No joke.
I just wanted the asterisk...

My girl loves this one.

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The only way I can show the pic. I cannot get the web link to work to show the pic
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That's what I get when I copy the link ...

I'm going to go rob a bank tomorrow. I plan on dressing up in a clown wig and make up and only wearing a thong and nipple tassels. I'll carry a goat and a can of fluorescent paint in one arm and, while in the bank, I'm going to fuck the goat and throw the paint over the walls, all the time ripping up pages of a phonebook and swearing my head off. After getting the money, I'll take a shit on the floor and piss everywhere. I then will escape in a van shaped like a giant pink cock.
Let's see America's most wanted fucking stage a reconstruction of that

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I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread....I misread it..

It said thick cut....

My girlfriend and I were having sex the other day when she looked at me and said, "Make love to me like in the movies."
So I fucked her in the ass, pulled out, and came all over her face and hair.

I guess we don't watch the same movies.

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Jeebus....I think he was the David Blaine of his day....

Happy zombie Jeebus day....if you celebrate it...

'Twas the night before Christmas,and just for a stunt..
Santa buried his face in some hookers cunt...

There was a loud noise,and he jumped with a start.
It seems that the hooker cut loose with a fart.

All he could do,was splutter and spit.
His face and his beard were all plastered with shit.

The hooker just sat there,perched on the bed,
Panting and groaning,but her face turning red.

Santa was laughing and said with a cheer,
"I know what I'll do,I'll screw one of the deer."

They're cleaner and neater,and don't you suppose,
They'll be the right height,if I stand on my toes.

The hooker so puzzled,was scratching her head..
But which one is Rudolph and is there a Fred ?

Prepare to be hypnotized by the most daunting dance I've ever seen....
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A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

Lady in labour, shouting the usual shit, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!" She turns to her boyfriend and says, "You did this to me, you fucker!" He casually replies, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse, but you said, 'fuck off it'll be too painful.'"

A Catholic couple is about to get married, and the woman sits the man down for a heart-to-heart the day before the wedding. She says, "Honey, before we do this, I have something I need to get off my chest. You see, a few years back, my family was very poor, and for a while I had to work as a prostitute."
The man leaps out of his chair and shouts, "Oh no, absolutely not! I can't get married to you!"
The woman starts crying, and begs him to forgive her, "Please don't leave me - surely you can live with a woman who used to be a bit of a whore..."
The man sits down and says, "Oh, that's fine. For a minute I thought you said Protestant."

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb4Y4BxOSdg&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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O........ K. I can't seem to get the link right, it worked before but not now???
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Shoo bee doo bee dooo!

fuck it! Can't seem to get the link to work
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The way I used to upload YouTube links does not now work! ???? Whaa
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Just check out Chris the crack head...............Shoo bee doo bee dooo!

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Take out/take away are certainly different in other parts of the world....

Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They don't know where home is...

Ebola causes headaches, feelings of nausea and is very difficult to get rid of.

Is it a virus or a free U2 album?

God gave women yeast infections so that they would know what it was like living with an irritating cunt for once...

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.

I h@te those e-mails where they try to sell you penis enhancers. I got ten just the other day. Eight of them from my girlfriend. It's the two from my mum that really hurt.

What do you call a mexican woman with no legs?

Cunsuelo

What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip!