The imbalance in breast size is a result of which hand a woman masturbates with. If she uses her right hand, the upper arm presses against the titty on that side, compresses the breast, and makes it smaller. Left handed women cause the same result on the other side.

Men do not find this comical.
They just pay more attention to the bigger tit.

There is no need to try to make the boobies symmetrical, because any guy looking at them is just thinking: "Wow! She is showing me her tits! How fuckin' cool is that?"*


*Justwill is NOT a Jungian psychologist, nor is he a Yoga Master (although he does a pretty good Yogi Bear impression).
He DOES, however, know a bit about how the brain works and human biology/anatomy. He greatly enjoys poking a stick at the occasional pompous windbag.