nipple with extra breast tissue. These extra breasts can even lactate and become sensitive during menstruation.

9. The first breast augmentation surgery took place in 1962.
And now it's the most popular form of plastic surgery in the United States, and has been since 2006. According to the American Society of Plastic Surgeons, 290,000 people got breast implants in 2013 — a 1% increase from 2012. The average cost? A little more than $3,600.

10. We are the only primates with permanent breasts.
As humans, we grow breasts before puberty even starts, and they continue growing and changing throughout our lives. (They get larger especially during menstruation and when we are pregnant.) However, other primates' breasts grow only when they're breast feeding.

11. There are four types of nipples.
They are protruding, flat, puffy, and inverted, which are all normal.

12. The average boob weighs between one and two pounds.
Although it varies from woman to woman, most breasts range in this weight. According to the Guinness Book of World Records, the woman with the largest natural breasts in the world wears a size 52I bra. And they weigh almost 100 pounds.
By #601496 at 27,Oct,19 17:43
No matter what your size is, men will go gaga over them
By licksipsuckit at 28,Oct,19 00:07 other posts of licksipsuckit 
l sure hope they do. theyre boobs or butt men, and some love both, l'll find some 'BUTT' facts if l can. *Lix*
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l looked up BUTT facts but most were more about farts, than arses. *lix*
By #601496 at 28,Oct,19 12:30
I love making a man strip and make him get over my knees. I use a wooden paddle to make him listen to me.

By Mrfrisky at 28,Oct,19 02:06 other posts of Mrfrisky 
I thought the 4 kinds of nipples are:
The one I am biting
The one I am licking
The one I am pinching
The one I am twisting

By BirdDog at 26,Oct,19 21:21 other posts of BirdDog 
Riding roller coasters might help you pass kidney stones.
By licksipsuckit at 26,Oct,19 23:28 other posts of licksipsuckit 
if you don't pass a kidney stone, you still might find lumps in your undies lol, *lix*

By #601496 at 26,Oct,19 16:32
Sad, sad tribute pictures often sprinkled amongst internet pictures (she relies on members to bring it to her attention that they have caught her "oops!". Aside from that, how many members REALLY BELIEVE that the pictures that are posted were taken in this decade?
By licksipsuckit at 26,Oct,19 19:47 other posts of licksipsuckit 
that was posted by a SAD SAD thing I believe *lix*
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By leopoldij at 26,Oct,19 06:52 other posts of leopoldij 
Useless information:
Last time I fucked I used green condom and a chick ring.
By #601496 at 26,Oct,19 16:35
Why green? I like pink.
By licksipsuckit at 26,Oct,19 19:41 other posts of licksipsuckit 
l like extra ribbed .. and green isn't my fave, not after l had a run in with a green edible condom years ago... l think l blogged it, it was one of those funny moments l'll never forget *lix*
By #601496 at 26,Oct,19 20:07
No glow in the dark?

By licksipsuckit at 26,Oct,19 19:50 other posts of licksipsuckit 
Step 9: Once text is highlighted, it's also possible to copy and paste it using a keyboard shortcut instead of the mouse, which some people find easier. To copy, press and hold Ctrl (the control key) on the keyboard and then press the C on the keyboard. To paste, press and hold down Ctrl and then press V.

By leopoldij at 25,Oct,19 16:12 other posts of leopoldij 
Most American car horns honk in the key of F.

The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."

Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

Every time you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie.

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every 2 weeks otherwise it will digest itself.

The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; '7' was selected after the original 7-ounce containers and 'UP' for the direction of the bubbles.

101 Dalmatians, Peter Pan, Lady and the Tramp, and Mulan are the only Disney cartoons where both parents are present and don't die throughout the movie.  .

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

'Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.

To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs - it will let you go instantly.

Reindeer like to eat bananas.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver and purple.

The word "samba" means "to rub navels together."

Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II Killed the only elephant in the Berlin ****.

More people are killed annually by donkeys than airplane crashes.

A 'jiffy' is a unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

A whale's penis is called a dork.

Because of the rotation of the earth, an object can be thrown farther if it is thrown west.

The average person spends 6 months of their life sitting at red lights.

