Well, big fucking WHOOP.
So does roughly one half of the human population.
Just like you, they did absolutely no work at all to acquire a penis.
It is all an accident of genetics, and not a reward for being "special" in any way.

The real question is: What else do you have to offer which shows tangible proof of your value as a human being?


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