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What makes a man a REAL man?

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Started by #303133 at 04,Sep,13 16:58
In another thread, an SYD member(who shall remain nameless)posted this comment on the subject:"when a guy is not afraid of taking a cock in his butt or sucking it he is a real man."

It started me thinking, and I want to compile a list of OTHER things that make a man a REAL man.

Here's what I have so far (in no particular order):

1. Having a Y chromosome.

2. Being named FRANK or STEVE.

3. REAL men don't cry. Unless it is to impress a girl. Or when watching a sad dog movie.

4. Being able to pee while standing up...and not getting your legs and feet all wet.

5. Not being named LANCE.

6. Telling everyone you meet how much you LOVE pussy. (Titties can be substituted if you are in mixed company.)

7. Not being fictional.

8. Having the power to open tight pickle jars. Or squashing bugs in the house.

9. Playing "Pull my finger" like it is a REAL game.

10. Making sure that the unicorn cums first.


Any other ideas to add to the list?


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By Sickboy at 04,Sep,13 20:13 other posts of Sickboy 
A real man takes care of his family, and give's them everything they need........also being able to drink 12 pints and still find your way home!!
By bigone21 at 04,Sep,13 23:04 other posts of bigone21 
If his wife ALSO does all that, does that make him any LESS of a man???
By #316255 at 05,Sep,13 07:38
Makes her a real man too
By bigone21 at 05,Sep,13 18:08 other posts of bigone21 





By #196416 at 04,Sep,13 17:12
Real Men Don't Eat Quiche!
By #427539 at 05,Sep,13 15:29
I **** quikie while a guy was doing my bitt hehehei was hungry
By bella! at 05,Sep,13 15:43 other posts of bella! 
WTF did you just type?




By bella! at 04,Sep,13 17:20 other posts of bella! 
I am so fricken confused! In your other thread about your cousin-in-law, you said men h ate unicorns. In this thread, you say REAL men make sure their unicorn cums first. So the men in the cousin-in-law thread are fictional characters?
By #303133 at 04,Sep,13 23:13
REAL men don't have to actually LIKE something in order to fuck it...
By bella! at 05,Sep,13 03:35 other posts of bella! 
Ain't that the fricken truth!




By #416660 at 04,Sep,13 20:51
Real men don't fuck unicorns, they fuck sheep
By bigone21 at 04,Sep,13 21:09 other posts of bigone21 
that's modern times! in the old days they fucked unicorns!
By #416660 at 04,Sep,13 21:17
I stand corrected.
By bigone21 at 04,Sep,13 21:52 other posts of bigone21 
that's old days stuff, in present times we stand for what we say!





By bigone21 at 04,Sep,13 19:57 other posts of bigone21 
11. Having a BIG dick! (and thinking that everything from 5 inches and up is BIG!!)

12. Being loud and annoying to draw some attention.

13. Drinking all evening and throw up at the end of it.


By bella! at 04,Sep,13 17:29 other posts of bella! 
In example 2, you refer to the names of Frank and Steve. If their bith names are Francis and Stephen, are they real men? And what about an old English name like Leslie? Or Kim?





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