In 1912 a law passed in Nebraska where drivers in the country at night were required to stop every 150 yards, send up a skyrocket, wait eight minutes for the road to clear before proceeding cautiously, all the while blowing their horn and shooting off flares.

More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money throughout the world.
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By licksipsuckit at 25,Oct,19 17:57 other posts of licksipsuckit 
did you read them all??? l did and some weren't really fact, like the great wall of china .. *lix*
By leopoldij at 26,Oct,19 06:07 other posts of leopoldij 
No, not all. At least, not yet.
By licksipsuckit at 26,Oct,19 06:36 other posts of licksipsuckit 
you do get an education when you start reading stuff, but as with all net information, some of it you have to take with a grain of salt .. some would be true, some wouldn't *lix*
By leopoldij at 26,Oct,19 06:50 other posts of leopoldij 
Yeah, clearly...
By phart at 26,Oct,19 14:21 other posts of phart 
so how many cats were dropped from the empire state building in feild test to determine the number of floors for self correction?
Did they reuse some of the cats that were tossed from 10 thru 15 or?
By licksipsuckit at 26,Oct,19 19:40 other posts of licksipsuckit 
no point in wasting a good cat... and we do have to think about recycling *lix*

By #601496 at 26,Oct,19 16:34
To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs - it will let you go instantly

Would that be true if the gator chomped off your hands?
By licksipsuckit at 26,Oct,19 17:43 other posts of licksipsuckit 
than youre up shit creek without a paddle ... usually there are signs to tell you that there are crocs in the area, and most people don't read the signs .. *lix*
By #601496 at 26,Oct,19 18:28
I live in a state where you have to assume a lake is populated with gators and water moccasins. You see their snouts poking out of the water. I have a friend who lives in central Florida and has to check under car before she approaches it. Middle of the city of Miami, in the drainage canals, they always find a few every year. (Dogs start dissapearing)

By 0-00 at 23,Oct,19 11:56 other posts of 0-00 
There are 293 ways to make a change for a dollar. Go figure...
By licksipsuckit at 25,Oct,19 05:12 other posts of licksipsuckit 
ahhh but can you list them??? lol, *lix*
By leopoldij at 25,Oct,19 16:05 other posts of leopoldij 
I can.
By licksipsuckit at 25,Oct,19 16:21 other posts of licksipsuckit 
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By licksipsuckit at 25,Oct,19 17:10 other posts of licksipsuckit 
me too, l have a perfectly good google, copy paster finger. but it was so long l thought ld just post a kangaroo instead *lix*
By leopoldij at 26,Oct,19 01:13 other posts of leopoldij 
By licksipsuckit at 26,Oct,19 01:18 other posts of licksipsuckit 
Hey Leo, do you like my kangaroo??? l like how he plays well with others *lix*
By leopoldij at 26,Oct,19 06:06 other posts of leopoldij 
I love it. It passes the ball perfectly.
By licksipsuckit at 26,Oct,19 06:40 other posts of licksipsuckit 
lol, yeah just like me... *lix*

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By licksipsuckit at 25,Oct,19 17:57 other posts of licksipsuckit 
l was waiting for this one lol, *lix*
By yoursayathotmail at 26,Oct,19 02:42 other posts of yoursayathotmail 
Twas inevitable on this thread
By licksipsuckit at 26,Oct,19 04:55 other posts of licksipsuckit 
T'was *lix*

By licksipsuckit at 26,Oct,19 01:16 other posts of licksipsuckit 
In the 16th century, it was common belief amongst people that the Mandrake Plant grew only where the ejaculated semen of a dead hanged man touched the ground.

By licksipsuckit at 26,Oct,19 00:44 other posts of licksipsuckit 
interesting stuff about Australia

