A blow torch and a half of stick of dynamite. Or try some Visine in your coffee the morning before. Maybe try some Ex-Lax in your brownies. Or just man up, and grip it, stick it, and lick it. Good luck.
By #254338 at 20,Sep,16 03:04
Usually just a good dump followed by soap and water... use the soapy finger to clean inside the anus a bit... stay away from wetnaps and wetones...
You withdraw 20 bucks from the ATM and pay cash to the car laundry to have your ass cleaned. Waxing is extra.
By #68656 at 26,Jul,12 18:27
Regardless of any "techniques" please bear in mind the possibility of rear-end damage. Hopefully it will not happen but please be aware of that fact.
Secondly will this topic attract the PR Fairy.??
By #89828 at 26,Jul,12 18:58
How can the PRF resist the draw of a phrase like "steamy anal sex"? Which reminds me...
If your anus is steaming...you are probably doing something wrong.
By #240539 at 26,Jul,12 21:53
got me chuckling now justlookin! Thanks to pure silicone lube, our anus' aren't steaming over here, but our minds sure are!
By #275302 at 26,Jul,12 19:41
Nothing was said 3 times so maybe he's lucky .
By #240539 at 26,Jul,12 21:57
What a sexy one you are lil, WOW! Hey maybe three times a charm?
By #240539 at 26,Jul,12 21:50
Great point John! We have found a favorite product sold by Master Plumber for shampooing your hair/pet with a slip over the faucet rubber connector & 42" hose. It works fantastic, but as you say the possiblity of rear end damage is high....almost as high as the PRF weighing in!
I don't know shit.
Secondly will this topic attract the PR Fairy.??
If your anus is steaming...you are probably doing something wrong.