Hello.
I am Will, the new Mayor of Dumpsterville.

What's that? You thought we had a King? No, not here. Dumpsterville is a Democracy. We acknowledge no type of royalty here. That's for the "kewl" side of the Forum.

Any way, have a look around and make yourself comfortable.

Sure it's a dumpster, but we like to call it home.

Pull up a pile of trash and sit a spell.

Be mindful of the stalker hiding behind that pile of rat bones, though. It is an illiterate and nasty brute, and has been known to urinate all over unsuspecting visitors.

If you're looking to discuss intelligent topics like dick rating or "show us your asshole" or "my pee tastes funny", you've come to the wrong place. We dumpster folk can't handle such highfalutin stuff. You'll have to go next door... where the big thinkers hang out...for that sort of thing.

Also, keep in mind during your visit that no Donkey Flogging is permitted in Dumpsterville!

I hope you enjoy your stay...