•90% of Australians live on the coast. ... The large deserts of central Australia mean that the vast majority of the population live on the shores of this huge country. The large cities of Perth, Sydney and Melbourne are iconic places to visit, with buzzing centres and a multitude of beaches, from the sands of Bondi to the surf of Trigg. Outside of the major hubs however, there are hundreds of smaller beach towns where you can appreciate Australia's beautiful coastline. Explore Port Macquarie in New South Wales and catch your own dinner or head up to Queensland and discover the parties of Airlie Beach. Australia's island status means that there are thousands of surf towns and beaches to be discovered, so follow the masses and head to the coast.
•Tasmania has the cleanest air in the world. ... The island of Tasmania is the ideal spot to experience the great outdoors - with air as clean as Antarctica, around one third of the state is a national park or World Heritage protected. It is a walkers paradise, with trails and walkways winding over the whole island, where the coastal paths reveal impressive views over Wineglass Bay and the Bay of Fires. If walking isn't your cup of tea, enjoy kayaking, mountain biking and exploring the island's caves. The wildlife is an extension of the unique animals of Australia, where the Eastern Quoll, now considered extinct on the mainland are commonly sighted in the fertile farmland of Tasmania.
•The Great Barrier Reef is the largest eco-system in the world. ... The Great Barrier Reef is the pride and joy of Australia, made up of nearly 2,500 individual reefs and visible from space. It stretched halfway down the eastern coast of the country, meaning there are plenty of places to use as jumping off points to explore the kaleidoscopic coral. Cairns is the most famous city to begin a trip out to the reef but Townsville, Port Douglas and Airlie Beach all have great beaches and various tours that can take you out to enjoy the reef. Snorkelling and diving amongst the colourful fish and turtles that make the Great Barrier Reef their home is sure to be a highlight of any trip to Australia.
•Australia has over 60 separate wine regions. ... You can't go to Australia and not try the wine! With such a huge variety of wine regions it's hard to choose between them. The majority of the wine regions are in New South Wales and Victoria so if you fancy discovering a few of them a road trip between Sydney and Melbourne would be a great way to go about it. Take your time to explore the Southern Highlands, Tumbarumba and Alpine Valleys, one of the most picturesque wine regions in Australia, yielding wine from a variety of grapes, from Sauvignon Vert to Chardonnay. Western Australia also has a number of vineyards that are all reachable from Perth, a great trip out of the city to enjoy the wine regions of Australia.
•Fraser Island is the largest sand island in the world... The sandy shores of Fraser Island are a highlight of any trip to Queensland. Hervey Bay is the jumping off point for exploring the island, so hop on a boat and discover the delights of this island paradise - the clear blue waters of Lake MacKenzie surrounded by the white sand shore and the serenity of Champagne Pools, where you can swim in the shallow pools at the edge of the ocean. There are 150 dingoes on the island so it is a great opportunity to spot one of Australia's famous wild dogs but keep your distance as they are wild animals and can be aggressive if approached.

By leopoldij at 25,Oct,19 16:09 other posts of leopoldij 
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

By phart at 24,Oct,19 00:05 other posts of phart 
Poo Powder, “a proprietary blend of a NASA-developed super-absorbent” that bonds with feces to form a solid, odorless block

Aqua dump: Kayakers’ and surfers’ practice of slipping into the ocean to relieve themselves.

Groover: Military ammo case converted into a portable toilet, often used by river runners. Name comes from the grooves it leaves in users’ behinds.

Beaver fever: Giardia, a waterborne intestinal infection that’s often blamed on beavers.

Frosting: Smearing poop on an exposed rock to be baked away by the sun.

FUD: Female urinary device. Portable set-up that allows women to remain standing while heeding Edward Abbey’s call to “unzip your fly, piss hearty.”
By licksipsuckit at 24,Oct,19 02:19 other posts of licksipsuckit 
1. Farting is a fermentation process that causes the production of a specific type of gas known as sulfur.

2. Fart also consists of air that we swallow during drinking and eating.

3. Fart is divided in Oxygen (4%), Nitrogen (59%), Hydrogen (21%), Carbon Dioxide (9%), and Methane (7%).

4. The loudness of the sound depends on two factors. First, the tightness of the sphincter muscle and the pressure that expels the gas.

