Whackin' your wedge...
Slappin' your meat...
Whippin' the wire...
Floggin' your carrot...
To name a few more.
By #64328 at 09,Jul,12 19:02
I like the word Masturbate. Since the first time that is what my friend called it and before that day I had never heard the word before, To this day I still like that word
By #187578 at 08,Jul,12 10:58
Beat ur meat wank choke ur chicken etc I got those either ur dick or ur balls or even ur hand is apart of the euphemism but I don't get spank the monkey how does a monkeys ass or even the monkey it self symbolize masturbation please explain
When I was attached to the Seabees they called it either Beating the 'Skeeter or Chicken Chokin'
By #218130 at 06,Jul,12 09:13
Yeah!!! Spank the monkey my favorite
By #68656 at 04,Jul,12 17:26
See how you go spanking this monkey, the record is 690 mph.
Spank the monkey.
addictinggames dot com/funny-games/monkey.jsp
By #218130 at 04,Jul,12 17:28
lolwill give it a go
By #279137 at 04,Jul,12 15:17
5 knuckle shuffle. Or cockney running slang - tommy tank.
By #6568 at 04,Jul,12 15:27
....Not heard that for years!....I had forgotten about it. In fact 'tommy tank' is a WW1 phrase for the first tanks used by the British on the western front,..as in 'Tommy Atkins' + 'tank'.....
Flip flop!
goes Tommy tank,
Christopher Robin
is having a wank!
Slappin' your meat...
Whippin' the wire...
Floggin' your carrot...
To name a few more.
Spank the monkey.
addictinggames dot com/funny-games/monkey.jsp
Flip flop!
goes Tommy tank,
Christopher Robin
is having a wank!