5. Food rich in sulfur like cheese, cabbage, eggs, soda, and beans will lead to bad odor.

6. The average human being farts 14 times a day.

7. The sexual arousal caused by farting is called eproctophilia.

8. Two chemicals in farts, methane and hydrogen make it flammable.

9. There are pills that can make your farts smell like roses or chocolate.

10. The word fart was coined in 1962 and it actually means a wind from the anus.

11. There are pads you can wear to make your farts not stink.

12. The people who fart for a living are known as “flatulists.”

13. The word “fart” is actually derived from an Old English word “feortan,” which means “to break wind.”

14. The first film produced by a major studio that had a fart joke was “Blazing Saddles”.

15. The hydrogen sulfide from fats will protect the nerve cell from stress.

16. According to the American College of Gastroenterology, sucking on candy can make you gassy.

17. Termites are the animals which produce the most farts.

18. Smelling farts is one good way to prevent Alzheimer and dementia for elders.

19. Roughly 99 percent of our farts don’t smell.

20. Believe it or not, If you consistently fart for 6 years & 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

21. Passing gas means that your digestive system works properly.

22. Our brain is the reason we like our own farts.

23. On average, corpses will fart for nearly 3 hours after death.

24. Most of the farting happens at night while we are asleep.

25. In China, some people actually earn $50,000 a year for being professional fart smellers.

26. Hitler had a digestive disorder that made him chronically fart all the time.

27. Gum and soda make you fart more.

28. Female farts have the higher concentration of hydrogen sulfide and because of that, they stink more.

29. Female farts are healthier to smell.

30. Farts smell worse in the shower because our nose works better in high heat and humidity.
31. A British man holds the record for the world’s longest recorded fart.

32. Farts can go as fast as 10 ft/sec.

33. Farts are like fingerprints and their bacterial composition is unique to an individual.

34. Fart lighting is a highly dangerous practice.

35. Ben Franklin wrote an entire essay about flatulence titled “Fart Proudly”.

36. People from the South American tribe Yanomami, greet each other with a loud and friendly fart.

37. Based on the latest research, smelling farts can prevent a heart attack.

38. Also, based on research, smelling fart can be an unique aromatherapy to prevent cancer risk.

39. An area of medicine devoted to farts is called flatology.

40. Flatulence-producing foods are typically high in certain polysaccharides, especially oligosaccharides such as inulin.

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run your mouse along the top menu on the top for a laugh.. *lix*

By licksipsuckit at 25,Oct,19 05:00 other posts of licksipsuckit 
1. A table-tennis ball, when dropped from 30cm, should, by international rules, bounce 23cm high.
2. The world record for the number of tennis balls held in a dog’s mouth is five.
3. The world’s largest rubber band ball weighs 9,032lb and is made of 700,000 rubber bands.
4. Under the official rules of snooker, the referee shall, if a player is colour blind, tell him the colour of a ball if requested.
5. The number of Britons with the surname Balls fell from 2,904 in 1881 to 1,299 in 2008.
6. In the early 14th century, King Edward I banned football because of the great noise in the city caused by "hustling over large balls, from which many evils may arise".
7. The world’s largest ball of string, in Cawker City, Kansas, measures over 38ft in circumference.
8. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball, Jupiter would be a golf ball and the Earth would be a pea.
9. Volleyball was invented in 1895 by William G Morgan, who called it Mintonette.
10. There are two golf balls on the Moon, both hit by Alan Shepard on February 6, 1971.

By frederic at 24,Oct,19 15:42 other posts of frederic 
nothing good really just I think you are great I love all the wonderful facts like if I didn't look on this site I might never wank xxxx
By licksipsuckit at 25,Oct,19 04:55 other posts of licksipsuckit 
Its meaning is derived from the Germanic word elements frid, or peace, and ric, meaning "ruler" or "power". Frederick ranked among the top 100 names in the United States between 1880 and 1957 and has declined thereafter. It was ranked as the 536th most popular name for boys in 2009 in the United States.

Meaning: "peaceful ruler"

By licksipsuckit at 23,Oct,19 16:46 other posts of licksipsuckit 
Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants!
I wonder if top cat and yogi bear were banned too??? Goofy was a pants wearing dog, but hit dog Pluto had none??? *lix*
By AussieMan187 at 24,Oct,19 00:06 other posts of AussieMan187 
I wonder if ducks in general are banned in Finland?

By licksipsuckit at 23,Oct,19 23:36 other posts of licksipsuckit 
It has become a space-based myth. The Great Wall of China, frequently billed as the only man-made object visible from space, generally isn't, at least to the unaided eye in low Earth orbit. It certainly isn't visible from the Moon. You can, though, see a lot of other results of human activity

By phart at 22,Oct,19 13:04 other posts of phart 
Banana Slug: 6-9 Inches
The Latin name for the common banana slug, Ariolimax dilichophallus, literally translates to “long penis.” This gastropod’s pud is the same length as its body, however long it grows. Equally puzzling is that during sex, sometimes the penises of these slimy creatures get caught in the vagina, and the female chews it completely off, severing it for life. This is called apophallation.

Hyena: 7 Inches
Psyche. That’s a clitoris. The female hyena is more hung, more muscular, and as a result, more dominant than its male counterpart. The reason for this is an excess of prenatal hormone androgen given during pregnancy, which eventually creates what scientists call a female “pseudo-penis.” Female hyenas have to give poo, pee and birth through this one-inch canal. Baby hyenas are two pounds. No wonder they’re always pissed.
Silverback Gorilla: 1 Inch
Gorillas are giant, marauding, nightmarish beasts that can break your legs like twigs. They also have baby dicks. In terms of evolution, there was never a need for the male gorilla to develop an impressive meat stick because females live in a harem and are given no choice on the matter. Baby dick or bust, basically.
By licksipsuckit at 22,Oct,19 23:54 other posts of licksipsuckit 
that's great, totally useless information, tough luck for the lady gorillas ... *Lix*

By AussieMan187 at 23,Oct,19 05:20 other posts of AussieMan187 
Wow that was fascinating
By phart at 23,Oct,19 12:19 other posts of phart 
I often wondered why Gorillas were allways pissed off. Gee,they can't pee past their feet!
By AussieMan187 at 23,Oct,19 16:48 other posts of AussieMan187 
Unhappy feet There's a movie idea!
By licksipsuckit at 23,Oct,19 18:47 other posts of licksipsuckit 
what about 'GORILLAS IN THE PISS'??? *LIX*

By licksipsuckit at 23,Oct,19 05:33 other posts of licksipsuckit 
The strongest muscle (Relative to size) in the body is the tongue. *lix*
By phart at 23,Oct,19 12:20 other posts of phart 
So I guess the ladies go around checking mens tongues to make sure they get plenty of excersise
By licksipsuckit at 23,Oct,19 15:54 other posts of licksipsuckit 
l prefer to check out the male arse, that's the trust muscle, and if its in great shape, lm more likely to get a great reaming, and looking aussiemans arse, its one of the finest ever ... *lix*

By #601496 at 23,Oct,19 11:36
"Better to rule in Hell, than serve in Heaven"
Kan asks James T Kirk if he knows Milton

By licksipsuckit at 23,Oct,19 05:54 other posts of licksipsuckit 
only registered users can see external links
most useless peep hole ever *lix*

By #601496 at 22,Oct,19 17:36
There's a good chance your tin of coffee contains ground-up cockroaches
By AussieMan187 at 23,Oct,19 05:21 other posts of AussieMan187 
I love drinking a nice strong cup of cockroach in the morning!
By licksipsuckit at 23,Oct,19 05:24 other posts of licksipsuckit 
mmm maybe that's why lm the hipster and like my coffee freshly ground at the shop in front of me, and brewed immediately, no chance of slurping cockies .. *lix*

By licksipsuckit at 22,Oct,19 06:04 other posts of licksipsuckit 
People with higher incomes generally prefer their toilet paper to come over the roll, while those with lower incomes prefer it to go under. *lix*
By AussieMan187 at 23,Oct,19 05:22 other posts of AussieMan187 
People on low incomes wipe with bark

By AussieMan187 at 21,Oct,19 18:50 other posts of AussieMan187 
In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
By licksipsuckit at 22,Oct,19 06:06 other posts of licksipsuckit 
and the house isn't even a real house *lix*

By 1RonG at 22,Oct,19 08:18 other posts of 1RonG 
Not quite true. He/she isn't allowed to speak in debates but can certainly determine if something will actually be debated
By AussieMan187 at 23,Oct,19 05:14 other posts of AussieMan187 
The more you know!

By veryshyguy at 22,Oct,19 23:51 other posts of veryshyguy 
gnurr - The substance that collects over time in the bottoms of pockets or cuffs of trousers.

Yup it has a name!
By licksipsuckit at 22,Oct,19 23:56 other posts of licksipsuckit 
gnurr, sounds like the motor in my vibrator *lix*

By leopoldij at 22,Oct,19 13:13 other posts of leopoldij 
The Unified Thread Standard (UTS) defines a standard thread form and series—along with allowances, tolerances, and designations—for screw threads commonly used in the United States and Canada. 
By #601496 at 22,Oct,19 17:37
Tighty righty, lefty loosie
By phart at 22,Oct,19 19:51 other posts of phart 
Unless you are taking the wheel lugs off a early Dodge! The lug nuts are left hand thread on 1 side of the car to keep them from coming loose while driving.
Or the flywheel nut of a early Briggs and stratton engine.
Or,the fan clutch on a 318 dodge engine!

By licksipsuckit at 22,Oct,19 06:01 other posts of licksipsuckit 
You can get a rough estimate of the temperature by counting the number of times a cricket chirps in 15 seconds, then adding 37.
By #601496 at 22,Oct,19 07:38
Fahrenheit or Centigrade?
By licksipsuckit at 22,Oct,19 07:42 other posts of licksipsuckit 
l have no idea, its just useless shit lol, that's the whole point of this thread, there is no point and the more useless the better.. l'll have to wait to hear a cricket now.. *lix*

By sinanff47 at 22,Oct,19 14:24 other posts of sinanff47 
Clearly it's Fahrenheit, not Celsius, or it would be approx. 120°F outside.
By #601496 at 22,Oct,19 17:15
Yes, you are so right.

By licksipsuckit at 22,Oct,19 06:22 other posts of licksipsuckit 
TASER stands for Thomas A Swifts Electric Rifle *lix*

By #601496 at 21,Oct,19 17:45
Copy/paste is just a tool. Why type when you can transfer. I guess your beef is more with a person than a tool. I've been there. I changed my tactics. Now I try to identify whom I call useless. There's several and I want no misunderstanding whom I'm referring to as useless
By licksipsuckit at 21,Oct,19 17:50 other posts of licksipsuckit 
sure, use the thread for what ever turns you on. l just think that some here use it as a way to gather points, so by posting useless shit every day, that no one reads, theyre gather their points, so lm just going to post useless shit every day and see if it does what l think it does . *lix*
By #601496 at 21,Oct,19 18:46
I noticed that members go apeshit over points. I don’t care about points. I don’t even check the points log.
By licksipsuckit at 22,Oct,19 06:09 other posts of licksipsuckit 
and it makes their blood boil when you drop the stupid ball, l hope it gets passed to me 10 times a day, and every day those 'SERIOUS' players give it or take it from me, l'll drop it some more *lix*

By licksipsuckit at 22,Oct,19 06:00 other posts of licksipsuckit 
The lint that collects in the bottom of your pockets has a name — gnurr.

By #599537 at 21,Oct,19 21:17
will you comment on me page??

By Aussie123 at 21,Oct,19 19:07 other posts of Aussie123 
Who invented copy paste?
Larry Tesler
We can thank one Larry Tesler, the computer scientist who's credited in history as the inventor of cut/copy and paste, for the time and finger energy saved with this intangible creation.
By HardAtWork at 21,Oct,19 20:13 other posts of HardAtWork 
I used to know the name of the man who created Ctrl Alt Del but I think I deleted it from my memory...

By yoursecretagent at 21,Oct,19 20:06 other posts of yoursecretagent 
During intercourse, your inner nose swells just as your breasts and genitals will. This is most notably due to the increased flow of blood while having intercourse.

By phart at 21,Oct,19 17:34 other posts of phart 
Kinda sounds like a limp dick on a fellow with prostate issues and cant pee.
By licksipsuckit at 21,Oct,19 17:51 other posts of licksipsuckit 
mmm that does sound pretty useless. *Lix*

By licksipsuckit at 21,Oct,19 17:48 other posts of licksipsuckit 
'The laughter of fools is like the crackling of thorns under a pot.'

By licksipsuckit at 21,Oct,19 16:56 other posts of licksipsuckit 
“Words are useless. Use your eyes to say a million things.”
― Gabriella Jording

By licksipsuckit at 21,Oct,19 16:53 other posts of licksipsuckit 
What is a useless person?

adjective. of no use; not serving the purpose or any purpose; unavailing or futile: It is useless to reason with him/her. without useful qualities; of no practical good: a useless person; a useless gadget.

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